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[RocksmySocks]

Yeah, yeah. You'll be singing a different tune once Aurora decides she's sick of punishing you and wants to get her mack on.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

I have few sincere hopes in life, but one is that Aurora is never "sick of" punishing me.

[Mara=^.^=]

I have few sincere hopes in life, but one is that Aurora is never "sick of" punishing me.

Performance anxiety? Perhaps I'll revise Aurora's plan to make the macking/revenge a package deal.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Performance anxiety? Perhaps I'll revise Aurora's plan to make the macking/revenge a package deal.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Mara, Mara, Mara. That already IS Aurora's plan.

[Mara=^.^=]

Mara, Mara, Mara. That already IS Aurora's plan.

Let me see if I follow your reasoning.

1) Aurora's punishment scheme includes macking
2) You sincerely hope that Aurora never gets sick of punishing you.

Ergo, you hope she never grows tired of macking on you.

EUREKA!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Let me see if I follow your reasoning.

1) Aurora's punishment scheme includes macking
2) You sincerely hope that Aurora never gets sick of punishing you.

Ergo, you hope she never grows tired of macking on you.

EUREKA!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Do you now better understand why I've been mentally, physically, and emotionally tormenting her for all this time? It's all part of the plan. Everything is part of the plan. I would have thought you would understand that by now. Perhaps I've overestimated your intellect.

[Mara=^.^=]

Do you now better understand why I've been mentally, physically, and emotionally tormenting her for all this time? It's all part of the plan. Everything is part of the plan. I would have though you would understand that by now. Perhaps I've overestimated your intellect.

Dude, why didn't you just send the girl some flowers?

Seriously, talk about overcomplicating things.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Dude, why didn't you just send the girl some flowers?

Seriously, talk about overcomplicating things.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

And the malicious punishment would come into play...where then? Last I checked, flowers did not elicit that type of physical response.

[Mara=^.^=]

And the malicious punishment would come into play...where then? Last I checked, flowers did not elicit that type of physical response.

Oh. I get it. You were a sadist all those years so that someday you could be a masochist? Convoluted, my friend, but commendable.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Oh. I get it. You were a sadist all those years so that someday you could be a masochist? Convoluted, my friend, but commendable.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Again, you should never question my actions. I have everything under control.

[Mara=^.^=]

Again, you should never question my actions. I have everything under control.

I am disturbed. I'm going to go crawl back under my rock now.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

I am disturbed. I'm going to go crawl back under my rock now.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

YOU'RE disturbed? How did you think I feel? I had to type all that stuff. It's been a while since DJ has surfaced, and this is what he chooses to put me through as a welcome back party.

[Chompyzilla]

rofl
mara and Katie what are you talking about
and katie will win with "the plan" hahahaha

[Mara=^.^=]

YOU'RE disturbed? How did you think I feel? I had to type all that stuff. It's been a while since DJ has surfaced, and this is what he chooses to put me through as a welcome back party.

Poor Katie. How you put up with that worm in your brain I shall never know. Then again, I've got Krista screaming "hate sex!!" at the top of her lungs inside my head, so...

At least DJ's evil plan is clearer now.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

rofl
mara and Katie what are you talking about
and katie will win with "the plan" hahahaha

Oh, you're new, so you don't know...Katie's alter ego is Dictator Jimmy, and everyone once in awhile he comes to life and we exchange some witty banter.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

See below.

[Mara=^.^=]

I don't care who else I promised marriage to,

MARRY ME KATIE

JUST

MARRY ME

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

Even Mara can't resist my smexiness.

MARRY ME KATIE

JUST

MARRY ME

lol k

[Chompyzilla]

See below.

this makes very much sense. complete look alike

I don't care who else I promised marriage to,

MARRY ME KATIE

JUST

MARRY ME

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

lololololol

and um "smexiness"

[Mara=^.^=]

Let's do a Star Wars themed wedding! We can get Admiral Akbar to perform the ceremony.



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Chompyzilla]

this is getting interesting
am i invited?