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[Beks]

As the team walk down the dirt path, suddenly a loud rustling noise is heard in the bushes ahead of them, and out charges a male Flargus, during mating season in fact. His screaching call echoes through the woods as it charges toward our heroes.

[Wizard]

[Insert before the above. >8U]

"And you'll be f-far less likely to collide messily with birds!" appended Edward cheerfully.

[ssj4majuub]

I look around.
"I'm bored Anyone got any mil-HOLY CRAP!"

[Macey]

"Oh no, a Flargus!" I yelled, pulling out my arrows and jumping around to form some sort of distraction while everyone else hit the monster.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Then I see something flying overhead, but it's moving FAR too fast to be a bird of ANY kind. "Guys, LOOK! What, or WHO, is THAT?!" I cry, pointing at a figure flying downwards towards us at incredible speed.

[ssj4majuub]

I charge, yelling "FLORGASBOOOOORG".
A few minutes later, im being hauled around backwards ontop of the flargus, stunned.
"OW."

[Beks]

The figure sends a proton blast that destroys the Flargus, but when he lands, the dark figure reveals himself to be a hightech ninja.

"Fight me if you want to live!" he yells as he whips out a long sword.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Are you SUUUUUUURRRREE that's who it was?? Maybe your vision's going, or something, cuz I thought it was Mr. N himself!! Who ELSE flies at incredible speed in a straight line from the SKY, not the ground?!

[Macey]

"Aw crap!" I yelled, and started distracting said ninja.

[Beks]

(sorry Emily, the Neutron Knights is set centuries into the future...the Great Creater, as Jimmy is called in this realm, as been dead for 600+ years)

[Wizard]

Edward emitted a girly scream at the sight of the Flargus.

He emitted a second one at the sight of a ninja.

"We're dooooooomed!" he decided, flailing his arms and staggering around in a mad panic.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(sorry Emily, the Neutron Knights is set centuries into the future...the Great Creater, as Jimmy is called in this realm, as been dead for 600+ years)

AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!! I had NO idea it was in the FAR FUTURE!!!! MY mistake!! Why can't it take place in the PRESENT DAY???? :'(

[Macey]

I turned from my distracting and stared at my comrade. "C'mon, Ed! Be a man!"

[Beks]

The ninja, concentrated on attacking Anna, is suddenly thrown to the floor as The Clockwork Wizard accidently knocks him down in his panic. The ninja is unconscious.

[Macey]

"Yay Ed!" I yelled, helping Anna up. "Great job, manly man!"

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*eyes well up with tears*

[Macey]

"Daw, c'mon Anna. Couldn't have hurt that bad. You're a Neutron Knight, after all!" I smiled and patted her on the back.

[Wizard]

Edward's hysterics ended when he noticed that, for whatever reason, the ninja had quit attacking. He paused and furrowed his brows at the unconscious adversary, and then gave Macey a baffled look.

"Did... I do that?" he wondered aloud, surprised, though he supposed that'd explain the faint soreness. It was also rather unsettling to contemplate, because if the ninja had happened to have a pointy out in a certain way Edward may've very well become wizard kebab. D:

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

That's not it. I'm fine. It's just that- Forget it. It's the future, and he doesn't exist anymore.

[Macey]

"That's the spirit!" I said jumping up. "And yes Ed, you did that. Nice going!"