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(I reminded her over AIM about it, and she said she'd get to this soon.)

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(Ok, this is taking a liiiiiiiiiiiittle long. By the way, Em, did you know you were less than 800 posts away from being OVAR 9000????????)

GO EM!!!

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Guys, pleeeeeeeeease don't let this RP die just like that! I'm havin' tons o' fun!!!!!

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(I'm still bugging Athena about joining it. She says she's not good at RP-ing, so I told her she could just be an IDOJer, just herself in it. But I've yet to see her response. Hope it's soon!)

You guys have NO idea how embarrassing this is... How'd Athena get here, anyway??

Me: Beats me! But I'm guessing she found us by stepping through that open portal like Seymore did... *hurries back into water to hide myself*

Oh, so it was Seymore who just humiliated us??

No DUH, Ultra-LOSER!!!

Here we go again... *facepalm*

*looks at Cindy* Me thinks the lady is jealous of those 2's little fiasco a few minutes ago... *jabs his thumb in my and Jimmy's direction*

Shut up, Ultra-DORK!!!!

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Wait till you guys get a load of THIS!!! I copied and pasted this info from a file on my flash drive!


Me: Look, guys! Athena's so shocked by our current scenario that she's speechless!

Timmy: Are you okay, Athena? *waves hand in front of her face*

Don't worry, she'll come to her senses later on. Lemme see where this portal leads... *walks over to it and peers into it* Hey, it leads back to Retroville! Hurry, before it-

*portal vanishes*

Ugh... -vanishes...

This is just GREAT... We're trapped in a parallel dimension and it's all your fault!! *points angrily at Jimmy*

ME?!! If I remember correctly, it was YOU who opened up the portal to this dimension!

Your invention, YOUR fault!!

YOU took my invention without asking, Vortex!!!

Me: Guys, we COULD waste precious time assigning blame, OR we could find a clothing store so we can show our faces in public again!!

She's right, so stop ARGUING!!!! You're giving me a migrane!!

Carl, LOTS of things give you a migrane.

*looks over at Jimmy and Cindy, who are still fighting, and marches over to them* HEY!! Knock it OFF!!! Your fighting isn't getting us anywhere, so JUST STOP IT ALREADY!!!!

Cindy: Ugh, Libby's right. This arguing isn't getting us anywhere, and we've yet to find a way off this interdimensional planet and get back to our own dimension...

Libby: But HOW can we show our faces in society lookin' like THIS?!

Cosmo: Maybe you can't, but I can!!

Wanda: Cosmo, you idiot!!! Put your clothes back on!

Cosmo: Aw, man! *returns to normal*

Wanda: Hey, there must be a kink in this magic-thwarting platinum in these walls! We can't use our wands, but we can still fly, teleport from place to place, and change our appearances!

Timmy: Yay! That means we can get outta here!

Me: Not exactly, Timmy. You see, your friends can change themselves, but they can't change anything or anyone that's around them.

Timmy: Darn it!

Cosmo: He's not very bright, is he?

Sheen: No, apparently not.

Jimmy: If this is a cave we're in, then there's bound to be an entrance to it somewhere! C'mon, guys! Goddard, light the way!

Goddard: Bark, bark! *does so*

*about an hour later*

Cindy: We've been hiking uphill for an HOUR, Neutron! Are you sure you know where we're going??

Jimmy: *looks at his watch* It's not far now, guys! Look, the cave's already starting to get brighter!

Gabby: Yes!!

Sadi: Jimmy, you're our hero!

Jimmy: Thanks. Now let's keep going! We're almost out!

Me: It's getting even brighter by the second! Jimmy, I don't think we need Goddard for light anymore.

Jimmy: You're right, sweetie! Goddard, lights off!

Goddard: Bark! *does so*

Libby: I can see the hands in front of my face now!

Sheen: I can see WAY more than that, Libby-licious! I can tell what color the walls of the cave are now!

Cindy: Yeah, me too. They're a mix of auburn and burgundy with a touch of golden brown in places, and there's threads of white platinum lining the walls. How pretty!

Jimmy: Okay, here's the entrance! *walks out with the others*

Me: It looks like a city in ruins here, with debris scattered everywhere, except for a lone, abandoned clothing store in the distance. *points*

Libby: FINALLY!! C'mon! *makes a break for it with the others*

Carl: Just be careful about all this stuff laying around!

*about a minute later*

Jimmy: Okay, we made it. Let's head inside now.

Libby: Hmm... Looks like whoever owned this store just up and abandoned everything without taking anything with them... Not a soul in sight.

Sadi: Yes!!! That means free clothes! Girls in one department, guys in the other!

Me: Wow, check out these cool intergalactic futuristic jumpsuits! *grabs a metallic purple one with various shades of purple on it with silver wrist and ankle cuff links and collar* I'm gonna take this one!

Gabby: Cool! I found one just like yours, only it has shades of pink instead of purple.

Libby: I found a funky, tie-dyed one!

Cindy: Awesome, Libs! Here's a green one like theirs! *grabs it*

Sadi: I'm taking this silver and gold one!

Wanda: And this one with various shades of blue is TOTALLY me! *poofs it onto herself*

Me: Sweet! Let's go try these on. If we like them, we'll keep 'em! *leads them to the hi-tech dressing rooms*

Libby: *steps out after a few seconds* Wow, these dressin' rooms are off the chain!! Just step inside one of them and it uses a scannin' laser to transfer the outfit onto ya!

*5 minutes later*

Me: I am LOVIN' this jumpsuit! How about y'all?

Cindy: Awesome!

Sadi: Totally sweet!!

Gabby: Too cute!

Libby: SO stylin'!!

Wanda: Absolutely gorgeous!!!

Me: I'm glad ya like them! Let's go see what the guys picked out, 'kay?

*girls head over to the guys department*

Cindy: Oh, boys...!!

Jimmy: *walks over to them with Carl, Sheen, Cosmo, and Timmy, sporting a metallic red jumpsuit with a gold atom on the front* Can we help you, ladies?

Me: *takes one look at him with Cindy and stares, jaw-dropped*

Cindy: < 3 Wow, Neutron! You clean up well!!

Jimmy: Thanks, Cindy! You don't look half-bad yourself!!

Wanda: Cosmo, you look handsome in that metallic dark green jumpsuit! And you're pretty good-looking, too, Timmy, with that metallic magenta jumpsuit of yours!

Cosmo and Timmy: Thanks, Wanda...

Libby: Sheen, you are lookin' mighty fine, even in an UltraLord jumpsuit!

Sheen:

Carl: And me?

Libby: You look nice, too, Carl, in that metallic orange and yellow jumpsuit.

Carl: Thanks. *snorts*

Me: You girls look fabulous, Sadi and Gabby!

Sadi: Thank you!

Gabby: We appreciate it!

Jimmy: Okay, now that we have what we need, let's head outta here.

*as the group heads out of the abandoned store in their new jumpsuits, an immensely large starship is spotted*

Sheen: *points* Look there!

Carl: What is it?

Jimmy: A starship of some sort! C'mon!!

*the group runs to the ship and climbs aboard*

Cindy: Whoa! It's like a CITY in here!!!

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Oh, cool! I'm in PINK!!

Anyway...

Me: WHOAAAA!! It's beautiful!

Carl: Shiny!

Jimmy: The technology is so 21st Century! Come up, guys! I know I can fly with this one! Oh, and Cindy?

Cindy: Yes?

Jimmy: You'll be my co-pilot, okay?

Cindy: Okay...

Me: *heads to the food room* C'mon, Emily and Sadz! Let's EAT!

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Voice: I don't think so, young ones. I'm the pilot of this ship.

All: Huh?! *turn to face a sleek, turquoise-skinned, purple-eyed female alien with 2 thick, colorful horns extending from the top of her head to drooping loosely halfway down her back and donning a navy blue, silver, and black intergalactic jumpsuit*

Who are you?? And where are we?!

Alien: I'm Zandora. And the planet you all are about to leave is the deserted planet Altair, my old home planet that my kind and I deserted long ago because it became inhabitable with all the toxins in the air at the time. My new home planet my kind and I populated and dominated is the jungle world Dezona, filled with the resources we need to thrive and populate the planet.

Wait a minute! If this planet is deserted because of your toxic emissions, wouldn't your new planet Dezona have the same fate in the distant future??

Zandora: Highly unlikely, because the Gorlocks introduced a new species of fauna that gradually made the air on this planet unbreathable, so we abandoned this place and settled in Dezona. Now, let's get us something to eat, since you all look so hungry!

You read my stomach!!

*all head into the cafeteria-like section of the ship, and all they see are machines with pictures of food and strange symbols on their buttons*

*charges to start pressing buttons, but Zandora stops him* What's the big idea?!

Zandora: Halt! You don't even know what it does! Let me do it. Now, what would you all like??

Well, some pizza would be nice...

Zandora: *punches a sequence of buttons, then a pizza slice pops out in the slot at the bottom of the machine*

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Me: Oh. My. Gosh.

Pizza. Out Out of nowwhere. This is magic.

Jimmy: No, Sadi. It's Science.

Tmimy: Neutron, you fudge-head, it's magic.

Jimmy: For the last time, there's NO SUCH THING as magic!!

Timmy: Oh yeah? How do you explain them? *points to Cosmo and Wanda*

Jimmy: *smugly* Reality-Bending_Computer-Programs.

Timmy: No, they are not facult- I mean -RE-AL-IT-Y-BENDING PROGRAMS.

Jimmy: *facepalm* No, it Science.

Timmy: Magic.

Jimmy: Science!

Timmy: Magic!!

Jimmy: Science!!!!!!

Timmy: MA-!

Cindy: WILL YOU TWO PREMA DONNAS STOP ACTING LIKE SISSIES!!!!

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She's right. What's the use of arguing, anyway?

Yeah! Why do you and Cindy argue all the time?!

Uh, that's none of your business. Although, I kinda don't really know the reason, but, then again, I sorta do know it...

Me: So, what is it? Or should I ask Cindy??

The reason, like he said, is none of your business!!

Me: Who cares? Sadi, Gabby, and I already know the reason!

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

*all stare at him, astonished*

I saw that in a soap opera once.

You watch too many soap operas, Carl.

Zandora: Would the rest of you like something to eat or NOT?!

We'll just have what Carl's having... *glares at Jimmy* Except with just pepperoni.

Zandora: Okay, then. One large pepperoni pizza coming right up. *presses another sequence of buttons and a large pepperoni pizza pops out* See, boys, it's pure science, not any of this magic mumbo-jumbo!

TOLD you!! *points finger at Timmy and does the "in your face" dance*

*is completely weirded out* Neutron, would you CUT THAT OUT?!!

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(C'mon, Gabby! Let's get crackin' on this!! )

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Science, magic, who cares about the hunkabaloo anyway? Eat the pizza. It's right there!!

She's right...

Since when did you agree with Cindy??

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The Love Train has left the station! *makes a train whistle*

Shut up, Ultra-FREAK!!!

*mutters* Here we go again...

So, where are we going again, Zandora? *munches on a pizza slice*

Zandora: We are headed toward my planet Dezona, young one.

Oh.

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Sheen: Den--what now??

Cindy: DENZONA, you mask-wearing goon!!

JimmY: Could you elaborate your planet's culture, species etc? It's intriguing to stumble upon any kind of life...

Zandora: Certainly, little master. It all began with....

Cindy: *muttering* Here goes the history lesson!

Libby: *rollseyes*

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*starts dozing off with Carl*

*starts snoring*

Timmy: I'm bored. *falls asleep, too*

*2 hours later*

Zandora: ...To sum it all up, we introduced a foreign, exotic plant species on Planet Gorlock, the Gorlocks surrendered, and Dezona became ours, which all happened in the year 2157, 500 years ago.

Psst, psst!!! *snaps fingers* Wake up, you 3!! She's done!

Huh? Wha-?? Oh, great story!

That was the most fascinating historical account I've ever heard, Zandora! *turns to Sheen* How should YOU know?? You fell asleep through the whole thing!

So, ya mean to tell us we're in the year 2657?!

Zandora: Precisely.

Em, why did you cry, growl in rage, and squeal with excitement throughout this whole thing?

Me: I don't know, Jimmy!! Stop asking me tough questions!!

*leans toward Libby* I have NO idea where these mood swings came from...

Me: *covers mouth* Excuse me, I gotta hurl! *runs to bathroom*

THAT was weird!

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Me: Em, are you alright? You didn't happen to eat any of this gross-

*Denoza shoots me a stare.*

-I mean, this wonderfully delicious food, did you?

Why'd she throw up an avalanche?

That's what we're trying to find out, Vortex. Or did the sudden change in atmosphere deplete your already-minimum thinking power...?

You're one to talk, Frektron! I'm surprised your huge baboon-butt of a brain didn't get crushed into smithireens!!

Will you too just SHUT UP??

*They stop.*

Aw man, throwing up is AWESOME! It reminds me of when Ultralord made Robofiend throw up stale llama milk!

Me: *muttering* I will never look at llamas the same way again...

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(You mean "Zandora shoots me a stare". DeZoNa is the name of the planet they're headed towards. lol)

Me: *rejoins the gang a few moments later* Whew, I'm fine now. It's not like me to throw up after having pizza, since it's my fave... These symptoms are probably just a coincidence, not anything major like-... *gets a weirded-out stare from Sheen* WHAT??!!

Are you okay?

Me: I'm fine, okay?! Stop pelting me with questions! *pauses* Hm, I seem to have gained a couple pounds within the past several days... Hope that doesn't mean anything bad. It's probably just the pizza...

These symptoms sound so familiar. And they seem to all tie in together somehow, which means it's...

Me: *covers his mouth* Don't even SAY it, Neutron! Gee, I'm sure craving some pickles with ice cream...

Timmy: *covers mouth* EW!!

Did you just call me "Neutron"?!

Me: Sorry, hun... It's probably just the mood swings.

Let's see... Weight gain, mood swings, nausea, weird cravings, it's starting to sound like she's- *gasps and gulps*

Like she's what? Oh, no!

You mean to tell us that Em's...

Wanda: No need to say it, Cindy. I saw Cosmo experience the same things before he had Poof. *wand turns into a nail file and she casually files her nails* She's pregnant.

Me: *inaudibly* Thanks a LOT, Wanda...

Gabby: HOW'D this happen?!

Remember the cave?

Gabby: Oh,....right.

Me: Yep, he said it, alright...

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And then the anti-pedo-fairy appears out of no where.

APF: No no.

And so all is undone.

~Crys~

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(Look... I swear, on the Big Book of Spy Rules{I couldn't resist! lol}, that I will never, EVER bring this up in any RP- okay, any TOPIC, again!! If you let me continue this RP as is, I absolutely SWEAR that this subject will never EVER be brought up again if you just let me continue with this as it is!! PLZZZZZZZZ??????)

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Timmy: Ugh, I'm bored, does this planet have any kinda evil brain-sucking villain or something? *yawns*

Jimmy: For once, I side with Turner on this.

Timmy: *brightly* Hey, how about I wish Shirley back-?

All: NO!!!!

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Timmy: Okay, OKAY!! Fine, yeesh! Ya don't have to YELL about it!

Um, Neutron, how is it gonna take you to make something that uses a portal to get us back to our own dimension??

*cringes* About 9 months...at LEAST...

Timmy: Oh, GREAT!! *facepalm* Thanks a LOT, Neutron!!! >_<

Me: Oh, no! *covers mouth* Gotta hurl, again!! Where's the bathroom again?!

Zandora: *points towards the rear of the ship*

Me: Thanks! *rushes back there*