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[Pigquet3]

*shoots Zoey*

Somehow I saw that coming. XD

*slowly backs away from DJ...*





Pigquet

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Aurora: What are you just doing standing around?!
DJ: I thought you'd never ask...
Aurora: Kiss me, you fool!
*cue smooch*

[Zoey <3]

Haha I saw that coming too, but I couldn't resist

[okmeamithinknow]

It's the scruffy face. Women can't resist that.... Speaking of....


*Aurora walks into the command center, rage flashing in her eyes. The Dictator, his back to the blonde, laughs menacingly when he hears the automatic doors slide into place behind her.*
DJ: I knew you'd come.
*He turns to face Aurora. Aurora gasps to see Dictator Jimmy, his face freshly shaved and hair newly cut and combed.*
Aurora: What the hell? You shaved? Well I'm done
*She turns and leaves*
DJ: WTF?

~Crys~

[Mara=^.^=]

OMG I laughed so hard


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

At which one? Mine or Crys's? Or both, for that matter?? Think I did well on it??

[Mara=^.^=]

Em, don't fish for compliments.

And I'm laughing at everyone's. They're all hilarious.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Zoey <3]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

I love reading these

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Em, don't fish for compliments.

And I'm laughing at everyone's. They're all hilarious.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Sorry, Mara. I wasn't meaning to... They are ALL pretty hilarious!!

[curiochibi]

-comes trotting in a week later, looks around at seemingly abandoned topic-

Okay...here goes nothing.

APRIL: *over Aurora's wrist communicator* Retiring to your quarters so early, Aurora?
AURORA: It's nothing personal, April. I just need some alone time is all.
APRIL: All right. Good night, Aurora.
AURORA: 'night, April.

*Aurora presses a button on the communicator, and the conversation ends. She sits on the edge of her bed for a moment, staring at the curtain that hides the wall before her. A few moments pass before Aurora stands and pulls aside the curtain, revealing the infamous wall of pictures and information pertaining to Dictator Jimmy. She scans the corkboard, then unpins two photos. One is a faded and tattered Polaroid; the 5th grade class picture that she brought with her from Earth. The other is a picture of the Dictator when he was approximately 18 years old. She holds them both in her hands, side-by-side, as if comparing them.*

AURORA: *half-whispering, half-singing to herself as she looks at the class picture* I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi! Baby there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be your papa, paparazzi!

*Aurora jumps up and stands on her bed, dropping the class picture on the floor and devoting her attention to the 18-year-old Dictator trapped in the glossy photograph*

AURORA: *voice getting louder*

Promise I'll be kind,
but I won't stop until that boy is mine!
Baby you'll be famous, chase ya down until y---

APRIL: *through the wrist communicator* AURORA!
AURORA: *thoroughly annoyed that her karaoke session has been interrupted* What?!
APRIL: Could you maybe tone down your stalker song a bit? You're upsetting Loof-Loof.

*Aurora plops down on her bed, pouting like a bratty schoolgirl. She glares at the photo of DJ, as if it's all his fault April overheard her.*

AURORA: *points at the picture accusingly, growling* One day, I will get you, you scruffy sonuva...

*She rolls to the edge of the bed and hops to her feet, preparing to pin the photo back on the corkboard.*

AURORA: *planting a kiss on the photo*...bitchin' studmuffin.



Is Aurora a stalker? As we like to say in Minnesota, you betcha

If you don't get the singing bit, watch this video: "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga


-walks out of topic, giggling maniacally behind her hands-


=Jessi=

[Zoey <3]

Jessi, That was Bitchin! I approve!

[okmeamithinknow]

-comes trotting in a week later, looks around at seemingly abandoned topic-

Okay...here goes nothing.

APRIL: *over Aurora's wrist communicator* Retiring to your quarters so early, Aurora?
AURORA: It's nothing personal, April. I just need some alone time is all.
APRIL: All right. Good night, Aurora.
AURORA: 'night, April.

*Aurora presses a button on the communicator, and the conversation ends. She sits on the edge of her bed for a moment, staring at the curtain that hides the wall before her. A few moments pass before Aurora stands and pulls aside the curtain, revealing the infamous wall of pictures and information pertaining to Dictator Jimmy. She scans the corkboard, then unpins two photos. One is a faded and tattered Polaroid; the 5th grade class picture that she brought with her from Earth. The other is a picture of the Dictator when he was approximately 18 years old. She holds them both in her hands, side-by-side, as if comparing them.*

AURORA: *half-whispering, half-singing to herself as she looks at the class picture* I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi! Baby there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be your papa, paparazzi!

*Aurora jumps up and stands on her bed, dropping the class picture on the floor and devoting her attention to the 18-year-old Dictator trapped in the glossy photograph*

AURORA: *voice getting louder*

Promise I'll be kind,
but I won't stop until that boy is mine!
Baby you'll be famous, chase ya down until y---

APRIL: *through the wrist communicator* AURORA!
AURORA: *thoroughly annoyed that her karaoke session has been interrupted* What?!
APRIL: Could you maybe tone down your stalker song a bit? You're upsetting Loof-Loof.

*Aurora plops down on her bed, pouting like a bratty schoolgirl. She glares at the photo of DJ, as if it's all his fault April overheard her.*

AURORA: *points at the picture accusingly, growling* One day, I will get you, you scruffy sonuva...

*She rolls to the edge of the bed and hops to her feet, preparing to pin the photo back on the corkboard.*

AURORA: *planting a kiss on the photo*...bitchin' studmuffin.



Is Aurora a stalker? As we like to say in Minnesota, you betcha

If you don't get the singing bit, watch this video: "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga


-walks out of topic, giggling maniacally behind her hands-


=Jessi=

Win. You're my new best friend!

~Crys~

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

FS: I'm sorry, Libby, but I'm leaving you for Dictator Jimmy. I can't help myself... I mean, those gorgeous, deep blue eyes are just so-...
FL: If that's how you wanna be, Sheen, then FINE!! I always knew you'd turn against me and become GAY for the Dictator!!! *runs off crying hysterically*

[curiochibi]

Win. You're my new best friend!

~Crys~

8D



=Jessi=

[N!no]

LOL THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SORRY

*Meanwhile, On Planet Gorlock*
GHOST NAV: Look, Lee. I know we didn't get along...and I kicked you off that cliff that one time...but you have to speed up these plans and help April and Aurora!
LEE: Why should I trust you?
GHOST NAV: Because...I'm...dead?
LEE: *laughs* You fool!
*Lee jumps up, revealing a long purple cape*
LEE: I have been working for the Dictator this whole time! You naive scoundrels could not even fathom shy, weak Lee being against you! Now we have the technology and plans to take over this insignificant Planet! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
GHOST NAV: *pauses* ...Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was fantastic XD omg
I can't stop laughing!

[N!no]

-comes trotting in a week later, looks around at seemingly abandoned topic-

Okay...here goes nothing.

APRIL: *over Aurora's wrist communicator* Retiring to your quarters so early, Aurora?
AURORA: It's nothing personal, April. I just need some alone time is all.
APRIL: All right. Good night, Aurora.
AURORA: 'night, April.

*Aurora presses a button on the communicator, and the conversation ends. She sits on the edge of her bed for a moment, staring at the curtain that hides the wall before her. A few moments pass before Aurora stands and pulls aside the curtain, revealing the infamous wall of pictures and information pertaining to Dictator Jimmy. She scans the corkboard, then unpins two photos. One is a faded and tattered Polaroid; the 5th grade class picture that she brought with her from Earth. The other is a picture of the Dictator when he was approximately 18 years old. She holds them both in her hands, side-by-side, as if comparing them.*

AURORA: *half-whispering, half-singing to herself as she looks at the class picture* I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, papa, paparazzi! Baby there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be your papa, paparazzi!

*Aurora jumps up and stands on her bed, dropping the class picture on the floor and devoting her attention to the 18-year-old Dictator trapped in the glossy photograph*

AURORA: *voice getting louder*

Promise I'll be kind,
but I won't stop until that boy is mine!
Baby you'll be famous, chase ya down until y---

APRIL: *through the wrist communicator* AURORA!
AURORA: *thoroughly annoyed that her karaoke session has been interrupted* What?!
APRIL: Could you maybe tone down your stalker song a bit? You're upsetting Loof-Loof.

*Aurora plops down on her bed, pouting like a bratty schoolgirl. She glares at the photo of DJ, as if it's all his fault April overheard her.*

AURORA: *points at the picture accusingly, growling* One day, I will get you, you scruffy sonuva...

*She rolls to the edge of the bed and hops to her feet, preparing to pin the photo back on the corkboard.*

AURORA: *planting a kiss on the photo*...bitchin' studmuffin.



Is Aurora a stalker? As we like to say in Minnesota, you betcha

If you don't get the singing bit, watch this video: "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga


-walks out of topic, giggling maniacally behind her hands-


=Jessi=

Good grief! where did u get that idea XD
pretty hilarious indeed

[Mara=^.^=]

One day, I will get you, you scruffy sonuva...

...bitchin' studmuffin.

I laughed so hard I choked on my blueberry juice.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

I'm really, REALLY sorry, but...


**As they near the main control room, Future Sheen and Future Libby stop briefly to check the next hallway for danger. Libby peers around the corner, searching for enemies, and Future Sheen hangs back, fidgeting. At last he works up the courage to break the silence**
FUTURE SHEEN: Libby, I...there's something I have to tell you.
FUTURE LIBBY: What is it, Sheen?
**He turns away and leans against the wall, resting his forehead in the crook of his arm**
FUTURE SHEEN: You know all those experiments the Dictator performed on me? Well, they had other effects, besides just the superstrength and the clawed arm. Those experiments, they....did things to me.
FUTURE LIBBY: What kinds of things?
**He pushes his face harder against his forearm**
FUTURE SHEEN: Horrible things. It took away things that I should have, and gave me things that I shouldn't. It changed me, Libby - changed me from the inside out.
**She lays a re-assuring hand on his shoulder**
FUTURE LIBBY: (gently) Whatever it is, Sheen, you can tell me. I promise I won't judge you.
FUTURE SHEEN: Really?
FUTURE LIBBY: Cross my heart.
FUTURE SHEEN: (sniffling) OK...
**He turns back around to face her**
FUTURE SHEEN: The truth is, Libby, I...have three penises.
FUTURE LIBBY: o_O

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[J/C AVA]

Pssh!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

That was just...WHOA!!!