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[Mara=^.^=]

Since we've all been reminiscing so fondly about the old "stuff that would never happen in TOSOT" contest, I thought...why not bring it back from the grave? I'm sure the story has progressed enough since then to give people all sorts of fodder for new material.

So, have at it! Dazzle us with your ridiculousness and perversion! You can post a 5 page short story, a simple exchange between two characters, a hilarious narration, a description of something, a quick doodle, a comic strip...whatever tickles your fancy. Heck, you can even make the characters appear on the Jerry Springer Show if you want to. The more outrageous, the better.

Heeeeere we go!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself. I'm really immature





~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

This probably isn't as outrageous as the Jerry Springer show, but here goes:

Timmy Turner suddenly popping up and wishing that everything in that universe went back to the way it was before Jimmy was sprayed with megalomanium, but still keeping the current time.

Em, you have to actually write out the script, not just suggest a scenario.

Example:

DICTATOR JIMMY: You know, all this fighting is starting to get really old. Let's have a teaparty!
AURORA: OK!
DJ: I call the pink cups!




~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Oh, I get it now!!!

Jimmy: Here's the antidote, DJ. *hands it to him*
DJ: Thank you! *gulps down*
AURORA:

[Zoey <3]

Ok, Well I pretty much suck at things like this, but I'll give it a try..

Aurora, and the kids have finally found DJ. The Kids are behind Aurota, Nervously waiting to see what would happen next. Aurora and DJ's eyes meet. Aurora glares at DJ with cold eyes, while DJ smirks at Aurora. Finally Aurora speaks.

Aurora : I Finally found you, and I waited so long to fight you. I'll let you make the first move...

DJ: *Laughs* You think I'm going to fight you! Oh please! I'm way to good looking for that.

Aurora: What!? But You have to! I didn't come all this way for nothing!

DJ: Hmm..Your right. * Looks around, then suddenly sees Carl cleaning." Ha! Igor! Go fight Aurora!

Igor: What?!

DJ: Yes! Go fight Aurora while I take a nap. Wake me when its over, and bring me some green tea! *Walks away*

Igore/Aurora/Kids :


haha Its not good, but I tried. *shrugs*

[Kaz]

Aurora: Any last words?

DJ: Yes *breaks into a rendition of YMCA complete with actions*

Cindy (looking at Jimmy): This explains so much.

[J/C AVA]

I never took part in the first one, so I figured - screw it!

DJ: *Lying on the ground* A-a-aurora.

Aurora: ?

DJ: Come... closer...

*Aurora leans over DJ*

DJ: There's.. something.. I've always.. wanted.. to tell you...

Aurora: Is it that you've always seen me as your lovely wedded wife because no other woman would make you feel "complete" due to your cold, heartless exterior and your emotionless inner...

DJ: ..... *In a fast robotic voice* You must construct additional pylons!

xP

Aurora:

[sam-ely-ember]

Aurora: Any last words?

DJ: Yes *breaks into a rendition of YMCA complete with actions*

Cindy (looking at Jimmy): This explains so much.

Okay, I lol'ed XDDDD like a lot. Kaz, you made my day.




~Ely :3

[Mara=^.^=]

Pedro, Krista and I LOL'd SOOOOOO hard.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Beks]

Aurora crouched near the metallic wall, poised to strike. With a jerk of his right arm, DJ threw a blast of bright blue fire toward her. She dodged it easily, and the blast instead contacted with the wall, causing the center to melt rapidly to the floor in a molten puddle. Aurora and DJ heard a scream and scrambling behind the wall and looked through the hole to see FL and FS hurrying to put their clothes back on.

FL: Don't mind us!

FS: Yeah, carry on with your epic battle and stuff! Nothing to see here!

Aurora and DJ glanced at each other for a second, shrugged at the same time, and then lunged at each other, screaming profanities once more.

[Zoey <3]

Hahahaha Bek! You Win...A cookie!

[curiochibi]

Aurora: Any last words?

DJ: Yes *breaks into a rendition of YMCA complete with actions*

Cindy (looking at Jimmy): This explains so much.

My cat came running into the room looking rather startled because I'd fallen on the floor laughing maniacally

Aurora crouched near the metallic wall, poised to strike. With a jerk of his right arm, DJ threw a blast of bright blue fire toward her. She dodged it easily, and the blast instead contacted with the wall, causing the center to melt rapidly to the floor in a molten puddle. Aurora and DJ heard a scream and scrambling behind the wall and looked through the hole to see FL and FS hurrying to put their clothes back on.

FL: Don't mind us!

FS: Yeah, carry on with your epic battle and stuff! Nothing to see here!

Aurora and DJ glanced at each other for a second, shrugged at the same time, and then lunged at each other, screaming profanities once more.

YESH!



=Jessi=

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Aurora: *throws green flames onto DJ*

DJ: *runs away from her screaming with hands high over his head, entire body ablaze* Okay, OKAY!! You WIN, YOU WIN!!! Just toss me the antidote!!

Haha! Chicken!!

[Macey]

LOL THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SORRY

*Meanwhile, On Planet Gorlock*
GHOST NAV: Look, Lee. I know we didn't get along...and I kicked you off that cliff that one time...but you have to speed up these plans and help April and Aurora!
LEE: Why should I trust you?
GHOST NAV: Because...I'm...dead?
LEE: *laughs* You fool!
*Lee jumps up, revealing a long purple cape*
LEE: I have been working for the Dictator this whole time! You naive scoundrels could not even fathom shy, weak Lee being against you! Now we have the technology and plans to take over this insignificant Planet! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
GHOST NAV: *pauses* ...Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth.

[RocksmySocks]

LOL THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SORRY

*Meanwhile, On Planet Gorlock*
GHOST NAV: Look, Lee. I know we didn't get along...and I kicked you off that cliff that one time...but you have to speed up these plans and help April and Aurora!
LEE: Why should I trust you?
GHOST NAV: Because...I'm...dead?
LEE: *laughs* You fool!
*Lee jumps up, revealing a long purple cape*
LEE: I have been working for the Dictator this whole time! You naive scoundrels could not even fathom shy, weak Lee being against you! Now we have the technology and plans to take over this insignificant Planet! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
GHOST NAV: *pauses* ...Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth.

Macey, I think this might be my favorite. I lol'd so much. Holy cow.

[Kaz]

LOL THIS IS TERRIBLE I'M SORRY

*Meanwhile, On Planet Gorlock*
GHOST NAV: Look, Lee. I know we didn't get along...and I kicked you off that cliff that one time...but you have to speed up these plans and help April and Aurora!
LEE: Why should I trust you?
GHOST NAV: Because...I'm...dead?
LEE: *laughs* You fool!
*Lee jumps up, revealing a long purple cape*
LEE: I have been working for the Dictator this whole time! You naive scoundrels could not even fathom shy, weak Lee being against you! Now we have the technology and plans to take over this insignificant Planet! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
GHOST NAV: *pauses* ...Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth.

Mace, I love you lol XD

[Mara=^.^=]

At Pig's behest:

The aquamarine waves rippled gently, caressing the powder-fine white sand which wrapped around the island's edges like a lover's embrace. The day was ending - long shadows swayed beside every palm trunk and crept from each marooned conch shell on the beach. Dictator Jimmy was seated beneath one such palm tree, tugging absently on the fibrous strands of a coconut shell as he formulated a plot to escape this deserted island. Cursed Aurora! That's what he got for letting her sit on his lap and drive the spaceship. Left behind, on a deserted isle, on an uninhabited planet! It was insupportable.
No matter, he thought at last, tossing the coconut shell out of reach. 2 hours and he'd have built a perfectly space-worthy vessel and left behind this god-forsaken paradise. He stood resolutely, his mind whirling with a hundred different escape plots, when all of the sudden something caught his attention on the far end of the beach. As that something moved closer, Dictator Jimmy realized that it was a young woman, clad in a tattered, ethereal dress. At first, he thought it was Aurora coming to apologize, but a closer inspection revealed a pale wisp of a girl with dark flowing hair, fragile, graceful limbs, and blood red lips. She came to a stop several yards away, her tangled locks blowing in the sea breeze.
"Who are you?" asked the Dictator.
"Um, Bella Swan," she answered in a gentle, cooing voice - a voice that was as yet unsure of its seductive power. She smiled shyly, gazing down at her bare toes.
"Very well then. Goodbye, Bella Swan." He pulled out a blaster weapon and shot her without batting an eye. Scratching his stubble-covered chin, the Dictator turned back to the task at hand. "Now, where was I? Ah, right...the propulsion system..."

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

SO much win, Mara, SO much win!!

[Zoey <3]

Marry me DJ!!!! (ha thats probably a bad idea)

[RocksmySocks]

Marry me DJ!!!! (ha thats probably a bad idea)

*shoots Zoey*