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[curiochibi]

:dance: :lol:

-Jessi

[Kaytron]

What...

The...

Heck...

Darn it!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[jimmyxcindy]

Laura, that was pretty darn awesome. Very funny. :lol:

[Kaytron]

Pigquet,

it's simply the honest truth.

I mean,

WHO THE HECK NEEDS DICTIONARIES WHEN YOU HAVE JN?!?

JN is the only needed info.

[insert touching words and dramatic pose here]

^Kaytron^ :ph43r:

[Kaz]

*Does dramatic ready-for-battle pose*

Sorry, wanted in on the pose senario.

[Fire Pearl]

Okay, I'm in a weird mood again, so I'm posting in this topic again. Don't take it serious, I just need to vent out. ^_^

*Once again the gang has rescued the world in another fantastic adventure. Of course it hasn’t been an easy task and of course they have had their fair share of problems, but all this doesn’t matter anymore right now, having their mission accomplished the kids just feel tired…and like real heroes. Just then Jimmy gets an odd feeling in his stomach and decides to make a confession…the hardest confession he ever has had to make.*

Jimmy*nervously*: Uhm…guys…

*Everyone looks at him*

Jimmy: There is something I have to tell you…but actually I want to tell it to one certain person of you guys.

*The children gasp. They all have a feeling what this could be about. But the sheer thought that Jimmy is finally going to confess is taking their breath.*

Jimmy*smiles sheepishly*: Cindy…*he takes a step forward*….there is something…I need to tell you.

Cindy*caught off guard*: uhm…yeah ….eh sure…talk…*she fiddles nervously the collar of her shirt, not quite believing what’s just going to happen.*

Jimmy: I’m sure it’s gonna surprise you like nothing before…

Libby*rolling her eyes*Oblivious....hopelessly oblivious…

Jimmy: And I’m aware it’s gonna affect our relationship in a completely new way…

Carl*shivering* This sounds creepy...is he ill?
*Libby smacks Carl on the head*

Libby: Be quiet and enjoy the show, Llama boy.

Jimmy: But…I think I am ready to let the world know…

Cindy*smiles gleefully*: Yes, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Although it will change everything….
*Suddenly a loud snort sounds from beside him. Disgruntled, the children turn around to face Sheen, sleeping on his spot.*

Libby*smacks him lightly* Wake up Mister!

Sheen*startled* What? Who? Where? Carl did it! I wanted to stop him, but he went mad! MAD!!!

Carl*fearfully* I am innocent! Sheen did it!

Sheen*angrily* What you little…

Libby: Stop it you guys! Nobody did anything! We were just listening to
Jimmy…

Sheen: Ah now I remember! Geez, soap operas are faster than Jimmy’s confession….Where’s Ultralord?*rolls bored his eyes*

Jimmy: Ya well it ain’t easy what I’m gonna say…

Cindy: Could you please hurry up?! *smiles, though*

Jimmy*deep breath*: Okay…so what I want to say is…

Cindy: Okay…

Jimmy: Cindy…I…

*The girl feels giddy and smiles broadly*

Jimmy: I….I….

*The other friends catch their breath in their throats. The tension thickens*

Jimmy: I….* swallows hard*

*All eyes are focused intensely on him. He can feel their stares piercing through him*

Jimmy: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination life is your creation

*Stunned stillness.*

*Suddenly*

Nick*coming out of the blue*: Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Jimmy*batting his eyelashes* I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

Nick: Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Jimmy: ha ha ha, yeah

Nick: Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Jimmy: oooh, oooh

Nick: Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Jimmy: ha ha ha, yeah

Sheen*interrupting the singing sequence* Damnit….

Libby*glancing at Cindy* Uh….girl…?

*Cindy just walks five meters away and spots a random guy. Determined she grabs his collar*

Cindy*shouting*: Marry me. Doesn’t matter who you are. As long as you're not a doll.

Sheen*as usual*: This is called ACTION FIGURE!!!!

*everyone looks disturbed at him*

Carl: Guys...this is a kids show. Keep it G-rated for llama's sake!!!

Everyone else: EWWWwwww CARL!

Carl*ducks* What...I'm just saying. Don't tell me you didn't think the same!

Jimmy: Okayy.....a one, a two, a three....I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world ...

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!




:blink: I told you I needed to vent out. I don't know if it's even funny...I guess not. No I know it's not. But you gotta admit it'd never happen in JN :lol:

[Flank]

HAHAHAHA! This is one of the weirdest things that I ever read here! Sure, that would NEVER happen in JN.

[Kaz]

I am totally doing one of those JN screenshots we love to laugh at so much. :blink:

You're sick and I love you for it!

[Fire Pearl]

^_^ Yay for the weirdness :lol:

You're sick and I love you for it!

That's exactly how it's supposed to be :P

[curiochibi]

Ho.
Ly.
Crap.

Now you have permanently lodged that song into my head. Ach!

-Jessi

[Fire Pearl]

:P You're welcome.

[Fire Pearl]

Mah wiiiierd moood it'nst ovahr yet....So me is gonna posted some more...(LOL writing like that is really hard^^)

Remember LSTN? The news? Bolbi? Well now you will LOL
So this is gonna take place after LSTN :lol: (Another reason why it's never gonna happen)

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*The five kids are standing in front of a huge building. Libby, who is looking unusually giddy is all dolled up. *

Libby*jittering* Oh guys, I'm kinda sorta a bit excited!!!!

Sheen*glistening eyes* Libby....you look beautiful.

Libby*giggling* I know, but still...don't you think I seem a bit...excited?

Cindy*rolling her eyes* Gee, I wouldn't know. After all it's not as if you would have talked about this for LIKE TEN HOURS ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy and Carl *who had been dozing, jerk their heads up* What?!

Sheen*dreamily* You look beautiful Libby.

Jimmy*rubbing his head* Is she still talking?

Cindy*outraged* YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING?! THE BOTH OF YOU?!!!

*Carl just nods intimidated* *In the background Libby is still chattering, now with Sheen who just stares in awe at her*

Jimmy*frowning* Jeez, what's your problem, Vortex?

Cindy: WHAT MY PROBLEM IS???

Jimmy: Yeah!!!

Cindy: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS???

Jimmy: HECK, YES!

Cindy: THEN I'M GONNA TELL YOU!!!

Jimmy: FINE!

Cindy: FINE!!!

Jimmy: SO?!

Cindy: WHAT?

Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TELL ME!

Cindy: I AM!!!

Jimmy: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

Cindy:YES I AM!!!

Carl: WHY THE heck ARE YOU YELLING???

Jimmy & Cindy: WE AREN'T YELLING!!!

Carl: YES YOU ARE!!!

Jimmy: :blink: Really?

Cindy: Hehehe...guess so.

Carl*wiping his forehead* Okay. now that this is settled, do you think you...

Jimmy&Cindy: SORRY!!!

*Carl just stares at them and shakes his head. All of sudden, Cindy grabs Jimmy's collar and pulls him closer, glaring at him*

Cindy: I WAS THE DAMN ONLY ONE TO LISTEN TO LIBBY'S ENTIRE TIRADE?!!! YOU TWO JUST SLEPT THERE WHILE I WAS BEING TORTURED?!

Carl:*whining* You're yelling again...

Cindy* furiously* I AM NOT!!!!!

Carl*ducks* Right...you're not...I got it...*smiles carefully*

Jimmy: Well..at least you had Sheen being tortured as well...

*Both pause and look at their friend who is swooning all over Libby (who is still talking). Cindy turns her head back to face Jimmy and smiles sympathetically*

Cindy*sweetly*: Jimmy...I know why you are such a good hero.

*Jimmy gasps startled at her words.*

Jimmy: What? Why?

Cindy*face falling* Cause you suck as villain. *gestures at Sheen* YOU CALL THAT TORTURE?! THE GUY IS SMILING, DROOLING!!! DOES THIS GET INTO YOUR BIG BRAIN?! *she stops to look at Carl* Anything you want to add, Llama boy?

Carl*shivering* You're not yelling...not yelling.

Cindy*smiling satisfied* Good boy. *she grabs Jimmy's shirt tighter* If you enjoyed letting me suffer like this, I swear....

Jimmy* weakly* Ya well, that's kinda the point of being arch rivals....I mean we hooked up, but still, you see the point is still that....

Cindy: DON'T YOU ARCH-RIVAL ME NOW! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING HYSTERIC???

Jimmy*carefully, as he is slowly running out of oxygen* Y-yes yes, believe me I CAN see it! But hey, isn't Libby supposed to be your best friend?

*Cindy stops and lets go of his shirt. With a blank expression she steps back, takes a deep breath and froms a huge, scary smile.*

Cindy*quickly and chattily*: Oh my Jimmy isn't this an awesome day? Yes it is an awesome day, you know why it is an awesome day? First say it's an awesome day, then Ill tell you why it's an awesome day, it's awesome because it's an awesome day, don't you think it's awesome today? Gee I'm feeling so excited, oh the great Retroville Miss Beauty pageant is today, isn't this awesome? Do you think I have a chance? I do look pretty, don't I, say that I look pretty, c'mon am I beautiful or just pretty or even dropdead gorgeous, gee I'm so excited and *she stops and glares meaningful at Jimmy*

Jimmy*head spinning* O-okay I get what you mean....

Cindy*snapping* Ya think so, Spewtron? Libby was sleeping over so I got to hear that all night. AND IT WASN'T FUNNY!!!

Carl: SHE ISN'T YELLING; YOU OBLIVIOUS ONES!!!

Cindy: Good Wheezer...good. But don't expect a reward.

Carl: My healthy is reward enough,. *bows*

Jimmy: Well..but Libby's your friend...you've gotta support her.

Cindy: easy for YOU to say.

Jimmy*grinning* That's why I like being a guy.

Cindy: Pah! Besides Beauty pageants are for airheads...I don't know what Libby even wants there.

Jimmy: Ya well, it doesn't concern you, anyways.

*Carl slaps his hand over one mouth, sensing Jimmy's mistake*

Cindy*deathly slow* Why would you say that?

Jimmy*completely oblivious* It's not like you could ever enter a beauty pageant.

*Everyone gasps, even Libby and Sheen.*

Cindy: WHAT?!

Jimmy: I mean your chances would be like....*he stops suddenly, seeing her clenched fists* Oh my, isn't that a parrot over there?

*Sheen walks up to Jimmy and whispers.*

Sheen: Dude...it's never smart to say such a thing. But if ya just hooked up with your rival (which's completely sick by the way) it's even less smart.

Jimmy*faking a smile* I've everything...under control....

*Sheen shruggs and goes to Carl and Libby.*

Sheen: I bet five bucks he's not gonna make it.

Carl: I give him three minutes.

Libby: Two.

Cindy*sweetly* Jimmy?

Jimmy*swallows* Yes...Cindy?

Cindy: RUN!!!!

*Half an hour later the children are inside the building where the pageant will take place. Libby is even more excited than before, while Jimmy miraculously had a fair bunch of bruises appearing on his arms.*

Libby*squeal* We're here!

Sheen*sighing*: You look beautiful.

Libby: I know! I can't believe we're here.

Cindy*grimly*: Indeed.

Carl*just as a staffer walks by* SHE'S NOT YELLING!!!!

*the staffer startles and almost lets fall down a plate of food*

Jimmy*shking his head* Carl...


*Suddenly the door of the room the kids are waiting at swings white open. A gleefully smiling Bolbi comes in, almost dancing. When he sees the others, he stops and begins to beam.*

Bolbi: Friends!!! Coming to admire Bolbi.

*Everyone exchanges glances*

Cindy*after shaking her head shortly* What?

Bolbi* makes a pirouette* Bolbi pretty. Bolbi gonna be Miss Retroville...good.*he makes a dense face*

Jimmy: Oh yeah right...he's attending as well...

Libby*laughing* Bolbi? you've gotta be kidding me! This can't be true!

Bolbi*smiling* Don't being jealous, Libby. Bolbi won't brag with success.

Libby*gasping* Are you outta your mind?

Bolbi: Girl is being jealous of Bolbi's beauty. Understandable. Don't be sad. Not everyone can be as pretty as Bolbi is.

Libby *gritting her teeth*: What you little...?

*Fortunately the responsible persons come to get them just in this moment and lead Libby (Cindyas companion) and Bolbi into the dressing rooms.*


*Later*

Libby*applying eye shadow* Can you believe it?

Cindy* yawning,, for the hundreth time*: No I cannot believe it.

Libby: Who does this kid think he is!?

Cindy*monotonous* I do not know that.

Libby*angrily* He is a BOY! Why is he even allowed.

Cindy: I do not know that.

Libby*clenching her fists* Can you just...can you believe it.

Cindy*eyes half-closed* No I cannot believe it.

Libby: I despise that little brat.

Cindy: I despise him too...

Libby: I'm gonna show that little nerd where he belongs to.

Cindy*struggling to keep her eyes open, reaching her friend her dress* You're gonna show him.

*Libby pauses her tirade and glances suspiciously over to Cindy*

Libby: I, Cindy Vortex am gonna elope with Principal Willoughby.

Cindy*yawning* I, Cindy Vortex am gonna elope with Principal Willoughby.

*Libby is about to point accusingly at her friend, when Cindy continues in the same bored voice*

Cindy:....since everything is better than to listento you just one more second.

*Libby is about to respond, when suddenly Bolbi approaches them. He is wearing a fancy blue dress with balck high heels, however struggling to keep the balance.*

Cindy*eyes fluttering up* Yeah...Beauty Pageants are such a great experience.

Bolbi: Bolbi saying good luck.

Libby*scoffs*

Bolbi: Libby gonna need it.

Libby*furious* What? I'm telling you something...

Bolbi: these shoes and this dress....tsk tsk tsk....

Libby*getting more angry every second* OH YEAH?! Well these earrings are way to big! *points at his ears*

Bolbi: Are present from Granny...don't offend Granny!

Libby: I think i just did. besides this color doesn't fit you!

Bolbi: Make-up is too much!

Libby*steps nearer* Crosseyes!

Bolbi:*leaps forward as well* Messy hair! Those not be even pigtails anymore!

Libby: Imbecile!

Bolbi: Shallow girl!

Libby: Kebab lover!

Bolbi: Partygirl!

Libby: Looser!

Bolbi: Not as much as you!

*Both are beginning to scratch and hit each other. :catfight: Cindy just smiles at them.*

Cindy: Beauty pageants...good stuff.


*Two staffers appear and seperate the two fighting girls...uh the two fighting persons.*

Libby*while being dragged away* You're gonna fail!

Bolbi*makes a L-symbol , then crosseyes*

Cindy*shaking her head* This is better than I thought.


*the contest beings, the first girls come in dressed in their finest robes*

*in the audience*


Sheen*dreamily* Libby is beautiful.

Jimmy: Sheen, she didn't even come yet!

Sheen: She will be the most beautiful girl.

Carl: Too much admiration...where's my inhaler!

Sheen She's beautiful....

Jimmy* silently* Now I know what she meant with 'airheads'

*back in the dressing room. An old woman quickly approaches Cindy and shakes her head. From somewhere the bickering voices of Libby and Bolbi can be heard.*

Old woman: Young lady, what is it with you? Shouldn't you be preparing?

Cindy: Uh?

Woman: Sheesh the youth! C'mon get ready!

Cindy: What? i am not one of those fools who want to get Miss Retroville!

Woman*grabs her arm* You're late...the first contest has already started!

Cindy*yelling* Hello! anyone there? I. AM. NOT. ATTENDING.THIS. CONTEST!!!! *the woman just pulls her away*

*In the audience*

Carl*while another girl presents herself* SHE IS NOT YELLING!!!

*Everyone looks at them.*

Jimmy*blushing embarrassed and whispering* Carl...what's this about?

Carl: I....I just had the feeling to yell this.

Sheen: Isn't she beautiful...

Jimmy*slaps forehead* this isn't Libby!

Sheen*smiling wickedly* I know.

*back in the wardrobe*

Woman: We haven't much time to fix your hair, you know?

Cindy*trying to get her off her* Look, wrinkles, this is a misunderstanding, I....

*The woman keeps working, ignoring her furious outcries*

*Almost all girls have been on stage already. They stand smiling sickingly in a row at the side.*

*A loud voice suddenly comes from the backstage*

Voice: THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING, DAMN IT!!!! I DON'T I REPEAT DON'T----

*Cindy's voice cracks as she gets pushed on the stage and faces the audience. At her side, the anchor man smiles*

Anchor man: And another young lady...what is your name, my dear?

Cindy: :blink: Uh...wait a minute, I'm just about to leave ....

Anchor man: Oh how cute, she's too shy....

*Awwing in the audience*

Cindy* frowning molested* What, listen up I...

Anchor man: i am convinced you'll do it fine...

Cindy: Hey anyone listening to me, HELLOOOO?!

*The music starts to play. Cindy jumps startled forwards and staggers over the stage.*

Cindy: I wanna get outta here!!!!!

Anchor man: Ladies and Gentlemen isn't this an original way of presenting oneself.

Cindy: How original is it if I punch your lights out, uh?

Anchor man: Oh fier, we like that, don't we?

*audience cheers*

Cindy*fuming* I hate you!!!! :mad:

*the cheering increases*

*Suddenly a loud crash echoes through the hall. Libby and Bolbi come on stage, engaged in a fierce fight. :catfight: , scratching each other, pulling the other's hair out, etc.*

Libby: These shoes are so last year!

Bolbi: Me is prettier than you!

*Both roll over the stage. Cindy, glad about the interruption, flees as fast as she can. The fight increases it's power. After a few minutes, all the contestants are involved, getting beaten up black and green.*


Sheen: She is beautiful.

*his friends just stare at the scene*


*A few minutes later, the staffers finally succeed to stop the fight. All the girls (and Bolbi) are lying bruised on the ground. The Anchor man clears his throat*

Anchor man: Well...since there have been a few problems, it seems we have no...

*From outside*

Voice: LET ME GO, OLD GIRL!!!

*The weird old lady, drags a redfaced Cindy into the picture. The anchor man beams*

Anchor man: We have our winner!!!

Cindy, Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Libby: WHAT?

Libby*standing up, her clothes torn, her hair messy*: This isn't fair! *slips and falls down again*

Sheen*screaming loudly* YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL MY QUEEN!!!

Libby:*angry howl*

*The Anchor man drags Cindy in the middle of the stage.*

Anchor man: Ladies and Gentlemen...

Cindy: LET ME GO!!!

Anchor men: Our new Miss Retroville!!!!

*applause*

Carl*stunned to Jimmy*: Wow...you're now going out and being arch rival of Miss Retroville...

*Jimmy looks at Cindy, who throws the trophy angrily away and walks off, screaming at everyone in her way*

Jimmy*swallows* Lucky me...

*Suddenly Bolbi jumps up and raises his hand*

Bolbi: Hold up! Haven't seen Bolbi ib bikini yet!!!!

Sheen: You're...beau....*pauses* Dude that's just disturbing. *walks off, leaving his amazed friends behind*

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Whoa...this was long to type. Eh, I just needed to vent out again. Senseless, out of character, Stuff that would never happen in JN. ^_^

I feel rather braindead now.

[Flank]

Whoa...this was long to type. Eh, I just needed to vent out again. Senseless, out of character, Stuff that would never happen in JN. ^_^

I feel rather braindead now.

It's OK. It is. Me too after reading it. Good work nevertheless! Pretty funny! :D

[Kaz]

Hehe

This is just what I needed to cheer me up. lol

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Can't believe I never saw this topic, but reviving, anyway! I bet I'll come up with something good pretty soon! Those other ones were too funny, with just one downside: I got the Barbie girl song stuck in my head!