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Okay, remember how Gwen and I said we'd do a collab? Well, here it is! ^^;

Ding dong!

April moved to go and open the door. "No!" Aurora said quickly. "Er…I'll get it." She went out of the room with an air of secrecy. April blinked, but disregarded it and kept steering the Desperado. After a few minutes, she noticed Aurora had still not returned. Clicking the autopilot button, April went to see if she had been kidnapped or something.

"Aurora?" There was no answer. Moving along the hallway, she checked in all the rooms she passed. Aurora didn't seem to be in any of them. She obviously wasn't at the door, and it would be stupid to step outside. "Aurora?" At the end of the hallway, April took a right and walked down the adjacent passage. The corridor ended with a locked door, which was odd considering that door seemed to always be open. Looking around hesitantly, she took a deep breath and knocked the door. No reply.

"Do not make me open this door, Aurora!" With a scowl she backed up and connected her foot with the door, making it fly off its hinges into the darkness.
"Lights on!" Bright light flooded the room, and on the bed sitting alone was Aurora in a pink bathrobe. April's eyes darted around in paranoia as she took a fighting stance. "What's going on here?"

Aurora replied with a large, nervous smile, "Oh nothing! Just drinking our newly delivered milk... alone... in the darkness of a locked room!" She took a long sip from the sweating milk bottle as if to reassure April. The alien woman cocked her eyebrow. And that was when she noticed a milkman cap peeking from underneath the bed corner.

"Slap slap slap!
Clap clap clap!" echoed from behind the connected bathroom door. Almost as if on queue, the bathroom door swung open with a bang. "CINDYRORA CHILD! Bolbi has got a treat for youuu!" shouted the Backhairistan, wiggling his goat boxer-clad hips.

Was that--? There was a long, awkward pause in the room from Aurora and April as Bolbi smacked his buttcheeks. "Slap slap, clap clap!" Slowly, with wide eyes, April mechanically clicked the door shut before her.

A second or two passed, and then... "I have got to get Nav to take up being a milkman!"

[sunnstar]

Entry #2.

OhMyGosh! I was laughing SO HARD when Future Betty came!!! It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! My lil' sis Emma runs to me shouting "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" Whenever I laughed at something funny, it must be good. =)

Awww, thanks!!

[gummiworld]

Okay, remember how Gwen and I said we'd do a collab? Well, here it is! ^^;

Ding dong!

April moved to go and open the door. "No!" Aurora said quickly. "Er…I'll get it." She went out of the room with an air of secrecy. April blinked, but disregarded it and kept steering the Desperado. After a few minutes, she noticed Aurora had still not returned. Clicking the autopilot button, April went to see if she had been kidnapped or something.

"Aurora?" There was no answer. Moving along the hallway, she checked in all the rooms she passed. Aurora didn't seem to be in any of them. She obviously wasn't at the door, and it would be stupid to step outside. "Aurora?" At the end of the hallway, April took a right and walked down the adjacent passage. The corridor ended with a locked door, which was odd considering that door seemed to always be open. Looking around hesitantly, she took a deep breath and knocked the door. No reply.

"Do not make me open this door, Aurora!" With a scowl she backed up and connected her foot with the door, making it fly off its hinges into the darkness.
"Lights on!" Bright light flooded the room, and on the bed sitting alone was Aurora in a pink bathrobe. April's eyes darted around in paranoia as she took a fighting stance. "What's going on here?"

Aurora replied with a large, nervous smile, "Oh nothing! Just drinking our newly delivered milk... alone... in the darkness of a locked room!" She took a long sip from the sweating milk bottle as if to reassure April. The alien woman cocked her eyebrow. And that was when she noticed a milkman cap peeking from underneath the bed corner.

"Slap slap slap!
Clap clap clap!" echoed from behind the connected bathroom door. Almost as if on queue, the bathroom door swung open with a bang. "CINDYRORA CHILD! Bolbi has got a treat for youuu!" shouted the Backhairistan, wiggling his goat boxer-clad hips.

Was that--? There was a long, awkward pause in the room from Aurora and April as Bolbi smacked his buttcheeks. "Slap slap, clap clap!" Slowly, with wide eyes, April mechanically clicked the door shut before her.

A second or two passed, and then... "I have got to get Nav to take up being a milkman!"

:lol: Xinfinity, Man. That is gold. *.*

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Yay, thanks! Gwen and I had lulz while writing it. XD Yours rocked hard, too! :rock:

[gummiworld]

This isn't an entry. I just wanted to do this for fun.

DJ and Aurora: *sees two people arguing*
Aurora: God, enough fighting!
One: Sorry.
Two: Yeah, sorry...
One: We were just arguing whether  Aurora and DJ should get married and have a graphic honeymoon.
Aurora and DJ: :blink:
One: Uhhh, I mean...

Too...much...funny-ness! :lol: :lol: :lol: I luv you, "One!"

*Aurora and DJ were taking a walk*

Aurora:*stops at GAP* OH MY GOD! GAP IS HAVING A SALE!!

DJ:*drools at the window of the store*

Aurora:Uhhh....are you k?

DJ:she's perty. Ahuh.

Aurora:the manican is not real Jimmy. You know that right?

DJ:BUT SHE IS REAL TO ME!!!

Aurora:*stares* I am going to the skirts section. They're free!

*Aurora comes out with a bunch of shopping bags. Stares at DJ who is wearing a pink mini skirt*

Aurora:Jimmy may i ask why you are wearing a pink mini skirt?

DJ:OH! Cause I was gonna buy it for my new GF Mani but when I tried it on I felt so comfortable!

Aurora:And why did you try it on?

DJ:......Cause......I wanted to!

Aurora:MY GOD!! THE PANTS UNDER MAKE IT LOOK WORSE!!! UGH!!!

DJ:Well I DONT CARE!!

Aurora:You are so weird

DJ:*crys and in a squeaky voice* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! THAT IS SO MEAN!! THE MANICAN IS NICER THAN YOU!!!!!! *blasts Aurora*

Aurora:*dogdes* Listen Dork take off the skirt and forget about the MANICAN!!

DJ:NO!!

Aurora:YES!!! *pulls on skirt*

DJ:*pulls skirt also and it rips off* LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!!! MEANY!!!! *cries*

Aurora:*stares* WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! ITS A STUPID SKIRT!!!

DJ:IT WHATS MORE THAN A SKIRT TO ME!!!

Aurora:*slaps forehead* ZOMG!!! MANDEES IS HAVING A SALE!!!

DJ:IM BUYING A NEW SKIRT!!

*a bunch of people stare at him*

DJ:WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT?!

*they walk away and Aurora runs to Mandee's. DJ takes the Manican with him and Aurora drags the Manican back. DJ cries*

Aurora:SHUT THE heck UP YOU BABY!!!! When did you go to therapist?

DJ:yesterday

Aurora:*takes cellphone out of pink purse and her dog pops out. * Oh Tiger stay in there. *opens cellphone and calls therapist* I'm making another appointment for you.

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Here is the horrible picture i drew.



I HATE MY DRAWINGS!!!

THAT IS ONE OF THEE MOST DELIOUSLY RANDOM THINGS I HAVE EVER HAD THE JOY OF READING!!! The dog in the bag and the picture... gah! Freakin' polar bears, that was funny.

[sunnstar]

BTW, Krista, THAT WAS HILARIOUS. =D

[gummiworld]

Yay, thanks! Gwen and I had lulz while writing it. XD Yours rocked hard, too! :rock:

thankles!

[Mara=^.^=]

Krista+Gwen...my eyes are bleeding from that one. BOLBI. Good Lord. Way to bring him into the picture ;)
That definitely falls under the category of "stuff that would NEVER happen in TOSOT". Hee hee, nice bit about Nav at the end there.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[sunnstar]

Hey guys!! This is a collab entry from me and Chica. Just in case you care, the purple is stuff she wrote and yellow is stuff I wrote.

EDIT:: NEVERMIND. This is no longer an entry!!

Henchman1: Hey, Dictator J, you know it's almost time for our annual carnival?
DJ: Ahhh, yes, Alvin, I forgot. Thank you for reminding me.
Henchman2: **squeal** So who's gunna be our main act of torture this year?
DJ: Well, I was considering hunting down Mara, you know, for this absurd suspense she's keeping us in, but then I thought, why not Aurora?
Henchman3: Oh, good idea! Shall I get on it?
DJ: Yes--Frank, find Aurora. Olga, call the caterer. Alvin--Alvin, change your name. Alvin's not scary enough. **muttering to self** Oooh, it's Alvin. Be afraid!
**Henchman1 walks off to change his name to something more threatening, because Alvin isn't really that scary when you stop and think about it. Meanwhile Frank goes up to Aurora and gives her an envelope, but not without a crew of trumpeters announcing him first.**
Trumpeters: **begin to play a regel sounding little ditty**
Aurora: **turns around** What the...?
Frank: **attempts to speak, but is cut off by an over-zealous trumpeter playing the "Baywatch" theme** Enough! Aurora, Dictator Jimmy has chosen you to the main act of torture this year at our annual carnival. Do you accept?
Aurora: Heck no!
Frank: Too bad! **snaps fingers and Aurora is teleported to DJ's lair of hideout or where ever he is.**

Aurora: **handcuffed to the wall** What—what the?! JIMMY!!
DJ: **popping up immediately** You rang?
Aurora: Let me out of here this INSTANT!
DJ: And why would I do that? You’re the main act of torture—that pays for most of the catering!
Aurora: Oh, for the love of…
**DJ walks over to Alvin, who is now named Keith**
DJ: Keith, how’s that entertainer hunt coming?
Keith: Not well. Last year’s performer got a tad bigheaded after he “won four Emmy’s…”
DJ: Well, then, find another one!
Keith: Like who?
DJ: Hmm…
Keith: Hmm…
DJ: Hmm…
Keith: Say, boss, those kids from ‘High School Musical’ were pretty good.
DJ: **smacks head**

Aurora: "High School Musical"? Now wait just a second--
DJ: **sighs** Better than nothing... Keith, hire them.
**Keith walks over to the phone and makes a long distance call.**
Keith: Yanno this is gonna cost an arm and a leg, right?
DJ: I don't care. We'll use your arms and legs to pay.
Keith: **gives an "oh great" look and continues to dial**

--At the Convention--

**As the High School Musical cast is starting their second to last song, DJ goes to check on Aurora**

DJ: **rubbing his hands together** So, Aurora, you ready to be tortured?
Aurora: Of course I’m not!
DJ: Too bad! **evil laugh**
Aurora: Fine, Jimmy. But just remember… once in a lifetime means there’s no second chance, so I believe that you and I should grab it while we can!
**pause**
DJ: Wow, Aurora. That was deep.
Aurora: Deep? Those are the lyrics to your song!!

[Justine<3]

You Can't Stop The Beat! (My Second Entry...)


**Aurora Is flying the ship and Future Libby and April are standing behind her. April is helping Aurora with directions, while Future Libby is just there because she's bored. Just then, Future Libby starts to hum "We're All In This Together" From High School Musical)

APRIL: What are you doing?

FUTURE-LIBBY: I'm humming.

AURORA: Are you humming "We're All In This Together"?

FUTURE-LIBBY: Yeah! Ya know, it's still very popular!

LIBBY: Ooh! I LOVE High School Musical! I know the whole dance by hear! **Libby starts to do the dance from HSM while singing** 'We're all in this together! Once we know, that we are, we're all stars. And we see that! We're all in this together! And it shows when we stand, hand in hand make our dreams come true'!

SHEEN: Wow Libby! That was so cool! Can you teach me?!

LIBBY: Sure!

**Libby starts to teach Sheen the dance and Carl watches with intrist (SP?). Cindy and Jimmy walk over to Future Libby, April and Aurora**

JIMMY: You know he's never going to get it down.

CINDY: Yeah. He can't dance to save his life!

**Cindy looks over at Libby and Sheen only to find that Sheen is having complatactions (SP?) trying to 'pull something heavy'**

FUTURE-LIBBY: Yeah. Well, if I know one thing about Sheen. It's he can't dance!

LIBBY: No Sheen! Like THIS!

SHEEN: I can't do it!!!

**Sheen smiles and he brings his feet together**

LIBBY: What are you...

**Just then, Sheen breaks out into an Irish River Stomping dance. He's bopping his feet along and ignores Libby's, Future Libby's, Cindy's, Jimmy's, April's and Aurora's strange glances at him. And Carl looks like it's the coolest thing since sliced bread! Sheen finishes and Carl claps**

CARL: Sheen! That was SO AWESOME! You have got to show me!

**Sheen and Carl start to River Stomp as Libby walks to everyone else**

AURORA: You know what they say! 'You can't stop the beat' **Looks at Sheen and Carl dancing** and 2 idiots dancing like bafoons!


OK, again, not so good. I'm not the best at this stuff. Hopefully my last entry will be good!!! Also, this sort of has Future Libby and Libby and Carl in it =)

[sunnstar]

Aww, copycat. :(

[Mara=^.^=]

The high school musical references would be so much funnier if I had actually SEEN the movie... :blink:


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
P.S. Will NOBODY do F. Sheen and F. Libby? **weep**

[sunnstar]

Dang. I guess Chica and I aren't placing with that one, then!

[Justine<3]

Aww, copycat. :(

Sunny,
PLease don't think I was copying you. I didn't mean to. And I wouldn't call it 'copying', I'd call it 'Inspiration'. I read yours, and HSM popped into my head. So, please don't be mad at me. I didn't mean to get you upset!!! =(

[Chica_Andromeda]

Will NOBODY do F. Sheen and F. Libby? **weep**

Ha, I've got ONE thing that involves them. I don't think it's that funny, but maybe someone'll like it... For right now, this isn't an entry.



**Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, April, Aurora, Nav, Lee, and Future Libby all quietly walk in the lower level of DJ's hideout. Sneaking thru the hallways, trying to be unnoticed, they hear a whisper**

Voice: Who's there?

**Future Libby stops dead in her tracks. She slowly looks up, her amber eyes glittering in confusion and joy**

Future Libby: S-Sheen?

**Aurora's hand glows bright enough to cast a gentle jade glow on the man in front of them. Future Sheen looks at Future Libby; his jaw hanging agape from the sight of her. All of the sudden, the intro of "You're The One That I Want" starts playing from seemingly nowhere**

Future Sheen and Future Libby: **start singing the song**

Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, April, Nav and Lee: :blink:

Aurora: Since when did this turn into "Grease"?!



Ugh, I REALLY don't like this one... :unsure:

[Mara=^.^=]

LOL, if that song doesn't start playing for real, I'm sure it'll be playing in F. Sheen's head.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

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Wahaha, I love Grease. You own for writing that. (:

[sunnstar]

Go Chica!!

[sunnstar]

ATTENTION, MARA:

Chica and I are de-entrying our collab entry. Which means, as of now, I have three entries, and Chica has, I think, all non-entries. Thanks!!

[girlgenius123]

OMG, I have one more!

DJ: Hey Sheen, want to have a blinking contest?
Future Sheen: You're on!

*a few minutes later*

DJ: Hey, look! There's Libby in a bikini!
Future Sheen: WHERE??? *looks around eagerly*
DJ: MADE YOU LOOK! HAHA!