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[curiochibi]

You scared me there, Kaz.
Mikey and Michelle are the names of two characters in my other fanfic that I might start posting soon, in lieu of GenderBender.

[Kaz]

OMG! What are the chances!?

[curiochibi]

Well, Mara had the ideas of writing both a GB fanfic and a vampire fanfic, so...

I dunno. \(O_o)/


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Ostrich. That is all.

-Jessi

[Kaytron]

Well, as they say:

"Great minds think alike"

or as an acquaintance of mine would quickly say after:

"And fools seldom differ."

Damn.

^Kaytron^ :ph43r:

[Kaz]

Are you trying to insinuate that Jessi and I are fools?

*Glares*

ARE YOU!? :P

[Fire Pearl]

Okay...I'm in a weird mood right now, so let's go with something slightly disturbing^^


* The five kids are strolling down the school's floor, talking about something random. Suddenly the door of their classroom flies open and a very redfaced and messy haired Miss Fowl staggers out. The kids stare bewildered at her. The teacher's glistening eyes widen as she sees the children*

Sheen: Hey Miss Fowl, what are ya doing here?

*Miss Fowl shrieks startled and begins to fiddle the collar of her shirt*

Miss Fowl: Uh...nothing...

Jimmy: Why are you panting like that?

Libby: Yeah, you're completely outta breath....

*A voice rings uncomprehandable from the inside of the class room. Miss Fowl spins around and quickly slammes the door*

Cindy: Okay...what is going on here, Miss Fowl?

Miss Fowl* slightly desperate* Why don't just...leave, uh?

*Before anyone can answer, the voice from the inside calls louder*

Voice: Shalalala I am in Loooooo....

*The kids raise their eyebrows at their teacher*

Libby: Uhm...why is your lipstick daubed like that?

Sheen: Miss Fowl wears lipstick???*throws arms melodramatic in the air and waves excitedly*

Carl*whining* IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Miss Fowl: It's...BRAWK...uh...nothing...really...

Jimmy: Guys I'm not sure whether we really wanna...

*the door busts open, due to the strong wind that blows through a window of the classroom. Curiously the kids peek inside...and back shocked away*

Principal Willoughby *wearing a hot pink salsa costume* : It's time for love baby...love baby....uhuhuhu.... :dance:

*Under the shocked views of the vhildren, the Principals swirls around. At the back of the room, Bolbi is standing, holding a micro in his hands*

Bolbi*deep voice, serious face* The next song is dedicated to Miss Fowl and Principal Willoughby.....*smiles all of sudden* Bolbi says clap clap clap, slap slap slap...shake shake shake your boootays!!!!

*The kids stare back at Miss Fowl, who smiles nervously*

Cindy: I don't...

Jimmy: ...believe this.

Libby & Carl, Sheen: Amen.

Bolbi: Bolbi thought so too, before seeing the bird and the pinky boy making o------

Principal Willoughby*cuts in, completely oblivious to everyone* You cannot stop the train of loooooveee..... *.*

Sheen: This will scarr our poor selves forever.*hangs head low*

Carl*covers eyes* Yes I---

Sheen: LOOK AT THIS!!!! WE'RE OUTTA CHALK!!!

Cindy*slaps forehead* Everytime you think it couldn't get dumber....

Bolbi: SLAP CLAP CLAP ROCK'N ROLL!!!! *begins to play airguitar and headbangs*

Jimmy: The world has gone mad.

Libby: Ain't tellin me anything new...I'm going out with that guy*points at Sheen, who is dancing salsa with Principal Willoughby*

Carl*referring to the dance in front of his eyes*: Well...at least I know now, what Cindy and Jimmy were doing, the one time I saw them stepping outta a closet, equally redfaced and outta breath.




Yeah yeah, I was in the mood for this... :rolleyes:

[Flank]

Oh, man! Laura! That was just outrageous! :lol:

You have imagination. It's weird, perverted AND hilarious! Good IDOJ stuff, I think.

I especially liked the last thing about Jimmy and Cindy in the closet.

[Kaz]

ROFL!!! Sheen's not the only one scarred for life.....Hmmm.....

*goes off to other topic*

[Macey]

LAURA, THAT ROCKED.

'Nuff said.

[curiochibi]

Okay...I'm in a weird mood right now, so let's go with something slightly disturbing^^


* The five kids are strolling down the school's floor, talking about something random. Suddenly the door of their classroom flies open and a very redfaced and messy haired Miss Fowl staggers out. The kids stare bewildered at her. The teacher's glistening eyes widen as she sees the children*

Sheen: Hey Miss Fowl, what are ya doing here?

*Miss Fowl shrieks startled and begins to fiddle the collar of her shirt*

Miss Fowl: Uh...nothing...

Jimmy: Why are you panting like that?

Libby: Yeah, you're completely outta breath....

*A voice rings uncomprehandable from the inside of the class room. Miss Fowl spins around and quickly slammes the door*

Cindy: Okay...what is going on here, Miss Fowl?

Miss Fowl* slightly desperate* Why don't just...leave, uh?

*Before anyone can answer, the voice from the inside calls louder*

Voice: Shalalala I am in Loooooo....

*The kids raise their eyebrows at their teacher*

Libby: Uhm...why is your lipstick daubed like that?

Sheen: Miss Fowl wears lipstick???*throws arms melodramatic in the air and waves excitedly*

Carl*whining* IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Miss Fowl: It's...BRAWK...uh...nothing...really...

Jimmy: Guys I'm not sure whether we really wanna...

*the door busts open, due to the strong wind that blows through a window of the classroom. Curiously the kids peek inside...and back shocked away*

Principal Willoughby *wearing a hot pink salsa costume* : It's time for love baby...love baby....uhuhuhu.... :dance:

*Under the shocked views of the vhildren, the Principals swirls around. At the back of the room, Bolbi is standing, holding a micro in his hands*

Bolbi*deep voice, serious face* The next song is dedicated to Miss Fowl and Principal Willoughby.....*smiles all of sudden* Bolbi says clap clap clap, slap slap slap...shake shake shake your boootays!!!!

*The kids stare back at Miss Fowl, who smiles nervously*

Cindy: I don't...

Jimmy: ...believe this.

Libby & Carl, Sheen: Amen.

Bolbi: Bolbi thought so too, before seeing the bird and the pinky boy making o------

Principal Willoughby*cuts in, completely oblivious to everyone* You cannot stop the train of loooooveee..... *.*

Sheen: This will scarr our poor selves forever.*hangs head low*

Carl*covers eyes* Yes I---

Sheen: LOOK AT THIS!!!! WE'RE OUTTA CHALK!!!

Cindy*slaps forehead* Everytime you think it couldn't get dumber....

Bolbi: SLAP CLAP CLAP ROCK'N ROLL!!!! *begins to play airguitar and headbangs*

Jimmy: The world has gone mad.

Libby: Ain't tellin me anything new...I'm going out with that guy*points at Sheen, who is dancing salsa with Principal Willoughby*

Carl*referring to the dance in front of his eyes*: Well...at least I know now, what Cindy and Jimmy were doing, the one time I saw them stepping outta a closet, equally redfaced and outta breath.




Yeah yeah, I was in the mood for this... :rolleyes:

Let me speak my thoughts in a way that a portion of you can even remotely understand what I am saying.

ACH.
MEIN.
GOTT!

Eres brilliante, Laura! Brilliante!

In other words, it was epic.
And you also brought up another part of ANOTHER one of my fanfics at the end. <_<
Is my mind that suspectible to matching with other people? Am I telepathic? Gott only knows.

-Jessi

[Kaytron]

@Kaz: No, you aren't a fool, fool!

@Laura: *faints out of sheer epicness*

^Kaytron^ :ph43r:

[Fire Pearl]

Oh it's sad this topic has become forgotten that quickly. -_- Well....then I'll post something more....it's early in the morning, I'm horribly tired, have a serious headache....are there any better conditions for writing stuff that would never happen in JN? ^_^

Oh and thanks for your comments :P Guess slightly perverted and weird is just your taste. :wacko:


*The five children are standing on the school's courtyard, talking about a random topic. Suddenly the loud noise of an approaching helicopter reaches their ears. Before the kids can react, a person jumps out the helicopter, dressed in yellow and black, landing right in front of them, seemingly uninjured.*

Jimmy: What....?

Libby: ....the....

Carl: ....heck?!

Sheen:*screeching* Darn it!

*Cindy frowns and looks bewildered at her friends, then back at the stranger , who is coughing turning around. As the children see his face, they gasp in shock*

Everyone: Yoo Yee!!!

Jimmy: What?

Libby*jaw dropping* : ....the....

Carl:....heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

*Jimmy looks annoyed and amazed at his friends for a moment, but turns around again to eye their foe*

Jimmy: What----

Libby: ....the....

Carl: ....heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

Jimmy: ---are you doing here?! If you're coming to get Sheen, I'll tell you, that you are in for a surprise!!!

Sheen: *macho pose* Dude...I'll dance ya right out of your girly pyjama! *pauses and glances uncertain around* *whispering to Jimmy* Do we know that guy?

Jimmy: What?

Libby:....the....

Carl: ...heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

Jimmy: Would you leave that be!!!! :mad:

*Yoo Yee, who has seemingly enough of the drama, cuts in*

Yoo Yee: Stay calm you bunch of not flying around persons! I, Yoo Yee am not coming for that ....Chosen One....*under breath* looser....

Sheen: Hey I heard that!

Yoo Yee*raises fist* You're saying?

Sheen*stops and smiles nervously* Why...I am the greatest looser around...I am the perfect looser! Failure is practically my middle name, right Carl?

Carl*ponders for a moment* Yeah...he's right. He always messes up.

Sheeen: See, as I told you....Carl!*glares at his best friend*

Jimmy: Okay wha----*corrects himself quickly*....so your reason for coming is?

*Yoo Yee clears his throat and looks uncertain around. As to relax he performs some simple kong fu exercises, much to the kid's amazement. Finally he has calmed down enough, swallows again....and falls on his knees right in front of Cindy*

Yoo Yee: Cindy...I've come all this way from Shangri LLama to tell you how much I admire you. Your stunt jump on my head just melted my heart and all I can think about is you and your wonderful battle cry. Come with me my love, I have the peanut butter and chocolate packed, all you need to do is to hop in and elope with me in a life full of conversations with yourself and howling ninjas. What do you say?

*stunned silence*

Jimmy: WHAT???

Libby: ....the...

Carl: ....heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

Jimmy:OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH, STOP THAT!!!

Yoo Yee: Cindy....why aren't you saying anything? Is your overwhelming joy clouding your senses?

Libby*sneering* More like...overwhelming disgust.

Cindy*blinking a few times bewildered :blink: * ...And you didn't even bring a ring with you?!

Yoo Yee: What?

Libby:....the....

Carl: ...heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

Cindy: What kind of proposal is that, if you don't even brought a ring with you? And a gift? And flowers? Am I that worthless?!!!!!

Yoo Yee *startled* I....I...NO, of course not my fists swinging love. Be right back...don't move!

*rushes away*

Jimmy*disbelieving* What?

Libby:...th----

Jimmy*cuts in* Don't you DARE say it!

Sheen: Darn it!

Jimmy: :mad: :mad: :mad:

*Yoo Yee comes back, arms laden with things. Gasping he offers Cindy a bouquet of lillies*

Yoo Yee: Here, apple of my eye, your flowers...

Cindy: What? These are lillies! I expected roses!

Yoo Yee*whining* They hadn't any roses left!!!

Cindy: Show me what else you have!

*Yoo Yee gives her a beautiful shimmering ring with a sparkling emerald on top*

Cindy: Is that real silver?

Yoo Yee: Yes it is!

Cindy: Hmmm....what else?!

Yoo Yee: These pralines...the finest sort I could find.

Cindy: Good enough.

Yoo Yee *beaming* So you're coming with me?

Cindy: Don't you forget something? First repeat your speech!

Yoo Yee *falls sighing on his knees again* Cindy...I've come all this way from Shangri LLama to tell you how much I admire you. Your stunt jump on my head just melted my heart and all I can think about is you and your wonderful battle cry. Come with me my love, I have the peanut butter and chocolate packed, all you need to do is to hop in and elope with me in a life full of conversations with yourself and howling ninjas. What do you say?

*again amazed silence*

Sheen: Wow...exactly word by word....

*His friends just shake bewildered their heads*

*Cindy pauses for a moment. Out of the blue, however she hops in Yoo Yee's arms and embraces him tightly*

Cindy: Yes...yes yes, of course I do!!!

Jimmy:WHAT?!

Libby:....the...

Carl:....heck?

Sheen: Darn it!

Yoo Yee: Really?! Oh this is the gloriest day of my life!!!

*Suddenly Cindy stops and lets quickly go of their embrace and backs away.*

Cindy*rubbing her head* Whoa...oops, sorry bird-boy wrong guy proposing. I was in the moment.

Yoo Yee: What?

*Cindy picks casually all the gifts up she has dropped during their embrace and replies chattily:*

Cindy: Hey thanks for the presents, though.

*She beging to walk away, when she stops again and points, deathly serious at poor Jimmy*

Cindy* threateningly* Now you know what I expect, Nerdtron! *shows off the gifts*

*Then she spins around and finally walks away*

Sheen: Whoa...that's one chick. First she ditches Yoo Yee, then she pressures Jimmy and finally has all the gifts. She's my hero!

Carl: I'm scared.

Jimmy*completely shocked, one eye twitching* What...the...heck?!

Sheen*cheerfully*: Darn it!




^_^ Not perverted and probably not very funny, but I somehow was in the mood for it. And...by some force I always could picture the pairing Yoo Yee x Cindy...although I'm a no-compromises-JC shipper :P Guess my mind is clouded... :lol:

[Kaytron]

OMG I LOVE IT!!

ps check ur inbox

[Fire Pearl]

:lol: Hehehe thanks :lol:

[Flank]

Laura, sometimes flights of your imagination just scare me. :D
That was outstanding! It's a one kick-ass oneshot! You really know how to write it interesting and thrilling. :thumbsup:

Yoo Yee X Cindy :lol:

[RocksmySocks]

Hahaha, brilliant, Laura! :thumbsup:

I just have this on repeat in my head:

What

the

heck

DARN IT!


LOL, hilarious!

[CraazyOne]

I just have this on repeat in my head:

What

the

heck

DARN IT!

LOL, I know, right?

...Oh, crap, my fingers are so cold and numb I can hardly type!!!!

Awesome job, Laura. =)




~Rachel~

[Kaz]

Laura you are so freaking awesome!

What......the......heck!?.....Darn it!
:lol:

[curiochibi]

*dies at the epicness*

I wish I had one to share with you that wasn't serious. :unsure:

Maybe I'll think one up later...*yawns*

It was a long 4-day week, people.

-Jessi

[Fire Pearl]

Thank you, guys! :lol: I'm glad I made you laugh! :dance: