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[Mara=^.^=]

Look what came in the mail today  Emily's gonna lose her shit

 

 

Almost regretting that I didn't get one for myself. Almost.  

Stinginess > Fandom

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

that is just too great. 

[Mara=^.^=]

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%
 


Episode Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals I'm running out of witty episode titles
 
2:35 - Thanks for breakfast, Mama Senpai. I love being served camp food by the heir to a multi-million dollar corporation
 
3:00 - Pretty sure Barrettes brought an entire suitcase full of hats along on this camping trip
 
5:14 - Pinkeye, sometimes you remind me of an angry cow, and I can't really say why
 
5:24 - STOP SAYING THAT, FAIRY FLOSS
CAT MAN WILL COME BACK TO ME OK
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN THE POWER OF HIS LUST
 
5:38 - There, see? The flashback just showed that he intends to return. I win, and your hair looks like toothpaste.
 
6:52 - Thanks for leaving, Cat Man - now everyone's depressed and reminiscing about you. Way to ruin the camping trip
 
7:10 - Apparently when Barrettes first met Cat Man, he thought "someone ridiculous had showed up"
lol
 
8:20 - Hmm I guess I should have gone with the title "Episode #Flashback"   We keep reliving the same scenes over and over
I feel like I'm turning into Bill Murray from Groundhog Day
 
9:00 - I shall pour all my angst into my composing! I shall write a song so catchy that you will never be able to get it out of your head, no matter how hard you try! You shall carry the tune with you to your grave, and even then you won't be able to escape it, for I shall have the sheet music inscribed on your tombstone! MWAHAHA!
 
10:40 - Barrettes, have I ever told you how much I admire your meticulously-applied black fingernail polish
 
10:50 - WHOA TWINTARD JUST OFFERED ME A SINCERE COMPLIMENT QUICK, SOMEBODY PINCH ME preferably on the butt. I'm looking at you, Firecrotch
 
11:20 - Bawww my scrumptious little jellybean just synchronized his head nodding with mine  That is so adorable I think I'll sit next to him at the picnic table
 
11:38 - Frosty is drinking water from a wine glass
I feel like I'm getting a rare glimpse into the life of the 1%
 
11:53 - Dude, Pinkeye
Were you Julius Caesar in a past life or something
You keep going on and on about how friendship is a lie and everyone is going to betray you sooner or later Seriously who hurt you
 
12:23 - holy SHIT that was the first time the Headmaster's voice echoing out of nowhere actually made me burst out laughing
I did not expect him to come zooming into the episode on a speedboat screaming "Hello-bello-bah!" I mean how do you prepare for something like that
 
13:42 - NO, Headmaster, I will NOT forget about Cat Man! I will remember him as long as I live, and I will continue to think about him in inappropriate ways!
There's nothing you can do to stop me - it is my right as a citizen of this great country!
 
..............Wait a minute. We're still in Japan, aren't we
Heh...heh heh... in retrospect maybe that wasn't the best emoticon for me to have chosen
 
14:14 - Whoa! My mansquad's in the running for the coveted "Uta☆Pri Award", given only to the most talented of rising idols?! DUDE!
I hope we win
 
15:25 - LOL Cat Man just LEAPED OUT OF A PLANE AND IS PARACHUTING DOWN INTO THE SCENE, giving our headmaster sass all the way
I have no idea how he heard our previous conversation while he was in mid-air but honestly who gives a shit
 
15:27 - Yay! My main squeeze is back!
Told you Fairy Floss, Cat Man will always return to me   His man-parts point toward me the same way a compass always points north
16:28 - WTF? Did we just timeskip our way to nightfall? It was still sunny at 16:27
16:53 - Wow I think I might be getting a little too much enjoyment out of playing this piano
 
17:11 - Aaaaand the power of my music just flushed the headmaster down the cosmic drain. Good thing he landed in a ball pit full of hearts I swear I couldn't make this shit up if I tried
 
18:19 - Lol omg The way everyone's reacting you'd think they all just had the best sex of their life
 
18:53 - You can tell I am getting emotional because my eye highlights are bouncing up and down
 
19:22 - Here Cat Man, allow me to return your necklace to you and hold your hand a little longer than is necessary
 
19:54 - OK, not only did the Headmaster just turn into the Hulk for a second, he also re-named my mansquad in honor of Cat Man becoming an official member...instead of ST☆RISH, they are now STARISH (The extra A presumably stands for "AWWWW YEAH")
 
21:04 - WHAT
First he turns into the Hulk, then he turns into the CLAW from Toy Story? I can't take much more of this
 
22:12- So...I'm supposed to believe that the Headmaster somehow installed spotlights and loudspeakers all throughout the forest?
And where are the cheering crowd sounds coming from all the sudden? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WILDERNESS
 
22:29 - Bah, who cares! We've just gotten our first look at our competition for the Uta☆Pri Award: the boy band "HE☆VENS"  the music industry sure does seem to love the star symbol
I'm dying to meet them in person so I can determine whether or not they're worthy of joining my harem
 
Looks like things are gonna heat up in next week's episode you guys
Until then please enjoy the "falling with style" joke that I neglected to make earlier
 
 

L☆TER D☆TER!

 
~*M☆r☆*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

oh, mara.

 

you just make me giggle to the ends of time.

[Mara=^.^=]

oh, mara.

 

you just make me giggle to the ends of time.

 

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%



Episode Tension

0:14 - Shout-out to Why Not Fansubs for providing a rainbow subtitle track on all their UtaPri episodes. You guys really understand the Maji Love spirit

2:47 - Jesus Christ is the entire population of Japan inside that concert hall? I've seen World Series games with fewer spectators

2:53 - So...the head singer of HE☆VENS wears fingerless golfing gloves? I don't think we have anything to worry about gang

3:22- Uh-oh, my "this guy's a dickwad" senses are tingling...maybe we do have something to worry about after all

3:30 - OK suspicion confirmed He just threw the microphone at the reporter and belittled my mansquad on national tv
Seriously how does this f*cktruck have fans

3:55 - OH MY GOD IT'S BISHOUNEN JUSTIN BIEBER
Gag me with a spoon this rival group gets worse by the minute

4:26 - WHAT? That's bullshit, Headmaster! Why do we have to go live on the air without a rehearsal IN OUR CAMPING CLOTHES, while HE☆VENS gets a grandiose staged entrance in front of millions of screaming fangirls?
Oh, and whose brilliant idea was it to have Wanda start out the news broadcast by saying, "I hope you're having a good morning this evening"?
FML we are so boned

6:06 - "Those honest eyes and pure hearts...it's unbearable."
Pffft up yours F*cktruck MY MANSQUAD'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
BRING ON THE INEVITABLE SONG-OFF
*in group vs. out group thinking - activated!*

6:46 - Headmaster you exploitative genius! Using Cat Man's attractive mug to up the ante with the fans
I gotta give you credit for knowing how to appeal to consumers of the feminine persuasion~

7:50 - Holy shit I didn't know Japanese Macklemore was gonna be in this episode


8:00 - Update: apparently Japanese Macklemore (J-Macklemore? Jacklemore?) is not only the acting manager of HE☆VENS, but also a former idol who was rivals with our Headmaster back in the day
More evidence to support my theory that this show is actually a cautionary tale about what happens to people who stay in show business too long

8:43 - *squeaky rage voice* WHAT? The headmaster is GIVING MY MUSIC TO HE☆VENS, and letting them PICK WHICHEVER SONG THEY LIKE BEST??
SERIOUSLY MAN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING I NEVER AGREED TO HELP OUT THE COMPETITION
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH PUBLICITY IT DRAWS I DON'T CHEAT ON MY MANSQUAD LIKE THAT

10:18 - Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...whichever group loses the UtaPri award will be disbanded!?
SHIT JUST GOT REAL SON

12:32 - Heeeeey, Biffles! Haven't seen you in awhile! Come give a girl a hug
13:05 - Is nobody going to comment on the fact that those confetti streamers are shaped like sperm?
15:31 - So Cat Man didn't abdicate his position, he just postponed taking the throne, and he's still going to have to become king someday even though he doesn't want to? That makes Mara-chan sad enough to refer to herself in the third person

16:07 - ♪♫♬Frosty the Gayman
is a grumpy jerkass soul,
With two eyes like ice
and blue hair lowlights
And a heart as hard as coal!
Frosty the Gayman
bein' rude to my Cat Man,
His refusal to
accept a "thank you"
Gonna make me kick his can♫♪

16:56 - Oh my God, it's them - it's HE☆VENS! I wonder if they're as jerkish in person as they are on the telly

17:20 - GAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPPP the Bieber clone just slapped away Peyote-kun's friendly handshake??

17:37 - And he STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AT MY PUMPKIN?? Oh no you di'n't You just crossed a line bub  Mercy has been taken off the table

18:44 - Waaah HELL NAW
YOU DO NOT GET TO TOUCH ME F*CKTRUCK
All right, mansquad, look good 'n menacing just like we practiced

19:07 - F*cktruck you prick! I wouldn't touch you or your group with a ten foot pole, and I do not appreciate your sexual insinuations
There's no way I'm going to "become yours"
If STARISH loses and we disband I'll just go marry Cat Man and become queen of a f*cking country  See how you like me then asshole

UGH

GAH JUST

OK That is IT I need to show you guys what I'm dealing with here so that you can hate these dickweeds as much as I do
Here we go

NAME OF DICKWEED #1: F*cktruck

VITAL STATS: Definitely a sex offender

NAME OF DICKWEED #2: Biebs

VITAL STATS: Look at this little shit
I wanna strangle him with his scarf

NAME OF DICKWEED #3: Hushpuppy

VITAL STATS: He hasn't done anything rude and he basically never speaks, so he can live for now

GUH AGH Now do you see what I mean? Hushpuppy's cool I guess but the other two could really use a good foot up the ass
I hope they fall from grace and spend the rest of their lives working in the fast food business

21:15 - New UtaPri OTP: Twintard x Lake
Seriously he's always standing by the water and singing to it longingly
Every freaking song number

22:35 - Wait...he's singing about the day we first met?
Yeah, I remember that day too
You were a real charmer, Twintard
Made me feel right at home
NOT

Have fun singing to the lake buttface
Mara-chan OUT


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

P.S. THANKS TO THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WHO READ AND REPLY THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU

XOXOXO DAISUKI MY PURINCESSU~♥

Have a picture of Frosty with a mustache

[underwater]

LOL mustachioed Frosty looks like a demented spaniard

 

Also Japanese Macklemore rofling forever

 

Corinne

[Katy]

lol i love the peyote-kun title the most in this episode review

[Mara=^.^=]

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%



Episode He-leven

1:19 - Nothing beats bursting out of an ocean of grape koolaid and flying buck naked into the air

3:15 - You can tell it's gonna be a Twintard-centric episode because the sky is dark and gloomy and it won't stop raining

4:19 - "Whether they live or die depends on your arrangement" THANKS FOR CRANKING UP THE PRESSURE HEADMASTER

4:29 - LOL I own two copies of a book entitled "Happy Pulse Wave"
That sounds like a really silly euphemism

4:43 - Ugh, Cat Man, what have I told you about standing outside my window in your Ringwraith costume
Honestly

5:02 - Wow Barrettes finally found an outfit that doesn't make him look like an idiot ❤‿❤ It took two whole seasons but it was totally worth it

6:29 - Is your necklace just a bean tied to the end of a string
Be honest

7:06 - TWINTARD KNOWS HOW TO SMILE?? And he wants me to go to some festival tonight and listen to him sing the song I wrote? Ummm

7:52 - lololol they have an ad for "Tonda" That is hilarious

8:57 - The tassles on his shoulder pads strongly resemble Pizza Hut breadsticks

9:02 - This song is so powerful that it not only summoned sparkles, but also live butterflies and a brand new dress for me
Thanks song

10:40 - Holy fudge on a fudgestick
don't tell me Twintard is one of those people who looks 2000x more attractive in glasses
Aaaaand he's super close to my face all the sudden Oh my lordy mcwhoredy what is going on

11:18 - I know I'm being culturally insensitive, but whenever I see men wearing the yukata at a festival, my mind screams "haha, bathrobe!" I am a failure as an anthropologist and my feet don't touch the ground on this goddamn bench

11:30 - "When you're focused on work, you're incapable of taking care of yourself." Hmmm that sounds like someone else I know TWINTARD
THE GUY WHO IN SEASON 1 WORKED HIMSELF SO HARD HE COLLAPSED IN A PARKING LOT WITH A RAGING FEVER
Dumbass

11:46 - Oh my God, is he...feeding me?

11:50 - I don't know how to deal with this sudden sexual tension between us, Twintard
I mean, I've always disliked you so strongly
.
.
.
Holy shit
Wait a minute....
.......ARE WE ENTERING INTO FOE YAY TERRITORY??!?

OH MY GOD I THINK WE ARE








12:01 - Oh jeez...oh man...
I'm so conflicted by this revelation that I require Twintard's help to shoot a toy gun properly
I am a disgrace T_T

12:20 - DUDE HE'S SMILING AGAIN
I know I keep harping on this, but you have to remember, we're talking about a guy whose default expression is this:


16:04 - Character Development Overload_Reboot required

16:21 - How many episodes has it been since I last bawled my brains out? Hmm too many Time to rectify that

16:51 - Well congrats Twintard I'm pretty sure you're the first dude on this show to grab my ass
I would say "first person" but Biffles got there first

17:31 - He looks down and says "I want you to share your pain with me"
adhlkshfkljashfkahjsflh DO NOT KNOW PROPER RESPONSE

18:25 - Phew, the rest of my mansquad is here - and it looks like they're getting ready to re-enact the gang war from West Side Story


19:06 - The landscape of this cut scene is like something a preschooler would come up with after being spoon-fed LSD
I pity the people who had to animate this

20:04 - Wow Richtits, with that side ponytail, you are a more beautiful woman than I

20:38 - Time to cry again

20:51 - LOLOL thanks for seductively purring "Lady" at an awkward moment Richtits    My tears are officially gone now

21:45 - BAHAHA now my mansquad is interrogating Twintard about the time he spent alone with me, and he's insisting that he "didn't do anything"
except grab my ass and offer to share pain with me

Well, on that note, we return to our previously-established status quo

Until next time, keep playing pattycake


Ciao

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[underwater]

No Mara don't do it

Don't cheat on Cat Man Barrettes and Firecrotch

 

Corinne

[Mara=^.^=]

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%
 

 
Episode #SEASON FINALE
 
1:36 - It's been too long since I've last watched this show. I keep expecting to see Titans run across the screen and start devouring people
 
3:49 - I know they're practicing singing with imaginary microphones, but it looks like they're standing around miming toothbrushes
 
4:42 - Apparently the traditional sacred dance of Cat Man's homeland involves spinning in a slow circle with an orgasmic look on your face
 
5:15 - omg it's my main squeeze back when he was a kitten!!1!

 
6:10 - BARRETTES VOLUNTEERED TO TEACH CAT MAN HOW TO DANCE LIKE A POP STAR
ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
 
6:28 - Wow. And I thought I danced like an idiot

Barrettes has his work cut out for him that's for damn sure
 
6:40 - Cat-astrophic failure is entertaining
 
8:43 - Fairy Floss has pixelated vision and is shocked by his sudden ability to feel emotion? What is he, a malfunctioning robot?
OMG don't answer that Knowing this series he probably is
 
8:53 - "I can't believe there's music that resonates with my soul besides rock." I feel ya, Pinkeye
 
9:37 - "Don't you think it's wonderful to feel the passion of your associates up close?"

 
12:09 - Well, I finally understand why Pinkeye is such an antisocial jerk. Turns out his bandmates all ran out on him, leaving him friendless and humiliated on the eve of a big concert
Now the only friend he has left is his gray eyeliner
 
13:03 - Is he trying to catch flies with his mouth? WTF
 
13:28 - Wow Cat Man, you are...really disgustingly sweaty Time for a bath!

 
14:00 - Wait a minute
WE ALL MADE SEPARATE DECISIONS TO GO STALK CAT MAN IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT?
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN
 
15:47 - Holy Jesus...Rainbow F-16s?!
The country's air force is involved in this singing competition now??

17:04 - Hey look it's Chef Boyardickhead
 
17:43 - "You look great when you're upset"
So help me, F*cktruck, if you don't get out of my way, I am going to grab Biebs and shove his head up your ass
 
18:42 - Are my ears malfunctioning, or did Pinkeye just ask me to define "friends"?
Well, Pinkeye, I'm glad you asked. You see, when two people love each other very much, they "feel each other's passions up close"...
 
19:46 - Baaaawww the orphans made a sign to cheer on Firecrotch
 
20:02 - The UtaPri Award judges are all wearing mardi gras masks. Why?
 
21:49 - So does HE☆VENS automatically lose for setting everyone in the audience on fire, or
 
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INTERMISSION
 

 
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2:40 - Looks like HE☆VENS has provided my mansquad with some stiff competition. "Their scorching singing still burns in my skin" says Midriff in despair
I recommend aloe vera for that
 
5:26 - This whole freaking episode is basically just a battle between the enormous egos of the Headmaster and Jacklemore
 
6:49 - Dude
F*cktruck just got grabby with me, and Barrettes SLAPPED THE BITCH

 
8:06 - Time to make a cheesy speech, something that even Richtits would appreciate. *Ahem*   "In my eyes, you're all eternally twinkling stars..."
 
9:46 - Flashback to the Headmaster in a hazmat suit, searching for the elusive "happiness pulse"?
WHAT
 
9:58 - "With so much time on your hands, you've lost sight of reality"
Come on, Jacklemore, this show had no semblance of reality to begin with. The Headmaster is just the only one who's cognizant of this
 
10:16 - Cat Man suckered my mansquad into doing a pre-concert prayer circle
It's a good thing magic and goddesses exist in the world of this series because otherwise this would be really awkward
 
10:25 - High-fives with everyone except Richtits, who gives me a bro-fist
 
11:11 - Pffft, HE☆VENS doesn't stand a chance against all this butt-gyrating and pelvic-thrusting. We are shoe-ins for the UtaPri Award
 
12:10 - Cat Man just emitted some sort of pulse that ignited the other members of my mansquad and is now spreading to the spectators
I am so confused What is happening
 
12:24 - Now it's raining hearts onto the audience. One by one they are being transported, crucifix-style, into a non-corporeal plane
I mean seriously look at this

 
13:37 - OMFG
The Earth, the solar system, the galaxy, and now the UNIVERSE have just been engulfed by this "happiness pulse"
I am at a loss for words right now
 
14:05 - Hushpuppy's like, "Happy...I'm happy..." with a dazed expression on his face
Clearly this is a new feeling for him, probably because he spends all his time with Biebs and F*cktruck
 
14:22 - Midriff keeps calling my mansquad "Fantasistas"...What the hell is a fantasista?
+        ??
 
14:56 - "Everyone joined together as one, and they were filled with a warm feeling".
Peyote-kun, you just described an orgy
 
16:44 - WE WIN WE WIN
TIME TO CRY AND HUG BIFFLES

 
17:57 - The Headmaster just appeared in a GILDED CAGE suspended above the audience, and now he's ZIP-LINING DOWN ONTO THE STAGE
I'm not even remotely surprised anymore
 
18:48 - Wow, even after the assholish way HE☆VENS treated us, my man army is still kind enough and forgiving enough to insist that they not be disbanded
My men are like musical Jesuses
 
20:43 - Biffles your nails look like claws I'm a little bit scared right now
 
21:49 - Oh my gosh even Pep, Frosty, Pinkeye, and Fairy Floss are singing along! We've inspired them to perform together despite all their antisocial tendencies and emotional constipation
There's no doubt about it...this is today's true victory!
 
AGGHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER

 
23:24 - Oooh in-credits bonus
Firecrotch throwing water all over Barrettes
Thanks ending
 
But seriously the season is over

I don't know how to handle this

 

I am farklempt

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

[Mara=^.^=]

In celebration of the UtaPri finale:

 

 

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[underwater]

Just re-read the liveblogs. in retrospect, I think this might be the funniest topic on IDOJ

 

Some of the stuff you come up with in these is just unnreal. Where in your brain does it come from Mara?? Good grief

 

Corinne

[Pigquet3]

Just read through this entire topic in one day.

Good god.





Pigquet

[Mara=^.^=]

Aren't you glad you caved in to my guilt trip? Friends don't let friends miss out on uta no prince-sama

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Pigquet3]

Aren't you glad you caved in to my guilt trip? Friends don't let friends miss out on uta no prince-sama

 

It made my whole day! I haven't laughed that hard and consistently in ages!

 

Thank you, Mara-chan! Hat's off to you!

 

 

 

 

 

  Pigquet

[Mara=^.^=]

Guess what begins airing this April??

 

THE NEXT SEASON OF UTAPRI, BITCHESSSS I will, of course, be liveblogging it as soon as the fansubs hit the web.

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Pigquet3]

Guess what begins airing this April??

 

THE NEXT SEASON OF UTAPRI, BITCHESSSS I will, of course, be liveblogging it as soon as the fansubs hit the web.

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

 

And the madness returns!

 

 

 

 

 

  Pigquet

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Heeeeerrree we go again!!