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[sunnstar]

Awww, thanks, you guys! (coughKristacough)

BTW, I'm editing in the special SMELL of DJ's split-end treatment shampoo.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Lmao! Can't wait!




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HAHA. I just realized you said his bathrobe was HOT PINK. That wins! XD







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Bahaha. Strawberry melon. Sunny, you rock out loud.

YAYIMIGHTSTARTMYENTRYTONIGHT. :] It's probably going to take awhile, so I need to know now: Mara, when does this wonderfulamazing contest end? =o

[sunnstar]

@Gwen: HOT PINK. :P

@Krista: Thanks!! --huggle-- can't wait!

[Darklord]

The Darklord will enter too Mara!

[Mara=^.^=]

Gwen, I love you. Seriously. I mean, Dr. Phil? That was inspired. I think my favorite part was:

Aurora: --stands up-- Triviality?! You heartless jerk! Do I mean nothing anymore? Are all the stupid fans on our author's site getting worked up for NOTHING?
DJ: --stands up also-- Maybe they are!
Aurora: --hands start to glow green-- Maybe you should take your "trivialities" and shove them up your--

I seriously burst out laughing at that last part...the people down the hall were like...wtf? LOL.

Keep entering everyone! I don't know when the deadline is yet!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

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DJ: My hair has a severe split ends problem, I need my strawberry-melon-scented shampoo NOW!!

So THAT'S what happened to his hair. It all makes sense now ;)

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[sunnstar]

So THAT'S what happened to his hair. It all makes sense now ;)

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

LOL!!!

[sunnstar]

Mara, I LOVE your Helga Pataki qupte. :wub: <<no idea why I did :wub:

Anyway, I'm gunna enter my idea for DJ/Aurora's wedding.
O.M.G. I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER. IT IS HILARIOUS. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!

[gummiworld]

:lol: :lol: :lol: This is some of the funniest shnaps I've ever read!!!

I'm on this like chaps on a cowboy. :thumbsup:

[Mara=^.^=]

Wow, Cami. I personally would have said "I'm on this faster 'n a hobo on a ham sandwich", but chaps on a cowboy works too.

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Mara, I LOVE your Helga Pataki qupte. :wub: <<no idea why I did :wub:

Anyway, I'm gunna enter my idea for DJ/Aurora's wedding.
O.M.G. I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER. IT IS HILARIOUS. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!

I can't WAIT to read it :bock:

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[gummiworld]

Okay, Um what you are about to read (if you haven't turned and ran with terror) is probably the single most random weird thing you have ever read in your life. There's reason why I'm not supposed to writing things at 1 in the morning...


DJ: *delivers a knock-your-brains-to-kingdom-come punch to Aurora's jaw*

Aurora: *sails across room and into wall* UGH!

Lee, April, Future Libby, Sheen, CArl, Libby, Cindy, & Jimmy: Daaaamn!
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Aurora had given up struggling hours ago. Now she just hung there, chained to a poll in the middle of a dark prison cell, savoring her captor's coldly allurring voice.

Dicator JImmy circled behind his fugitive once more and stood there. Only inches from the prisoner's face, he sighed wearily before reaching out and softly tracing her cheek with the side of his finger.

Aurora felt a not entirely unpleasant shiver race up her spine.

DJ: It doesn't have to be like this... Cindy.

Aurora: [horse; near whisper] Yes it does...

**DJ circles around so facing Aurora; so close they can feel each other breathing**

DJ:*leans towards her mouth and tilts his head slightly, pausing just centimeters away* You know you wanta.

Aurora: *trying to swallow a lump forming in her throat* Jimmy, please-

DJ:*Steps back to whip out a can of soda and makes a scary-huge smile* WANTA FANTA!!!! :thumbsup:

Aurora:*stares at him in disbelief for a long time before turning positively red with fury, slipping her wrists out of the wrists cuffs that were "keeping her" chained to the pole, and storming out of the room, muttering dark things about coming all that way for nothing, not to mention letting him tie her up, and those fangirls on IDOJ getting a piece of her mind on what Dictator Jimmy is REALLY like, yada, yada, yada*

DJ:...What?
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Aurora:*kicks DJ in the crouch, knees him in the head, delivers a round house kick to the back of his skull, and smirks with her hand on her hips*

DJ:*looks up at her over his shoulder from the ground* **growl!**

Lee, April, Future Libby, Sheen, Carl, Libby, Cindy, & Jimmy: Daaaamn!
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Lee:[dancing and singing] Together, Together, Together, everyone!!!

Jimmy: *walks in and freezes* **eyetwitch** Iknow these lyrics... It couldn't possibly be-

April: "High School Musical." Yeah. Apparently, Lee became a huge fan while I was gone.

Lee: Togther, Forever, C'mon lets do this right!

Jimmy: :blink: :mad: I hate you.

Lee: I'm a slave to the winds of Disney pop culture, I'm not afraid to say it.
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DJ:*blasts Aurora w/ plasma canon*

Aurora: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lee, April, Future Libby, Sheen, Carl, Libby, Cindy, & Jimmy: Daaaamn!
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DJ: Sap!
Aurora: Wuss!
DJ: Hippie!
Aurora: Dork!
DJ: Cad!
Aurora: Loser!
DJ: Pig!
Aurora: bunny-lover!!!
*both stare at each other for a few seconds*
DJ: <_< Jerk move, man.
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*DJ & Aurora still fighting viciously when they accidentally roll onto a button that opens an air lock and flings both of them into deep space*

Future Libby: ...damn.
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*drops pen* Now I'm off to burn the evidence. Enjoy (or not... probably not).

EDIT: [These are all entries except the "HSM" one ( considering the Daaamn!'s all count as one)]

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AHAHA. XD

THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ. "Wanta fanta fanta!!~" LOL XD





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[ssj4majuub]

DJ: Sap!
Aurora: Wuss!
DJ: Hippie!
Aurora: Dork!
DJ: Cad!
Aurora: Loser!
DJ: Pig!
Aurora: bunny-lover!!!
*both stare at each other for a few seconds*
DJ: <_< Jerk move, man.

Jerk move,man. OMGLOLWTFBBQ! Cami,that quote is win.

[Mara=^.^=]

Oh my sweet Lord, Cami. I think you may have just written one of the definitive works of fiction in the modern age.

The funny thing is, the beginning had me GLUED to the screen - I was like seriously going "oooh, ahhh!" like those really dorky people (AKA everyone) do while watching fireworks. Then all of the sudden..."WANNA FANTA!!!"

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I would have spewed it all over my laptop. My neighbor Mike peeked in the door and was like "are you OK?" and I was like "gmaahsheaaaahhahahahaahah!!!" and he was like :blink: ... :rock: .

My favorite part was the repetition of "Daaammm" throughout the story. You never cease to amaze me with your comedic genius. It's like you know the secret formula of funny or something. (mail it to me)

In all honesty, though, I will be stealing some of this for the actual story, as I did with both Krista and Gwen before you (Krista's from her short story "Aurora's Capture" and Gwen's from...well, I can't remember. Gwen transcends the model).

This one, for example, is coming home with me: "Now she just hung there, chained to a poll in the middle of a dark prison cell, savoring her captor's coldly allurring voice." Coldly alluring voice? That's pure genius! (not to mention the whole scenario is REMARKABLY similar to the one I had in mind anyway). This is also the sexiest line ever written: "Aurora felt a not entirely unpleasant shiver race up her spine"...although it might end up being applied to a different pair in TOSOT **cough cough**

Anyway, ya, I've rambled for long enough. I just got out of a REALLY brain draining class and I needed to rant on. Yay! :bff:

Can't wait to read more entries!!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[ssj4majuub]

LOLMARA!!!! Honestly,Cami that owns!

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In all honesty, though, I will be stealing some of this for the actual story, as I did with both Krista and Gwen before you (Krista's from her short story "Aurora's Capture" and Gwen's from...well, I can't remember. Gwen transcends the model).

Orly?

I don't have any recollection of this. XD PLAGERISMMMM...hahajk XD






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