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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Girl, don't be ridiculous!  I was speaking in GENERAL terms, and was referring to ANYONE here.  You really know how to make me laugh, girl!

[Mara=^.^=]

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%



Episode I'm Too Sixy For This Shirt

0:20 - Still trying to figure out why Cat Man randomly has white hair for like 4 seconds during the opening credits
Maybe he's re-enacting that episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan wakes up one morning to find that his hair has lost all pigment, and the Professor tells him that he's contracted "follicular albinism"

1:08 - Oh, so it's the underwater piano that removes my clothing during the theme song
Well that makes sense

1:47 - Gotta love how the Headmaster has a giant sign over his desk that reads "because of love", and yet he forbids romantic relationships between his students
I think we have a troll in our midst ladies and gentlemen

2:38 - "It will be interesting to see if ST☆RISH can become real idols"......



2:48 - Ho boy, looks like Richtits is going to do a modeling gig for 'The Japan Boys Collection'
Which is tooootally NOT a publication I would subscribe to if it existed, by the way where can I sign up

3:21 -This week, on Uta no Gay-sama...seven beautiful young men sit together on plush couches, sip tea, and talk about male modeling

3:56 - "I've known you well ever since we were children. You cannot hide anything from me"
The sexual tension between Richtits and Senpai is so thick you could cut it with Buzz Lightyear's karate chop action

5:50 - Daddy Issues cliché #3456789 - little boy walks into room clutching football, only to be coldly dismissed by business-suit-wearing father in favor of "important phone call"

6:04 - Huh turns out I make a sparkling sound when Richtits spots me in the distance     I wonder what the other guys hear when they spy me from afar
Ten bucks says Twintard hears a foghorn

6:27 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 6 Verse 27: "You took my breath away. Seeing you shining in the sunlight...I thought you were a princess from a magical world"

7:52 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 7 Verse 52: "I had no idea my songs were making you so hot"

9:35 - Eew Richtits don't gulp water from the garden hose    It's like, weirdly sexy

10:25 - ROFL freaking Richtits can even make Cat Man blush
This guy
And Cat Man is so unbelievably awkward, learning what it means to be an idol It's almost as embarrassing as Barrette's fashion sense

10:48 - Biffles, I love you, but that hat and those sunglasses make you look like an elderly Florida tourist

11:31 - Hey Cat Man  Crocodile Dundee called  He wants his outfit back

11:53 - "I'll never forgive you if you do anything weird to Mara-chan"
Biffles, I think you're confused about who's going to do weird things to whom

13:05 - Sandwiched between Biffles and Cat Man, watching attractive Asian men strut down a runway
Life is friggin sweet

13:43 - What the heck? Power outage?? OK ANIME WHO FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL THIS MONTH

14:54 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 14 Verse 54: "Don't you think there are feelings that are conveyed better in the dark?"

16:26 - Holy crap Richtit's older brother is running like he's on a mission from God   ooooooooooh nevermind he tripped and fell.
Fail.

17:00- ROFL Richtits is singing an impromptu love song to keep the audience members from panicking during the blackout
Oh and apparently I get credit for the idea Go me

17:18 - That was the single most dramatic insertion of a CD into a CD player that I have EVER SEEN

17:54 - "♪ In order to shine beautifully and gorgeously, give me, give me the love call of the girls ♬"
Haha Richtits doesn't even realize that I wrote those lyrics as a joke

18:01 - Shit he just turned into a BURNING EFFIGY

19:39 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 19 Verse 39: "You're such a bad girl for making me so crazy about you"

19:51 - Hey, quit trying to mack on me, you aggressively romantic man-harlot
Add your name to the waiting list like everybody else

20:01 - From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 20 Verse 1: "I need you, so I'll wait until you become an adult"


21:35 - BROTHERLY BONDING MOMENT htfgfjgakshf This would be so much more touching if I cared about their relationship at all

22:21 - "Are you saying that you've always been watching me?"
Yup that's right your brother is a stalker   Glad we could clear that up for you


Well that's it for UtaPri this week, gang
I'll leave you with a big wet KISSU



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

From the Gospel of Richtits, Chapter 14 Verse 54: "Don't you think there are feelings that are conveyed better in the dark?"

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH... BRB DYING. 

[Mara=^.^=]

I really want to spend an afternoon hanging out with Richtits, just to hear his litany of outrageous one-liners.

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

He should really just have his own book. 

[underwater]

Conclusion: Firecrotch's Bangability Index rating got a definite boost from this episode

 

Are you ever going to share your famous 'Bangability Index'

 

I can't be the only one who wants to know your rankings lol

 

 

Corinne

[Mara=^.^=]

Are you ever going to share your famous 'Bangability Index'

 

I can't be the only one who wants to know your rankings lol

 

Oh jeez

Are you sure you want to open that particular can of worms

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

UHM yes. 

[Mara=^.^=]

UHM yes.

 

 FUFU, WELL THEN

 

I'll get right on that. *strokes imaginary goatee* But only if I can also compile a "Hangability Index" for who I want to hang out with, and a "Singability Index" for whose music I like best... *puts thinking cap on*

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Mara, your "bangability" is 100%!

[Mara=^.^=]

Mara, your "bangability" is 100%!

 

lol thanks Em that means a lot

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

*waits eagerly*

[Mara=^.^=]

Well, it took awhile to decide, but I finally compiled all 3 lists. Here we go! (I know there are more than 7 guys in the show, but I'm only including the members of ST☆RISH). First up:


#1: CAT MAN

*This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone
Reason for ranking: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS MAN
 
#2: FIRECROTCH

Reason for ranking: Extremely attractive clavicles
 
#3: BARRETTES

Reason for ranking: HE IS MY JELLYBEAN
 
#4: SENPAI

Reason for ranking: Shy, supportive, and HELLA RICH
#5: PEYOTE-KUN

Reason for ranking: His genius alter ego is damn hot, but his regular persona is weird as hell. If he could integrate his two personalities, he'd probably rank higher.
10 bucks says he'd be a kinky son of a bitch either way
 
#6: RICHTITS

Reason for ranking: I would never be able to take him seriously as a boyfriend, as I would be too busy laughing at his cheesy come-ons
 
#7: TWINTARD

Reason for ranking: He is a Grumpy Gus

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

But wait, there's more

[Mara=^.^=]

Now, on a more platonic note... 
 

#1: BARRETTES

Reason for ranking: He's such an earnest little rage machine, it'd be riotously fun to harass him He's also a huge fandom nerd, so we'd have a lot to geek out about while painting our fingernails together
 
#2: RICHTITS

Reason for ranking: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
 
#3: PEYOTE-KUN

Reason for ranking: There'd never be a dull moment with this guy around...plus, he and Barrettes are kind of a package deal, seeing as they're always hanging out together
 
#4: CAT MAN

Reason for ranking: Cat Man is actually a very odd person, and I'm a fan of odd conversations. I'd love to go all anthropologist on his ass and start grilling him about his native culture. I bet I'd learn a lot of really cool things.
 
#5: FIRECROTCH

Reason for ranking: His cheery optimism would be both a boon and an annoyance. I have no doubt that he'd be super fun to hang out with, but I enjoy bitching about stuff with my friends, and I'm not sure he has the capacity to hate things like I do. He'd make me too happy...and I'm so much more awesome when I'm pissed off
 
#6: SENPAI

Reason for ranking: He seems intelligent and well-read, and I'm sure he could teach me all sorts of interesting things about Japanese traditions. That said, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor, so eh
 
#7: TWINTARD

Reason for ranking: He had fun once. He hated it.
 
 

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

P.S. The above pics are their official t-shirt designs. You can buy the shirts online ohlol

[Mara=^.^=]

And finally...

#1: PEYOTE-KUN

Reason for ranking: His voice is so orgasmic hnnggggg When he sings as his alter ego I just lose my shit because it's so freaking amazingggg
I have his songs on my mp3 player, and I listen to them at work all day in silent, mischievous, gleeful rapture
 
#2: SENPAI

Reason for ranking: his singing voice is regal, moving, and controlled. When I listen to his songs, I just close my eyes and absorb the sound
 
#3: CAT MAN

Reason for ranking: His songs are so soothing and mellow, thanks to his warm voice, the dream-themed lyrics, and the melodious flute accompaniment
 
#4: BARRETTES

Reason for ranking: What he lacks in vocal smoothness, he makes up for by having the CATCHIEST, MOST ENERGETIC SONGS OF THE WHOLE DAMN LOT
 
#5: TWINTARD

Reason for ranking: I don't particularly like his voice, but he always sounds like he's ready to break out into tears mid-song, and sometimes that level of emotion can be engaging
 
#6: RICHTITS

Reason for ranking: I love the saxophone music in his songs, but his voice just doesn't do it for me (and the overwhelmingly flirtatious lyrics and gratuitous English don't help either). I like him much better in his duet numbers...his voice blends well with others. If he did duets all the time, I'd definitely rank him higher
 
#7: FIRECROTCH

Reason for ranking: I love ya, Firecrotch, but I just don't like your singing. Sorry
 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

YOU ASKED FOR IT

[underwater]

Yesss awesome! I am obsessed with lists, and you really know how to go all-out!

 

Edit: here, I created a "Likeability Index' for you by averaging together the Bangability & Hangability numbers (I left out the music list, cuz that's not really important to dating lolz)

 

#1: Barrettes (average 2)

#2 - Cat Man (2.5)

#3: Firecrotch (3)

#4: Tied between Peyote-kun & Richtits (both 4)

#5: Senpai (5)

#6: Twintard (7)

 

i guess Barrettes is actually your number 1, I am going to ship you now WHO's WITH ME

 

 

Corinne

[Mara=^.^=]

Yesss awesome! I am obsessed with lists, and you really know how to go all-out!

Damn straight. I don't mess around

 

i guess Barrettes is actually your number 1, I am going to ship you now WHO's WITH ME

Oh jeez

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Yesss awesome! I am obsessed with lists, and you really know how to go all-out!

 

Edit: here, I created a "Likeability Index' for you by averaging together the Bangability & Hangability numbers (I left out the music list, cuz that's not really important to dating lolz)

 

#1: Barrettes (average 2)

#2 - Cat Man (2.5)

#3: Firecrotch (3)

#4: Tied between Peyote-kun & Richtits (both 4)

#5: Senpai (5)

#6: Twintard (7)

 

i guess Barrettes is actually your number 1, I am going to ship you now WHO's WITH ME

 

 

Corinne

 

I've been shipping Mara with Barrettes since before she was shipping herself with Barrettes. Though I also multiship her with her beloved Cat Man.

 

I didn't realize Fire Crotch was so high up on your list, though, Mara! And a third ship to add to my list.

 

Corinne, you are awesome for averaging these out.

[Mara=^.^=]

I've been shipping Mara with Barrettes since before she was shipping herself with Barrettes.

 

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

 

I didn't realize Fire Crotch was so high up on your list, though, Mara! And a third ship to add to my list.

 

It was really season 2 episode 5 that boosted him in the bangability ratings

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Katia11]

this is awesome.