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[~~Megan~~]

(They've been planet-hopping so much, I don't think anyone's really focused on the changes in gravity lol)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Well, those kinda forests can have fruit, too, ya know. XD Let's say it had been long enough since the Azonians went extinct that one of the smaller critters evolved arms and legs similar to an ape's, along with some intelligence, but not as much so as Earth's primates. lol I almost put "Primape" instead of the other term! lol Just call me a poke-fanatic! XD

)


Me: Megan, I've been standing up for who knows how long... Could I have a hammock, please?? So Stephanie and I could rest for a while??

Megan: Sure, I don't mind... *poofs one suspended by a metal stand near the edge of the forest for shade* There ya go... (Something like this...)

Me: Thanks ever so much! *heads over there, gently lays Stephanie down in it, then carefully lays down next to her and relaxes, cuddling her close*

I'd watch out fo' those creatures that splattered Neutron if I were you, Em...

Me: Pffft... What could happen?? *closes my eyes, unaware of the creature staring at me from among one of the trees' branches. Before long, I feel something juicy and pulpy pelt me on top of my head, breaking up into little pieces* *takes Stephanie carefully into my arms and sits up, glaring at my surroundings* Alright, who just threw that at me?! *gently places her in the baby sling, then walks sternly up to the group*

*looks over at me and starts snickering*

Don't look at me! Although, you do look pretty silly!! XD *giggles* You're changin' colors faster than a chameleon!

Me: *looks at my hands and my matching jumpsuit* Gah... I had a feeling this would happen! Luckily, none of it got on Stephanie, so she's not affected... I'm bound to be the laughing stock of my entire dimension once I get back!

Luckily, I've had a little bit of experience with this phenomenon, so rest assured that I'll figure out a way to alleviate this condition of ours.

Me: Which will be WHEN?! *skin and suit turns a deep ocean blue*

I don't know yet, but I'll let you know when I come up with something.

Pffft, I've heard that before...

[~~Megan~~]

(To be honest, Em, I come here every day and I just can't think of anything. I don't know where to go with it.)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Well, now 2 of us have the same problem, see?? Will it be transferred to Steph through me when I feed her? Will either of us be able to control it eventually?? Will it pose a problem for our health in the near future?! Will the sirens ever be encountered?!! See what I'm getting at?

By the way, if any or all of us were dragged underwater by those dreaded sirens, we'd drown. I hate thinking about that, girl... None of us can breathe underwater like fish, ya know. Perhaps some mutation occurs that allows us to breathe underwater, perhaps due to an invention mishap... See what I mean?)

[~~Megan~~]

(I feel like part of the problem is my character, if anything goes wrong I can just *poof* it away or fixed. So let's get rid of the pesky deus ex machina and get some real plot going!)

*everyone starts bickering pointlessly*

Me: Welp. *looks around* This escalated quickly.

*Jimmy and Cindy are arguing over semantics while Libby tries to play peacemaker. Sheen and Carl start slapping over whether Sheen can have Carl's lllama's Ultralord helmet. Emily continues to fuss over her skin changing, and Stephanie starts to cry from all the noise*

Me: Ah. Filler chapters.

Jimmy: Honestly, Cindy, if you can't understand this simple concept--

Cindy: I understand it perfectly! It's not my fault you--

Libby: Whoa, calm down guys!

Stephanie: *wails*

Emily: Oh no!!

*suddenly there is a loud POP noise, and everyone looks over at Megan*

Me: Um.

*the POP is heard again, and Megan's body blinks out of visibility for a moment*

Me: Well crap. Guess it's not a filler chapter.

*there is a louder POP! and Megan's body flickers again, this time to a shadow, then out of sight, then back to normal*

Me: Ow!!

Jimmy: What's going on??

*her body is now steadily blinking in and out and everything in-between, each time with a POP that interrupts her speech*

Me: Well-POP-remember how I told-POP-was in this new guild-POP-poofers and they had-POP-strict rules about certain-POP-Anyway, I've broken too-POP-them and now they're-POP-me know that I am in-POP-of trouble. I'll probably-POP-kicked out but I'll be-POP-a while.

Libby: But wait! How will we get off this planet without you?

Me: *shrugs* POP-guess you'll have to do-POP-out me. It's out-POP-my hands now. I wasn't-POP-much for the plot anyway.

*POP!!!*

Me: OW!!! Jeez, I get it! I-POP!-to stop breaking-POP!-fourth wall! Cut it out!

Everyone else:

Me: Ollies outy. *poof*

Cindy: Well now what?



(I'll continue writing the story with you, I just won't be a character anymore. For a while. Maybe.)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Now that I think about it, I legit had a nightmare about your freaky sig a night or 2 ago. NO lie. It was SCARY!! That's all I remember about it, though... I honest-to-goodness am about to start FREAKING OUT about it. I kid you NOT.

Anyway, when WILL your character be back, if at all??)


Me: Well, with Megan out of the picture for now, it looks like I'm gonna be the responsible adult of you kids now.

Steph: *wails over the ruckus*

Me: *rocks her* I'm here, sweetie. It's okay... Are you hungry?? *covers Steph's ears* WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!! You're only making Stephanie cry more!!

Yeah, you 2! Cool it!!

HE started it!!

I did NOTHING of the sort! She's the one who started the argument, and I quote: "NOW how are we supposed to get along now that Megan's not here?? It's not like any of your inventions could work properly and send us home, anyway!"

*scoffs* How do you know I said that exactly?!

Simple. My photographic memory.

Oh, it's ON, now!!

[~~Megan~~]

(It's just a gif, hon. If you're trying to hint at me to change it, sorry, but you'll have to deal. You HAVE to see this video. My sig is a parody of part of it. It's this awesome dance song from a South Korean artist. It's all over the internet right now, I'm surprised you haven't seen it yet.)

Libby: GUYS!! Hold it! Before you get any farther, I just realized something.

Jimmy: What is it, Libby?

Libby: Megan teleported us up here with her weird powers. It'll take us hours to get back to the cabins.

Carl: *whimpers* But I can't walk that far...

Sheen: CARL! Pull yourself together man!

Jimmy: Libby's right. It might not seem like it, but we're very high above sea level and miles away from the lake. It might take us all day to hike back down there.

Emily: Oh no! I can't hike that far with a two day old baby!

Libby: My poor feet! I can feel them aching already.

Cindy: I hate to say it, but didn't Megan say those mountains had dangerous creatures in them?

*Jimmy studies the sky for a moment, then looks out over the plains. About a mile off the river tumbles over the edge of a cliff down to the valley below. Rolling, hilly mountains extend to the east and the west, sloping down from the edge of the plain. The forest stretches for miles into the valley, and the lake shimmers in the distance, the size of a quarter from where they are standing. The sun is already high in the sky*

Jimmy: Well then. Creatures or none, we need to get moving if we're going to reach the forest by nightfall. The mountains don't seem too steep or craggy, but it will take a while to hike it with a baby in tow. If we come across anything dangerous, Goddard and I can fend it off.

Cindy: *moves to stand next to him* Then I guess we better get started!

Carl: *shyly* Emily...my llama has a saddle if you would like to ride him...

Emily: Thank you Carl! If I get tired I'll be happy to take up your offer.

*Cindy and Jimmy silently fight to take the lead, looking for a suitable place to begin the downward trek. Libby, Sheen and Emily follow close behind, while Carl trails in the back, leading his llama along. They chatter conversationally while Jimmy and Cindy search, and after half an hour they still haven't found a good trail*

Sheen: Jimmy! I'm tired.

Jimmy: Sheen, it's only been thirty minutes.

Cindy: Quit your whining, ya pansy.

Emily: Look! That rise doesn't look quite so steep.

Libby: *peeks over the edge* There's a path here!

Jimmy: *inspects the ground* So there is! Let's begin our descent here.



(Well then! Doing things the old-fashioned, non-poofer way. Have fun with it. Remember, this is a long trek. It'll take them a couple of days to get back to the cabins, where all their things are (like Jimmy's equipment). Also, here there be monsters...oooooOOOOooooooooo.....If I could make a suggestion, don't do the trip all in one go. I'd like to draw out the adventure of the gang getting back to the lake.)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(What if I wanna bring your character back??)

[~~Megan~~]

(Dooooooooon'ttttttt. My character makes everything too convenient >_<)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(I can't think of anything without your character... She actually made it more exciting. I'm not exactly sure how to drag this out without it fast becoming boring and repetitive... )

[~~Megan~~]

(Well they have to make it through the mountains, which are filled with creepy creatures, back through the forest, and then Jimmy can work on his invention. There's still the issue of the ruins and the sirens, so all-in-all there are a lot of directions you could take it. Start with the gang making their way down the mountains. (Oh and they're rolling, hilly mountains, not rocky, craggy mountains. Think steep and grassy and covered in brush and caves) Haaaaave fun with it!)

[Cinnamon Ninja]

(Hope you don't mind if I drop in and out.)
*It is late in the day, and the sun is a physical weight on their backs. Every step downhill is like dragging cloth through honey, and it feels as though they've been walking for days, although in reality it's only been five hours or so. Sheen's leaning on Goddard, having rolled his ankle a few hours back trying to run down the mountain, Carl's sweating like a ginger pig, Cindy and Libby have been reduced to leaning on one another for support and regretting that they ever agreed to come in the first place. Jimmy is doing only marginally better than the rest of them, despite having little short-person legs and zero muscle tone from spending all his time inside inventing. Em is riding Carl's llama, lagging behind the lot, and Stephanie is wailing irritably, despite every attempt to shush her. Everyone's irritable, although admittedly not without good reason.*

Jimmy: Oh, for Newton's sake, Emily, isn't there anything you can do to stop that? She's been crying for the past thirty-six minutes straight, and I think I'l - whoop, mind the thornbush - go bananas if I have to listen to her for one more second.

Cindy (panting): Well...she's ha-half yours, Neutron-

Jimmy: *winces* Yes, I realize, but-

Cindy: -so really, that means she's half your problem. DO something about her!

*she begins to work herself up into a rage, and Libby looks nervously at her*

Cindy: You're supposed to be the genius here, and you can't even work out how to get your own daughter (*the words seem to leave a bitter taste in her mouth*) to shut her yapper? What kind of a baby daddy are you?

Jimmy: Hello? Do you see a maternal instinct anywhere here? *gestures to himself* I'm a teenage boy! I don't know how kids work! Well, okay, theoretically I do, but knowing the average metabolism rate for children aged 0-7 doesn't exactly tell me how to get them to stop crying.

Cindy: Should've thought of that before you decided to get all lovey-dovey with Miss Universe-Hopper over there. Speaking of... *she turns and yells over her shoulder at Em. Libby looks a bit dazed at the noise* Emily! Can't you do something? Shut her up! Give her a stick to suck on or something, I don't care, just stop that infernal noise!

Em: I don't know what to do! I just...I've done everything, and nothing seems to make a difference! I have no idea what I'm doing! *her eyes begin to well up*

*The procession comes to a halt at the edge of a piney forest, where the trail seems to peter out, just as Em bursts into sobs to rival Stephanie's own. Sheen collapses to the ground dramatically, clutching his ankle*

Sheen: I'm dead! I'm dead! Go on without me, but do this one last thing... *coughs dramatically* ...mark my grave with the sign of my Ultralord and...*wheeze*...remember...me...


*Carl just flops like a puppet with the strings cut, far too tired to say a word. The llama, seemingly oblivious to the sobs coming from its back, begins to munch on Carl's hair. He can't even muster up the strength to wave it away.*

*Jimmy, Cindy and Libby stand awkwardly in a kid of three-person half-circle around the llama. Cindy's dirt- and sweat-streaked face is scrunched up in annoyance. Libby sinks to the ground and puts her hands over her ears, humming Greystar hits to herself to try to block out everything. Jimmy just looks conflicted.*

Jimmy: Um...there, there. *pats Em awkwardly on the shoulder*

Cindy: *rolls her eyes in annoyance* I'm outta here. Yell when the noise stops. *she limps off, deeper into the forest, seemingly staying upright by force of willpower alone*

Jimmy: CIndy, wait! We don't know what's out there, and Megan said-

Cindy, calling over her shoulder: I know what she said! I'm not stupid, Nerdtron! Go play happy families, and call me when you win.

*she disappears into the underbrush*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Yay! You're part of this, too, Georgia!! Keep it up! )


Me: AUGH!!! I'm using this as a last resort! *hops off the llama to hide in some brush right next to the trail* You're probably hungry, sweetie... Here, try to latch on... *turns my head in the direction Cindy went; covers Steph's ears as she finally starts nursing* CYNTHIA AURORA VORTEX!!! You get back here this INSTANT!!!!

*yells back* Oh, get over it, Emily!! I can take care of myself!

*glares at Sheen* Sheen, you're NOT dyin'... You've just hurt your ankle and you're worn out. Be more mature, why don'tcha?!

Well, at least DO something to keep it from hurting so much, somebody!! *winces in pain* Ow...

*sighs with a roll of her eyes* I'll help ya, Sheen... *grabs some of the foliage and some sticks, then carefully wraps them around his ankle to form a splint* You probably would be better off riding the llama, anyway, so you can rest yo' ankle...

Thanks, babe... *grabs the llama's neck fur and pulls himself up and over as she gives him a boost* This feels much better. This is probably the only time I'm grateful we have a llama with us... Hey, where'd Cindy go?

Good point, Sheen. *heads a short distance into the foliage to their right, and it isn't long before she catches a glimpse of her brilliant green suit flash by her* Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! HOLD up, Cindy!! Stop RIGHT there!

*quickly slows her running to a stop, then turns to face her friend* Libby?? What do you want?

I want ya to stop runnin' away from your problems, not to mention the group!! I don't want my girl gettin' hurt! You saw what that creature who splattered Neutron and Em are capable of! If they can throw fruit, then who knows what else they're capable of?! Use some common sense and get back to the group NOW!!

*thinks* She makes a forceful argument... *spoken; walks up to her with a sigh of defeat* There's no way I'm worrying my best friend. Alright, I'll stick with you guys... Let's head back. *heads back with her*

Me: *emerges from the brush with a contented Steph in the baby sling* Turns out, she was not only hungry, but needed a diaper change, as well. Finally... *notices that Cindy's back* Well, Cindy, I see you came to your senses now.

Yeah, Libby talked me out of running off.

Thank goodness for that!! *runs up to her* Cindy, you really had me worried! Don't EVER run off like that again!!

*finally notices the llama chewing his hair* Hey, stop that! *steps away and straightens it* Awww, he was worried about you!!

You bet I was! You know what, guys?? Let's take a 10 minute break right here, then get moving again...

*a rambling of responses results, but the general response is: "Yeah, good idea, Jimmy..."*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: *after we've trekked for a couple hours* Ugh...  My legs are killing me.  I gotta stop and take a break!

 

Now that ya mention it, I'm pretty wiped out...

 

Hey, you're not the one with a hurt leg having to ride a smelly llama!!

 

Can it, DWEEB!! *blows a strawberry in his direction*

 

Sheen, BE nice!!  An' Cin, stop bein' rude!

 

Me: Wait a minute!  I just realized something!

 

And that would be...??

 

Me: Of course!!!  Why didn't I think of this before?!  Man, I feel stupid now... Jimmy, doesn't that watch of yours have a teleport feature??

 

Yeah.  Why??

 

Me: *opens my mouth to speak, but he speaks up first*

 

Hold it!!  So... my watch could've teleported us this entire time?!  Gas planet, why didn't I think of that before?!  I may not be able to make things appear out of thin air, like Megan did, but I can at least teleport us from place to place.  Great idea, Em!

 

Me: *blushes, it appearing blue on my purple skin, since it had recently changed to that color* Aw, gee...  Ah, ya know...  Just trying to help.

 

Greatly appreciated!  Let's go, guys! *teleports himself and the rest of them back to camp*

Edited by Emily, 29 November 2012 - 11:28 PM.

[DoReMiRocker]

*At the camp, they saw an unfamiliar green alien with a pink hat with a long tail picking at their stuff( http://lunana-chan.d...ew-OC-324195010 ).*

  HEY!!! Who are you and what are you doing here?!?!?
Crazizi: EEP!   *Jumps back a bit.* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?
  Ooooohhh!!! Could it be one of Ultralord's friends?
  Shut up, Ultra-dork! Obviously I've never seen that THING in your stupid Ultra-Lord games and stuff!
According to what I remember, that's a keronian from the planet Keron! I wonder how it ever got to the camp...
Crazizi: Leave me ALONE! Don't kill me! *Curls up on the floor, crying.*

(EDIT: Fack, Mara's rules say no OC's. QAQ" Oh well, I'll just re-do the post.)

  Ohmygod! Nerdtron, you're so dumb! We wasted more than a month in a stupid spaceship!
Well, I barely use the teleporter so don't blame me for forgeting! You're lucky I even had it!
You guys are SO annoying when you fight! *Covers her ears.*
Me: *Randomly appears.* Hula, guise. ewe"
 

Edited by DoReMiRocker, 02 March 2013 - 05:44 PM.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Everyone, this is a friend of mine, Victoria.

 

Oh, hey.  Sorry, didn't see you appear just now.

 

Me: Nice to see you!  Would you like to hold my daughter?  Just follow me to the girls' cabin.  She's already talking!  I think we have a little genius here! *heads over there, followed by Victoria*

[DoReMiRocker]

Me: *Following Emily.* Why'd you leave her in a girl's cabin? o3o
 

*Cindy and Jimmy were arguing behind them.*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: *gently cuddles Steph* She's been in my sling the whole time, silly!  Let's head on in, then...

 

Victoria: Oh, I should've noticed! *laughs; takes a seat in a nearby purple armchair*  *looks over toward the TV, then sees the Gamecube console with a few games near it* Hey, what kinda games are those?  Any Rocket Power ones?? *walks over*

 

Me: Funny, I never actually noticed that here before... *picks up the 3 games and examines them* Let's see what we have here...  Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Bomberman Hero, and... yep, it's here!  Rocket Power: Beach Bandits!  Wanna play??

 

Victoria: Heck, yah!! *opens the case and inserts the disc into the Gamecube, then turns it and the TV on*

 

Me: Hey, Cindy!  Libby!  Wanna join us?  We have 4 controllers!

 

*looks up from doing her nails at the dining room table* Sorry, but I don't play video games like that Ultra-Dork!

 

Oh, I don't mind!  Some of Sheen's love for video games has rubbed off on me after a while... *joins them and grabs a controller* So, what are we playing??

[DoReMiRocker]

((OMG I have the PS2 version of Rocket Power Beach Bandits! XD ))
Me: We're playing Rocket Power Beach Bandits, like Emily said a few seconds ago!
  I'm NOT an Ultra-Dork!
  Then stop being so obsessive over Ultra-Lord!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*realizes something* Hey, what are you doing in the girls' cabin, anyway, Ultra-Freak?!  OUT!!!

 

Okay, OKAY!!  I'm going! *heads to the front door; under his breath* Sheesh, what a whiny-baby...

 

I heard that, twirp!!!

 

Cindy, keep it down!!  The game's startin' now!

 

Me: *gets up to lay Steph down for a nap, then returns* Wait a minute..  That's strange.  We should be seeing dialogue between the characters, not some freaky purplish glow coming from the screen...

 

Victoria: Hey, you're right.  I see it, too!  It almost looks like you could step right into it...

 

This I gotta see...  Fortunately, my nails are dry by now. *walks up to them and examines the screen* You're right; that IS freaky!  It looks like a portal or something... *sticks her hand up to it and finds she can put it straight through the screen* Stranger and stranger!!

 

Me: Weird much! *pauses as the portal starts to spin* Cindy, get your hand outta there!!  You don't know what that thing's capable of!

 

YAAAHH!! *yanks it out just before it starts spitting stuff out* This dimension is really getting creepy!!  I'm getting Jimmy! *dashes out of their cabin towards the guys' cabin*

 

*before anyone else can react, one by one, 4 figures fly out of the portal before it stops spinning*

 

*returns quickly moments later with Jimmy close behind her* He's here now.  See that strange portal, Neutron?!  I think those 4 unfamiliar people over there just flew out of it...!

 

*observes the 4 strangers, 3 males and a female, apparently temporarily unconscious, then glances at the TV, seeing it stop glowing and fizzling out like a light, emitting smoke* Televisions haven't done that before! *turns his attention to the 4 strangers again* Are they okay??

 

Victoria: Hey, hold up!  These kids look really familiar!  They're... *upon closer inspection, she discovers their identities* ...Otto, Reggie, Twister, and Sam, only strangely 3-dimensional!!

 

Me: *shakes Reggie's shoulder* Hey, are you guys okay?  Please wake up...