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[Flank]

"Flank from Queen's headquarter."

Sorry, I am not with you right now. I have a lot of very important other tasks to do. But, I will send my jet fighters to support you anytime you need it. So, you may not worry so much about getting dirty, Rachel.

(Yeah, it could be hard to beat him, he has a cape and a monocle.)

[Beks]

LOL@Flank :lol:

[Flank]

But I have the missiles! "Nodnod.'

[Beks]

Alright, I'm still trying to contact Rat Girl, but there's still a lot of static. How's your progress, Spike?

[.:!Gwen!:.]

*GETS HIS BIFOCALS ON*

>8C Let's DO THIS! *eats chips with much dramatization*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

--snatches chips--

THESE ARE LOW-SODIUM. YOU CAN'T FIGHT MONOCLES WITH LOW-SODIUM.








.:!Gwen!:.

[Beks]

Yeah, here Wiz. Here's a bag of Lay's originals

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Just to jump on the bandwagon here.



CHYA. IT'S A SNAKE. His name is Stanley and he's vegan, so don't be nervous.







.:!Gwen!:.

[Pigquet3]

Cool! Thank you. :)

Maybe I will do that.


See y'all there.
B) Pigquet

[Beks]

Cool Gwen! You look awesome! I hope that snake stays a vegen, cause Rat Girl might not take to it so easy.

[Flank]

Wow, Gwen, this is one wicked awesome outfit! It's and beautiful, and martial at the same time.

[RocksmySocks]

KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Writer Woman? Are you there?

I think I've rewired this headset correctly...

(Bad Ratty! What did Mom say about chewing on wires?)

I swear, if she wasn't so dead useful...


Anyhow, I think I am directly under the mansion. I will check in again once I find a route in.

Rat Lady out. :ahoy:

[Beks]

Very good, Rat Lady. Carry on.

Spike, how's your progress?

[Wizard]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

--snatches chips--

THESE ARE LOW-SODIUM. YOU CAN'T FIGHT MONOCLES WITH LOW-SODIUM.

YOU CAN'T!? BUGGER D8>

LOLSTANLEEEEEEEY

....does he bite :C 'cuz I got a pet magpie here and... he doesn't like getting bitten.

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH. NIFTY OUTFIT. 8D

[RocksmySocks]

Alright, I've found a storm sewer that appears to lead to Eustace's second grandest courtyard. There are patrols in the yard, but they look like they won't be much trouble.

I think the real issue of this stealth mission may be the compromising SMELL that lingers on me. *bathes in sanitizer*


KSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait, what was that about a snake? He better be well tamed when Ratty and I get back with Eustace's battle plans!


Rat Lady out. :ahoy:

[Beks]

Ok, Rat Lady. We have information that at exactly 7:30 P.M Eustace takes a luxurious bubble bath, evily of course. If you can catch him while he's still in the tub, he will surrender. I know, he'll be naked, but it's for the good of the kingdom.

[RocksmySocks]

Ok, Rat Lady. We have information that at exactly 7:30 P.M Eustace takes a luxurious bubble bath, evily of course. If you can catch him while he's still in the tub, he will surrender.  I know, he'll be naked, but it's for the good of the kingdom.

BAHAHAAHA




...Wait, you were serious?


Really? :blink:



*grits teeth* For the good of the kingdom, for the good of the kingdom! Remember that!

Hooboy. Alright. Up until 7:30, Ratty and I will do some snooping and try and swipe any plans we can find. I'll send Ratty back with them before I confront Eustace, just in case he keeps a Bazooka in the tub with him.

*gulp* You guys owe me. Big time.

Rat Lady out. :ahoy:

[Beks]

Rat Lady, look at the time beside my user name. It's past 7:30. You need to hurry!

[RocksmySocks]

#*&%*&

KSHHHHHHHHH

Stupid time zones!

*shimmies up drain pipe to third floor*

(Eustace: Ahhh, you little evil bubbles. How I enjoy crushing your souls to tiny watery bits!)

*gags*

Seriously. You guys owe me.

*hops into bathroom, crossbow aimed at Eustace's chest*

Give it up, you spoiled brat!

(Eustace: *shrieks like little girl*)

That's right. We know what you are up to. So you think you can just plan on taking over the world without anyone noticing? Well, WRONG. The Neutron Knights are here to put an end to your crazy campaign.

(Eustace: Oh, really? I don't see anyone else. Just you.)

Yeah, well, "just me", and my GUN AIMED AT YOUR CHEST! Surrender now. It's your last chance.

(Eustace: *evil chuckle* Oh, I don't think so....GUARDS!)

KSHHHHHHHHHH


*sounds of a loud skirmish* *blaster rays firing*

(Eustace: EEEEEEEEK! THERE'S A RAT IN THE BATHWATER!!!)

*massive splashing, sounds of struggles*

RATTY, NO!

*thump*

[Beks]

Ah, Rat Lady! Flank send in jets now! And Spike, make your way to Eustace's chamber, if you can. *takes off headset* I'm going in! *flies out window at super sonic speed*

[Flank]

Two Su-34 will be there in 6 minutes! But I can't hit while Rat Lady is somewhere in the castle.