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[RocksmySocks]

I didn't make that drawing, Em. You may notice that I said "the fandom drew it" as opposed to "I drew it" (in which case I would've put it in the Mara's Giant Art Gallery topic, rather than here). I found it on tumblr while searching for the animated gifs I use at the beginning and end of each liveblog. I thought it was ridiculous, so I shared it to make Katie laugh.
 
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GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW

 

It did make me laugh, so nice job there.

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JESUS EFFING CRIMINY I FOUND IT

THE MOST RIDICULOUS UTAPRI FANART YET

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD SHARE THIS HERE BUT HOLY SHIT IT'S TOO GOOD NOT TO SHOW SOMEBODY

CAUTION. If you think you might be offended by dudes in extreme lingerie, do not open the spoiler tags. I'm serious. My reaction to these pics went something like this:
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But your reaction might be:


YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Spoiler

This fandom, you guys. I cannot deal with how outrageous it is

I haven't decided which one of the pics is the most awesomely heinous yet, but I think Richtits, Twintard, and Senpai are definitely all in the running. I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is going on with Cat Man's loincloth, and I'm a little unnerved by Peyote-kun's "shh" gesture

I'm sorry you had to see that. Here, have something wholesome and sweet


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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

You're right.  My reaction to that WAS somewhat similar to that third pic...

[Mara=^.^=]

Did you decide whose outfit was the most hilarious?  I'm still deliberating, myself...

 

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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Definitely Catman(whatever his real name is)'s! ROFLMAO!!!

[Mara=^.^=]

I think my pick has to be Richtits...it's the freaking top hat that does it

 

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[Chompyzilla]

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[Katia11]

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BIRDCEPTION

 

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Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 2000%


*Actual dialogue

Episode Fivecrotch
 
0:15 - I really need to see a chiropractor
all this fainting and maidenly swooning is murder on my cervical vertebrae
 
0:49 - Oh, so that's where the lost city of Atlantis went - into the UtaPri opening credits. Quick, someone call National Geographic, or Harvard or Harrison Ford
 
1:55 - Is Firecrotch, like...waltzing with his guitar? I mean, I knew the two of them were close, but this is a horse of a different color
 
2:34 - He's shedding musical notes the way most people shed skin flakes
 
2:39 - Hmm. A red, white, and blue striped shirt? Barrettes is lookin' mighty fashionable today...IN AMERICA
 
3:00 - Firecrotch and Cat Man are going to host a variety show together? *buys 15 TiVos and a VHS recorder, just in case*
 
3:33 - Welp, I suppose it was only a matter of time before the writers dressed Cat Man in a giant green plushie cat suit. And look, they put a bell on him too Thanks, anime. You sure know how to uphold a person's dignity
 
4:13 - Oh God. For his first act, Cat Man is doing an impression of the Headmaster...and it is frighteningly accurate
This has got to be the biggest turn-off in the history of turn-offs  I need a moment to go assume the fetal position somewhere
 
5:23 - They really shouldn't dress a redhead in a yellow Tux like that
He comes off looking like the non-trademarked fast food mascot CONDIMENT MAN
 
5:56 - Now Cat Man and Firecrotch are bowing to each other and trying to attribute their success to one another in increasingly ridiculous displays of generosity
These f*cking two STOP TRYING TO OUT-CUTE EACH OTHER YOU GUYS My pituitary gland can't take it
 
6:12 - It sure is great that I can buy magazines featuring articles about my mansquad. It's not enough for me to inhabit their minds and command all their attention, I need to see glossy photospreads of them too

 

6:16 - Ah dammit I was so busy drooling that I got lost again I really should consider investing in a portable GPS
 
6:51 - Is that Firecrotch in the distance, being accosted by hordes of children? Hmm I think I'll go investigate and perhaps also ask for directions
 
7:10 - A kid just pointed at me and accused me of being a "suspicious person"
Someone give this brat a gold star for perceptiveness
 
7:24 - Aww he's blushing 'cause I found out that he's been singing my praises to some old lady Blush some more, Firecrotch, I like a man whose cheeks match his hair
 
8:07 - Ah jeez
So apparently this is an orphanage, and that old lady is his former caretaker. Yup, Firecrotch is an orphan, everyone.
Well, on the bright side, if we ever get married I'll never have to deal with obnoxious in-laws telling me I'm not redheaded enough for their son
 
9:30 - Small child asks if I am Firecrotch's girlfriend. Even the soundtrack goes silent
 
10:49 - I am powerless to resist the adorableness of these orphans and the silly haunted house they're building. TOGETHER WE SHALL CONSTRUCT THE MOST EPIC HAUNTED HOUSE EVER SEEN BY HUMAN EYES MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
 
12:18 - Pffft oh Lord the orphans are trying to set us up. We're being hardcore shipped by children for crying out loud
 
13:02 - Oh no, not cardboard cut-outs of ghosts! Nothing's scarier than crappy paper likenesses of things that don't exist!
CURSE YOU HAUNTED HOUSE THAT I HELPED BUILD AND YET AM SOMEHOW STILL AFRAID OF
 
13:27 - He's offering me his beautiful hand in comfort This episode is so sweet it's giving me diabeetus
 
13:52 - "Firecrotch's hand is so warm and big" I whisper before I can stop myself
He's panicking now
Not because he understood the connotation...but because he's holding my hand, and he's so adorable and innocent that hand-holding is probably akin to achieving second base to him
 
14:24 - Whoops guess I forgot to change out of my slippers before I left the dorm today. Don't smoke weed on a school night, kids
 
14:46 - Heeey-o he put his arm around me We just hit third base by Firecrotch standards
 
15:03 - His eyes have turned into little spinny circles, presumably from the ecstasy of touching my shoulder blades
 
17:00 - This scene is literally the SWEETEST THING I CAN'T EVEN
He's gonna tell me how much he likes me I can feel it Hurry it up I wanna start exchanging slurp syrup pronto
 
17:26 - STARISH WARS, EPISODE V: THE COCKBLOCK STRIKES BACK
And by Cat Man this time?? That is like, doubly unfair
CAN I GET NO ACTION AROUND HERE
 
18:29 - He's singing to orphans. The camera has taken on a rosy hue and flowers are blooming at the sound of his voice. The children are cheering and singing and clapping. I almost feel guilty for the giant lady boner I am experiencing
Almost
 
19:27 - Aaaaand now we're floating upward
I always hate it when we get abducted by aliens right in the middle of a song number
 
 20:27 - That is the most unrealistic clapping sound I've ever heard
It sounds like a bunch of people flapping paper bags
 
21:01 - Here comes the rest of my man army
And look Peyote-kun forced the others to dress up in fluffy bear suits for the entertainment of the children That is precious Peyote-kun I will take that into consideration when I'm watching your episode
 
24:05 - Conclusion: Firecrotch's Bangability Index rating got a definite boost from this episode
The world seems genuinely less miserable now...I think I have been deluded by the power of his optimism
 
PEACE AND LOVE AND BUNNIES FOR EVERYONE
xoxoxoxo see you next time!!
**skips away through a field of flowers**
 

 
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[Katia11]

This... I'm just laughing like a fool over here. 

[Mara=^.^=]

This episode literally killed me. I am writing this from the afterlife.

 
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[Katia11]

Come BACK to us, Mara!  

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Found this on tumblr, promptly laughed myself back to life

 

 

     

 

     

 

My unfortunate results:

 

Best Friend: Wanda
Roommate: The Headmaster dear sweet Jesus
Senpai: Senpai. How convenient.
Crush on me: Firecrotch
First Kiss: Twintard. Goshdarnit
Lover: Biffles. ummm

 

 

 

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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Okay, now I'm sorta sick to my stomach from seeing the fifth guy being called that all the time... For realz... I am not kidding. This is all very weird...! 8P

[Mara=^.^=]

This is all very weird

 
Gee, what tipped you off?
 

 

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P.S. Who do you mean by "the 5th guy?"

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

I think you know who I mean... lol The guy you just blogged about yesterday?? Ring a bell? Firey red hair?

[Mara=^.^=]

Oh, then you should've just said "the redheaded guy". How come his name bugs you, but not "Richtits" (which is a corruption of "Bitch tits", a term used to refer to manboobs caused by steroid abuse)? "Twintard" isn't exactly PC either, and "Peyote-kun" refers to the use of a hallucinogenic drug...they're all kinda equally offensive, really.
 
That said, nobody is compelling you to come on this topic and read these liveblogs. If you don't like what you see, don't complain about. Just don't read it. It kind of spoils the fun for me (and possibly other readers) if I feel like I'm causing you physical distress just by using a word that refers to a general area of the body
 
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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

I read it cuz I like to know about what my fellow IDOJers are into, despite the fact that some of your interests make me react that way...  And I've NO clue why the others didn't affect me like that.  I like to be in the loop of things, ya know??  You guys are all my special friends, and I like to know what "makes you tick" so I can get to know you all better and better over time.  Calling them by their actual names would help, but hey, I can't stop you.  I'll just have to deal with this odd conundrum, no matter how rank... heheh

[Mara=^.^=]

I just don't understand how the word "crotch" can cause you such distress. It's not even a specific body part; it's a region. It's not like I'm calling him "ginger testicles" or something . I'm not even referring to genitalia directly.
 
I guess I can't change your reaction to random words, but I can ask you not to complain about it here. Either avoid this topic, or go create a topic specifically to complain about words on the internet that bother you. Or post about the word on the pet peeves thread...whatever works for you.
 
As far as learning "what makes me tick" through UtaPri, well...lol. I certainly hope you're not trying to gain insight into my character using these liveblogs. I can't help but think that you'll walk away from the experience grievously pitying my future boyfriend . Even though I'm writing all of this in jest, I fear I may be coming off as rather gleefully debaucherous
 
 
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