I am traumatized.
I just read the first three books of The Edge Chronicles (entitled The Deep Woods, Stormchaser, and Midnight Over Sanctaphrax). I picked them because they were in the children's fantasy section of the library and looked like a fun, easy read. "Oh, a boy raised by woodtrolls!" I read on the back. "How whimsical! I bet this will be a pleasant diversion from my woe-begotten life."
WRONG. DEAD FREAKING WRONG.
I haven't been this mentally scarred by a series in years. This trilogy is supposed to be for KIDS...and yet it's one of the most grotesque, horrifying, trippy, violent, tragic, and downright f*cked up things I've ever read. EVER. I can't even describe the kind of suffering the main character, Twig, goes through. Abandoned by his father at birth. Lost in the scariest damn forest I've ever encountered in a fantasy novel. Hunted by ferocious beasts. Lied to, stolen from, tricked, betrayed. Beloved pet-companion eaten alive in front of him. Held captive. Friends murdered and dismembered before his eyes. Father freaking evaporates after they're finally reunited. Works his ass off and gets a skyship, only to have it destroyed and have his companions flung to the far corners of the wilderness. Oh, and the pièce de résistance: made immortal after his love is butchered by an enemy, so that he can't follow her into death. All beautifully described and illustrated, all charmingly situated within the confines of a cruel, schizophrenic, polluted world that doesn't give a shit.
THIS AUTHOR IS A SADIST. I have never read a children's series like this. I feel like my heart has been ripped out through my ribcage, poked with needles, stomped on by a 300 pound sumo wrestler, dunked in a vat of rubbing alcohol, and shoved back into my chest. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS
I mean, putting your characters through hell on their way to greatness is one thing, but this is just barbaric.. it's going to take me a long time to get over what I just internalized. 

As Twig cried in this heartwrenching scene, "WHY?! WHY WHY WHY"
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =