Posted 13 August 2008 - 02:32 AM
Thanks, Mara! Glad you think it's cool! ^_^
So, guess what? As usual, I over-wrote it, and it's gonna be in two installments. Here's the first one:
*After reading TOSOT and falling deeply in love with FC, Writer Woman decided to rescue him from the clutches of DJ. So she hopped into her trans-denensional teleporter and was whisked away to the famous alternate universe*
WW: To DJ's planet! Away! "flies through space at lightspeed*
*She easily broke through the airial defenses around the planet and, using a force field to surround herself, she arrived in the underwater lair unscathed and unwet*
WW: I'm coming, my darling!
*As she stepped into the first room, however, she was met with a small bregade of attack robots*
WW: You dare stand between me and my love? Prepare to be recycled!*
*She got out her trusty golden rope, and went into action*
[15 seconds later]
WW: Well, that was fun.
*She casually walked out of the room, which was now covered in robot parts, oil still dripping from their metal shells...
*Not knowing where to begin, she started looking in each door she could find. One room in particular caught her attention, and as she neared it she heard a voice singing from within.
Voice: All things fabulous!....Biggger and better and best!
*Curiosity aroused, she quietly opened the door. She saw a dimly lit bedroom with a silky crimson bedspread. The voice came from a shadowy figure in the corner who, at the sound of the door, ran into the light. She gasped with surprise as she saw DJ standing on the fluffy carpet in a skimpy pink tutu*
DJ: Ok, Bolbi! I'm ready!
*He saw her, immiting a girlish scream and hurredly put on a matching pink bathrobe over himself.
DJ: You're not Bolbi!
WW: *a little shaken* Um...hi...Is Carl around here?
DJ: Oh, you mean Igor? He's in the experimental lab, cleaning the torturing pods. Why do you ask?
WW: *casually* Oh, I'm gonna rescue him from you.
DJ: *sitting on the bed* Fine, I suppose. He was tiring me, anyway. He didn't satify my needs. Speaking of which, have you seen Bolbi around here?
*As she shook her head no, Bolbi barged into the room, clad in only his goat boxers*
Bolbi: It is ok, Evil Jimmy man! I have found the skewers and the lintbrush!
*On that que, Writer Woman slowly closed the door, and continued the search for her love. When she located the experimental lab, she found FC bent over a complicated looking machine, polishing it, his back to her.
She sighed as she saw his glistening muscles working on his task. Suddenly, she heard a crunching sound. She looked behind her to see Flank sitting in the corner on a lawnchair, a huge bag of popcorn on his lap*
Flank: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just watching.
*FC looked up at the sound of Flank's voice, and when he saw Writer Woman, he stumbled into the opposite corner, trembling with fear*
FC: Who...who are you?
Flank: She's Writer Woman, defender of truth, justice, and the JN way! And a pretty graceful dancer, if I do say so....
WW: *shooting Flank a "zip it" look, and looking back at FC* It's ok. I'm here to take you away from this awful place, Carl. *holds out hand* Come with me. I'll make your life super.
Flank: *crunching popcorn loudly* Ooo, this is getting good!
FC: *looking into WW's gentle eyes* Well....ok. Anything's better than this.
*He took her hand, and suddenly a small shock emits from their fingers, as he looked up into her eyes and her dark hair blows gently in the sudden breeze. "Summer Love" from Grease plays in the background*
Flank: Aw! How cute!