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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Well, of course you know what happened in real life, but not in the story. haha)

Me: Well, there's really no way for me to explain it in just 5 minutes or less... But I will gladly make the attempt. Long story short, an argument between these 2 *glances first at Jimmy, then Cindy* ends up getting us all warped to this dimension; some uncalled-for messing with a few gadgets cause us some minor embarrassment, not to mention this lovely little blessing; our humiliation is relieved when we find these awesome futuristic jumpsuits we're currently wearing; we find an alien ship that eventually transports us from the deserted planet we were previously on to this current one; the girls and guys are assigned to separate yet remarkably futuristic rooms that use programmable matter that takes the shape of anything one desires; and a time-warping vortex draws my attention, with me accidentally getting exposed to it and it warping the time ONLY around myself that unexpectedly set me close to my due date; and a while later, I have little Stephanie here. *pulls the sheets over my chest so I can feed her* And yes, you may hold her when I'm through feeding her, Megan. How long did that take me?

*checks his watch* Approximately 10 minutes...

Timmy: Sheesh, what a chatterbox!

Tell me about it...

[~~Megan~~]

Me: *still hovering around baby Stephanie* Okay...I guess that sort of explains things...

Libby: What are YOU doing here, Megan? Explain that.

Me: Oh, well I poofed around, here and there, ended up studying child development of different alien cultures. I haven't seen you guys since I was in high school!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Now that makes a bit more clear, I think...

Well, if by "poof", you mean "teleported"... It's good to have you here, then.

Wow, Cindy being happy. Now that's a once-in-a-blue-moon kinda thing!

Hey, I can JUST as easily be mean, Ultra-Freak!! *wields her fist in his face*

*shields his face with his hands* Hey, what did I do?!

Me: Now, knock it off, you 2! I'm setting Stephanie down for a nap now... PAT, a newborn-sized crib, if you please.

PAT: Certainly, Emily. Already done. *an adorable crib shows up next to the main bed within moments, complete with guardrails, soft padding, sheets, blankets, pillows, and toys*

Me: *places Stephanie, who's already dozing off, gently into the crib and covers her up* Megan, I believe holding her will have to wait until she's done with her nap... I hope you don't mind.

Em, she's beautiful... *gently caresses her tiny chin*

Me: Isn't she, though??

I hate to interrupt this, I really do, but Neutron and I have some unfinished business to attend to... *grabs his wrist, Age-Changer in her other hand*

[~~Megan~~]

Me: I'm guessing they're going through some issues right now. *glances meaningfully at the baby*

Libby: *rolls eyes* Girl, you have NO idea.

Sheen: It's been crazy insane!

Me: SHEEN. Dude, give me a high five. I miss our shenanigans. *we high five*

Sheen: My sister is still a brat!! Even that butt-kicking you gave her couldn't fix her.

Libby: Nothing can fix an Estevez. XD

Emily: Huh? What are you guys talking about?

Me: Oh, um. Okay. So I'm a poofer, right? I'm reality's way of balancing the levels of entropy in the universe. I can basically do whatever I want. *snaps*

*Carl's hair turns blue*

Timmy: HA! Look at Carl's hair!!

Carl: Oh no, what did she do this time?

Me: *gigglesnort* Lol nothing Carl. Anyway, I've been on more than a few adventures with Jimmy and the gang. The last time we were together, Evil Jimmy escaped from the dark matter dimension, kidnapped me, and hypnotized me into being his servant. After I was rescued by Jimmy and co., EJ teamed up with Sheen's little sister, who was also a poofer, and tried to destroy me.

Sheen: Man, she took my sis DOWN.

Me: Yeah, pretty much. I had to take away Catalina's poofer powers for good. Then there was a stereotypical end-of-fic dance, and we all lived happily ever after. I even managed to squeeze in some good ol' J/C.

Emily: ... *has drifted off for a much needed nap*

Me: Poor dear. Hey, who wants to get out of this place and have some fun?

Carl: We can't!! We're stuck here. That scary Grudon guy won't let us leave!

Me: Hello, I'm a poofer? Anyway, there's a pretty sweet planet called Azonia I've been meaning to check out a few solar systems over. No sentient species to worry about, plus some gorgeous mountains, beaches, waterfalls, and a huge plain that's just begging for some awesome poof additions.

Libby: I think we should wait for Jimmy and Cindy to get their stuff sorted out before we go anywhere.

Wanda: Not to mention Emily needs some time to recover!

Me: Well I've got access to the entire city, but even my poofer powers can't authorize you guys. What do you want to do until then?

[~~Megan~~]

(If you want to, a lot of the events I refer to are in this story, which I believe you used to read once upon a time Anyway, if you're interested. It's a short eight chapters long. I've got a lot of history with the gang in my own head.)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(No, that's fine. I'll just take your word for it. XD)

*meanwhile*

Cindy, what are you doing? Let go of me!

You did say we were gonna finish this earlier, didn't you?!

I think so...

Then let's get this over with! *drags him into the opposite room; once they're alone, she uses the device to make him 11 again* There. Now I can focus on what I was gonna say... *blushes, HARD*

Which is...?? And are you blushing, Cindy?!

*bites her lip slightly* I am NOT...

Yes, you are. Now what was it you wanted to tell me??

Well, I kinda, sorta... Um, well...I sort of l-l-li-... *voice in her head: ON with it, girl!! None of this "I like you" nonsense; tell him how you REALLY feel about him!* Alright, fine. I admit it! I adore you, Jimmy!! There, I said it. What do you think of me now? *twiddles her foot while looking at the floor*

I- I- I'm speechless!! I- I honestly don't know what to say...

*slowly leans forward, taking a seat on the floor with him* Well, I hope you're not speechless after, well, uh... this.

Wha-? *before he can even finish saying the word, her lips meet his; thinks* Wow! So this is how she really feels about me... *lets go after a few moments; spoken* Whoa, Cindy...! I didn't think you ever had the courage to do that!

I'm just glad that... *blushes and laughs to herself* ...we finally got that out in the open now... Now, be honest. Do you feel the same way about me??

To be completely honest with you, I always have... ever since you moved to Retroville and I laid eyes on you... *flushes deeply*

I had no idea, Jimmy. I'm so glad we're finally on the same page now...

So am I, Cindy...

Me: *pops her head through the automatic door separating the 2 rooms* THERE you 2 are!! Can you seriously not hear that?! Stephanie won't stop crying, no matter how many times I try to comfort her!! She won't take milk or her pacifier!

*jumps up to his feet in shock, same with Cindy* Pukin' PLUTO!! We're on it! Lemme see that, Cindy!

*hands him his Age-Changer* Here. Now let's hurry!

*zaps himself, then rushes in with the 2 girls close behind him*

[~~Megan~~]

(Are they really still 11? I think it would make more sense to make them about 13 or 14. Still really young, but with some experience behind them. Also it would make the baby thing less creepy and easier to handle for poor Jimmy.)

Sheen: WILL SOMEONE SHUT THE BABY UP?!?

Me: *rocking Stephanie* Em, I told you, it can take a few days for a baby to get the hang of latching on. It's nothing to panic about.

Emily: *fretting* But Stephanie is special! She's way smarter than any other baby!!

Me: *soothing, as I hand the baby back to Emily* Look. Just because she knows what to do, doesn't mean she doesn't have to practice. Just take some time with her, help her latch on, and you both will be fine. I changed her while you grabbed Jimmy and Cindy.

Emily: *rocks Stephanie and frets some more*

Stephanie: *cries*

Jimmy: What Megan says is right, Emily. There are lots of things that babies need to practice.

Timmy: JUST MAKE THE BABY STOP CRYING!!!

Me: *sticks a giant pacifier in Timmy's mouth* There. You happy?

Sheen: *as an aside to Carl* She never did like Timmy much, did she?

Cindy: *looking miserable as Jimmy fawns over Stephanie* Will you two put a sock in it?!

Me: *snaps* I have an idea.

*a doorway pops up on the opposite side of the room*

Me: *ushers Emily in* Em, here's a cozy little soundproof room for you to relax in and try to get Steph latched on. Jimmy, honestly, you don't need to be an adult anymore. I got this.

Jimmy: But...but I'm the father!!

Me: The longer you're an adult, the more responsibility you're going to feel for this. Emily's a big girl, she can handle herself. After we get home, we're all going to our home universes. Until next time, of course. Remember, time passes very differently in our universe than in yours.

Jimmy: *zaps himself back to a kid* Wow...so which universe will Stephanie go to?

Me: *frowns* Probably with Emily. I wouldn't be surprised if she came to Retroville a lot, when y'all are older, though.

Libby: I just checked on Emily. She finally got Steph to nurse.

Me: Well, as soon as she's got the baby settled, I'm taking all of you to Azonia!

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(Yeah, let's make them that age, and say they were the entire time. )

Timmy: *spits it out* PUH!! BLECH! Yuck!!! I'm not a baby!!

Oh, yeah. You're right; you're not, Timmy. Carl is. *laughs*

I am NOT!! You are!!

No, you!

NO, you!!

No, YOU!!

Timmy: *in unison with Cindy* WILL YOU 2 SISSIES SHUT UP?!?!

[~~Megan~~]

Me: *scowls* I can't stand this anymore. Wanda, Cosmo, please take Timmy home.

Wanda: We can't make him do something he doesn't want to!

Me: *deceptively cheerful* Yes, but I can make him want to leave!

Timmy: *eyes me warily* That chick scares me.

Me: I should.

Jimmy: Turner, there really isn't any reason for you to stick around. I can get the rest of us home just fine. And if I can't, Megan can.

Me: But I won't. What's the fun in that? Oh, Wanda, say hi to Poof for me!!

Wanda: Sure thing, sweetheart!

Timmy: Guys, let's go home! *poofs out with Wanda and Cosmo*

Cindy: I'll go check on Emily and see if she's ready to go. The sooner we get off this planet the better.

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Me: *hears a knock* Huh? Who's there?? Please keep it down, I finally got her fed and burped, so she's asleep, now...

[~~Megan~~]

Cindy: Hi, uh, Emily?

Emily: Yeah, Cindy?

Cindy: *awkwardly* Um, Megan's gonna get us off this planet. To go somewhere nicer. Azonia I think she said? Anyway. Are you ready to go?

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Me: Yeah, *yawns* finally... She's a stubborn little girl, aren't you, sweetie? *kisses her lightly on her tiny forehead, so as not to disturb her* Just like someone else I know. *laughs softly* There's just one problem, though... *gets up from her seat, still cradling Stephanie in her arms*

What's that?

Me: I've no supplies for a diaper bag, bottles, diapers, wipes, etc... Nor do I have a bag to keep it all in...

[~~Megan~~]

Me: *poking my head in* No prob, Emily!! *poofs a fully stocked, stylish diaper bag* Are you ready to get this show on the road?!

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Me: *accepts it* Thanks! Let's get moving, then!

Finally!! I swear, we've been in this dump for YEARS!!

Sheen, we've only been here a couple days...

Felt like years to me!

[~~Megan~~]

Me: *cracks knuckles* Alright everyone, this will only take a second. Emily, close your eyes if you want. This might be a little disconcerting. *snaps*

*poof*

Jimmy: Leapin' leptons!!!

*Azonia is a veritable Eden. The gang stands upon a milky white beach, white fingers trailing into a deep blue lake. Ruins can be seen like teeth in the center of the water. A few hundred yards away from the beach is a lush forest. To the north the land curves and rises, a river darting through sloping hills and down from distant mountains. An enormous waterfall can be seen from miles away. The air is light and warm, disturbed only by a cool breeze, and clouds pebble the blue-violet sky. An orange sun hangs high, and two pale moons can be seen to the east.*

Sheen: Holy Ultralord!

Cindy: I'll say! How did you find this planet, Megan??

Me: *shrugs* I created it on accident, a long time ago. I recently discovered its existence, and I've been meaning to check it out. It seems like the civilization died out a long time ago.

Jimmy: Wow! Civilization? There's an untold wealth of information to be found!

Me: Um, not really. I know everything about this place. Just ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll make it up and it will be true anyways.

Jimmy: Where is the capitol city?

Me: Renoi. About fifty miles to the northeast.

Carl: What kind of food did they eat?

Me: *rolls eyes* I don't care about this okay? Who cares about the past, we're here now! What do you guys want to do?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Ya know, ages 13 and 14 are usually when kids just start to hit puberty a bit, even more so in later years, so hormones are probably gonna start raging before too long with the kids... Just thought I'd "warn" you beforehand.)

[~~Megan~~]

(Lol yeah, I remember THAT stage of life all too well...and Jimmy and Cindy are gonna be all "shy new couple but not really because we don't want everyone to make fun of us" and that will be amusing...anyway it's your turn! Let's get this rp on the road!)

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Me: This is LOVELY!! Is there a remote beach house somewhere we could settle down in? I need a place to raise Stephanie, and the rest of us have had quite an adventure with warping, experiments gone haywire, exploring new worlds, and the birth of a child... I could use a rest... Say, is there a baby harness in this thing I can use to hold her while leaving my arms free? *searches through diaper bag with one hand while supporting Stephanie carefully in the other*

[~~Megan~~]

Me: *snaps and a few quaint little cottages appear at the edge of the woods* There's a sling in one of the side pockets. You wear it over one shoulder and tuck her inside against your chest.

(example)

Sheen: Man, that water looks great!!

Carl: But we still don't have any swimsuits...and I don't want to get into THAT situation again...

Me: Dudes, there's some in the cabins. One for Emily and Stephanie, one for the boys, one for the girls. Y'all have had plenty of excitement for the past few days I'm sure, so an afternoon of relaxation should be just what you need. One thing though...try not to get too close to the ruins. There's a reason they're ruins.

Cindy: And why is that?

Me: It's a long story. And you should know from experience that just because I'm omni-powerful doesn't mean that crap can't hit the fan. *helps Emily slip Stephanie into the sling*

Jimmy: I don't know about you guys, but I'm going swimming! *races off to the cabins*

Sheen: Right behind you!

Libby: Sounds like fun to me!

Emily: I think I'll just rest.

Me: You need it. This has been way too much excitement for a woman who just got out of labor. You should still be in bed for heaven's sake!

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Me: You're right. I'll join you guys some other time... For now, Stephanie and I need some rest. *heads in the direction of her cabin* I'll see you guys later! *waves* You can come visit in a few hours, if ya want!

*a few minutes later, both groups of kids step out of their cabins, almost simultaneously*

Hey, Carl. I thought you couldn't swim!

I can't!! That's why I'm just gonna stay in the shallow water.

*laughs* What a baby! Can't even swim at age 13!!

I am NOT a baby!! And for your information, Sheen, at least I can ride a bike without training wheels, unlike YOU!

Guys, knock it OFF!!! Are we gonna have a carefree experience here or not?!

Oh, boys!! *takes on a stylish pose*

Check it out!! *lowers her shades and glances flirtatiously at Sheen*

Huh? *looks over at Libby and his jaw drops at how cute she looks* Whoa, BABY!!

If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go swim now... *saunters away happily*

Uh, Jimmy, take a gander at Cindy!! *nudges him playfully*

What are you- *turns to face Cindy and gasps* Whoa! How... enchanting!!

Hello? Earth to Jimmy and Sheen!! *walks up to them and waves her hand in front of their faces* Dang, we really got them good, Libs! *high-5's her*

*giggles* Yeah, we did! *pauses* Uh, guys?! Wake up, already!! *snaps her fingers in their faces*