For my incredible ( :P Pig) achievements during Laura's birthday celebration, improving this forum, fighting the real life and helping the world spreading my beneficient modesty, I, 
modestly, decided to award myself with this Brilliant Modesty medal. I could give a little 2 hour speech about how well deserved this medal actually is, but, I'm terribly sorry, I just can't wait to give myself this medal.
Start fanfares, please!
*Puts a medal on his chest.*