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Cindy: Hey Nerdtron, how about instead of waiting nine months, we just WISH us back to our own dimension!

Jimmy: Why didn't I think of that?

Cindy: 'Coz I'm smarter than you!

Jimmy:

Cindy: Hey, you said so yourself!

Jimmy: Okay, fine. Timmy...if you will.

Timmy: I wish we were all ba-

*sees a butterfly-like creature go by*

-butterfly!!!

All:

*Cosmo and Wanda shrug, and...*

POOF!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*holds hand up to stop them* Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!!! Don't even THINK about it; turning us into butterflies!! Secondly, let's just let things progress naturally, for cripe's sake!!! JEEZ!!! Let him fix things at his OWN pace, for crying out loud!! UUUGGHH!!! *facepalm*

Timmy: Never mind, guys...

Vortex, did you just...stand UP for me?!

Yeah, well, don't get used to it...

*faints*

Dude, Carl just fainted. *points*

Timmy: *whispers to Cosmo and Wanda* I wish Sheen had a bucket of water...

Thanks! *drenches Carl with the water, waking him up*

Cindy standin' up for Jimmy?! Now I've seen everything.

Zandora: I can tell we're going to be together for quite a while, so just make yourselves at home.

Well, then, I'll go ahead and get started.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Guys, please cooperate with me here... I don't want this topic to die a sloooooooooowwww death... )

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(If you guys don't want this topic around, I can always have Mara delete it... Just wondering why this topic's SO ignored these days... *sniff*)

[CjIiNmDmYy]

(Sorry for replying so late, Emily. Don't worry. School is very hectic. i'll write an extra long post.)

Fine... i can just get all the things we need out of my Hypercube-

Timmy: No way, Fudgehead! I'll just WISH Cosmo and Wanda to bring our stuff!!

*forcefully polite* Timmy... as much...as your... KIND contributions are... you need to know-

Uh, Jimmy? Before this goes into a full-blowin' argument, can I do something?

Of course...

*Libby thumps Jimmy and Timmy both in the back of the head.*

THAT'S for wastin' our time! We're all homesick, and you're arguin' like stupid CHILDREN!!!

*cowering slightly* Uh, Libby, technically we ARE child-

*sees Libby growl*

Never mind!!!

Timmy: Y-yeah... J-Jimmy, you go first...

No, that's okay Timmy, you go... I insist.

Timmy: No, you go, I-

I-

YOU BOTH DO SOMETHING BEFORE I BLAST YOUR BUTTS TO THOSE MOONS!!!!

*She points to three greenish moons in the sky. Meanwhile, jimmy and Timmy shiver.*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Zandora: Um, those moons aren't actually green; they're a pale gray. Some greenish gas is fogging up my windows...

Timmy: *sniffs* EEEWW!! Cosmo, was that YOU?!!

Cosmo: *shrugs innocently* What?? It wasn't ME!! *plugs nose*

*almost gags* CARL!!! If you're gotta do that, go to the bathroom!!

*covers nose* Gross! Carl, what did you EAT?!?!

Sorry!! I just couldn't hold it in any longer! I'M SORRY, OKAY?!?! JUST GIMME A BREAK, JEEZ!!!! Um, I gotta use the restroom! Outta my WAY!! *charges in that direction*

*under her breath* Gee, that was embarrassing!! *covers nose* Gosh, it STILL stinks!! Thanks a LOT, Carl!!

Uh, Zandora? Think ya could up the ventilation in this place?!

Zandora: *her cheeks flushing a deep purple* Gladly! *pushes some buttons on the wall of the ship and increases the ventilation*

*once Carl returned* Don't do that again, okay, Carl?? At least not in our presence, please... And kindly remember to use the lavatories for that purpose...

Sorry, guys...

Me: Whew! Now I can breath easy!!

Ehroo? *cocks his head curiously*

Oh, just shut it, ya bucket o' bolts!

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Sheen: Carl, just curious, but how did you go to the restroom? This is an alien planet.
Carl: *snorts* Oh i went, don't you worry.
*Sheen gives Carl a wiered-out look.*
Timmy: Are we there yet...?
Jimmy; According to my calculations...
Cindy: Oh, just snap it shut, Nerdbrain, we don't need an Albert Einstien lecture here.
Jimmy: I-
*Libby claps a hand over his mouth.*
Libby: Jimmy. Shut. Up.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: *looks at watch and yawns* Oh, my gosh... Is it REALLY that late?! It's 11:30pm! I feel like... I'm gonna...... crash.......... any.... minute-............. *falls to the floor, fast asleep* ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz......

Timmy: Wow! *yawn* No wonder I felt sleepy a few minutes ago... *stretches and yawns again*

*stretches* Yeah, we better call it quits for the night...

I hear ya, girl... *yawn*

Zandora: We should all go to bed now. I'll put the ship on autopilot until it's time to wake up. *does so*

What are you talkin' about?! I'm stay up all night!! Party! Party!! Par- *immediately falls asleep*

*falls backward and falls asleep, snoring loudly*

Wanda: *poofs into a pillow for Timmy, on which he lays his head on*

Cosmo: *becomes a blanket for him*

What?? It's only 11:30! I'm not even ready to retire for the night... My metabolism is still rather elevated!

*sleepily* Neutron, do what you want, but we're going to BED now... Just be quiet about whatever it is... C'mon, Libs...

*lays down next to her in a sleeping bag, the 2 soon getting quite comfy*

Actually, Neutron, *lifts her head up temporarily* just go to BED with the rest of us.

But, Vortex, I-

I said GO TO BED!! *lays back down*

Wow, talk about a strong temperament... Oh, well. C'mon, boy. Sleep mode.

*shuts down for the night*

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*At morning.*
Cindy: *yawns* Wake up... guys, wake up!
Jimmy: What t-time is it?
Zandora: It is the 350th cycle.
Libby: *getting up* Say WHAT?
Jimmy: I think she means 3:30 pm...
Libby: Oh.
Sheen: *wakes up* OKAY!! WHAT IS THE ADVENTURE TODAY?!!!! C'MON! LAY IT ON ME!!!!
*sees others' faces*
Sorry, am I getting ahead of everyone?
Libby: How can that boy still be hyped up withOUT sugar?!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

I have no earthly idea. Uh, Sheen, nothing has happened yet. We just woke up. Goddard, wake mode...

*wakes up*

Oh, yeah. Duh. *quickly* SO WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST ALREADY??? Chocolate chip pancakes? Cheese danishes?? Cinnamon rolls?! Doughnuts?!!

Sheen, calm DOWN!!

Zandora: *looks at Timmy* Wow, "buck-toothed boy" is still asleep.

I'll take care of that! *walks over to him and kicks him gently* Yo, Turner! Wake up already!

Cosmo: OW! Ease up with the kicking, Cindy!! That was my stomach!

Oops. I forgot Cosmo turned into his sleeping bag...

Cosmo: Duh!! *rubs his stomach after poofing back to his normal self*

Timmy: *shivers, then sits up and stretches* Cosmo, warn me next time before you poof from a sleeping bag to your normal self! And it's Timmy, Zandora!!

Wanda: *returns to normal* It's about time we got up, anyway, sweetie...

I'm serious. We're hungry, so what's for breakfast?!

Me: We're hungry, too! And trust me, if I don't get breakfast soon, it will NOT be a pretty sight!!

Timmy: Okay, those moods swings are starting to scare me... *hears Carl's persistent snoring and covers ears* Will someone get that guy to WAKE UP?!

Sure, Timmy. *walks over to Carl and shakes his shoulder* Carl, everyone's awake now except you, so it's time to get up now!

*wakes up, sits up, and stretches* Okay, I'm awake. What's on the agenda for today??

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Jimmy: To be honest, I don't know....

Cindy: Smooth, Neutron.

Jimmy: I'm warning you...

Cindy: Warning me? What'cha gonna do? In case you're forgetting I'M the one who knows karate!

Jimmy: And I'm the one with the IQ...

Cindy: IQ's gonna stop me? Ha! That's rich!

Libby: Guys! Don't make me have to hurt ya!!

Carl: Don't hurt me!!

Libby: Not you, Carl... the lovebirds...

*Jimmy and Cindy turn red.*

Carl: Birdies, ooh, I love birdies!!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Okay, can we just DROP this drama before someone GETS SERIOUSLY HURT??!!I don't want to go through this day AFTER DAY AFTER DAY!!!!!

Girl, take a chill pill!! Jeez!!

Timmy: She's got a point, though.

Try telling THEM that... *points at Jimmy and Cindy, who are still arguing*

Wanda: That does it! *poofs into a tugboat and blows her foghorn, LOUDLY, then poofs back to normal*

and *stare at her like she's gone crazy*

Wanda: If you 2 can't work out the issues between eachother, then I might as well switch your minds!! Oh, and make you adults at the same time so you both can learn to ACT maturely as adults!! *wand lights up threateningly*

*both of them gasp and shout "NOO!!!"*

Have you gone psychotic or something, Wanda?!

Don't even THINK about trying that! We've already been through that once; we don't wanna go through it again!! Well, aside from the adult part! That gives me the creeps!

Finally, something we both agree on, for once!!! Wait...what?!

Timmy: Better watch out and get along, otherwise she might go through with that! It isn't pretty when Wanda's really mad!

I think we've already figured that out, Timmy...

*mutters* Yeah, well, SHE started it...

I heard that, Freak Brain!!

Timmy: *glances at Wanda* Uh-oh...

Wanda: Alright! You asked for it! *fulfills her claim with her wand, then twirls it stylishly and blows steam off of its tip*

Oh, GREAT!! It's my nightmare all over again!!!

Oh, for the love of HUMANITY!! Not again!!!

[CjIiNmDmYy]

*Adult Cindy and Jimmy take one look at each other and scream. Alien bird-things fly away.*

A. Jimmy: I'm a...a... LADY!! I look like my mom!!! Ugh, and the brain-wave patterns in this hormonal wreck is FREAKING ME OUT!!!

A. Cindy: Excuse-me??? I'M the one dripping in boy brains...worse... MEN brains...! Way to talk about wrecks when yours is like that PHYSICALLY.

A. Jimmy: That does it, lady!

A. Cindy: Lady?! I'm no lady... *she puts on a face of false confusion.* Duuuhhh... I'm Jimmy..., and my head weighs more than my butt... duhhh.... *she sticks tongue out at Jimmy.*

Wanda: *facepalm* HOW can they still act like children, even when they're fully-fleged adults...?!

Libby: *smugly* That's Jimmy and Cindy for ya... the love never ends.... *smirks*

*Jimmy and Cindy stop arguing, look at each other and blush.*

Libby: *whisperes* See...?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Ugh!! Looks like I'm gonna have to take drastic measures on you 2! And here's my secret weapon... Fffffffffff!! *blows a pinkish powder in their faces*

EM?!?!?!

Me: Sorry, but I'm hormonal, and when I'm hormonal, strange things can happen!

A. as *coughs a bit* I hope that isn't what I think it is...!!

A. as *coughs* Oh, I know darn well what that was! It doesn't take a big-headed genius to figure that out! Oh, wait, that's me, at least on the outside... *looks in a mirror* Hey, I look smokin' hot!!

A. Thanks... I look pretty attractive myself, and by me, I mean you... heheh

Smokin'!!!

A. Sheen, that's ME you're referring to!

DANG!! How confusing can this GET?!!

Me: Man! It sure is confusing! If I were to hit on who seems to be Jimmy, it's Cindy, not to mention vice versa!!! And it would be plain weird to seemingly hit on a girl when it's really a guy!! It's so bewildering, I-... *faints*

A. Uh-oh, it seems as if she received a concussion when she fainted...

A. Oy, vay... This could take a while to heal, if it does heal...

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Wanda: What IS that pink stuff he blew?

Libby: Love Potion 976/J.

Wanda: What?

Libby: Sometime back Jim here invented some kind of love potion that only worked with guys 'pheromones', whatever the heck that meant, but soon after he tweaked it.

Wanda: Tweaked it how exactly?

Libby: Tweaked it for boys AND girls, and that is how we got a Junkman dude to fall for a feline female.

Timmy: Gross.

Libby: TELL me about it. I coulda lived without that memory!

Timmy: *thinking* So if the stuff flew on Jimmy and Cindy, what aren't they goin' gaga?

Libby: Uh-oh... 3,2,1...

A. Jimmy: Cindy, I never saw myself, I mean, you, in this way before...

Carl: OH NO, IT'S STARTED. JIMMY FAKE-LOVES CINDY IN JIMMY'S BODY AND CINDY FAKE-LOVES JIMMY IN CINDY IN JIMMY'S BODY... OH, HUMANITY!
*Pauses.*
Ewww....

Libby: *rolls eyes* And it's started.

*prods Em.*
Wake up, girlfriend! We gotta get outta this!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Dang!! After all this time, I think I'm FINALLY coming up with something! )


Me: *wakes up after a full equivalent of an Earth day has passed* Uh, where am I?? Ow... *rubs head* And why am I here in the first place?! *sits up and looks around at the others* I don't recognize anyone here...

Dang! She really does have amnesia! That worries me...

Timmy: That's bad, right??

Wanda: Well, of course it is, sweetie!

Cosmo: He's not very bright, is he??

*rolls his eyes sarcastically* No duh!

*looks over at A. Cindy and A. Jimmy making goo-goo eyes at eachother, then covers his eyes* Someone PLEASE get those 2 under control!! I can't take it!!! I'm BLINDED by their PDA!!!

A. in *looks over at Carl* Sorry about that... He just makes one cute female! *catches a glimpse of herself in a nearby mirror* Boy, I look hot!

Cin, we need to focus, here!! You too, Neutron!! Y'all can admire yo' looks later, but right now, we have a situation here! Em's got amnesia!!!

A. in You're right, Libby. We need to assess how bad her amnesia is... *turns to Em* Em, how are you feeling? Do you remember anything?!

Me: 24?

A. in Much more serious than I thought! I wonder if there's a cure for amnesia in this dimension in the 27th century...let's hope so!

Zandora: Actually... *gets a positive expression on her face and grins helpfully* ...there is!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(I just made it a WHOLE lot easier for first-time RPers in this topic! Go check out the first post of this topic!)

[~*Annabellion*~]

(I'm really sorry I wasn't on earlier. I thought I'd be back on IDOJ sooner but I forgot I had already made arrangements to go somewhere with a friend :S )

What IS it??

We need to know! Her nervous system may not cooperate with this century. Us humans are still evolving!

I heard from Butch who was told by Oleander who was told by Sam who was told by Missa who was--

GET ON WITH IT.

Yeesh... that we're supposed to get heads the size of boulders in 400 years!

We can live that long?

Timmy: Well, with the help of my Cosmo and Wanda, we can...

Uh, don't forget my brain power...

CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH THIS? We need her back to normal! We can't have Em saying random things the rest of her life!

Em: Envelope sauce.

I LOVE THAT SONG!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

A. Shut up, Ultra-Dork!! So, Zandora, what's the cure??!

Zandora: The cure resides on the planet we're currently headed towards, Altair. At this speed we're going, Warp 11, we shall arrive there in... 3 weeks. Afraid I can't make this ship go any faster.

Me: Applesauce?

A. Jeez, her mind is even more inferior than Cosmo's!

Huh?

She's dumber than Cosmo!! Sheesh!

Isn't there something temporary that'll work for her until we get there??

A. I'm afraid not, Carl... We'll just have to deal with it until then.

Me: Why do you sound like a man but look like a woman?

A. See, Wanda here switched our minds and-

Me: Huh?

A. *sigh* Never mind...

Timmy: Something tells me this is gonna get VERY annoying...



A. I'd better get to work on that project of ours to get us back...

[~*Annabellion*~]

A. . I'll help! Uh, if, if you want me to.



A. Sure. I think I need all the help I can get.

Uh, can i just ask something?

A. No.

A. Yes.

Uh, what if one of you guys have to go to the washroom?

*All is quiet for a minute*

I don't get it... Isn't the washroom right over there?

Comso: I'm with the tubby chunko over here.

Wanda:

A. You had better hold it in, Vortex.

A.

Em: AHOY!

A. Jimmy: Land? you see land?

Em: Sqwkicbawmw...... *falls into a deep sleep*

*stares at Emily... then turns over to Jimmy in Cindy* Aaaaand what about a
shooowwwwwwerrrrrrr.....?

A. For the love of science, would you shut up?

um... no. Because I do not love science. At all. Ever. Never. Will I enjoy
science. Ever. So no. I won't shut up.

Timmy: *look at Wanda and Wanda winks at him*

Wanda: *magically zaps a zipper on Sheen's mouth, zipped and locked*

ZSFCDZZWSIP

What?

ZZZSSFCDDZZWSIP....Nmvmn

What??!

Wanda: *Unlocks and unzips him*

I said I had to go to the washroom... but never mind!

Why did I even want to know...