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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Man, these are just too good!! Thought of one from When Pants Attack!!:


Hugh: Hey, NEIGHBORS!! I have 2 words for ya: "NO PANTS"!!

Mrs. Vortex: *scoffs* How VULGAR!!! *blocks her vision of Hugh with her hand*

Mr. Vortex: NEUTRON!!! *runs away with his wife*

Judy: *shrieks* HUGH BEAUMONT NEUTRON!!! Stop FLASHING everyone!!

Hugh: *looks down and covers himself, embarrassed* YIKES!! *rushes back inside the house*

Nice one, Mr. Neutron!!

Director: CUT!! *covers his eyes, humiliated* Get him off the set and send him to wardrobe!!!

[Katia11]

From Eggpire Strikes Back.

*During the dance in the final scenes.*

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to erase your short term memory."

"What why? I won't tell anyone! I'll be as quiet as a church mouse--uhh," she stutteres as the device on her head activates. Jimmy smiles at her and takes her hand in his. He puts his hand on her waist and begins to twirl her in circles, all the while Ciindy is making a strange, werooooo noise.

Just then, Cindy's foot catches on something on the ground. KABOOM! She falls down flat on her butt.

*Stands up dusting herself off* "Neutron, if I have to dance with you in this scene you'd better do it right."

"Heh, heh. Sorry."

"You'd better be."

Director: "Lets do that one again!"

Jimmy takes her waist and Cindy blushes.

"Are you blushing, Vortex?"

"I'm just HOT okay?"

Grins and replies, "Sure..."

Director. "3-2-1-and, action!"

-x-

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

NICE one! Keep 'em comin'!! Here's a good one from The Big Pinch:


Hey, Jimmy! Come with us to RetroLand!!

They've added 3 new loop-dee-loops to the "Bat Outta Heck" roller coaster!

It's guaranteed to make you throw up or your money back!

Sorry, guys, I can't. I have to wait for Mr. Edison and Miss Fowl to finish their "date"...

Bummer...

*music suddenly stops playing*

Hey! What happened to the music?!

Nick: I've got it covered, dudes... *starts to put a quarter in, then the jukebox suddenly vanishes* *drops the quarter out of astonishment* HUH?!!

Oh, NO!! I've let Thomas Edison stay in the present TOO long! Everything that runs on electricity is starting to disappear!!

*gasps* That's HORRIBLE!!

*gasps* You're kidding me!

How'd you DO that?! *pauses* Well, off to RetroLand!

"Bat Outta Heck", here we come!! *starts to charge out of the booth, but trips* AAAHH!!

*trips cuz of him* WHOA!! CARL!! Watch where you're going!!

Sorry! I tripped! My scapula...

*gets up and dusts himself off* I can SEE that, Carl! *winces* Ow, my knee...

*tries to stifle a giggle with his hand* Carl, Sheen, you guys *snickers* okay?!

Director: Alright, CUT!!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

New blooper comin' right atcha!! This one's from Stranded!

Hey, Cindy! Check it out! *swings on a vine, hollering like a jungle man, then dives into the island's lake*

Excellent for- Uh, Jimmy? Ya might wanna stay in the water...

*stops swimming, confused* Why, Cindy?? *shrugs*

*points to something floating in the water behind him* THAT'S why... *snickers*

*turns around and sees his swimming trunks floating behind him* Yipes! *blushes extremely hard and retrieves them, then goes behind the waterfall to slip them back on*

Director: Okay, CUT!! Send him to wardrobe, please!

Sorry about that! Just an accident there, heh heh! *sheepish grin*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Another blooper comin' atcha!! This one's from Maximum Hugh!


Hey, headbands don't usually give off electrostatic discharge... *spies the drinks cooler and grabs a Purple Flurp* *shakes it, accidentally squeezing it a little too hard in her anticipation while doing so, causing it to burst all over her* AAAAACK!!!! Purple Flurp is all OVER ME!!!!!

*hears her outburst and turns to face her, giggling* Gee, Vortex! Were ya tryin' to bathe in that stuff?? Check it out, Dad!!

Hugh: *looks over at Cindy* Hey, Cindy! You look cute in purple hair! *laughs hysterically*

*mutters something angrily and inaudibly under her breath as she walks off*

Director: CUT! Wardrobe-slash-prop malfunction! Send her to wardrobe and make-up, please!

*continues cracking up with Hugh* Did you SEE the look on her face?! CLASSIC!!!

[Scythe]

Okay, This One Is From "Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius,"

Nice Invention Nerdtron, Too Bad someone already invented The BUS!

Guys, I've got it down this time! Atternal Combontion (I know, it is spelled wrong) is such old science, bubble...ah! *notices that he's broken at least 5 cars and now exploaded into one* I can fix that!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Nice one, Seth!! Can't believe I waited this long to comment on it... Anyway, here's a new one, from *snicker* Jimmy Goes to College!!


I'm streaking! *repeats it a couple times*

Mrs. Morran: Oh, my! Naked boy!! *starts running*

I'm- *slips on a wet water spot, face first* OUCH!!

*peeks his head through the door* You okay, Jimmy? I- Whoa!! I don't believe it! Me next, me next!! *rushes in and mimics Jimmy* This is AWESOME!!!

*spies Sheen mimicking him* SHEEN!!! How HUMILIATING... Get outta here NOW!! *points toward the door*

Director: CUT!! Get him off the set and send him to wardrobe!

[Pigquet3]

Oh Sheen, you marvelous perv, you...





Pigquet

[~~Megan~~]

Speaking of pervertedness...

(The N Men)

Guys, we're doing more harm than good! We have to schedule some practice sessions.

Listen, William of Orange, I've had enough of this "we" business. You know what your power is? Super irritation!

I'm warning you for the last time, Vortex, QUIT RIDING ME!!!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Or should it be that's what he said...?

*Jimmy and Cindy edge away from each other*

Director: *facepalm*

[Scythe]

here is one from "Who's your Mommy"

Sheen... what's going on?

It's uh...Time for your breathing exercises!" Grabs Carl, flips him over.

First you fill up your diafragle (spelled wrong, I know) Then you empty your diafragle! Soothing isn't it?

Well I guess I-

SOOTHING...ISN'T IT?

*starts to shake Carl up and down too fast and the body suit on Carl (filled with healium and has a blinking light in it to show the alien) pops and both Sheen and Carlskyrocket towards the celing. Carl, gets his head stuck in the celing, but Sheen just slides down.

OW! My Scapula!

and I've got another from "Attack Of The Twonkies"


Mrs. Fowl: Not Sid's sheet music!

Sam: NOT CRAZY MKIES PIANOS!

*rock flies through the air and hits Hugh in the back of the head*

Hugh: PLEASE, THE AMBULANCE!

Judy: Oh...I'm sorry Hugh

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Reviving this for new members who'd like to join in!

[TheKingInTheNorth]

From Win, Lose & Kaboom:

"I knew you would not disappoint me." (Kisses Jimmy)

"OW!!!" (jumps back) "Your fangs cut me!!"

"Sorry, Jimmy! Gorlock skin is a lot tougher..."

"Nice going, Borelock! You're messing up my career!"

"Um... Jimmy, why is that strange human with the big pipe, yelling "CUT"?"

"He's the director... we messed up the scene, so we have to do it again..."

Director: "Jimmy, we're never going to finish this, if you can't take a little pain! I know it hurts, but you're gonna have to suck it up!"

(thinking) Why did I sign on for this?

Director: "All right, let's try that scene again!"

"You humans are very strange..."

"Shut up."

[Scythe]

(From: Grumpy Young Men)

*Goddard sees that the time is running out and pushes them into the machine...Carl's Grandpa (who is playing the old Carl, so is everybody else's grandpa's) gets his head smacked into it, instead of going threw*

's Grandpa: WHAT WAS THAT FOR? YOU MISSARIBLE MUTT?

Goddard...why did you do that?

*whimpers*

Okay...we have to do this scene again!

Director: Hey! I'm the director!

And it s my Dog...Goddard, if you keep pushing old people around then I'm going to ban you from illuminum for a week!

*whimpers more*

Yeah Goddard! What's next? MY GRANDPA? Sheesh...Jimmy, you're dog needs to stop playing parts in this short-film.

Director: Everyone just SHUT UP! Can't we get back to the film?

Everyone: (at once in mubles) Whatever...sure...I guess, you know this guy...this guy has got a point

[Scythe]

I have to do another one!

Here is one from: Stranded (Hey...there can be more than one right?)

Sheen, don't push him off the Edge!

Why not?

Becuase...he MIGHT HAVE MORE FOOD ON HIM!

(Carl, Sheen, and Libby get into a big fight until accedentaly falling into the water)

WOW! THIS IS COLD!!!

Help...I'm allergic to salt-water! *grabs the end of the hover-car" AND I CAN NOT SWIM!!! *pulls himself out of the water"

Wait... *reaches into the water" Oh Yeah! We're having fish tonight! "Pulls a fish out of the water and it starts slapping around in his hand.

Sheen...let the fish go.

NO! I don't care if I have to eat it raw...I'm eating SOMETHING!

I want some too!

Carl, you're allergic to fish!

No I'm not...

Yeah right! *throws fish into the hover-car"

Sheen, you don't need food THAT badly!

Oh yeah? We will just see about that! *Jumps into the hover-car and starts punching the fish." I WANT SOME FOOD! *punches again"

You can have the fish...IF YOU GET ME BACK INTO THE HOVER-CAR! I'm freezing in here!

Okay Libby...*reaches to grab her hand, but he lets go when he notices that Carl is taking the fish*

AHH!!!

Carl, give me that Fish!

SHEEN!!! *Sheen and Carl start wrestling for the fish, which is already dead* * Libby gets into the hover-car and then takes a fish of her own and slaps Sheen with it* NOW STOP FIGHTING!!!

*looks both ways and then pushes both of them into the water*

L&C: SHEEN!!!

Ha ha ha!

Not Funny Sheen!

You know, with all this commosion we missed a boat that passed by not to long ago!

WHAT?!? We could've gotten help!

Hey, I cant do everything. For all you know we couldv'e accedentaly fired a torpedo at it...

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Thought of a good one from Egg-pire Strikes Back!!!:


Waiter! One Atomic Choco-Blast!!

Atomic Choco-Blast?! That's the most expensive thing on the menu!!

Sheen...!!

I can't HELP it! She's not playin' FAIR!!! *pauses, then snickers* If ya know what I mean...!

Way to stray from the script, MORON!!!

*giggles* Sorry! I couldn't resist...

Oh, jeez...

*hollers from off the set* Sheen! Grow UP!!

*hollers back* Sorry, babe! *turns to the others* Now what?

*groans* NOW we go back to the original script!!

Director: Focus, people!! Let's start this again from the top! And....... ACTION!!

[XboxHavic]

From "The Eggpire Strikes Back"

King Goobot: Hello Everyone! No cause for alarm! We come in peace! Me an my assitiant Ooblar, uh... Ooblar? Where.., Oh that's write! I traded Ooblar for some sulfar butter.

directer: CUT!! Wrong Episode!!

King Goobot: Oh, oops.

*Ooblar comes out* "Hello Everyone!"

King Goobat: Ooblar get back in there!

Director: Ugh... this is gonna be a looong season.

[Scythe]

From: Operation Rescue Jet Fusion:

I'm sorry that I ocasionally made fun of Llamas Carl...deep down I think they are quite Adorible!

Sheen look! *points to Shangrii Llama* He he...you said that you like Llamas!

Okay Carl! You are going down right now! *Pushes Carl down the cliff, Carl just keeps rolling until he hits the ground*

OW!!! Okay...I'm down now...

Monk 1: Should we help?

Monk 2: Let's just wait a while and see what happens!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Finally thought of a good one!!!  Here goes; it's from NMen

 

*spins super-fast, sending the nearby garbage into a tornado that quickly spins outta control*

 

*walks up to him* Sheen, you've gotta learn better control!

 

Right after I learn to drink less flu- *pauses, then looks down and sees a puddle form at his feet* Uh, oops!!  Sorry, Jimmy!

 

Augh, Sheen!!  Disgusting!  That got on my feet a little!

 

I can't believe I just did that! *speed-runs off, flushing hard*

 

Director: Cut, cut, CUT!!!  Someone catch up to that kid and send him to wardrobe!!

 

*speeds back after getting caught after a few minutes and cleaned up* Sorry!  I guess I had a little too much Purple Flurp!!

 

*hands on her hips* A little?!

 

Cut!  I heard that, Vortex!

 

Director: Only I'm supposed to say that!! *sighs and facepalms* Let's just try this again.  Places, everyone!  Again from the top, aaaannnddd..... ACTION!!!

Edited by Emily, 30 November 2012 - 06:16 PM.

[Katia11]

From Out Darn Spotlight.

 

 "Kiss me, my queen of the galaxy."

 "Kiss me, my king of the stars!"

 

They move closer... the music intensifies.

 

 "CUT!!!"

 

Director. "Hey! I'm supposed to say that!"

 

 "What is your problem, Vortex?"

 "Uh- er-, I hurt myself when I fell on your ridiculous machine."

 "Suuuureee you did."

 *Glares at Libby*

 "Okay you did!"

 

Director: "Okay, fine. Everyone take a ten mintue break. See you back here then!"

 

 *muttering to herself* "Stupid Nerdtron, stupid Betty."

 

 "Hey I heard that!"

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

LOL!!!!  Nice one, Kate!!