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#41 xErik12

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 09:16 PM

From Out Darn Spotlight.

 

:Jimmy: "Kiss me, my queen of the galaxy."

:Betty: "Kiss me, my king of the stars!"

 

They move closer... the music intensifies.

 

:Cindy: "CUT!!!"

 

Director. "Hey! I'm supposed to say that!"

 

:Jimmy: "What is your problem, Vortex?"

:Cindy: "Uh- er-, I hurt myself when I fell on your ridiculous machine."

:Libby: "Suuuureee you did."

:Cindy: *Glares at Libby*

:Libby: "Okay you did!"

 

Director: "Okay, fine. Everyone take a ten mintue break. See you back here then!"

 

:Cindy: *muttering to herself* "Stupid Nerdtron, stupid Betty."

 

:Jimmy: "Hey I heard that!"

 

 

lol, somebody's jealous...

 

*Looks at Cindy*

 

*Cindy glares at me* 

 

Cindy: "What are YOU looking at?!

 

Me:  :naughty:


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:31 AM

Thought of a good one several days ago, but kept forgetting to post it until now!  Here it is, from The Trouble with Clones:

 

Nick: *gets honked by Jimmy* What've you DONE, Neutron?!  I'm not beautiful anymore!  Oh, wait... *pulls out a mirror* Yeah, I am... *gets honked again* Okay, that does it, Nerd-bomb!!  Gimme that thing!! *snatches it out of his hand*

 

:Jimmy: Hey, what was that for?!!  Give that back!!

 

Nick: Oh, I don't think so, Neutron...  How do YOU like it?! *honks it at him repeatedly for a few seconds*

 

:Jimmy: Ow, ow, OW!!  Nick, seriously! *covers his ears* I'm outta here!!  Jeez, be careful with that thing!

 

Director: Alright, CUT!!!

 

:Jimmy: What??

 

Director: I said CUT!!

 

:Jimmy: You're gonna have to enunciate louder; I can't hear you!!  What?!

 

Director: Cut!  Oh, for heaven's sake...  Get this kid to a doctor, someone!!


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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:51 AM

Ok I've got two from the episode Trading Faces.

 

(Presenting his machine to the class.)

 

:Jimmy: "It translates your thoughts and feelings into notes and rhythems. And so without further adeu. I now present the musical stylings of my brain."

 

:Cindy: (Turns on the radio.) (Plays "Discovery Channel" )

 

(Everyone in the class gapes at Jimmy for a moment then starts bursting out laughing)

 

:Sheen: "Wow Jimmy. I didn't know you were that pervertive!"

 

:Jimmy: "WTF???" (looks at his machine)

 

Director: "CUT!! Who put that song in the CD player?!?"

 

:Libby: "Cindy, you weren't supposed to play that song!"

 

:Cindy: "Sorry. Couldn't resist."

 

OK maybe the next one will be funnier...

 

(Jimmy and Cindy are about to get their minds dumped in the machine)

 

:Jimmy: "Ok listen up here. When our brains are uploaded. All of our memories will appear on that screen. You three have to decide what belongs to who. Don't give Cindy my astounding ability to create and build pioneering technologies, Okay?"

 

:Cindy: "Oh yeah, like I'd want to invent toilet in a brief case."

 

:Jimmy: "Hey, hey that could have been an invaluable excessory for the traveling business man!"

 

:Libby: "Carl, throw the switch and shut them up."

 

(Carl throws the switch and Jimmy and Cindy get electricuted.)

 

:Cindy: "Ow!!! Neutron! What the heck are you trying to pull? Are you trying to get me killed?"

 

:Jimmy: "Ow!! Shut it Vortex! Carl that was the wrong switch!"

 

:Carl: "Sorry!" (Pulls the other switch)

 

(Jimmy and Cindy are unconscious and get their minds dumped.)

 

:Sheen: "Hey who wants to mess with them and switch some of their memories!"

 

:Libby: "Boy you got to be crazy! I'm in."

 

:Carl: "Me too."

 

Director: Oh no you don't! Get them back in their right heads now! This wasn't even supposed to happen in the first place.

 

:Carl: ............... :ohmy:

 

:Sheen:  .............. :blink:

 

:Libby:  ........... :facepalm:

 

Ok maybe my ideas weren't that funny...


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Posted 21 January 2013 - 03:31 AM

 No, they were pretty good ones! :lol:


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Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:27 AM

Thank you! :D


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#46 Emily

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:32 PM

Oh, no, Emz!!  I found it freaking HILARIOU!!! :lol:


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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:46 AM

Thank you! Oooh. Emz. I like that. Cool nickname.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 03:14 AM

Reviving in case anyone has some new ones!


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 04:09 AM

From win lose and KABOOOOOM

April: I'm afraid our galaxies are separated by parcels of space

Jimmy: I don't think you said that right

Cindy: yes she did, now can we go home, this world is freaking me out and I have to clean my dogs poop before my mother gets home

Jimmy: SHUT UP Cindy

April: oh let it be Jimmy, the Pale homily female can...

Jimmy: I LOVE YOU APRIL!!!!

April: I love you too

Cindy: oh come on, I ALMOST had him, now he's attached to a borlock that isn't even our species

Director: I KNEW CINDY LIKED JIMMY

Jimmy and April share a kiss

Cindy: OH COME ON ROMEO

Hugh: they'll never see each other again

Jimmy and April stop and start laughing together

April: I knew this jealous pale homily female was attracted to you

Jimmy: and now we've proven it

Everyone laughs


Cindy: grrrrrrrr


Director: cut, and that's a wrap!
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 04:10 AM

From win lose and KABOOOOOM

April: I'm afraid our galaxies are separated by parcels of space

Jimmy: I don't think you said that right

Cindy: yes she did, now can we go home, this world is freaking me out and I have to clean my dogs poop before my mother gets home

Jimmy: SHUT UP Cindy

April: oh let it be Jimmy, the Pale homily female can...

Jimmy: I LOVE YOU APRIL!!!!

April: I love you too

Cindy: oh come on, I ALMOST had him, now he's attached to a borlock that isn't even our species

Director: I KNEW CINDY LIKED JIMMY

Jimmy and April share a kiss

Cindy: OH COME ON ROMEO

Hugh: they'll never see each other again

Jimmy and April stop and start laughing together

April: I knew this jealous pale homily female was attracted to you

Jimmy: and now we've proven it

Everyone laughs


Cindy: grrrrrrrr


Director: cut, and that's a wrap!
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 01:14 AM

:Jimmy: Tragedy stuck Retroville today as local boy Nick Dean recently broke his leg for the fifteenth time this year. Nick is expected to make a full recovery, then break his- *sniffs, then covers his nose* AUGH, Sheen!!  Puking Pluto, what did you EAT?!  Enchiluparitos?!

 

:Sheen: I can't help it!!  Carl triple-dog-dared me to eat five of them!! *passes gas again* Thanks a LOT, Carl!

 

:Carl: *whistles nonchalantly and snickers*

 

:Jimmy: Next time, go use the bathroom!! *covers his mouth* Speaking of, excuse me!! *rushes off the set*

 

:Cindy: *with her nose plugged* Now, see what you did, Carl?!  He'll probably ruin his suit, then he won't look as attractive- *her hand flies over her mouth* Can we pretend I never said that?!

 

:Libby: *giggles* Too late, girl!  All of Retroville heard ya, since the camera's still running! *sniffs and groans, covering her nose* I second Jimmy's statement!!  Jeez, Sheen!

 

:Cindy: *just blushes hard as she tries not to laugh flirtatiously*

 

Director: CUT!!  For the love of-!!  Sheen, get off set until you've aired out! >.<


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Posted 02 November 2014 - 12:15 AM

Reviving if anyone has new ones!! I hope...! :unsure:
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Posted 19 February 2017 - 04:39 AM

Let's give this topic LIFE again!!! :evillaugh:
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Posted 05 February 2021 - 06:54 PM

Let's see if we can come up with some more! Those past ones are hilarious! :lol:
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Posted 22 February 2021 - 02:54 PM

From Vanishing Act:

 

:Betty: "He's all yours."

 

:Cindy: "Yes!"

 

:Jimmy: "Hey, don't I get a say in this?"

 

:Cindy:  "Didn't your mother ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop?"

 

:Jimmy: "I wasn't. You were talking so loud they could hear you on the other side of the world, Vortex."

 

:Betty: "Yeah, you two definitely have a thing."

 

:Jimmy:  :Cindy: "We do not!"

 

Director: "Okay, can we please get back to script?"

 

:Cindy:  :Jimmy: "Fine."

 

Director: "PLACES!"

 

Oofta, I'm rusty. 


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Posted 22 February 2021 - 03:13 PM

Haha, that was hilarious, Katie! Nice one! I'll see if I can come up with one soon... ;) :lol:
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Posted 23 February 2021 - 11:38 PM

From Lady Sings the News:

 

:Libby: "What are the guys up to now?"

 

:Cindy: *Pulls out Binoculars* 

 

:Libby: *bursts out laughing.*

 

Director: CUT!!

 

:Cindy:  "What is so funny?"

 

:Libby: "Why do you have those?"

 

:Cindy: "I use them to watch birds!"
 

:Libby: "Sure."

 

Director: Focus please! Back to places!

 

:Cindy: *blushes while muttering under her breath* "I use them to watch birds."


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Posted 24 February 2021 - 12:38 AM

From Brobot :lol: :

Brobot: *rolls into Jimmy's bathroom, pointing* Hey, Jimmy! You're naked, in the tub!! :lol:

:Jimmy: I came in here to be alone! *accidentally passes gas in his bath, bubbles popping beside him* Oops! Sorry! >.< *blushes hard*

Brobot: *busts out laughing* I can't believe you just farted, Jimmy!!rofl.gif

:Jimmy: Augh... *sarcastically* Rub it in, why don't ya?! :facepalm:

Director: Cut! *can't help but snicker* Okay, I gotta admit; that was a good one! :lol:
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Posted 25 February 2021 - 01:44 AM

From King of Mars:

 

:Libby: "I can't believe Jimmy admitted he likes Cindy."

 

:Jimmy: "I said she distracts me, there's a difference!"

 

:Cindy: "Sure there is."

 

:Jimmy: "There is!"

 

Director: "Okay, cut! CUT!"

 

:Cindy: *over the Director* "You can deny it all you want, Neutron. You're just digging yourself deeper."

 

:Jimmy: "I didn't ask for your opinion, VORTEX!"

 

Eustace: "Do they always argue like this?"

 

:Libby:  :Carl:  :Sheen: "Yes."

 

Director: *Slaps forehead* 


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Posted 25 February 2021 - 03:22 AM

LOL Nice one, Katie! Sure made me laugh! From Normal Boy:

:Cindy: Okay, Neutron, how does this thing work?

:Jimmy: *acting stupidly* I don't know, Susie...

:Cindy: It's Cindy! :mad:

:Jimmy: Don't you think I know that, Vortex?? Gah, I can't stand acting so stupid...! :grr:

:Cindy: Sorry, Spew-tron, but ya gotta stick to the script...! <_<

:Jimmy: I know, Vortex, I know... Jeez... :facepalm:
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