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Wanda: Actually, for once, I agree with Sheen. They're gonna have to use it sometime... Refusing to do so for more than a day can poison the body, not to mention become extremely painful!

A. Okay, FINE!! We get it! This definitely is gonna take some getting used to... I am ssooo embarrassed...

A. You're telling ME?!! My scenario is even worse than yours!! *realizes something* Oh, no... *winces* Gas planet, I gotta go!

I TOLD you guys this would happen, but nnnoooooo!!! You wouldn't listen!

Okay, I get it! Jeez... This is gonna be a tough situation to figure out.

Timmy: Wanda, a little help here?!

A. Hey, it's not my fault I had a lot of Gatorade yesterday! Those salty snacks made me thirsty! Now, outta my way!! *runs into the bathroom and slams the door behind him*

All I know is that he better not take a long time in there, cuz someone else might eventually have to go...

Me: Huh?? Purple broccoli?

*mutters* It's so hard not to be annoyed by that..

Anna: I can tell it could take a while for him...

Timmy: *waits for a while, meaning half an hour* Man, he's STILL not out! What is he doing in there?!

I don't even wanna know... *shudders*

A. *emerges with a relieved look on the face* I feel so much better now!

A. It's about TIME you came out!

What were you doing in there?!

A. I was extremely fascinated by the-

A. *covers his mouth* Don't even START, Neutron! Not another word about it!!

[~*Annabellion*~]

But hey, you two were switched before...
Yeah, what did you do then?
CLOSED. MY EYES. TIGHT.
Oh... uh, yeah. Me too..
Timmy: Oh.... kay....

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Timmy (continues), "This is akward."

"Word."

A. "Well it's not my fault that your reality bending computer programs changed us!"

A. " Change us back this instant, Turner!"

Timmy, "Fine! I wish everyone was back to normal!"

-everyone changes back-

"That was cool! Can we do it again?"

and "NO!"

All is silent.

"Guys as much as I hate to intteruppt this little love-fest, we've got bigger problems here."

-x-

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(I had a feeling you'd join us, Kate!)

That still doesn't change the fact we're in a foreign dimension, not to mention that Em still has amnesia! *barely mutters* And that I saw things I shouldn't have... *shudder*

Me: Who ARE you people??!

Told you! *mutters to Carl* Those mood swings are creeping me OUT...

Tell me about it...

Me: What's this noise inside me that sounds like it's going up, not down? *gags*

Uh-oh! I think she's gonna barf! Take cover!!

Zandora: *quickly places a wastebasket under her as she leans forward*

Me: *looks at it, confused, and looks up at the group* What's this ffff- *accidentally barfs onto the floor, some of it accidentally splashing on Cindy* Oops. Sorry!!

Timmy: Gross! That's disgusting!!

EEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!! Somebody get this barf OFF of me!! I need to hit the SHOWERS!!! WHERE are they?!

Cin, it was just an accident...

Zandora: *points in their direction*

Thanks! *runs in that direction and locks the door behind her*

Someone please get that chic cleaned up! It's grossing me out just looking at her! *covers his mouth*

I'll do it. *walks up to her and leads her to the bathrooms* C'mon, Em...

Me: Who's Em?

*closes the door behind them and locks it* *mutters* I have a feelin' I'm gonna regret this...

[~*Annabellion*~]

Zandora: er, what was that green thing?

'Twas barf. Or vomit. It is a common sight in the Wheezer household. That's my family

It's because she's.... nevermind.

Carl, you have vomit in your house every day?

Indeed we do! Don't tell Elke..

Uh... I won't.... BUT DUDE, YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!

But you just said 'ew' to Em's vomit...

Her's was green and chunky. I heard a rumour that yours is rainbow coloured from all the healthy foods you eat!

Uh... yeah... sure. I guess it is. I think. I don't really admire my vomit that much...

Wanda & Timmy: The way it should be.

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*emerges from the bathroom after 10 minutes and catches the last bit of their conversation* Stop being so disgusting, you 2!!

I actually found it rather funny! *snickers*

Whatever; just DROP it, okay?!

I'm hungry! What's for lunch??

Same here! How about some cookies, cake, and ice cream?!!

Timmy: Yum! Count me in!!

Wanda: Sorry, sport, but a balanced meal is what keeps us all healthy and fit. That's gonna have to go first, Timmy!

*emerges from the bathroom with Em* Whew! It took me almost 20 minutes, but I finally got her to figure out how to keep herself clean!

Me: Who knew what I had to take was called a "shower"?! That was refreshing! *shakes the last bit of moisture from her waist-length hair*

Timmy: Uh, every-?!

Timmy, zip it!!

Thank goodness that's over! Now, let's focus on lunch.

Good idea! I'm starved!

[CjIiNmDmYy]

(Sorry I took so long. Combo of school and stress. Yup.)

Me: Okay, now where on THIS PLANET do you expect to get food? *looks at Jimmy*

Jimmy: Hey, don't look at me! I'm no cook!!

Me: ... but you are a genius.

Cindy: That's right, Nerd Boy. Either whip up food NOW, or be in a world of hurt!

Libby: Cool it, girl.

Timmy: Uh... guys? Incase you're forgetting, I have two fair- I mean, reality bending computer programs, that can give you ANY food you want!
*turns to Cosmo and Wanda*
Guys, I want you to give these people any food they want.

Cosmo: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh....

Carl; Excellent. I want... Plutonium Gut Chunks.

Everyone: NO!!!

Cosmo: What?

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(Yay!! I knew you wouldn't leave the RP!! And just fyi, they're on an intergalactic ship heading towards a planet, not ON one. Just thought I'd letcha know. )

Okay, that is DISGUSTING!!!

No, they're NOT!! They're delicious and nutritious!!

Pssshht, yeah, for alien freaks like April and Meldar...

Zandora: What?! *hands start emitting violet plasma*

...AND gorgeous alien chics like Zandora! *laughs nervously and flushes pink*

Zandora: That's more like it!! *dissipates the plasma with her arms folded*

Can we just CEASE with the bickering and have something we can ALL agree on??

THANK you, Neutron...

Me: Uh... Butterflies?

Ugh...

[~*Annabellion*~]

Em: Flabbergast! Nanometre! Obtuse-aquarium-duotang-earlobe-dictatorial!

Um, she's getting worse and worse.

Uh, I think you mean weirder and weirder...

My mommy says that when I say weird and random things, it's because I'm arachibutyrophobic.

Uh, Carl, that's the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

...your point?



Oh, Libby-kinz, if only you wouldn't smack your adoring, precious forehead in such a violent manner...

Sheen?

What did I say...?

Just knock it off, kay? Emily could be in a severe condition and you're just goofing around.

Just count on me!

You took the words right outta my mouth...

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Which are...???

Never mind...

Wanda: Gosh, could he BE any stupider?!

*laughs* That's an understatement with Cosmo!

Cosmo: Huh??

That means you're dumber than Sheen...

Cosmo: Oh, yeah! *giggles, then realizes something* Hey!!

Timmy: Well, you ARE! *snickers*

Me: Pants. Prestidigitation. Onomatopoeia.

Oh, jeez...

Tell me about it...

Wait just a darn nanosecond! Her vocabulary, despite her amnesia, is still quite large!

Timmy: So??

SO...that means with each passing day, she's remembering a bit more than the previous!

Sadi: Whoa!! That's good news after all!

Yay!!!

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(Thanks for the tip, Em. Was kinda lazy to go through what I missed. )

Em: SUPER­CALI­FRAGI­LISTIC­EXPI­ALI­DOCIOUS. (is a word.)

Me: Uh, yeah. That took 60 seconds to say.

Em: SUPER­CALI­FRAGI­LISTIC­EXPI­ALI­DOCIOUS!!!

Me: Is she on 'replay' or something?

Jimmy: Must be a lapse. Should pass though....

Cindy: Haha, Neutron, I bet the word is bigger than your vocabulary.

Jimmy: Why you.....

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Easy, you 2. We don't wanna end up in a worse scenario than we're currently in!

Cosmo: She's got a point.

Timmy: How could this be worse?!

Well, she could've been paralyzed from the neck down as well as amnesiatic, so we're grateful that never happened.

Me: Funny whales. Pollen flies.

Is it just me, or is she starting to put words together?

Wow, her situation is starting to look hopeful, even though she's saying random things still.

It's still annoying to me, though...

Timmy: Tell me about it...

Me: I still don't know who anyone IS!!! *sniff* I wanna know, though.

Okay, that's startin' to creep me out...

Wanda: *surveys her carefully* Her ankles look swollen...

Yet another one of the many symptoms-

Okay, you just ZIP IT!!

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Me: Uh... anyone is everyone, somewhat...

Cindy: Okay, then... when will she be well again?

Jimmy: Given her current condition, and her, uh, ... symptoms, I'd say maybe a few hours....

Em: Tic-toc.

Libby: Okay, that was wierd...

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Me: Ding dong. Moron.

You callin' me a MORON?!!

Sheen, calm down...

Don't tell me to CALM DOWN...!! How much longer 'till we get to that planet?!

Zandora: In approximately 3 days.

Timmy: I can't wait that long!!

Wanda: You're gonna have to, sport...

Well... HURRY UP!!! And I can't WAIT until that chic's back to normal!

Me: Jellyfish are luminous. The stars use nuclear fusion to shine brightly. DNA is the molecule of life.

Wow, she's remembering scientific data now, even though it's still rather random... I'm becoming more impressed by the moment. Em's yet to say things that pertain to our current scenario or our dialogue, however...

Well, that's better than it was before!

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Em: ... and SHeen's an idiot.

Sheen: HEY! How is that scientific fact?

Cindy: *giggling* Coz it's true, moron.

Sheen: Oh... HEY!

Em: Fear of monkeys is maimouphobia but it is also called pithikosophobia.

Libby: I said it before and i'm sayin' it again. Wierd...

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Me: The Earth is 93 million miles from the Sun. Black holes are so strong that not even light can escape.

Wow, she's beginning to remember that she's passionate about astronmy!

But I thought she couldn't remember anyone's name. How'd she remember Sheen's?!

*shrugs* Got me!

Me: Sheen is the one I remembered first. I can't remember who anyone else here is... The majority of the universe consists of a mysterious force called dark energy that seems to be pushing the galaxies surrounding the Millky Way away from it, causing them to appear slightly reddish in an effect known as the redshift.

Wow, fascinating... *slight pause* Okay, I'm BORED!!

Me: Sheesh... *leans over to Cindy* Could Sheen be even MORE of an idiot, whoever you are??

*to Jimmy* Her amnesia is beginning to irritate me... Plus, I'm hungry again.

We're just gonna have to deal with it for now... *tosses a can of peaches towards her* Here, have these. Goddard can help you open them.

Me: *instead of Cindy catching them, they land on my head* Ouch... *faints*

Oops! Sorry! I guess my aim isn't that good!

[~*Annabellion*~]

Uh, Jimmy? Your aim has never been good.

Well, my aim at science is pretty accurate.

Sounds like you're trying to kill Isaac Newton...?

Why are we talking about Ultra Lord at a time like this?! Just wondering, because I want to join in the conversation!



Carl, Isaac Newton is dead.

WHY DID YOU KILL ISAAC NEWTOOOONNNNNN???!!

Neutron, it's face-palm time. You know you deserve it.

.............

Ha!

Jimmy! Don't do that! It can hurt your brain! It can kill brain cells!

Good, he has too much of them.

Stop fighting, guys.

Zandora: No, No. This bickering and squabbling of the human race is ever so
fascinating. Go on!

......

& :Zandora: Thank you.

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Me: *after about 5 hours have passed* *groans and sits upright while rubbing my head* Oy, vay... What happened?? Cindy, why does my head hurt so bad?

Cool! She remembered Cindy's name, too! This reminds me of UltraLord episode 117, where-

*immediately slaps her hand over his mouth* Can it, Ultra-Dork!!

Me: Yeah, blabber about UltraLord on your own time, dweeb... Sheesh, what an idiot!

Tell me about it...

Me: Zandora, how far along are we to approaching Dezona, and what time is it??

Zandora: We are approximately 200 light years away, and it's 2100 hours.

What?! That's decades from now!!

It means 9 o' clock.

Oh, thank you.

*thinks for a few moments, then realizes something* Wait just a Neutronic minute! If Em just remembered those facts after I accidentally hit her in the head, then that must mean her amnesia has dissapated!

Timmy: Huh?!

*groans* She's not dumb anymore!

Timmy: Oh, that's better for me.

Me: Duh... *gets up* How long was I amnesiatic, Jimmy?

Approximately 3 days, at least...

Me: Whoa...

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(Guys, PLEASE don't forget this!!)

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Libby: Guys, you kniw what, I miss home... my mom's gonna kill me. I promised to go shopping with her.
Cindy: Well, that promise is dead.
*Libby gives her a glare.*
Cindy: Well, yeah, I'm sure Neutron rigged some voice-synthesizer thing...
Jimmy: Heheh....
Cindy: You DID, right Neutron?
Jimmy: Well....
Cindy: YOU IDIOT!
Libby: Oh no...
*Cindy and Jimmy begin a full-blown argument.*
Sheen: GUYS! Pipe down. It's Ultralord time, Goddard's playing all the episodes from Episode: 0.1!
Cindy: (sneering) Well, Ultradork, your friend, Jimmy here, is making all our parents beg on their knees at home for OUR return. We are gonna be in SO much trouble...
Sheen: ...oh, whatever! Just use Timmy's warpy programs and get it over with!!
Timmy/Jimmy: That's a great idea!!
Cindy: