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[SweeneyxxTodd]

Ah, I said *mumbles*grerar*

:o

All this grumbling? For shame Lady Kazzy!

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

But the queen jests. I can't exactly get annoyed with her highness but I don't have to be happy about it either (ee-ther :lol:)

[SweeneyxxTodd]

The Queen can't jest. That's MY job!

And neither (nee-ther :lol:) she nor anyone else, is entitled to take my job. I fart in the general direction of job takers!

/modified Monty Python quote/

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

Moooo!!!!!

I am Freunch. Why do yoooou thingk I ave this outraaageous agccent?

[SweeneyxxTodd]

I wave my private parts at your aunties!

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

I told them we already got one.

*blows raspberry and pats helmet*

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

You must find us..........another shrubery!!!

We'll put it next to the first one and create a two level effect.

[SweeneyxxTodd]

We are the keepers of the sacred words Nee, Peng, and Neeeeewom!

~*Mary the Modesty Court Jester*~

[Kaz]

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Nee. We are the Knights Who Say Ickyickybatangpirink.

What do you want from us now, Knights Who.....who until recently said Nee?

[SweeneyxxTodd]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Fire Pearl]

WAHHH I LOVE MOTHY PYTHON TO DEATH!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mary, your siggie is so awesome!!! I watched the movie in English and this song was just beyond EPICEPICEPIC!!!!


<_< YOu two just have to pick on my troubles pronouncing 'neither', uh??? :lol:


Furthermore, I didn't intend to take your job away from you Mary, but to make Kaz your assistent. Your low low low servant. If she upsets me, that is. *pokes lady Kazzy*

[SweeneyxxTodd]

'Sok. It led to much lulz and Holy Grail quoting.

"I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective"

:lol:

[Fire Pearl]

'What. Is your name?'

'King Arthur King of the Britains'

'What. Is your quest?'

'The search for the holy grail'

'What. Is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'


Sr, but I LOVE that scene!


'Who does he think he is?'

'I am your king!'

'Well I didn't vote for you!'

[SweeneyxxTodd]

She turned me into a newt!

*silence*

A newt?

*awkward silence*

I got better.

[Fire Pearl]

'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.'

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

:lol: Gotta love Dennis...

[Fire Pearl]

I'm not sure whether you had this one quoted before, but anyways:

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.