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[.:!Gwen!:.]

Well, methinks Krista told summat about a gecko...arr. XD




.:!Gwen!:.

[loopin]

Wha... CAP'N GWEN, PARLER L'ENGLAIS SI VOUS PLAIT!!!
Uh... arr. :ahoy:
(Finally, a good excuse to use this smilie: :ahoy: :ahoy: )

[Mara=^.^=]

Arr, ye be a worse French speaker 'n Calico Jack...

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[AnDrEa]

DJ: This stuff is...poisoning me. Cindy...I...I have something to tell you.
Aurora: *shaking* What?
DJ: *suddenly jumps up* I JUST SAVED FIFTEEN PERCENT ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GECKO!
Aurora: ...

Gecko, fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

oh that was so funny lol that was priceless!!! hahaha, just imagine if that really happened! :lol:


o:) Andre o:)

[Chica_Andromeda]

So I was bored and thought up a two more. I'm not sure if I want any of these to be entries, though...




**Dictator Jimmy sits on a sofa, his eyes glued to some kind of technical device. A man timidly enters the room and holds up a piece of paper**

Random Man: Your dictatorship, the cell phone bill is thru the roof. Who have you been talking to so much?

DJ: (looks up from technical device a.k.a. cell phone) IDK, my BFF Carl?

******************************************************************

DJ: Aurora, there's only one way to determine the winner in this situation.

Aurora: (assuming an attack stance) And what would that be?

DJ: FIGHTING IN A JELLO PIT!!

Aurora: :blink:




Heh, I'm not too good at these...

~+*Chica*+~

[cancel_me]

Aaah lol. All of the entries I've read are amazing.

I LOVE THE FANTA CRACK, CAMI. :lol:

[JimmySpaz]

OMG, CHICA!


"IDK, my BFF Carl"

XD

[AnDrEa]

wow I love your siggy kim!!!


o:) Andre o:)

[sunnstar]

@Andrea: Aww! Thanks! I have another, possibly funnier idea in mind that I'll hopefully post tomorrow.
OMG! I owned something!

funnier?? omg anything funnier would make me explode!!! well...DO IT NOW!!! I'd like to laugh a bit more! good excercise :D (hey that could be in the out of shape club!).
and YOU own many things!! or at least u own me in every way! lol :P


o:) Andre o:)

OMZG YOU ARE DA BOMBEST AWESOMEEST PERSON EVER!

[sunnstar]

So, it's 1:30 AM and I'm trying to come up with things that'll never happen in TOSOT. :blink: Well, here's the best my poor, sleep-deprived brain can come up with. And I don't think it's all that funny. D: (for right now, this isn't an entry)



Sheen: (in his sixth straight hour of recouting the latest Ultralord episode to Aurora): --And then there was this part where Robo-Fiend used his atomic breath to render Ultralord unconscious! All hope was lost! But wait, what's this coming from the hills? IT'S ULTRALADY APPRO--

Aurora: *presses deep space launch button*

Sheen: *flying out into deep space* AHHHHH!!!!!

April: Aurora, why'd you do that?

Aurora: One of us had to go and it wasn't going to be me.

TIS VEWY VEWY FUNNY!!

[girlgenius123]

Arrr, I'd be thankfur for thee praise. :ahoy:

THAT was bad.

[loopin]

:ahoy: Aye, ye landlubber best be learnin' the tongue of ye Pirates, or ye'll be FLOGGED!!!

:ahoy: :blink:

[sunnstar]

So I was bored and thought up a two more. I'm not sure if I want any of these to be entries, though...




**Dictator Jimmy sits on a sofa, his eyes glued to some kind of technical device. A man timidly enters the room and holds up a piece of paper**

Random Man: Your dictatorship, the cell phone bill is thru the roof. Who have you been talking to so much?

DJ: (looks up from technical device a.k.a. cell phone) IDK, my BFF Carl?

******************************************************************

DJ: Aurora, there's only one way to determine the winner in this situation.

Aurora: (assuming an attack stance) And what would that be?

DJ: FIGHTING IN A JELLO PIT!!

Aurora: :blink:




Heh, I'm not too good at these...

~+*Chica*+~

IDK, MY BFF CARL?!
Genius!
JEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Arrarrarrarr. --Mr. Krabs laugh--

Ye and ye commercial pilfering. Tis gold, Chica, lass.




.:!Gwen!:.

[girlgenius123]

Just remember to hold off on the stuff rated arrr.

*crickets*

*runs off*

[sunnstar]

Entry #2.

I can probably guarentee you this is THE most random entry yet, and probably THE most random entry there will be, but I had a lot of fun writing it. :P

**at DJ’s and Aurora’s wedding**

Sheen: And then the pink sock puppet said—

Cindy: SHEEN! Nobody wants you to tell us your incredibly long and stupid sock puppet version of The Wizard of Oz!

Sheen: But I haven’t even gotten to the part about the marshmallow fluff! Or the exploding pudding bomb!

**music starts**

Libby: Sheen, quiet! Aurora’s walking down the aisle!

Minister: We are gathered here today… for better or worse, for richer or poor, in sickness or health, in—

Aurora: In power-crazed mad dictator-ship or rebellious hero, yeah, we get it!

Minister: Fine, I’ll cut to the chase. Do you, James Isaac-Alvin Neutron—

Aurora: ALVIN?

DJ: Yes. My dad is obsessed with ducks, my aunt is obsessed with squirrels, and my grandpa is obsessed with chipmunks. Is there a PROBLEM with that?

Aurora: No, but… ALVIN?!

DJ: Just get on with it!

Minister: Do you, James Isaac-Alvin Neutron take Cynthia Aurora Vortex to be your lawfully wedded wife?

DJ: I do.

Minister: Do you, Aurora—I mean, Cindy—I mean, do you, whatever your name is and whatever you changed it to take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aurora: I do.

Minister: If anyone has any objections, speak up now or forever hold your peace.

**door bangs open**

Future Betty: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMY!!

**the crowd all turns around, mouths open, and Aurora quietly reaches into her pocket, takes out a stun gun, and shoots Future Betty; Future Betty falls to the floor**

Aurora: I never liked her.

**Jimmy slumps down in his seat**

Minister: **clears throat** If I may continue… I now declare you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. [/I]

Sheen and Future Sheen together: HOPA!!

Libby: **hissing** Wrong wedding!

**door bangs open again**

Voldemort: I LOVE YOU AURORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**crowd stares, and the Harry Potter readers look confused**

Voldemort: What, am I too late?

Aurora: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

Voldemort: Ohsnap. There’s been a flaw in the plan.

[Chica_Andromeda]

OMGLOL, Rachel...Wow :lol: :lol: :lol: I seriously LOVED this. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I especially like this part:

Sheen and Future Sheen together: HOPA!!

Libby: **hissing** Wrong wedding!

[girlgenius123]

OMG! :lol:

[sunnstar]

=D
Thanks, Chica! HOPA!!

LOL@Carrie

[Mara=^.^=]

"Sheen and Future Sheen together: HOPA!!" Bahahahaha!

VOLDEMORT? LOLWTFBBQ!

-resumes pirate speak-

An' Chica, me saucy wench, yer yarn a-jello be one o' the saltiest tales e'er to cross the Spanish Main.

Keep 'em comin', or ye be walkin' the plank 'afore sunrise!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =