*Applauds*
Jimmy to Cindy: I think you're sweeter than 3.1415926535....
EDIT: Even better.
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
And,only calculus geeks'll really get this one,
\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???
Pick-up Line Contest
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 07:45 PM
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 07:54 PM
**head-desk**
What a cornball...
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What a cornball...
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:03 PM
Libby to Sheen: You'd better lower your pitch, coz you're looking sharp!
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:11 PM
**cymbal crash**
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:18 PM
Round of applause for Crys's dirty, dirty mind!
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Lol. That's tame. I actually have one that I want to post, but I don't think is appropriate....
~Crys~
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:26 PM
Lol. That's tame. I actually have one that I want to post, but I don't think is appropriate....
Post it anyway. If you feel really uncomfortable about it, hide it with [spoiler] tags so that only people who click on it can see it.
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I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:28 PM
to 
You can be my sugar any day, baby!
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:40 PM
Lol Ok. You have been warned.
Elkie to Carl:
~Crys~
Elkie to Carl:
Spoiler
~Crys~
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:40 PM
My integration was a bit dirty, so don't do it if you don't feel comfortable!
Carl to anyone: ¿Cómo se LLama?
Carl to anyone: ¿Cómo se LLama?
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Posted 10 June 2010 - 08:45 PM
**even louder cymbal crash**
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Posted 11 June 2010 - 12:07 PM
LOL, another Jimmy line:
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
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Posted 11 June 2010 - 06:00 PM
Baby Eddie(to anyone): With you, I'll never grow up.
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Posted 11 June 2010 - 07:54 PM
LOL, another Jimmy line:
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
Oh my sweet goodness... D:
I APPROVE
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Posted 12 June 2010 - 01:37 PM
I don't need to prove Bernoulli's principle in order to love you.
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 04:50 PM
These maybe a bit rubbish...
Jimmy: I'm right 89.5% of the time...you AREN'T hot!!
Goddard: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark.
Jimmy: I'm right 89.5% of the time...you AREN'T hot!!
Goddard: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark.
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 05:30 PM
Kaz...
you win a lifetime supply of Goldfish for making me laugh so hard.
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Jimmy: Q=mc∆t. Find my specific heat in accordance to the mass of mynether-regions body and change of temperature. < 3
you win a lifetime supply of Goldfish for making me laugh so hard.
EDIT:
Jimmy: Q=mc∆t. Find my specific heat in accordance to the mass of my
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 08:10 PM
Haha, that's a GOOD one, Krista!!
Eustace: All the money in the world can't buy my love for you!
Eustace: All the money in the world can't buy my love for you!
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Posted 16 June 2010 - 08:11 PM
OMG! I actually get this!
What a physics nerd...
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 11:37 PM
Kaz...
you win a lifetime supply of Goldfish for making me laugh so hard.
Has goldfish! YAY!!!
Goddard: I have all sorts of "tools" for accesories you know. Some even vibrate...
*facepalms at own smut*
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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:10 AM
Hugh(to Judy): No pie is sweeter than you, sugar-booger!
(to Elkie) No llama could replace you!
(to Elkie) No llama could replace you!
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