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[J/C AVA]

*Shortly after Aurora's capture and subsequent release, in his command center the great and mighty Dictator James Neutron sits in a ergonomically designed chair, replaying recent video footage from one of his prisoner's cells, and sips on a protein shake. Future Carl hovers at the entryway of the room, silently wincing at crucial parts. The dictator chuckles darkly to himself as the scene cuts to black. Finally gathering his courage after the hundred and eleven repeat of the recording, Future Carl speaks his mind.*

FC: J-j-j-jimmy, aren't you scared that Aurora will try to get revenge?

DJ: Of course not. This fortress is well sealed. Not even if she had help would she be able to break in. Besides, I have something planned.

*The dictator waves a hand dismissively over one shoulder and presses the button to play the video for a 112th time.*

FC: But you don't want to get compla...

*DJ turns and sings*

DJ: Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, Aurora
could be watching us

FC: [spoken] She can't be, she's gone!
andthecouncilmay...

DJ: You think that's stopped our plans before?
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
She may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!

Robot Minions:
Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!

*Future Carl slowly backs out of the room, leaving the Dictator to his plan making*

~Crys~

Crys, you're my hero!!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Crys, that is TOO good!! I approve!

[Pigquet3]

*Shortly after Aurora's capture and subsequent release, in his command center the great and mighty Dictator James Neutron sits in a ergonomically designed chair, replaying recent video footage from one of his prisoner's cells, and sips on a protein shake. Future Carl hovers at the entryway of the room, silently wincing at crucial parts. The dictator chuckles darkly to himself as the scene cuts to black. Finally gathering his courage after the hundred and eleven repeat of the recording, Future Carl speaks his mind.*

FC: J-j-j-jimmy, aren't you scared that Aurora will try to get revenge?

DJ: Of course not. This fortress is well sealed. Not even if she had help would she be able to break in. Besides, I have something planned.

*The dictator waves a hand dismissively over one shoulder and presses the button to play the video for a 112th time.*

FC: But you don't want to get compla...

*DJ turns and sings*

DJ: Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, Aurora
could be watching us

FC: [spoken] She can't be, she's gone!
andthecouncilmay...

DJ: You think that's stopped our plans before?
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
She may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!

Robot Minions:
Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!

*Future Carl slowly backs out of the room, leaving the Dictator to his plan making*

~Crys~

Ahhhhh, singing robot minions. That is so what I want for Christmas now!

I also LOL'd much at the drinking of a protein shake.


Great job, Crys. Hilarious! Your cleverness and humor hasn't yet ceased to amaze me. I wonder if it ever will. Maybe about 10...or 20 years from now. We shall see.






Pigquet

[curiochibi]

I laughed so hard I choked on my blueberry juice.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

LAWL.





=Jessi=

[Macey]

*DJ enters a dark room*
DJ: Phew! Torturing is hard work. Time for me to get some ole' shut-eye.
*he pauses, seeing a familiar chair in his room, a large but beaten-up desktop in front of it*
DJ: *whispering* My God. I know this place. It's my lab but... not. *he moves toward the chair* My old lab. It's been restored. Like on earth.
*he reaches down to feel the chair, as a voice enters his head*
JIMMY'S VOICE: Brain Blasssssst!
DJ: It's all just as I remember it.... but... who did this? What happened to my room?! Where's my bed? Where are my things?!
VOICE: I thought you'd like it this way...
*FC, in a corner, shuffles to turn around*
DJ: Carl?
FC: *in monotone* Yes. It is I. Carl Wheezer. From Earth.
DJ: You did this? But why?
FC: To remind you of who you are. And to bring you a warning.
DJ: A word of warning? ...what?
*FC slowly approaches DJ*
FC: The warning is...
*there is a long pause as FC stares DJ down. Walking over slowly, he suddenly grabs his shirt*
FC: Stop being a douchebag! It's totally going to backfire!
DJ: Damn it, Carl, I don't have time for this!
FC: *softly* Why'd you do that to Sheen, Jimmy?
DJ: Damn it, Carl! It had to be done!
FC: Is it your destiny to not only be the first, but the worst?
DJ: Damn it, Carl! Sacrifices have to be made!
FC: But at what cost? Are you willing to let down the people that got you here? Your robots? Goddard?!
DJ: Damn IT! Carl! The dictator does not give people expectations. *walks away*
FC: He did once. He was loyal, and strong, and not an assmuncher! Remember your roots, Jimmy. Remember your roots!
DJ: Damn it, Carl! My roots are here! In this ship! And if I can't have it... no one can.
*DJ almost walks into a wall as he tries to leave, and then walks out the door*
FC: *shouting* You're a fool, Jimmy! A damn fool! You cannot change your destiny! You can only choose to meet it! ...And you will fail.


(...explanation at 11:40 here.)

[fierysue]

DICTATOR: There is nothing left for you Aurora, understand? No hope, no future. No heaven or hell. Just me.

**He moves in closer, and the conversation assumes a whole new tone**

DICTATOR: Just me…

AURORA: So I won't hesitate no more, no more. It cannot wait; I'm sure... There's no need to complicate; our time is short. This is our fate, I'm yours.

(I'll be sad if you didn't guess the reference to RL that I made. Not quite funny, but considering how the scene played out in Chapter 40, I'm pretty sure this never will happen. Can you actually imagine Aurora saying "I'm yours" to DJ after everything that has happened so far?)