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[Mara=^.^=]

Summer contest time! Thanks to Crys and her disturbed inspired imagination, I'd like to introduce the JN Pick-up Line Contest!

Basically, here's how it works: you have to come up with an ORIGINAL pick-up line for one character to say to another. Using Crys's example, Judy could say to Hugh "is that a duck in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Rules:
-You can submit as many pick-up lines as you want. There's no limit, because the purpose of this contest is to be funny and entertaining, not strict or competitive.
-Any character can use a line on any other character. This includes slash. It would be perfectly acceptable for Sheen to hit on Jimmy, for example (I'm thinking of you, Mary )
-It can also include fanfic characters, crossover characters, and IDOJers. If you've always wanted Cindy to hit on Aladdin, well hey, here's your chance You cannot, however, post lines of the characters hitting on yourself. Sorry Em, you can't make Jimmy can't say lewd things to you
-The winner will be picked not for a single pick-up line, but by consensus for having the overall greatest number of hilarious entries. This doesn't necessarily mean that quantity wins over quality - Katie might enter 3 really hysterical pick-up lines, which would win over me if I posted say, 10 only so-so lines.
-The contest is open all summer. Go wild!
-Prizes are notoriety and everlasting fame. THE INTRANETZ WILL NEVER FORGET YOU


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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Here's a good one for Jimmy! Remember this I made a LOOOOONNNGG time ago???

The line would be like this(say, 5 or 10 years in the future):

Cindy, you actually like me?! Well, *shrug* there goes my GPA average...

And here's this banner I made LONG ago with the same line, but a different scenario(ROFL!!!):

[RocksmySocks]

Jimmy to...basically anyone: Baby, I don't need no N-men packet to grow large around you.


Eustace to anyone: All the money in the world cannot buy you and your beautiful face. I know, because I had Blix research the possibility. Turns out slavery is illegal, damn them.


Libby to Sheen: Behave yourself, and later tonight I'll Ultra your Lord, ifyaknowwhatimean.


Professor Calamitous to anyone: Dollface, you complete me.


I'll be back with more, I'm sure. Going to get Yin in on this.

[Mara=^.^=]

Jimmy to...basically anyone: Baby, I don't need no N-men packet to grow large around you.

Oh...my. Just...wow. Uh...let me see if I can think of a couple.

Sheen to Libby: "I'll put on my 'Tachyon power glove' later tonight, ifyaknowhwhatmean."

Nick to...well, anyone: "Care to help me break another bone?"

Bolbi: "Slap slap slap, fap fap fap!"




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[RocksmySocks]

Bolbi: "Slap slap slap, fap fap fap!"

If I had been drinking milk, it would be squirting out my nose right now.

[okmeamithinknow]

I can't think of anything else at the moment, but I'm still going with my original idea of

Judy to Hugh: "Is that a duck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

~Crys~

[cancel_me]

Win.
I'll have to find some way to enter.
... Ugh, this isn't going to be pretty. XP LOL my pick-up lines always match the wit and excitement of Stephenie Meyer's high school literature.

[okmeamithinknow]

I know it's not original but I would love to hear Goobot say to anyone, "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

~Crys~

[Kaz]

Jimmy to anyone: You got me hot enough to light a bunsen burner!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

You sizzle up my life like a beaker of corrosive hydrochloric acid!

[Katy]

I've decided to try this out. I have never made up a pick-up line before so this one may not be that funny.


jimmy to sailor mercury:I never realized how beautiful planet earth really was until I gazed into your saphire eyes

[SweeneyxxTodd]

It would be perfectly acceptable for Sheen to hit on Jimmy, for example (I'm thinking of you, Mary )

That's always acceptable

I had so many good ideas for this contest...but then I remembered that they weren't really mine, and that I got them off of an online list of nerdy pickup lines.

I shall be back, whenever I get around to making up my own. And you can rest assured that all of my entries will be of the slash variety.

Someone has to make slash entries.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Bolbi: You put spice in spicy lamb-ka-bob!

(to ) You put the quick-step in my funky dance moves!

[Mara=^.^=]

LOL guys, those are funny Em, your first was delightfully specific.


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[okmeamithinknow]

Jimmy: "My head's not the only thing that's the size of Texas"

~Crys~

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[okmeamithinknow]

Oh and,

Goddard: "Won't you give a poor dog a bone?"

~Crys~

[Mara=^.^=]

Cindy to Jimmy: Wanna put your litmus in my beaker?

or, alternatively,

Jimmy to Cindy: I'd strip your litmus any day...

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[okmeamithinknow]

Sheen as Vibrating Lad: "Don't worry baby, I never run out of batteries."

~Crys~

[Mara=^.^=]

Round of applause for Crys's dirty, dirty mind!


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