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[Emily]

We all know that the ep Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen has bloopers at the end, but what a shame that none of the other eps do! That is about to change! This is the topic where you can create your own JN bloopers from the other eps!! I'll start with one from Ultra Sheen:

If I were a game programmer, where would I hide an UltraCrystal? *backs into a stalagmite and breaks the tip off, revealing one there* Of course! It's always under the stalagmites! *grabs it, then suddenly starts growing bigger* What the-?! Pukin' Pluto! This is not supposed to do that to ME!

Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!

Wow, Neutron! Now I can REALLY call you "King Cranium"!!

Director: Double-CUT!! Who let her on the set?!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

[Scythe]

In the mirracle of Neutron technoligy, I bring you, smart pants!

Pants flip up and hit Hugh in the face.

Hugh: Great invention Jimb...ow!

[AmazingMe123]

Ok..... This is weird....

[Emily]

How so?? All ya have to do is use part of an ep, then make the characters mess up somehow. I personally find it funnier when the director's involved yelling, "Cut!!" and commenting on the mistake! lol

[AmazingMe123]

But CUT is so....

[Emily]

FUNNY!!!!

[Chompyzilla]

(presses a button and a laugh track sounds)

[Emily]

Similar to what Goddard did in Send In the Clones. lol

[Chompyzilla]

pretty much

[AmazingMe123]

Goddard's awesome....

[Emily]

Okay, back on topic! This one's from Hall Monster:

*takes off his hi-tech helmet* Principal Willoughby, I hereby resign!

*the other 4 kids cheer*

Miss Fowl: *starts walking up with the school constitution* I'm afraid that's impossi- *slips on the spilled water puddled on the floor* BRAAAAWWK!!!!!

Miss Fowl, *giggles to herself* are you okay??

[Scythe]

*Runaway RocketBoy*

*When Jimmy is trying to destroy the Yolkians in the asteriod*

The ships start to crash into eachother*

See Goddard, I'm not that bad at thi...

*While distracted by Talking to Goddard, a Yolkian ship crashes into him*

That wasn't suposed to happen!!!

(The asteriod blows up and Jimmy and Goddard are in deep space, Jimmy puts on some sort of divise to help him breathe)

I wonder if Carl can squeeze us into that rocket?

Bark Bark...(shakes head left to right)

[Emily]

I'm not familiar with that ep, since I've never seen it. I've seen previews, but since, in my opinion, it doesn't live up to its standards, I haven't chosen to see it.

[Scythe]

It's okay of an ep. I dont like th whole "My Parents Don't Loove Me" thing. But I do like the part with the Yolkians (If no one realized, I'm a big Yolkian/Poultra fan...don't ask why! Probably because I think Chickens are funny, and the Yolkains are so wierd that they're cool!)

[Neutron12]

These are all really funny I'd post some if I could ever make up a good enough blooper.

[Emily]

I'm able to do some of these cuz I've watched the eps plenty of times and I know what they say in some situations. Try watching the eps more often, then maybe you'll get some ideas for this topic.

[Katia11]

From Lady Sings the News.

*Jimmy grabs Cindy's hand, pulls her towards him for a kiss, and their faces smack together.*

"Neutron!!!!! Seriously?"

*blushes* "Hehehee.. Sorry."

"Maybe we should just take that out of the script. Since apparently King Cranium over here can't even kiss a girl without causing mass calamities of some sort."

"Well, that's fine with me! I didn't want to kiss you anyway!"

"Is that so?"

"IT is!"

"ENOUGH! You two are going to kiss! End of story!"

and "Fine."

Director: "ACTION!"

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[Emily]

Awesome, Kate! That's a GREAT one!!

[Emily]

I'm gonna take another whack at this! It's just so fun!! From Lights, Camera, Danger!:


Mine's about a beautiful blond girl who gets perfect grades and is extremely popular!! *places it in the downtown mail bin*

*walks up with his script; sarcastically* So it's a complete work of fantasy...

*fake laughs* Very hilarious. And what did "Mr. No Talent" write?!

*walks up with it* A little something I call "The World's Greatest Movie"! *sticks it in the mail bin, then walks off* And that's a wrap. Cut! Print it!

Man, what the heck is WRONG with him?!

*accidentally flatulates as he walks away* *face turns beet red* Oops!! Sorry about that! I guess that enchiluparito I ate earlier is to blame... *grins sheepishly* MY bad!!!

*snickers; mutters* Apparently that... *hollers* Nice one, Jimmy!!

[Katia11]

I agree that it is fun! I've gotta work on making mine shorter though. ROFL.

This one will be from Party At Neutron's. ooo.. apparently JC is all I can write this evening.

"Why would anyone want to dance with NERDTRON? I wouldn't dance with him if he were the last kid on earth!"

"HEY!"

"It's the truth!"

"You know Vortex, you'd better be careful or I might start to think that you are jealous."

"J-jealous? Why would I be jealous?"

"Because you like me."

"Oh, would someone please deflate his ego before we have a massive explosion!"

"Me thinks the lady doth protest too much."

"Don't use your lines to try to sound smarter Sheen, it doesn't work."

"Cindy, the sooner we get this scene over with the sooner we can go home. So chill okay?"

"Fine, but only so I can get King Cranium out of my hair for the night."

The director rubs his temples and sighs. "All right, places everyone!"

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