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[Flank]

What can I say...

*Puts on the pink bathrobe and joins Mara.* :dance:


*Freud's ghost twitches severely and disappears with a light "puff!"*

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Sigmund: Analyzation prrrozezing...er, yes. Eet appearrrs jou arrre...uhh how j'say...veird.






.:!Gwen!:.

[Beks]

I seriously gotta finish the FC/WW thing... :grr:

[CraazyOne]

That's how Rachel talks too.

Except that he had me call you "Pig". :P


Hm. Surprised I didn't notice that before, haha.





~Rachel~

[Beks]

Ok, here it is: the combined random epicness of Writer Woman and Flank of FC/WW...part 2! :rock:


*Writer Woman swung FC off his manly feet and prepared to rush from the room, when Flank suddenly jumped in her way*

Flank: Oo! What can I do?

WW: Um....here. Go rescue some more prisoners.

*Writer Woman zaps Flank with temporary WW powers, then flies through the door heading for the exit*

Flank: Oo! What luck!

*Flank sprints out of the lab, and comes upon a high security chamber. Unlocking the door, he sees a blond headed woman chained to a pole in the middle of the room. She wore a Gorlockian battle suit, and her long hair hung listlessly down in front of her face*

Flank: I'll save you, my beautiful lady!

*Using his laser vision, Flank quickly cut away the chains binding her to the pole. As soon as she was free, she kicked him in the gut*

Aurora: Jerk. :angry: *runs out of the chamber*

Flank: *falling to the ground* Flying Flankers!

*When the pain had subsided, Flank exited the chamber and came upon another room, in the center of which, a young man was tied to various mechanical devices. He looked up at Flank and gave him a delusional and creepy smile*

Flank: Ah, FS! Gwen will be most pleased!

FS: Who are you?

Flank: Don't worry about that now. You're coming with me.

*He sprayed FS with sleeping gas, and began untying him from the monitors. While in the middle of this, he noticed a label on one of the machines: Gender Bender 3000, and below it, a switch was labeled Gayify/De-gayify*

Flank: If that's what I think it is, then I'm getting the heck out of here!

*He finished untying FS, slinging him over his shoulder*

Flank: *coming out of the room* I wonder what happened to...

*Suddenly, there was the sound of high pitch screaming, followed by angry curses*

Voice 1: Give me that tutu, you :uhoh: !

Voice 2: Not on my life, you :uhoh: :uhoh: !

Voice 1: Don't give me any ideas, :uhoh: !

*Suddenly there was a loud crash, and a girlish scream. Flank had just enough time to look down the hallway when Aurora ran past, now wearing a slender blue and silver suit, and hanging onto a pink tutu tightly. DJ appeared at the end of the hallway, his pink bathrobe on, Bobli close behind him*

DJ: Sieze her!

*Two Florguses tore down the hallway, but were easily shot down by Flank's laser vision. Suddenly, the muffled sound of an escape pod could be heard*

Flank: Sounds like the party's over. Let's go.

*Flank snapped his fingers, disappearing with FS into thin air. He reappeared in Writer Woman's underground lair, and gently put FS on a nearby couch. Writer Woman comes in the room*

WW: Oh, good. You got FS. He can be the best man.

Flank: You're getting married? That's great! ^_^

WW: Yep, isn't it? We're gonna have the cerimony this evening. I've got it all planned out already. I even invited the guests!

Flank: Wow! But why not do it now?

WW: Well, FC got hungry on the way here, so we stopped at Subway for two $5 foot-longs. He's gotta watch that hunky waist. <3

[That evening]

*Writer Woman looked stunning in her sparkling red, white, and blue gown. FS had, after a few cups of suger and an hour of TV, returned close to his regular self, at least for ceremony. Aurora even popped by in time to be a bride's maid, in her new pink tutu. Pigquet sat in the back of the room, a sign saying, "Go Writer Woman" held up high above her head. But Writer Woman only had eyes for FC*

Priest: If anyone doesn't think these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

*Suddenly the doors fly open and Elke runs down the aisle*

Elke: Carl! How could you? I only just found out you escaped from that horribly DJ. Why are you marrying her? :'(

WW: *at FC* Don't listen to her! Where was she when you were trapped in DJ's icy clutches? I rescued you, and I'm going to make your life super!

FC: *nods obediently, lost in WW's eyes* :drool:

Elke: NO! Carl, I will never let you! I will never rest until I have you in...Whoa!! :o

*Suddenly, a black hole appears under Elke's feet, sending her to the regular universe. Writer Woman puts down a remote*

WW: *at the priest* Ok, where were we?

Priest: Oh right....I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

[ensert soppy lovy-dovy kiss here]

[Later, at the reception]

*The buffet table boasted a large assortment of treats, including strawberries, ROFLwaffles, and spamcakes. Everyone got up and danced when the chicken dance came on. Suddenly the clock struck midnight*

WW: Oh, midnight already? *grabs everyone but FC and pushes them out the door* Oh well, sorry you have to leave so soon...wedding night...sure you understand...bye! :D

*The door slams. Everyone looks around confusedly*

Mara: What do we do now?

Gwen: After-party in my closet! :rock:

*Everyone follows Gwen, except Flank, who sneaks away... :ph43r: Meanwhile, Writer Woman scoops FC in her arms, diposits him onto the gigantic satin bed and starts to loosen the straps on her dress, when she hears a small crunch behind her, again. She turns to see Flank in his lawn chair again. He gives a small wave, smiling sheepishly*

Flank: *seeing WW's death stare* I'll just show myself out, then... :unsure:

*Writer Woman pushes Flank roughly out the door*

WW: NO PEEKING!!! :angry:

*slams the door*

Flank: Well, I guess I'll go figure out how to get FS to Gwen...now where did the little candy machine go?


~THE END~

[RocksmySocks]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.


Freaking fantastic, you guys!!!!!!!


BAHAHA!

Flank: *falling to the ground* Flying Flankers!

Holy Toledo, I could NOT stop laughing after reading that line. :lol:


Wow. Brilliant. Epic. Stupendous.


:thumbsup: In other words, LOVED IT.



-Katie :ahoy:

[Beks]

*bows* Why, thank you, m'dear!

Oo! Mara! Can you please put this in with the rest of the random TOSOT stuff? ^_^

[.:!Gwen!:.]

I.

NEARLY.

DIED.

Oh my GOD. That was HILARIOUS. BEKS, PREPARE TO BE EPICALLY QUOTED.







.:!Gwen!:.

[Flank]

That was fantastic Writer Woman! you have a beautiful style and this is hilarious! I loved how you added there Pigquet and the treats on the ceremony.

Since you altered my words a little bit, I feel like posting my parts as I sent them to you. May be it also will be entertaining to read.

Here are the original parts written by me, though, you incorporated them well. I just wanted that my words more sounded like "lady Gwendolyn" not "Gwen", etc.

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After splitting with Beks Flank began to open doors in Dictator's apartments. Surprisingly, in one round room he found a very beautiful young blond girl in a military uniform, standing chained to a column. "Success!" thought Flank.
"Don't worry my fair lady, I'll save you from this distress!" She seemingly was too frustrated to answer. He approached her and after some fuss with instruments cut the handcuffs.
"Jerk!" yelled Aurora and kicked Flank in the stomach, then she quickly ran out of the room.
"Flying flankers!" Thought Flank lying on the floor. After a few moments he heard distant girl's voice in a bit unpleasant tone demanding "You :uhoh:, good for nothing, gayish bastard! Give me that :uhoh: tutu, or I'll beat :uhoh: Megalomanium out of you! :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: !" Then another almost girly voice screamed and some fighting was heard.
"I came here to rescue and I will rescue. Somebody." Thought Flank getting up and heading to the nearest part of Dictator's apartments, which appeared to be some experimental labs. After some search he found a young man attached to some weird devices. He smiled at Flank in a very weird and creepy way. Flank looked at him recognizing a bit familiar traits. "Future Sheen! Excellent! Lady Gwendoline will be very pleased!"
"Who are you?" Asked the young man.
"You are coming with me." Stated Flank, spraying sleeping gas in his face. While he detached Future Sheen from the devices he tried to figure out what Dictator was doing there. "Genderbender 3000" said a title on one device. Above one of the switches were written "Gayify / De-gayify" "If it means what I think it means." Thought Flank "I'm outta this dump."
Holding Future Sheen in one hand and the sniper plasma riffle in another Flank slowly went out to the hall between the sections. "I just wonder what happened to..." Thought he, but, suddenly Aurora darted along the hall so fast that he barely could react on it. This time she was in some weird looking blue suit and had something brightly pink in her hand. She disappeared heading towards the small ships dock. "Get her!" ordered very distant Dictator's voice. Two Florgus like looking robots ran into the hall just to be shot by Flank's riffle. Sounds of a launched space ship came from the other direction.
"Oh, well." Thought Flank. "Seems the game is over." He snapped his fingers and disappeared into thin air with Future Sheen.

After the wedding ceremony and Future Carl and Writer Woman's quick disappearance the guests approached the dessert tables and began to talk.
"Hey Sheen, look candies!" Said Flank pointing at the tables.
"C... c... c... c... ca..." Future Sheen almost jumped on the table and began to stuff his mouth with candies.
"Well, I have some time now." Thought Flank.

Writer Woman slowly unzipped her top, Future Carl prepared to conveniently faint on the nearest chair. Suddenly, they both were distracted by nervous munching. They looked around and found Flank sitting on the lawnchair in one corner and quickly putting popcorn in his mouth.
"NO PEEKING" Squealed Writer Woman.
"Okay, okay." Answered Flank. He sighed, took his chair, popcorn and went out.
"Anyway, I need to deliver somehow that candy eating machine to lady Gwendolyn." Thought Flank on his way out.
The end.

[Beks]

Thanks, Flank! ^_^

[Kaytron]

HOLEY GUACAMOLEY!!!

Beks, Flank, I loved that stuff!!

"Flying Flankers." :lol:

I would have never thought of that!! :thumbsup:

Keep it up guys!!

^Kaytron^ :ph43r:

[Mara=^.^=]

Oh, sweet LAWDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK DJ IS GAY

THANKS A LOT KRISTA AND GWEN

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Flank]

I don't think he is a gay. Do you feel better?

[Flank]

*Looks at Mara's signature.* Oh, boy, I was thinking that you may put that thing in your signature. I'll add that note again - it's NOT supposed to be taken personally.



OK, then, I'll post it here as one of my oneshots of stuff that will never happen in TOSOT. (Or, will it? ;) )


AURORA got DJ and April realized that Lee is her true love. Nav was left alone and, in the calamities caused by the end of the dictatorship, his plans to free his people didn't work well too. When it seemed that life turned him down after all, suddenly, like from nowhere, appeared a short blond girl. She took him with herself to another dimension and, with a few words on her computer, she changed the regime on Nav's planet. That girl was outstandingly kind, as well, as intelligent and beautiful. She was a little bit short, but, such a girl just didn't need to be tall. She was interested in him and very quickly Nav realized that he found his great true love. They married and were happy with each other.
The end of TOSOT. -Flank

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Oh, sweet LAWDS

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK DJ IS GAY

THANKS A LOT KRISTA AND GWEN

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

LOL I LOVE YOU 8D

IT'S HIS HAIR.

AND HIS RADIATING MANLINESS.

JUST LOOK AT LEERON. OR JOEY.







.:!Gwen!:.

[Beks]

Indeed. ^_^

[curiochibi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

"Flying Flankers"

Nish-nish.

[Beks]

*takes a bow* thank you!...*makes Flank bow too*

[Kaytron]

Hmmm, Flank,

Your ending of TOSOT is veeery interesting... what with April leaving Nav and all that. :D
Just who is this blonde girl?
*attempts to dye hair blonde*

*fails*

^Kaytron^ :ph43r:

[Flank]

Thanks, it's a long TOSOT fandom story. The girl is Mara.