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[Mara=^.^=]

LOL glad you got the joke ^_^

The carrion thing was just me being silly. "Carry on" sounds like "carrion" and my mind just made the leap for no apparent reason. Most of the time my sense of humor is indecipherable to normal humans.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Chica_Andromeda]

I got the "Carry on - Carrion" thing...

[sunnstar]

LOL glad you got the joke ^_^

The carrion thing was just me being silly. "Carry on" sounds like "carrion" and my mind just made the leap for no apparent reason. Most of the time my sense of humor is indecipherable to normal humans.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

LOL

But what's a carrion?
Pff, you should meet my math teacher.

Guy in class: Liar!
Teacher: Only when I'm lying down!

For srsly!

[Mara=^.^=]

Carrion, in essence, is roadkill. Dead, rotting meat. You know, what vultures like to eat.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[loopin]

Well, isn't that a pleasent bit of information?

[gummiworld]

**gigglesnort!** gross :P

[sunnstar]

LOLX30 at last 3 posts!!

[miss.darkstar]

I'm gonna enter now!


*Aurora and DJ were taking a walk*

Aurora:*stops at GAP* OH MY GOD! GAP IS HAVING A SALE!!

DJ:*drools at the window of the store*

Aurora:Uhhh....are you k?

DJ:she's perty. Ahuh.

Aurora:the manican is not real Jimmy. You know that right?

DJ:BUT SHE IS REAL TO ME!!!

Aurora:*stares* I am going to the skirts section. They're free!

*Aurora comes out with a bunch of shopping bags. Stares at DJ who is wearing a pink mini skirt*

Aurora:Jimmy may i ask why you are wearing a pink mini skirt?

DJ:OH! Cause I was gonna buy it for my new GF Mani but when I tried it on I felt so comfortable!

Aurora:And why did you try it on?

DJ:......Cause......I wanted to!

Aurora:MY GOD!! THE PANTS UNDER MAKE IT LOOK WORSE!!! UGH!!!

DJ:Well I DONT CARE!!

Aurora:You are so weird

DJ:*crys and in a squeaky voice* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! THAT IS SO MEAN!! THE MANICAN IS NICER THAN YOU!!!!!! *blasts Aurora*

Aurora:*dogdes* Listen Dork take off the skirt and forget about the MANICAN!!

DJ:NO!!

Aurora:YES!!! *pulls on skirt*

DJ:*pulls skirt also and it rips off* LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!!! MEANY!!!! *cries*

Aurora:*stares* WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! ITS A STUPID SKIRT!!!

DJ:IT WHATS MORE THAN A SKIRT TO ME!!!

Aurora:*slaps forehead* ZOMG!!! MANDEES IS HAVING A SALE!!!

DJ:IM BUYING A NEW SKIRT!!

*a bunch of people stare at him*

DJ:WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT?!

*they walk away and Aurora runs to Mandee's. DJ takes the Manican with him and Aurora drags the Manican back. DJ cries*

Aurora:SHUT THE heck UP YOU BABY!!!! When did you go to therapist?

DJ:yesterday

Aurora:*takes cellphone out of pink purse and her dog pops out. * Oh Tiger stay in there. *opens cellphone and calls therapist* I'm making another appointment for you.

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Here is the horrible picture i drew.



I HATE MY DRAWINGS!!!

[sunnstar]

That was... random...

[Mara=^.^=]

LOL, nice picture. The winking mannequin cracks me up...

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[girlgenius123]

This isn't an entry. I just wanted to do this for fun.

DJ and Aurora: *sees two people arguing*
Aurora: God, enough fighting!
One: Sorry.
Two: Yeah, sorry...
One: We were just arguing whether Aurora and DJ should get married and have a graphic honeymoon.
Aurora and DJ: :blink:
One: Uhhh, I mean...

[sunnstar]

LOL, THAT WAS FUNNY!!
I think Aurora should have said, "Okay, then, keep fighting!"
Go Carrie!

[AnDrEa]

OMZG YOU ARE DA BOMBEST AWESOMEEST PERSON EVER!

Am I? no u r with ur last 2 entries!!! ALVIN!!!! WTF that killed me!!! really!!! I was going to enter, I had an idea in a dream, maybe I'll just post it later, but just for fun, cuz watching all the amazing entries of all of u I can say I have NO chance :P and as I don't know what the prize will be * ;) ;) * I don't feel motiveted enough to participate * ;) ;) * :D


o:) Andre o:)

[Justine<3]

Entry #2.

I can probably guarentee you this is THE most random entry yet, and probably THE most random entry there will be, but I had a lot of fun writing it. :P

**at DJ’s and Aurora’s wedding**

Sheen: And then the pink sock puppet said—

Cindy: SHEEN! Nobody wants you to tell us your incredibly long and stupid sock puppet version of The Wizard of Oz!

Sheen: But I haven’t even gotten to the part about the marshmallow fluff! Or the exploding pudding bomb!

**music starts**

Libby: Sheen, quiet! Aurora’s walking down the aisle!

Minister: We are gathered here today… for better or worse, for richer or poor, in sickness or health, in—

Aurora: In power-crazed mad dictator-ship or rebellious hero, yeah, we get it!

Minister: Fine, I’ll cut to the chase. Do you, James Isaac-Alvin Neutron—

Aurora: ALVIN?

DJ: Yes. My dad is obsessed with ducks, my aunt is obsessed with squirrels, and my grandpa is obsessed with chipmunks. Is there a PROBLEM with that?

Aurora: No, but… ALVIN?!

DJ: Just get on with it!

Minister: Do you, James Isaac-Alvin Neutron take Cynthia Aurora Vortex to be your lawfully wedded wife?

DJ: I do.

Minister: Do you, Aurora—I mean, Cindy—I mean, do you, whatever your name is and whatever you changed it to take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aurora: I do.

Minister: If anyone has any objections, speak up now or forever hold your peace.

**door bangs open**

Future Betty: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMY!!

**the crowd all turns around, mouths open, and Aurora quietly reaches into her pocket, takes out a stun gun, and shoots Future Betty; Future Betty falls to the floor**

Aurora: I never liked her.

**Jimmy slumps down in his seat**

Minister: **clears throat** If I may continue… I now declare you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. [/I]

Sheen and Future Sheen together: HOPA!!

Libby: **hissing** Wrong wedding!

**door bangs open again**

Voldemort: I LOVE YOU AURORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**crowd stares, and the Harry Potter readers look confused**

Voldemort: What, am I too late?

Aurora: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

Voldemort: Ohsnap. There’s been a flaw in the plan.

OhMyGosh! I was laughing SO HARD when Future Betty came!!! It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! My lil' sis Emma runs to me shouting "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" Whenever I laughed at something funny, it must be good. =)

[Justine<3]

Ok, this is the best thing I can come up with....

*Cindy, Libby and April are staring at Aurora's bullantin bord, when suddenly, Cindy notices something else pinned to the bord...*
CINDY: I... I can't believe my future self is... HEY!! THERE'S A SOCK NAILED TO THIS BORD!!
*Cindy pulles the sock off, and holds it up in April's face*
CINDY: HOW COULD MY FUTURE SELF POSSIBLY GET ONE OF DICTATOR JIMMY'S SOCKS!!!
APRIL: You think that's bad? If you do, then I wouldn't look in Aurora's closet...

*Mienwhile, in the boy's room*
SHEEN: So.... anybody wanna' play I-Spy?
JIMMY: We've been playing that for an HOUR Sheen.
CARL: I spy something metal!
JIMMY: THE DOOR.
CARL: YEAH!!! :lol:
JIMMY: Get me out of this demention.

*In dictator Jimmy's lab*
DJ: CARRLLLL!!!!
FUTURE CARL: Yes master?
DJ: I just came to the realisation that since Cindy changed her name, we should too, so Mara doesn't always have to write "Future" In front of every charecter name. So, I've dicided upon a new name for you.
FUTURE CARL: Really? Well, what is it?
JIMMY: Igor.
FUTURE CARL: Igor? :blink:
JIMMY: Yes Igor. Now, go get me some gum.


Ok, it sorta' sucked, but it was the randomest thing that came into my head when I was reading that part of the story.... any way, hope it entertained you. ^_^

I thought the last 2 were SOOO funny! I was laughing hard! HAHAHAHA!!!

[Justine<3]

Ahaha, Chica. Props to you for the idea!

Dr. Phil: I feel some tension between you two.
Aurora: AHAHA, y'think?
DJ: How did I get sucked into this?
Dr. Phil: Now, I'm going to try something old fashioned. To try and tap into your brains, tell me what pops into your mind when I say these words.
--getting no response but deathly glares, Dr. Phil clears his throat and moves on--
Dr. Phil: When I say, "world" what do you think of?
Aurora: Stupid dictators who get their kicks from destroying everything you cared about.
DJ: Destroying things everyone cares abo-- oh.
--Aurora puts on a scowl while Dr. Phil pulls on his collar--
Dr. Phil: Er, when I say "love" what do you think of?
DJ: --scoffs-- Triviality.
Aurora: --stands up-- Triviality?! You heartless jerk! Do I mean nothing anymore? Are all the stupid fans on our author's site getting worked up for NOTHING?
DJ: --stands up also-- Maybe they are!
Aurora: --hands start to glow green-- Maybe you should take your "trivialities" and shove them up your--
Dr. Phil: --stands up, and waves hands frantically-- People, please! There's no reason to be so rash!
Aurora: --turns to face Dr. Phil-- Ha! This is all YOUR fault! Somehow you...you TELEPORTED us onto this show and expect us to just TALK about it??
Dr. Phil: Well, I-I just thought--
DJ: Well maybe you should stop thinking! --whips out invention and stuns Dr. Phil, who crumples to the ground, drooling--
--DJ looks at the appalled audience then back at Aurora--
DJ: I'm hungry. Let's get some pizza.
Aurora: Lolk.





.:!Gwen!:.

Oh wow! That was SOOO funny! Here's Dr. Phil thinkin' he can fix Dictator Jimmy's and Aurora's problems, when really, no one can! LOL. That was pure genius!!!

[Justine<3]

OK, here's another one:

Deleted Scenes, Cured DJ, Take III

Mara: Anddd...ACTION!
DJ: *falls down*
Aurora: Are you alright? Are you...?
DJ: I'm dying, Cindy.
Aurora: WHAT!?
DJ: This stuff is...poisoning me. Cindy...I...I have something to tell you.
Aurora: *shaking* What?
DJ: *suddenly jumps up* I JUST SAVED FIFTEEN PERCENT ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GECKO!
Aurora: ...

Gecko, fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

THAT...WAS...SO...FUNNY! I thought it was dyin' funny when DJ said "I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geiok {SP?!?!}
WAY2GO!!!

[Justine<3]

This isn't an entry. I just wanted to do this for fun.

DJ and Aurora: *sees two people arguing*
Aurora: God, enough fighting!
One: Sorry.
Two: Yeah, sorry...
One: We were just arguing whether Aurora and DJ should get married and have a graphic honeymoon.
Aurora and DJ: :blink:
One: Uhhh, I mean...

OH WOW! That was SOOOO funny! I was laughing hard! It should TOTALLY be an entry!!!

[Justine<3]

Well, here's my first entry. I hope you like it!!!

**Aurora, April, Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen and Carl are forced into ajail cell by Dictator Jimmy. He smiles evily has he shuts the door**

DJ: I hope you have fun in The Cell Of Stupidity!

AURORA: Don't you mean The Cell Of Indignity?

DJ: No.

*DJ points to Sheen and Carl. Sheen is picking his nose amnd Carl is eating a half eaten doughnut that he found on the ground**

I know. Not too good! =0

[Mara=^.^=]

LOLz. This is such a gigglefest. I love it.

Again, can I get some entries with Nav, April, Lee, F. Sheen, or F. Libby as the main characters? Arigato! *.*

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =