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[curiochibi]

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *screaming this while running with a pitchfork*
Wait, you're writing the second half of your story, Writer Woman?
*puts the pitchfork away*
I said nothing...:ph43r:

LOL

[Flank]

Here is another little story from me that was created during IMs between me and Rachel. It's a day in the life of NAV. If you was lucky/unlucky to born so HOT, strange things could happen to you sometimes.
As usual, I just hope that Mara has a good sense of humor.




A day in the life of NAV

**Nav was sitting in one of his rooms in the Shahada eating strawberries. He liked to eat strawberries while he was thinking about a problem. This time the problem was how he was going to sell the fifty million Tinkvinkles that he had managed to steal. He would probably need all his charm to foist it on somebody in this Galaxy. Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted when the door opened and two short young girls entered his room. The blonde girl had a stun gun in her hands and the brunette had ropes.**

Pigquet, gasping: Nav!

Rachel: You are coming with us, Navy!

Nav, almost choking on a strawberry: Who are you?!

Rachel, pointing the stun gun at Nav and slowly pushing the trigger: You'll find out soon! Pig, tie him so he can't play any tricks!

Nav: Oh, I probably stole something from you! I didn't mean to steal from such charming ladies. I can return everything with my deepest apologies.

Rachel: Aww...

Pigquet: How sweet...

Rachel: Tie him faster!

Pigquet: Here! Finished! Oh, look, strawberries!! Yay!!

**Pig grabbed the bowl of strawberries and began to shove them in her mouth with joy written all over her face. Rachel snatched the bowl out of Pigquet's hands.**

Rachel: I want these strawberries!

Pigquet: But you said that everything we do with Nav, we do in teamwork!

Rachel: But, I didn't say anything about STRAWBERRIES!

**Suddenly, the door opened and April walked into the room.**

April: Hey, what's going on? I heard some voices...

**Rachel reacted quickly, shooting her down with her stun gun.**

Nav: April!! No!! Why!?

Rachel: Don't worry, hon! She is just unconscious!

Pigquet: She'll be fine! She is me after all. Joking. Not really. But sweet.

Nav: Hey! You can't just shoot my fiance like that! Whoever you nutcases are!

Rachel: Don't worry. She'll be fine and you very soon will be in a place where you'll have all the strawberries you want!

Pigquet: And you won't have to fight Dictator Jimmy. There will be only love!

Nav, terrified: Wait, the Dictator sent you to capture me! Oh, maaaan! I knew he was a weird guy!

**Both girls sincerely laughed.**

Rachel: No, it wasn't the Dictator. We are capturing you for ourselves. Somebody else is dealing with Dictator Jimmy right now. He, he. coughrapecough.

Pigquet: Ewww! That's gross. But, funny. Ha, ha! Joking.

Rachel: OK, lets not waste time; we need to get outta here!

**Suddenly, they heard a voice as a person materialized from thin air behind them.**

Mara: Pig, Rach, please, stop messing with my fanfiction. I need to work on it so I can finish TOSOT at last.

Pigquet: We're sorry, Mara. We just wanted to play a bit. Harmless. It's Nav after all. How could we resist? Joking. We won't, it's OK. Sure, TOSOT must be finished, please, please, please...

Rachel: Yeah, sorry. We're leaving.

**With a quick zzap both girls teleported away.**

Nav: Thank you, whoever you are! It was a really awkward situation. Could you please untie me and at last explain WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!

**Mara cast a few glances around, took a strawberry and looked playfully at Nav, still tangled helplessly in Pigquet's ropes.**

[RocksmySocks]

HAHAHAHA!

OMG that is GREAT. Soooooooooo perfect! HAHA!

Flank, have I told you and Rach lately how much I love you guys?

Holy crap, that was fantastic.

Nav: Oh, I probably stole something from you! I didn't mean to steal from such charming ladies. I can return everything with my deepest apologies.

Rachel: Aww...

Pigquet: How sweet...

Rachel: Tie him faster!

BAHAHAHA!!! That's my favorite part. Hoooooooo boy.


Wow. Awesome job. :thumbsup:


-Katie :ahoy:


PS: Nav, as DJ, I can vouch for their story. I did not send Rach and Pigquet after you. Not even I am that cruel.

[CraazyOne]

Flank, I didn't tell you this earlier, but the way you can keep Pigquet and me in character is pretty amazing. XD





~Rachel~

[Flank]

Thank you guys! I'm happy I could amuse you, that's what I'm here for too. ^_^

[Kaytron]

LOL Flank, That's fantastic!!!

I laughed for... who knows how long after I read that!

It was... soo... damn good.

I like strawberries.

I just came here cause I wanted to post something I wrote when I was home sick and WHAM! I'm hit with awesomeness.

*sighs* I think I might be involuntarily falling for Nav. WHHHYYYY???

Anyway, here's what I did whilst I was bored at home:


*In a dark room, Aurora, April and Future Libby are standing in it's middle.*
*Nav is standing in front of them and to the right of DJ.*
*Future Sheen is standing to the left of DJ*
*Future Carl is standing to the left of F.Sheen*
*Dictator Jimmy is standing tall, grinning evilly*
Nav: Sorry girls, but it's the big bad world for me. That includes joining forces with the big Dictator!
Aurora: How could you Nav? How could you find such a sexy group in which you could fit into perfectly?!?
Nav: *flicking his hair back* I'm gifted.


Hope you like it.

I LOVE YOUR STORY FLANK!

^Kaytron^

[Flank]

LOOOL, that's a good one. That's how we see them. :lol:

And thanks!

[Flank]

*screams and laughs unvoluntarily for a half our* OMG!!!!

Thanks Pig! I am SO glad that you called it the best, thanks a lot! I tried to keep you in characters and make you do stuff that you'd want to do.

[Kaytron]

LOOOL, that's a good one. That's how we see them. :lol:

And thanks!

Was that directed at me?

If so, Thanks and You're Welcome.

^Kaytron^

[Mara=^.^=]

OMG Flank!

That was the best thing I've ever read!

Not only has your writing improved immensely, but that was freaking HILARIOUS!!!

This part was genius:

Nav: Oh, I probably stole something from you! I didn't mean to steal from such charming ladies. I can return everything with my deepest apologies.

Rachel: Aww...

Pigquet: How sweet...

Rachel: Tie him faster!

This part was really funny too:

Nav, terrified: Wait, the Dictator sent you to capture me! Oh, maaaan! I knew he was a weird guy!

Haha, and I loved the ending. Poor, poor Nav... who KNOWS what will happen to him now!


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Flank]

I just... feel myself completely happy... Thanks!

[Beks]

Oh, Mara. I think you'd know what would happen... :ph43r:

[Mara=^.^=]

Hey, I RESPECT April and Nav's committment to one another.

So I'd simply have to write "April and Nav broke up" beforehand, since anything I write about my characters magically happens to them.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Beks]

haha! Then can you write "FC left DJ to marry Writer Woman?"

No, wait. I'll write that!

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Or, you know, "Future Sheen ripped off his shirt in exasperation at his predicament. Then, suddenly, was teleported out of nowhere to Gwen's computer room."

...--cough--

BUT ANYWAY.

LMAOFLANK. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. Mara, strawberries, a tied-up Nav?! WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN!!






.:!Gwen!:.

[Beks]

Thor only knows... :rolleyes:

[Mara=^.^=]

Thor only knows... :rolleyes:

@ Gwen: Thor + poprocks = ?


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

@ Gwen: Thor + poprocks = ?


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

OH GOD.

--dies--






.:!Gwen!:.

[Flank]

Haha, and I loved the ending. Poor, poor Nav... who KNOWS what will happen to him now!


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

*Sigmund Freud's ghost stumbles over this topic.*

Sigmund Freud: Das ist very interesting case! Very interesting!

[Mara=^.^=]

ROFL.

Analyze THIS, Sigmund Freud!

**puts on a feathered hat and proceeds to dance around like an idiot**


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =