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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*thinks a bit, then realizes something* Actually, hold on, guys. I just remembered something! When one is in an alternate universe from their original, no time passes in the original universe from the moment one departs!

Okay, now again in English...

When we get back home, it'll be as if we never left! *mutters* Sometimes it's hard being a genius...

That's why I decided to give it up early on in my life.

You idiot! You never WERE a genius!!!

Oh, yeah!

Me: No duh... *yawns* Oh, gas planet! *stretches* Why am I so tired all of a sudden?! I feel like I need a nap!

There's another symptom, fatigue! I guess she- Never mind...

Timmy: Where did you learn this stuff, Jimmy?!

I learned that at the library.

Timmy: What's that??

Ugh...

Me: Sorry, guys, but I'm gonna go to bed now...

Why? It's only 1900 hours!

Me: *yawns with a stretch* I just feel very fatigued... 'Night, guys. *heads to the sleeping quarters*

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Jimmy: Emily, no! Maybe there are some other unknown symptons... I think it's better you stay awake.

Carl: Aw... he's worried about her.

Cindy: Hmph.

Libby: (whispers) Girl, your eyes are goin' green...

Cindy: They're already green!!

Libby: Oh... you know what I mean...!!!!

Cindy: Whatever...

Jimmy: Anyway, maybe I should whip up something for Em to drink...

Libby: (smirking) Cindy, why don't ya help him?

Jimmy: Yeah, i could use some help...

Cindy: No way!! Why would I wanna fudge-head here?

Jimmy: Uh, fine... I'm just wasting time...

Cindy: Wait- Okay! I'll help...

Jimmy: Come on, then. Timmy, I'll need your programs to for the necessary ingredients.

Timmy: *stops picking his nose.* Wut? :duh:

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: But sleep is when the body fights infection, rejuvenates itself, and keeps you feeling refreshed each morning... *yawns* Without it, the body can gradually succumb to infection, you become delusional, then drunken-like symptoms occur, and if you don't get sleep for more than a few days, the headaches, confusion, dizziness, and sickness would gradually become fatal and the body could eventually perish from infection. Thus, sleep is essential for life, well, at least for organisms in the kingdom Animalia. *stretches and yawns again* Gas planet, this fatigue is killing me... I NEED MY SLEEP!!!

She makes a forceful argument...

Okay, okay!! Jeez, Em, you don't need to yell about it...

Timmy: But what about that stuff we were gonna make??

Never mind that; she's got a point... About sleep, that is.

Just retreat to your sleeping quarters already. You said so yourself; we need the sleep, especially you at a time like this...

Me: Aw, you're so sweet, Cin! *sniffs and wipes the corner of my eye* I'm going to bed now... G'night! *walks into sleeping quarters and shuts the automatic door*

I'm glad those mood swings are done for the day!! They were getting pretty annoying!

Wanda: Don't get your hopes up. They're gonna keep happening for almost 3 more months... *cringes*

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Timmy: Whut?

Jimmy: Turner, really, what do you hear when we talk to you?

Timmy: Crash Nebula 4, it's coming out soon! It's gonna be the awesomest one yet. Pew! Pew! Pew! Uh-uh-uh! Boom!

Cindy: Would you cut that out? It's getting too annoying for words!

Jimmy: He is your boyfriend.

Cindy: He is NOT my boyfriend!!!

Jimmy: Suree.... and Sheen hates Ultralord.

Sheen: What?! Bite you tongue, non-believer! Ultralord is the totally bestest-er ruler in the history, future and present of ruling!! *fumes*

Timmy: *stops picking his nose* What are you talking about?! Crimson Chin has his own comic book series, and TV show, and copyrighted line of clothing and doll- I mean, action figures!

Sheen: Le GASP!!!! You did NOT just defy the awesomeness that is Ultralord!

Timmy: So what if I did? What are YOU gonna do about it??

Sheen: Oh... it's on... like Ultralord from episode 952 when he defeated the Bug Queen of Planet Nucletoad!

[Chompyzilla]

(sheen tackles timmy and they start wrestling and yelling at each other)

ULTRA-LORD IS THE GREATEST HERO IN THE GALAXY!

timmy: AT LEAST MY HERO DOESN'T WERE A GIRLY COLOR!

ITS A MANLY PURPLE!

timmy: A MANLY PURPLE, YEAH RIGHT!

ULTRA-LORD COULD SO DEFEAT THE CRI- CIRM- THE RED CHIN!

timmy: NO HE COULDNT BUT I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO PROVE IT TO YOU!

AND HOW WILL YOU DO THAT

timmy: I WISH ULTRA-LORD AND THE CRIMSON CHIN WERE HERE RIGHT NOW!

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Jimmy: NO!

(Em, you take it from here. i have absolutely no idea what to write about...)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

No WAY!! That is the last thing on our minds! You losers need to work it out and get along or just DEAL with it!!

Timmy: *thinks* Okay, fine...

Whatever...

B'sides, Em's tryin' t' sleep over there! *points* Give her some respect. Now, shush!!

I've gotta keep working on my project, anyway. PLEASE, don't break my concentration here! *proceeds to work on it some more*

*4 hours later*

*stretches and yawns* We've been waiting over 4 hours now, and I'm getting tired...

*yawns* You're not the only one, Carl... *stretches*

Zandora: It's time we ALL went to bed for the night. That includes you, Jimmy.

*checks the time on his watch* You're right. I can put my project on hold until 830 hours... I'm getting rather exhausted myself.

C'mon, time to hit the hay, guys...

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Timmy: *yawns* I wish... I wish we had somewhere to sleep.

Wanda and Cosmo: Okay, that's vague, but okay....

POOF!!

*A horse stable appears. So do flies.*

Libby: Yeah.... I ain't sleepin' in that!

Cindy: *irritably* Must you pull out your little fairy things all the time?

Jimmy: ... yeah, and where did you obtain them from anyway?

Timmy: Uh.... nighty-night!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*about 5 months later...*

Zandora: *is at the control panel of the ship* We are now approaching our destination: planet Dezona.

Huh?!

We're there.

FINALLY!! We must've been in space for a "babillion" years!!

Me: It's actually only been 5 months, Sheen... *whispers to Cindy* Geez, what a dork!!

Don't remind me...

Zandora: Please take a seat in the seats provided and strap yourselves in. We are beginning our descent into the Rigelian Ocean...

All I see are a few isolated islands surrounded by a vast expanse of water...

Zandora: Our civilization is located beneath the ocean.

*gazes out the panoramic plasma window in awe* Incredible! An extrasolar civilization that has evolved underneath a vast ocean! And these aquatic life forms are ASTOUNDING!!! *observes a creature swim by that resembles a cross between a dolphin and an eel, eating a smaller life form that resembled a plant-like worm*

*looks out the window* Whoa! An underwater city in a bubble!

[AmazingMe123]

Where?

*pulls over to her side* Right there

Zandora: Stay in your seats!

& Why?

(SOMETHING BADS GONNA HAPPEN!!! not....)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Zandora: Because the final few meters are treacherous and filled with potential enemies. Keep your seatbelts ON, please! Plus, there's a strong current just outside the city, so it's best you don't distract me so we can avoid it and arrive safely.

What kind of enemies?

Try those underwater alien snipers armed with torpedoes!! *points*

Neutron, was I talking to you?! NO!!

Timmy: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Zandora: THANK you, Timmy.

Me: *feels my stomach* Ugh, unpleasant churning movement. Sure feels like indigestion to me...

*is conveniently seated beside me* Are ya sure it's indigestion?? You don't look sick like you were a few months ago... Lemme feel...

Me: Sure, I guess... *shrugs*

*feels her lower abdominal cavity* Girl, that movement ya feel is definitely NOT indigestion! That's a child!

Wanda: Awww...

*tries to stifle an excited giggle with his hand*

[AmazingMe123]

Urg....

Timmy: I think I might barf

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Sorry, but it's true. And Timmy, fyi, you can't have your "programs" take it away, cuz that would be eliminating a human life, which is against some certain rules they follow. AND I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE TAKE MY CHILD AWAY FROM ME!!!

*rubs his ears* Ow!! Jeez, Em! You don't have to yell about it!

Timmy: Ditto! Ouch! And AW, MAN!!

Zandora: *slows the ship to a stop* We've arrived. And don't worry; we shall supply you with the best prenatal care available! It's the duty of every low-ranking female of my species.

*unbuckles with the rest of them once the ship's door opens* Wait; hold on a sec! You mean to say that your species doesn't have the freedom of choice around here??

Zandora: No, unless they choose to leave this planet and make a new home elsewhere. Now, follow me to the Dezonian Government Headquarters.

I'll also need to do some more work on my project; it's a little over halfway complete. I just need 4 more months to finish it.

An' that's the project that'll get us back to our dimension??

It should. I'm 95% sure it will function properly...

[AmazingMe123]

95%? What happens to the other 5?

YA!!! Wait wa-?

Timmy: Ya!!! Wha-?

[~*Annabellion*~]

And THIS, Sheen, is why you go to summer school.
Libby, the reason why I go to summer school is because Ms. Fowl doesn't believe in me, like Ultra Lord does.
...Neutron? The other 5%???! Where did it disappear to?
Can't talk. Too busy.
On what?
FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, SHEEN, HONESTLY??!!!?

I would do like 10 more but I gotta go :\

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*cringes* The other 5% chance means it would not only malfunction, but it'll cause a warp in spacetime, cause a rapid meltdown of anything hi-tech, destroy the fabric of spacetime, and wipe this universe into oblivion via a gigantic black hole...

That's bad, right?

Duh, "Captain Clueless"!!

Oh, the HUMANITY!!!!

Don't WORRY!! It's a very small percentage that those events would happen!

Whew! THAT'S a relief!

Zandora: That was very reassuring information, Jimmy, thank you! Now, if you'll follow my assistant Grudon(GROO-don), he will show you to the engineering facility where you can proceed on your project without any interference. And nearby, you'll all find your living quarters; females in one room and males in another.

Timmy: What are we waiting for? Let's go!!

(Adding more now! )

Grudon: Patience, young one. Just follow me. (his appearance is similar to Zandora's, only his horn-like projections on top of his head are alternating shades of dark and light blue, and he wears a lime green, navy blue, and black jumpsuit)*leads them down a futuristic hallway, makes an abrupt left, then heads 500 feet and halts, then turns to his right* Male living quarters is on the left, and female is on the right. Behave yourselves...and do NOT touch anything outside your living quarters! Oh, and the engineering facility is just across the hall. Good day.*leaves*

Thank you, sir! *turns to face the rest of them* Okay, that was rather...strange... However, you all heard what he said, so split up into girls and guys, alright?? *heads into the guys' living quarters with Timmy, Cosmo, Carl, and Sheen*

Me: You heard him, so c'mon, girls. *heads into the girls' living quarters with Sadi, Gabby, Wanda, Cindy, and Libby*

Edited by Emily, 19 August 2011 - 10:00 PM.

[~*Annabellion*~]

*Jimmy shuts the door to the males' room the same time as Libby shuts the door to the females'*
So, who wants to play a card game?
Sheen, there's nothing here, Just beds and a light.
Who says we can't play with imaginary cards??
Timmy: Then... how... what if someone cheats?
Then we FIGHT!
As fun as that sounds, Sheen, I think we'll just sleep.
Well, who wants a card game in their dreams?


Meanwhile, in the females' quarters...

Em: Wow, I'm beat. Goodnight, guys... *yawns* *takes a bed and closes her eyes and drifts into sleep quickly*
Huh, she must be tired. I am a little bit...
WHAT is with this ROOM??! Seriously; has ANYONE ever heard of interior decoration??!!?
Wanda: Shhh, you might wake up Emily.
Em: Numba-nmmmbd.
Oh, dear, is she talking in her sleep?

Take it from here, guys

[AmazingMe123]

I-I think....

Well, let's listen and see what we can hear!!

Em: shudupp....

& What!?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

In the female quarters:

*notices something on the wall next to the door* Hey, what's that?? Looks like a touchscreen of some sort... *walks up to it and examines it* What would happen if I- *taps the screen and a menu pops up, with a virtual alien face appearing underneath it* Whoa... Talk about hi-tech!

That looks kinda like Zandora...only it's purple with turquoise horn-things. Weird.

Automated Voice: Welcome to your living quarters, ladies. How may I be of assistance?

Wanda: Did that virtual face just...speak?!

Automated Voice: Yes, I did. This living space is voice-activated, so you can speak what you wish to have in this unit, such as furniture, decor, et cetera, and the programmable matter will do the rest.

"Programmable matter?"

I've read about that stuff, Libs. It's microscopic nanobots, about the size of dust particles, programmed to take the shape of almost anything you desire simply by using your voice.

Cool! How about a...room with a retro-futuristic feel to it, with fluffy chairs and beanbags, shag carpet, lava lamps, ya know, kind of a 1970's vibe??

Automated Voice: Right away, Libby! Yes, I know all of your names because my DNA chips scanned each of you as you came in and analyzed each of your physical anatomies and your personalities. I am called a personal applied technology, but you may call me PAT for short. Commencing desired room appearance... *within 10 minutes, she makes the room become what Libby requested* Emily is going to love this.

*meanwhile, in the boys' quarters...*

(You guys make something up, cuz I'm not sure I can describe the guys' living space that well... But it's the same concept; a seemingly bland room, but with the same technology as the girls' room. )

[AmazingMe123]

*examining room* Hey! What's this? It looks like some kind of....

*Starts singing loudly covering up Jimmy's explanation*

Let's check it out!!

(You guys take it from here.)