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[Wizard]

8D I AM SATISFIED MOST COMPLETELY. <3

Thank 'oo, feller Neutron Knight! I'd give you wincake if I had any. D: Will this half-deflated balloon do?

[RocksmySocks]

No problemo, dear Brother in Arms!

This half deflated balloon is simply magnificent. *holds it up for Ratty to see, who then promptly bites it*

Er...I mean...this completely deflated balloon...is...well, um...at least Ratty enjoyed herself.

(Ratty: *face full of pride* :D )


-Rat Lady :ahoy:

[Beks]

Thank you, Rat Girl. Now we can get to some serious businness. Does anyone have a battle plan ready to present?

[CraazyOne]

So now our Wizard gets to have his prized monocle AAAND we get to kick Eustace's butt?!

How much more awesome could this get?!

*jumps on her hovercycle and revs it up*

Let's go!

Wait one moment... *grabs some sanitizer*

I'm gonna need this after I have to touch Eustace. *shudder*




~Rachel~

[RocksmySocks]

I guess the most immediate question is to find out what we are up against.

Do we have any stealth operatives in our ranks as of yet? We'll need someone to get close enough to Eustace and his cronies to find out just how large his army has grown, and what new weapons he has developed with his gazillions of dollars.

Whoever volunteers for this can borrow as much of Gwen and Rachel's plastic wrap as is necessary. I understand that it is asking a lot to get close to Eustace.

-Rat Lady :ahoy:

[Beks]

I propose you take up this recon mission, Rat Girl. You, I believe is the most experienced in stelth, and I also believe that you have experience in sewer navigation, if I may add.

[CraazyOne]

Wait...how 'bout this?

What if we have Ratty stake out Eustace's evil lair, while Writer Woman carefully surveys it from the air...? I'd be happy to do whatever scouting is necessary on my hovercycle; I can be stealthy when I need to be.




~Rachel~

[Beks]

I do agree that Ratty could get close enough to Eustace to overhear his conquering plans. And Ratty could maybe steal some battle plans!

[CraazyOne]

Yes! And I'd be more than happy to give Ratty a good hot bath to wash away the nasty Eustace-germs.




~Rachel~

[RocksmySocks]

I propose you take up this recon mission, Rat Girl. You, I believe is the most experienced in stelth, and I also believe that you have experience in sewer navigation, if I may add.

:P Thanks for the nomination, Writer Woman.

*sighs* Stereotypes are MOST unfortunate. Just because I am called Rat Lady and have a gigantic rat that hangs around my shoulders does NOT necessarily mean either me OR Ratty has experience transversing sewers.

...okay, well, maybe we have a tiny bit of experience...

...okay...maybe a bit more than that...

Okay fine, we have lots of experience. But it is TOTALLY UNRELATED to the fact that Ratty happens to be a rat! *coughs* I swear!



Alright! Here's what I'll need.

A map of the underground sewer systems surrounding Eustace's mansion, as well as all drainage pipes from the mansion itself.

A hefty amount of plastic wrap and sanitizer.

Clothespins for my nose.

A radio so that I may stay in contact with the Neutron Knights at HeadQuarters.

Some Yoghurt Drops.
(for Ratty! Geez, don't look at me like that!)

Also, if anyone is willing to partner up on this mission and sneak in to the mansion via the topside, I think double-teaming Eustace might be a good idea for recon, just in case one of us doesn't make it back.


-Rat Lady :ahoy:


EDIT: Thanks Rach! Ratty would definitely appreciate it!

[CraazyOne]

I'd be happy to back you up, Katie.




~Rachel~

[Wizard]

I'll sit around here and eat up our supply of potato chips and cheetos, if I've no objections. <3 We don't have any root beer, now, do we?

[RocksmySocks]

Thanks, Rachel!

Once the supplies are gathered, we can get moving!

Ratty can't wait! She really wants to get her paws on those battle plans...

(No, Ratty! You don't get to chew them up!)

[Beks]

*flies up with a pack* Alright, here's all the supplies! And there's a little surprise in the back pocket. ;)

[CraazyOne]

I'll sit around here and eat up our supply of potato chips and cheetos, if I've no objections. <3 We don't have any root beer, now, do we?

Yep, sure do! *digs some root beer out of the refrigerator*



OK, Katie! I've got enough santizer for us both! And thanks, Writer Woman! Ready to go, Rat Lady?




~Rachel~

[Wizard]

WOOHOO.

Okay, you folks have fun. Don't get blown up or anything, a'ight? Don't forget to write! D: Just a little 'Dear Wiz, miss you!' on the corner of your status reports should do just fine. C:

[RocksmySocks]

Alright, let's do this!

When we get to the sewer entrance, that's when we'll need to split up.
I'll take the low road, and you can take the high road so to speak. Best of luck getting past the security systems, Rach! I'm sure your hovercycle is packed with awesome features to help you out there.

*takes pack from Beks*

A surprise, eh?

Awesome.

Okay, let's move out.

-Rat Lady :ahoy:

EDIT: Don't worry, Wiz! We'll send you a postcard when we get there!

[CraazyOne]

Good luck, Katie!

Watch out for all those nasty guards once you get out of the sewers, too...




~Rachel~

PS Will do, Wiz! Drink some extra root beer for me, OK?

[RocksmySocks]

*pats laser crossbow*

That's what this baby is for.

*fixes it up with its silencer*


Best of luck, Rachel!

-Rat Lady :ahoy:

[Beks]

*puts on headset* alright, I'll be here monitoring your progress. You guys had trackers implanted under your skin while you were asleep two weeks ago, so I can see that Rat Girl and Ratty are at a 4 way cross in the sewer, and Rachel (I forgot your knight name) is going around 120 mph.