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[curiochibi]

WHOA. :blink:

My TOSOT idea started a conversation about BLUEBERRIES?
Geez, you weren't kidding when you said randomness=normality on here...
I also just realized Mara was using the "DING DONG, THE 'TATOR'S DEAD!" line as her quote.
I feel honored...*bows*
Yet I feel like a twit for not realizing it earlier... :wacko:



SHEEN: WHO'S UP FOR AN ENCORE?!
*fangirls screaming "YES!"
SHEEN: Orchestra!
*orchestra starts playing*
SHEEN & FANGIRLS: DING, DONG, THE 'TATOR'S DEAD, THE EVIL 'TATOR, THE EVIL 'TATOR, DING DONG, THE EVIL 'TATOR'S DEADDDDDD...
ME: *wiping eyes* I'm so honored...

*~Jessi~*

[curiochibi]

Hold on.

You showed the idea to your MOM and she liked it?
I guess it was classic.

I personally thought it sucked at the time I wrote it...
But I guess classic-ed-ness is in the eye of the beholder.

*~Jessi~*

[curiochibi]

Okay! Thank you for the compliments!

Now...I know you said that whole "strawberries/blueberries" thing is a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story...
But frankly, I'm in the mood for a long story.
(Or, I'm just waiting for my pizza rolls to cool off. One of the two.)

So, fire away, Pigquet!

[curiochibi]

AHAHAHAHA! Funny story!
Doesn't matter, long or short. I love stories.

BTW, me and my friend Hayley came up with that line WAAAAAYY back in 6th grade. Ah, science class was ALWAYS entertaining back then...
So was Writing, come to think of it.
It took A LOT to make Writing class entertaining back then...

Oh, listen to me. I'm in flashback mode.
*experiences another flashback*
*gasps*
I COULDA HAD A V8!!
*I knock myself out* :thumbsup:

[N!no]

this posts are just beyond awesome...Wanna fanta totally cracked me up

genius!!!

and the one with DJ in a pink bathrobe :D ROFL


^_^

[curiochibi]

I know...can't you just see Dj with a scary-huge smile and saying, "WANTA FANTA?!" and Aurora just chained to that column, the expression on her face saying, "WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"

[N!no]

yah DJ u're so mean :kawaii:

ROFL

puff cold alluring voice!!!! 10/10 -------->words fail me


^_^ :lol:

[curiochibi]

Ah, this might not be as classic as my last one, "Laudya Goes Demonic", but heck, it's worth a shot.
(Yeah, I came up with a title for the last one. You like? :lol: )

Due to some disturbing mental images that might possibly be acquired while reading this, reader discretion is advised.

"Sleep With Both Eyes Open"

Aboard the ship Half Life, in the Dictator's room.
Dictator Jimmy is fast asleep, a tiny stream of drool dribbling onto his pillow.

*a blast of green energy narrowly misses DJ's head; it ricochets off the wall*
AURORA: WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *drowsily* What the...?
*Aurora runs into the room with sopping wet hair and wearing just a towel*
AURORA: *grabs DJ by the neck* WHERE IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: Where is WHAT?
*Aurora shoves him onto the bed and puts her hands on her hips*
AURORA: You KNOW what I'm talking about!
DICTATOR JIMMY: No, I do--whoa. *checks Aurora out* :kawaii:
AURORA: *sighs in disgust*
DICTATOR JIMMY: Are you doing something to your body? :kawaii:
AURORA: *dryly* Yes, I'm fighting a war against my mortal enemy. *grabs DJ again* WHERE IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *normal voice* I swear, I don't know what you're talking about!
AURORA: Y-MY PINK BATHROBE, YOU IDIOT!
DICTATOR JIMMY: N-Wait. Your pink bathrobe?
AURORA: YES, mine! Who'd you think I was talking about?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *blushes deeply*
AURORA: :o Y-You...?
F.C. Whoa!
*Aurora and DJ look up to see FC walking across the room in a pink bathrobe*
F.C.: Hope I'm not interrupting anything. I'll just...be going now...
*F.C. walks out of the room, but forgets to shut the door as he takes the bathrobe off, giving DJ and Aurora a nice view of his butt*
AURORA: WHOA! *shields her eyes*
D.J.: CARL, COVER BACK UP!
F.C.: I'M READY, ELKE! *jumps out of view*
*Aurora and DJ look at each other like :o *
AURORA: Didn't see that coming.
D.J.: Nope.



Ah, I liked it. Did you?

[RocksmySocks]

Hahaha, classic! :thumbsup:

Oh that made me laugh. Love it, Jessi.

[curiochibi]

Oh, thanks, Katie!
'Member, you and Flank helped inspire it.
Heheh...

Whoa, you weren't kidding when you said you were waiting. You pounced on this in 10 minutes!
S'pose Pigquet will be here any second...and Flank...and maybe Gwen.
Ah, maybe everybody will be over here...:rolleyes:

[Flank]

Oh, boy that's great! It really gave me mental images! "coughtowelcough" Good job!

It was shot but hilarious!

SOOOOOOOOO... DJ didn't take AURORA's bathrobe after all? Was it Future Carl? Or somebody else?

[curiochibi]

It was Future Carl, LOL.

Ah, that was fun writing...

[Mara=^.^=]

Ah, this might not be as classic as my last one, "Laudya Goes Demonic", but heck, it's worth a shot.
(Yeah, I came up with a title for the last one. You like? :lol: )

Due to some disturbing mental images that might possibly be acquired while reading this, reader discretion is advised.

"Sleep With Both Eyes Open"

Aboard the ship Half Life, in the Dictator's room.
Dictator Jimmy is fast asleep, a tiny stream of drool dribbling onto his pillow.

*a blast of green energy narrowly misses DJ's head; it ricochets off the wall*
AURORA: WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *drowsily* What the...?
*Aurora runs into the room with sopping wet hair and wearing just a towel*
AURORA: *grabs DJ by the neck* WHERE IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: Where is WHAT?
*Aurora shoves him onto the bed and puts her hands on her hips*
AURORA: You KNOW what I'm talking about!
DICTATOR JIMMY: No, I do--whoa. *checks Aurora out* :kawaii:
AURORA: *sighs in disgust*
DICTATOR JIMMY: Are you doing something to your body? :kawaii:
AURORA: *dryly* Yes, I'm fighting a war against my mortal enemy. *grabs DJ again* WHERE IS IT?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *normal voice* I swear, I don't know what you're talking about!
AURORA: Y-MY PINK BATHROBE, YOU IDIOT!
DICTATOR JIMMY: N-Wait. Your pink bathrobe?
AURORA: YES, mine! Who'd you think I was talking about?!
DICTATOR JIMMY: *blushes deeply*
AURORA: :o Y-You...?
F.C. Whoa!
*Aurora and DJ look up to see FC walking across the room in a pink bathrobe*
F.C.: Hope I'm not interrupting anything. I'll just...be going now...
*F.C. walks out of the room, but forgets to shut the door as he takes the bathrobe off, giving DJ and Aurora a nice view of his butt*
AURORA: WHOA! *shields her eyes*
D.J.: CARL, COVER BACK UP!
F.C.: I'M READY, ELKE! *jumps out of view*
*Aurora and DJ look at each other like :o *
AURORA: Didn't see that coming.
D.J.: Nope.



Ah, I liked it. Did you?

ROFL.

That was so epic I think I just felt a minor earthquake.



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[CraazyOne]

OOOOOOOOOOMIGOOOODNESSSS.

LOL.

Wow, Jessi. Just...wow. *shakes head*

*giggles*





~Rachel~

[curiochibi]

Ah, minor earthquake...ROFL.

Thank you for the replies! This topic was kinda dead...even for a closed contest.

Krista might like to see this...and Writer Woman...

[Zoey <3]

LMAO!!

Wow..

[N!no]

LOL that was freaking hilarious.
:D gr8 job!

^_^

[curiochibi]

I GOT ANOTHER ONE!

This was inspired over in the gift shop, when Gwen traded a sit-and-spin for mystery item number one.
This one's ridiculously short, but here we go:

DJ: Igor, I'm doing experimentation all afternoon. Go find something to occupy yourself.
IGOR: Okay. *walks off*
*After Igor walks away, DJ closes the door and does the shifty eyes. <_< >_>. He then goes over to a closet, takes out a sit-and-spin, and puts it in the middle of the floor*
DJ: *sits and starts to spin* WHEEEEEEEEEE!
FLANK: *sitting and eating popcorn* I wish I had a webcam right about now...

Ah, see? Told ya it was short!

Hope you like,
Jessi.

[curiochibi]

If only I could get over this stupid disease called WRITER'S BLOCK!!

ARGH!!

I guess I can just keep writing short and hilarious anecdotes, though...for some odd reason people can't get enough of them...:lol:

[Beks]

Ah! I need to write the second part of my FC/WW skit! They're already sharpening the pickforks! :angrymob: