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GUESS WHAT'S BAAAACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

FIRST EPISODE REVIEW SOON

 

 

I'M ON A HORSE

 

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EPISODE UNFFF

 

 

0:00 - So this season of Utapri is called "Maji Love Revolutions"

I assume this refers to twirling rather than sociopolitical unrest

 

0:15 - Fairy Floss, Pep, Frosty, and Pinkeye are singing the opening. Guess that means they're important now

 

1:40 - Damn. Those sakura trees are rapidly being deflowered

FORESHADOWING

 

2:16 - Derp derp derp walking alone at night with a dumb grin on my face. I wonder how many of my love interests I will randomly encounter

 

3:04 - Firecrotch hugs me and then shows me his new guitar. He says it was "love at first sight"

but I doubt it. I'm pretty sure the thing's just

stringing him along

 

3:20 - Ah, yes. The white tree of Gondor. Transported to the Headmaster's private academy all the way from Middle Earth

 

3:47 - Diddllliiinnnnggggg~

Peyote-kun gets his own ringtone when he turns around

 

4:06 - He picks me up and informs me that "fairies" made the flowers bloom

If that's the case then it's a miracle we're not inundated with flowers   what with all the singing and dancing men around here

 

4:39 - Flute music

Fireflies

TREES

This can only mean one thing..................

 

4:52 - .................CAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Jumping down from the treetops, as God intended

 

6:26 - I applaud Richtits's solo concert, then brace myself for the inevitable pick-up line

My money's on "sexophone"

 

6:34 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 6 Verse 34: "You're a naughty little lamb, always setting my heart on fire"

 

7:31 - My jellybean is screaming "I love you!!!" to the night air

Apparently he's preparing for his upcoming role in The Prince of Fighting: Ten Thousand Meters Under the Sea

That's not even a joke That's really what it's called

 

9:10 - A sweat-soaked Senpai asks me if I'm really there or if I'm just "an illusion of the passions in his heart"

so like....a boner mirage

 

9:27 - Judging by the volume of his gasp I'd say he orgasmed solely from touching my hand

 

10:54 - Bumped into Twintard. Inadvertently groped his boob. Nice

 

11:07 - I experience my first rational thought of the night. The writing team scrambles to ensure that it won't happen again

 

11:39 - Frosty be lookin' reeeeaaaal impressive on that white horse of his........wait never mind it just took a huge dump

 

12:12 - I'm so dizzy from the pungent aroma of horse shit that I blurt out "you're beautiful, like a European painting"

His reaction? "You have a good eye"

And who said Europeans weren't classy

 

13:16 - Fairy Floss sighted. We really are going on a guided tour of every single man on this goddamn show

 

14:53 -  Pinkeye's still suffering from ocular disease I see

 

15:10 - And here comes Pep!

I have to give the show credit for pushing the envelope I mean ELEVEN WHOLE MEN trying to get into my pants

Really upping their game this season

 

15:39 - "Let's enter the world of adults together."

...World of Adults...  

you thinking what I'm thinking

 

16:51 - Manic, unstable laughter spiraling down from the rooftops?

You know what that means!

 

17:14 - HEADMASTER CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKIIING BAAAALLLLL 

 

17:37 - Wanda and Midriff appear on the scene, sporting enormous white angel wings

I can only assume that they were murdered during one of the Headmaster's numerous psychotic breakdowns

 

18:15 - Blah blah blah Something about a sports tournament called the "SSS"...presumably because SS was already taken by the Nazis and $$$ was too swagtastic

 

22:19 - The Headmaster just went nuclear. The energy needs of a small nation state have successfully been met

 

22:15 - Utapri Writer #1: Well guys, we've run out of material, but we still need to kill the remaining minute or so of this episode

Writer #2: Hmm. How about we have every single member of the cast say the word "revolution" in hilarious broken English

Writer #1: ....I loVE IT

 

 

Ugh whatever let's end on a positive note

 

Look at that splendid nail polish

That's a real man right there ladies and germs

 

 

Whelp gotta go see you next week

 

 

 

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THE LIVEBLOGS ARE BACK!

 

LIFE IS GOOD!

 

 

 

 

 

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Here we go again!! XD I will say that one of those comments you made in this live blog actually made me laugh, for once!

[Mara=^.^=]

one of those comments you made in this live blog actually made me laugh, for once

 

"For once", huh

 

.....um, thanks?

 

 

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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

When I read through your Uta-Pri posts, it really takes a LOT to make me laugh, and by George, you've finally done it!! XD

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Episode Two-Timer

 

0:24 - it's good to know that the Headmaster's cavernous ear holes have been sealed. The Mines of Moria must never be opened

 

0:38 - If Satan were a font, he'd look something like the lettering currently on screen

 

2:24 - When I think "theme song", I think "recycled animation from last season"

Save the environment, kids

 

3:46 - anime time-killing tactic #678965: a series of closeups overlaid with contemplative exhalations

 

5:20 - Ah yes, the senior citizen bus. Travelin' in style to the headmaster's oceanside estate

 

7:06 - Has Twintard always had Spongebob eyelashes or did he just grow them for this scene

 

7:15 - "We're going to play with you!" winks Pep as he addresses a group of schoolchildren

He's really leading the pack in terms of ambiguously creepy statements this season

 

8:15 - Wow, not only is Pep a pop sensation, he's also an amateur magician!

who literally offers candy to small children

need I say more

 

8:38 - "I want a red one!"

I said the same thing to Firecrotch last night

 

10:25 - If this scene is any indication, eating takoyaki for the first time is akin to being struck by lightning

 

10:49 - Sigh When will Pinkeye's personality return from the war

 

13:04 - Mmmm baby you know I like it like that

 

13:35 - Who are these surly young women muscling in on my screentime?

 

14:05 - oh sure, Frosty's nice to them

Pffft see if I care

As long as they don't sit next to Cat Man I really don't give a shit

 

14:52 - "I made some cookies to share with the ghosties!"     Wow Peyote-kun sure is considerate     Good thing they're already dead though because I would not suffer the living to eat his cooking

 

15:14 - I can see why the camera crew chose this location to film a horror scene. That tunnel mouth just screams Goatse Man

 

16:40 - According to Fairy Floss, Peyote-kun used "Surströmming" in his cookies

- dons monocle, googles -

Jesus CHRIST

 

16:56 - Star light star bright

First star I see tonight

I wish I may I wish I might

Get some Cat Man dong tonight

 

17:19 - Pretty sure Midriff and Wanda are dating at this point

 

19:21 - um

So apparently HE☆VENS has been missing since the Utapri award

Has anyone thought to, I dunno, notify the police? Organize a search party? Check the local dumpsters? They can't have just disappeared

 

20:05 - Starting to resent how much Pep, Frosty, and Pinkeye are stealing the spotlight from my mansquad   Fairy Floss's weird robotic science vibe is growing on me though    He can stay

 

21:05 - Firecrotch and Cat Man are running toward the water with their arms around each other

It's like they knew I couldn't choose between them and so decided to fuse into a singular entity

 

21:39 - I love how everyone's out having fun at the beach and I'm locked inside, glued to my computer screen

just like real life

 

21:47 - Awww Firecrotch emailed me a group selfie 

 

 

Save that to my...personal folder

 

22:24 - The headmaster has decreed that everyone will be singing in new groups starting next episode

re-re-remix, bitches

 

Oh and Cat Man and Barrettes are gonna be together

 

 

 

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK SUCKERS

 

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[underwater]

16:56 - Star light star bright

First star I see tonight

I wish I may I wish I might

Get some Cat Man dong tonight

 

lolololol oh Mara

 

 

Corinne

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Guys...THERE'S A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

 

 

 

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NOT SOON ENOUGH.

 

 

 

 

 

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Episode Threeler, Threeler Night

0:55 - Staging A Successful Concert: A How-To Guide
Step 1: Fumigate the audience

2:30 - Firecrotch is dressed like Condiment Man again
My wardrobe, meanwhile, seems to have taken a detour into Amish country

3:19 - What's that you say, Headmaster? A rock musical starring Firecrotch and Peyote-kun, with songs by yours truly?
sweet baby Jesus my body is beyond ready             Every single orifice is prepped and ready to go

3:49 - Firecrotch is being uncharacteristically forward, wearing that giant letter V on his sweatshirt
Maybe it's time I get a matching D for mine

4:12 - sweet baby JESUS the plot of this musical is amazing. Get this: "when two princes learn their kingdoms will go to war, they stop the fighting with the power of music"
Well SHIT someone call Putin cause dadgummit I know how to fix that whole mess in the Ukraine

4:49 - The moon's feeling very Islamic tonight I see

5:42 - Fashion update: Firecrotch has abandoned his yellow "V" hoodie in favor of a t-shirt that says "101"
But guys, this is where it gets weird
You see, in computer binary, 101 stands for the number "5"
Which just happens to be the number of vowels in the name "Jamie Lynn Spears"
And who is Jamie Lynn Spears again? That's right, the star of Zoey 101
You're thinking it, I'm thinking it...might as well just say it
ILLUMINATI

6:53 - This scene is really boring, so I came up with some romantic lines for Cat Man to use on me
1) I've come to whiska you away
2) You're just what iam lookin' for
3) Mmm yeah I feel like gettin' frisky


7:06 - Family resemblance?


8:56 - omg this is precious    Firecrotch is preparing for his role as an emotionally detached prince by imitating Twintard's every move

9:38 - "So you tried to copy me?"
"Yeah, I was wondering what it's like to be cool"
sigh      Me too, Firecrotch, me too

10:11 - Jesus Christ            fuggin jumpcut to Midriff ROARING right in my goddamn face
Gonna give me a freaking heart attack

10:27 - Hot damn look at those abs
"illuminati" more like illuminaughty amirite

10:40 - I'm going to pretend that chicken-like squawk came from someone else, Barrettes

11:31 - "Don't you want to taste my fist?"
...no, Peyote-kun, I don't think I do

12:23 - Biffles be lookin' mighty fine tonight      Think I might add her to the roster

13:09 - Firecrotch and Peyote-kun's conversation appears to have been muted
I'm just going to assume that they're discussing the intricacies of neo-Marxism and the deconstructionist elements of postmodern thought

 

14:48 - "Nice, nice, they're so young~"
God Pep you are really throwin' that pedo vibe this season

16:49 - Holy crap, I'm being.......PROACTIVE? WHAT?? IS THIS???

19:04 - Been transported to a mystical realm by the power of their acting
Early reports indicate that Peyote-kun and Firecrotch are even more attractive in medieval armor

19:32 - Guitar's out. I'm ready to rock



20:00 - oh god. Here it comes



Aww man





Gettin' my money's worth this episode

21:32 - Peyote-kun has the voice of a glorious radiant angel
I would marry that voice, buy a house with it, open a 401k, the whole shebang

22:28 - What's this? On the walk back home, I get to hold both of their hands at the same time?
By GOD it's been a good day

Phew

So much action, I'm all tuckered out

See you on the flip

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[underwater]

*slow clap*

 

This topic is criminally underrated

 

 

Corinne

[Chompyzilla]

Gettin' my money's worth this episode

 

Didn't you pirate these or something?

[Mara=^.^=]

Didn't you pirate these or something?

oh yeah, totally

 

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Episode Tour de FOURce

 

2:08 - This episode is entitled "innocent wind"

Isn't that like, when you toot your butt horn and then play dumb about it?

 

2:32 - Barrettes trying out the Oliver Twist look I see

Dressed like that, you could say he's cute as the dickens

 

2:55 - jesus CHRIST  the director did more than just yell "CUT"  He performed a f*cking audial judo chop

My poor ears

 

3:10 -   ???      

 

I'll let you draw your own conclusions

 

5:50 - Raindrop, or runny pigeon shit?

 

6:30 - Fairy Floss is standing outside in the storm, talking to nobody. He and Twintard have a lot in common

 

6:38 - holy shit he just fainted

He and Twintard really ARE alike

 

7:26 - Why the hell is he making the AOL dialup sound

 

7:36 - oh no....oh no....

 

7:47 - My God. I called it. I frickin CALLED IT back in season 2   except I was JOKING

 

8:19 - OK gang, we're going to play a little game that I like to call "guess the plot twist". Here we go

Is Fairy Floss:

A ) wearing a wig

B ) working to support his sick parents

or

C ) actually a motherfUCKING ROBOT

 

If you guessed C, congratulations - the writing staff would like to cordially invite you to do lines of coke with them off the bathroom sink

 

8:27 - fuckinaye anime, you can't just casually cut away to Cat Man reading a magazine after dropping a bomb like that. I need answers!

 

9:30 - Ahaha, so (real shocker here) it turns out the Headmaster is responsible for this shit

He paid some genius to create an "ideal idol", because hey, he's richer than Midas and crazier than Caligula so why the f*ck not

On the plus side, at least this explains the time I saw Fairy Floss sticking his dick in an outlet

 

9:33 - Gotta love how technology in this universe has progressed to the point where sophisticated humanoid AI is possible, but everyone's still using flip phones

 

9:39 - "I'm experiencing problems from being out in the rain"

Weren't you JUST SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN A FEW DAYS AGO??

 

10:00 - Ok so Fairy Floss is a robot, right

So if he gets jiggy with a girl, does that make him her boyfriend, or just a really high tech dildo? Does he come with a vibration setting? What's his maximum RAM?

 

13:45 - Realization

Fairy Floss is a machine...and that means he's the only guy on the show who needs to be turned on before he can be turned on

 

14:15 - So, if we assume Fairy Floss is attracted to both genders, does that mean he's binary-sexual? What if he turned out to be gay? Would he be a data anal-yst?

 

15:35 - Bee bee boo beep boo beep

 

17:01 - Wow, this is actually...surprisingly sad

Fairy Floss is basically just a slave designed to be popular and make money. On any other show, this would be a scathing critique of exploitation in the music industry, but this is Uta no Prince-sama, so.......butts?

 

20:17 - Those are some miiiighty uneven pupils you have there my friend

 

21:27 - Another day, another character sprouting wings and taking to the skies 

 

22:30 - um...the star of the movie collapses, and the camera crew just packs up and leaves him to slumber on my lap? Uh...ok...

 

22:40 - His head is really heavy but I'm afraid to move it

That might upset him, and I don't want to be responsible for creating Skynet

 

 

Welp, guess that's it. Until next time,

 

 

Robot jokes I neglected to make earlier:

AI: Artificial Intercourse

He's not a slut, he's just user friendly

Something about dongles

I could make his interface GUI if you know what I mean

 

 

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You ask the most wonderfully insightful robot sex questions, Mara! Just wonderful.

 

 

 

 

 

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[Mara=^.^=]

You ask the most wonderfully insightful robot sex questions, Mara! Just wonderful.

 

If I went back in time and told my 16 year old self, "in 10 years you'll be sitting at home alone, making robot sex jokes on the internet" I'd be like "haha, good one, self." Now I'm actually here. What has happened to me

 

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Episode SurFIVEvul

 

0:13 - that lightning bolt was at least a mile wide

 

0:19 - Firecrotch has a Pep plushie on his bed. And a stuffed chicken. I'm tempted to make a joke about Pep and cocks, but that would be puerile and crass, and if these liveblogs have demonstrated anything, it's that I'm a f*cking PARAGON of maturity and good taste

 

0:54 - Barrettes, Richtits, and Cat Man are fighting. I hope they don't claw the furniture

 

1:00 - Instead of helping me break up the argument, the rest of my mansquad's hiding behind a potted plant. Thanks guys

 

3:43 - Holy shit, my dad has that sweater

Like, I'm not joking. Cat Man is wearing my dad's actual, real life, honest-to-god sweater. This is freaking me out. I can't look at him

 

4:30 - Apparently the three of them have been hired to create a smart phone commercial....and they're responsible for coming up with a marketing concept. Ten bucks says Richtits wants to make the ad about phone sex

 

4:51 - Boy, I sure love how I gasp in shock every time the headmaster asks me to do my job. I should write a self-help book about maintaining constant surprise

I'll call it "The Low IQ: How it Helps to Make Every Day, an Exciting Day"

 

5:29 - UtaPri's portrayal of the United States is amazing. It's just a crowd of people standing in front of an enormous screen...and there's a huge sign with a picture of the American flag and the words "Our Nation"

F*cking nailed it

 

7:04 - The Headmaster is sitting in the back of his town car, cackling to himself like a lunatic. I am thrilled to be working for this man

 

7:26 - Brilliant, Richtits. When I think "smart phone", I think "passionate Latin Dance"

 

8:31 - Of course Barrettes wants to turn the commercial into an action movie

 

8:43 - Knight captain Barrettes, assassin Cat Man....Elven archer Richtits?

And wow look at that   they have boob cup armor and everything

 

9:25 - I can't believe it. Barrettes is wearing something.........ATTRACTIVE

 

9:28 - It all makes sense now. The reason he's looked so stupid these past 3 years is because we've been letting him dress himself

Imagine how hot he'd be if Cat Man picked out his clothes instead

 

take me to your beanbag chair, pretty man

 

9:37 - A harem of Arabian princes lounging around a palace, making bedroom eyes at the camera? TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC: ME

 

10:35 - Richtits callin my jellybean "shorty" and "tiny"

I mean, he's not wrong, but

 

11:03 - "With you, it's always courage, and strength, and cliffs..."

"Well you're always talking about lambs and passion!"

Hell yeah Barrettes you SPIT that truth     This is the best fight ever

 

11:47 - If this anime has taught me anything, it's that Japan's weather cycle is directly tied to the moods of my mansquad

Interpersonal conflict? THUNDERSTORM

 

12:36 - And Peyote-kun's schnoz grew 3 sizes that day...

 

14:20 - Peyote-kun comforts and encourages Barrettes in his time of uncertainty, while Senpai gives Richtits some sound advice. How does Frosty respond to his roommate's troubles? Two words of wisdom: "be quiet."

Poor Cat Man.

 

16:15 - All this bickering and time-wasting and indecision...it's like I'm back in high school, working on a godforsaken group project with a bunch of f*cking idiots

 

16:52 - The guys continue to argue about which concept to use. Meanwhile, I have to submit a song by tomorrow, or the ad is cancelled. This is my personal hell

 

18:03 - I'm just finding out NOW that Barrettes has a brother? A nigh identical brother?? TWO JELLYBEANS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE???

 

19:36 - Someone really needs to pay the electric bill. I'm so sick of skulking around my darkened room, talking to my notebook like some kind of musical Gollum

 

20:23 - Well, now that they've all apologized to me, it's time to save the day with a radical song number

DAMN I've been proactive lately   It's almost like I'm the main character or something

 

21:31 - So I guess the theme we're going with is...TRON meets film noir? Oh and Cat man is wearing Nami's shoes from One Piece

Very nice

 

22:07 - wow, this song is...actually really catchy. It's definitely the best one this season

 

22:30 - I can't believe I'm saying this, but I legitimately want that smart phone now

It's like a big ol' marketing circle jerk

We're so good we want our own product

 

 

WELL THAT'S IT YOU GUYS

UNTIL NEXT TIME, FIGHT THE POWER!

 

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[underwater]

It's like a big ol' marketing circle jerk

We're so good we want our own product

 

oh my god

 

This might just be my favorite joke in this topic

 

Corinne

[Mara=^.^=]

Coming soon...

 

 

 

That's right...I'll be reviewing the UtaPri Christmas Special

 

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