I recently watched Prehistoric Planet on Apple TV, and I have a story for you guys. It's a dinosaur story obviously, so strap in.
If you were a dinosaur-obsessed kid in the late 90s or early 2000s, you likely had one very specific, very important mystery kicking around in your brain: the case of the Horrible Hands.
In 1965, paleontologists working in the Gobi desert in Mongolia unearthed a fossil monstrosity: two gigantic, 8 foot long, disembodied arms. They were baffled by the discovery. What kind of enormous, terrifying beast were they dealing with? They named the species "Deinocheirus", which is Latin for Horrible Hand. Then, they waited. For 50 years.
The species entered the public consciousness because of a single, famous photo that made its way into virtually every popular dinosaur book published in the 90s and 2000s.

Here it is. The photo that defined my childhood as a dinosaur fanatic. The mystery consumed me.
In paleontological circles, speculation ran wild. Many researchers believed that the arms belonged to some enormous therapod killing machine. An apex predator.
Then, in 2014, there was a breakthrough. Paleontologists working in the Gobi were contacted by European collectors, who had discovered a set of fossil remains that were poached from Mongolia in 2009.
It was a revelation! A fully intact specimen!
More specimens were unearthed essentially simultaneously, and scientists got to work researching the bones and the fossil beds they were found in, so that they could reconstruct the species' behavior and diet.
Deinocheirus made its celebrity debut this April, in the BBC miniseries Prehistoric Planet, narrated by David Attenborough. I watched the documentary with baited breath. Finally, after all these years, I would get to see the best, most up-to-date reconstruction of the dinosaur that had occupied my youthful brain.
And...it's a muppet. A big, stinky, swamp-dwelling muppet the size of a T. rex.


Naturally, it was a big hit online.

Fanart promptly ensued.

Paleontologist Tom Holtz, from the University of Maryland, had this to say about Deinocheirus:

Turns out, Deinocheirus is not a killing machine. He's not an apex predator. He's an extremely weird, primitive type of ostrich-mimic dinosaur, that used his long arms to grab fish and dig around for aquatic plants.
His skull is bizarre. He has a hump back. He likely stunk to high heaven.
Just a big, dumb, stinky muppet who shat in the same water he lived in. I could not ask for a better resolution to the mystery of my childhood.
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =