I'm bored.
I'll start a new topic.
Read the title.
Scarring might happen.
And this'll be epic.
The clock for this
starts
NAO!
-Jessi
Stuff that would NEVER happen in JN
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, Oct 12 2008 10:37 PM
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:37 PM
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:46 PM
*Cindy and Libby surf the net in Cindy's bedroom*
Cindy: What is this site??
Libby: What's it called?
Cindy: I dream of Jimmy.
Libby: Sounds like you, girl
I know crap, but i can't think right now
Cindy: What is this site??
Libby: What's it called?
Cindy: I dream of Jimmy.
Libby: Sounds like you, girl
I know crap, but i can't think right now
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:09 PM
No, that was good!
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:11 PM
Carl: Hey Sheen, can I have a bite of your llama-burger?
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Jimmy: Mom, Dad...I just wanted you to be the first to know. I've been accepted at Clown College, on the Squeaky Nose Scholarship. Classes start in the Fall, and I've never been so excited!
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Libby: *doodling on her binder*
Cindy: *glances over* Mrs. Liberty Willoughby?!?!
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Jimmy: Mom, Dad...I just wanted you to be the first to know. I've been accepted at Clown College, on the Squeaky Nose Scholarship. Classes start in the Fall, and I've never been so excited!
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Libby: *doodling on her binder*
Cindy: *glances over* Mrs. Liberty Willoughby?!?!
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:25 PM
Libby (to Jimmy and Cindy): Have you guys decided to admit you like each other yet?
Sheen: Are you crazy Libby? They'll never admit that!
Carl: Yeah you might as well ask if they've decided how many kids their gonna have.
*Laughter*
Jimmy: Two
*Stunned stares*
Cindy: Called Mikey and Michelle
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Bit better I guess
Sheen: Are you crazy Libby? They'll never admit that!
Carl: Yeah you might as well ask if they've decided how many kids their gonna have.
*Laughter*
Jimmy: Two
*Stunned stares*
Cindy: Called Mikey and Michelle
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Bit better I guess
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:47 PM
O_O
That is scary.
But so mind-blowingly hilarious at the same time.
-Jessi
That is scary.
But so mind-blowingly hilarious at the same time.
-Jessi
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:35 AM
ROFLMAO!Jimmy: Mom, Dad...I just wanted you to be the first to know. I've been accepted at Clown College, on the Squeaky Nose Scholarship. Classes start in the Fall, and I've never been so excited!
That's so awesome! omg...
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:36 AM
Sheen: Carl! Why are you always such a baby? Gimme those
*steals Carl's glasses. Puts them on to see that everything looks insanely scary*
Sheen: Carl! You've been wearing anti-rose coloured glasses!
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I am truely ashamed of that one
*steals Carl's glasses. Puts them on to see that everything looks insanely scary*
Sheen: Carl! You've been wearing anti-rose coloured glasses!
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I am truely ashamed of that one
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 04:11 PM
You don't have to be ashamed :lol:
The first thing that gcame into my mind when I read this was a quote of Mara:
....and then everyone got naked.
Hehehe sorry, I'm just telling the truth. ^_^
EPIC WIN!!!! :thumbsup:
The first thing that gcame into my mind when I read this was a quote of Mara:
....and then everyone got naked.
Hehehe sorry, I'm just telling the truth. ^_^
Libby (to Jimmy and Cindy): Have you guys decided to admit you like each other yet?
Sheen: Are you crazy Libby? They'll never admit that!
Carl: Yeah you might as well ask if they've decided how many kids their gonna have.
*Laughter*
Jimmy: Two
*Stunned stares*
Cindy: Called Mikey and Michelle
EPIC WIN!!!! :thumbsup:
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:11 PM
MARA, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO SCAR EVERYONE AGAIN WITH SOMETHING PERVERTED?!
First, it was the doctor thing...now this...YEESH!
-Jessi
First, it was the doctor thing...now this...YEESH!
-Jessi
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 01:48 PM
:lol: Cause she likes to see us scarred, I assume ^_^
AHHHHH you said 'doctor' *hides in a corner and cries*
AHHHHH you said 'doctor' *hides in a corner and cries*
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 02:35 PM
*fingers in ears, screws eyes shut* Lalalalalalalalalala! I'm not listening! Lalalalalalalalalala!
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Posted 15 October 2008 - 11:45 PM
Mikey and Michelle? That's like, the same name. Michelle is the female version of Michael.Libby (to Jimmy and Cindy): Have you guys decided to admit you like each other yet?
Sheen: Are you crazy Libby? They'll never admit that!
Carl: Yeah you might as well ask if they've decided how many kids their gonna have.
*Laughter*
Jimmy: Two
*Stunned stares*
Cindy: Called Mikey and Michelle
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Bit better I guess
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:04 AM
Betty-FALCON PUNCH!
Jimmy-Nice Captain Falcon impersonation!
Jimmy-Nice Captain Falcon impersonation!
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:07 AM
Hey....
These are nice!
^Kaytron^ :ph43r:
These are nice!
^Kaytron^ :ph43r:
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 01:47 PM
Okay I wanna contribute something crappy: :D
*Sheen and Carl, standing on the school's courtyard:*
Sheen: :wacko: :wacko: SHE'S A WITCH I TELL'S YA!!! A WITCH!!!! *waving exctiedly with his hands*
Carl*looking nervously around*: Sheen....
Sheen*yelling and jumping up and down*: BURN HER, BURN HER!!!
Carl*a bit louder*: Uh Sheen....
Sheen: BUT look at this hair...these clothes...these...BURN HER!!!!
Carl: But...
Sheen: These eyes...the way she walks...A WITCH!!!
Carl: But Sheen!!!
Sheen: The way her hair wips....BURN HER, BURN HER, BURN HER!!!
Carl: THERE IS NO WITCH!!!
Sheen: :blink: Whaddya talking about?
Carl: You just ...and...and...
Sheen: Who is it then?*stares at the person approaching*
Jimmy*waving*: Hey guys! Lovely day for a moon ride, don't ya think?
Sheen*poking Carl* Same difference, if ya ask me.
<_< Not good, I know....but just because I'm bored, here's another one:
*Jimmy, Sheen and Carl are driving the Hover Car....suddenly however, they crash into Cindy's house...in her bedroom*
Cindy*baby voice*: Isn't it a lovely day, Little Liza? So so lovely...lovely, lovely,lovely... *huggs a little dolly and puts her next to her stuffed animals collection*
Jimmy, Carl, Sheen: ....
Jimmy: Nice dolls, Vortex.
*Cindy's eyes shoot open, she spins quickly around*
Cindy*stuttering*: I...I...It's not what it looks like!!! *kicks the dolls quickly under her bed*
Jimmy: Uhuh... :P
Cindy: As if you didn't have any dolls!!!*points accusingly at Jimmy*
*Sheen and Carl laugh insanely and look at him*
Jimmy*silently* Damnit!
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Hugh: Your beauty...is enchanting....
*Judy begins to smile*
Hugh: Your eyes...are like deep oceans...
*His wife bats her eyelashes*
Hugh: Your voice...is angelic....
Judy*blushing*: Oh Hugh....
Hugh: Your beak...is the most perfect I've ever seen.
Judy: :blink: ???
*Hugh steps forward and huggs a wooden duck*
Hugh: If I wouldn't be taken, my love...if I just wouldn't be taken...
Okay....I just was in the mood for it^^.
*Sheen and Carl, standing on the school's courtyard:*
Sheen: :wacko: :wacko: SHE'S A WITCH I TELL'S YA!!! A WITCH!!!! *waving exctiedly with his hands*
Carl*looking nervously around*: Sheen....
Sheen*yelling and jumping up and down*: BURN HER, BURN HER!!!
Carl*a bit louder*: Uh Sheen....
Sheen: BUT look at this hair...these clothes...these...BURN HER!!!!
Carl: But...
Sheen: These eyes...the way she walks...A WITCH!!!
Carl: But Sheen!!!
Sheen: The way her hair wips....BURN HER, BURN HER, BURN HER!!!
Carl: THERE IS NO WITCH!!!
Sheen: :blink: Whaddya talking about?
Carl: You just ...and...and...
Sheen: Who is it then?*stares at the person approaching*
Jimmy*waving*: Hey guys! Lovely day for a moon ride, don't ya think?
Sheen*poking Carl* Same difference, if ya ask me.
<_< Not good, I know....but just because I'm bored, here's another one:
*Jimmy, Sheen and Carl are driving the Hover Car....suddenly however, they crash into Cindy's house...in her bedroom*
Cindy*baby voice*: Isn't it a lovely day, Little Liza? So so lovely...lovely, lovely,lovely... *huggs a little dolly and puts her next to her stuffed animals collection*
Jimmy, Carl, Sheen: ....
Jimmy: Nice dolls, Vortex.
*Cindy's eyes shoot open, she spins quickly around*
Cindy*stuttering*: I...I...It's not what it looks like!!! *kicks the dolls quickly under her bed*
Jimmy: Uhuh... :P
Cindy: As if you didn't have any dolls!!!*points accusingly at Jimmy*
*Sheen and Carl laugh insanely and look at him*
Jimmy*silently* Damnit!
~~~
Hugh: Your beauty...is enchanting....
*Judy begins to smile*
Hugh: Your eyes...are like deep oceans...
*His wife bats her eyelashes*
Hugh: Your voice...is angelic....
Judy*blushing*: Oh Hugh....
Hugh: Your beak...is the most perfect I've ever seen.
Judy: :blink: ???
*Hugh steps forward and huggs a wooden duck*
Hugh: If I wouldn't be taken, my love...if I just wouldn't be taken...
Okay....I just was in the mood for it^^.
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 01:52 PM
OHLOL! Laura, the first one made me laugh. I loved the second one. The third one is great too. :thumbsup: Keep the good work!
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 01:59 PM
LOL, Laura. Awesome. =)
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 07:19 PM
Excellent, Laura!
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Posted 16 October 2008 - 08:04 PM
'Twas the point..... :DMikey and Michelle? That's like, the same name. Michelle is the female version of Michael.Libby (to Jimmy and Cindy): Have you guys decided to admit you like each other yet?
Sheen: Are you crazy Libby? They'll never admit that!
Carl: Yeah you might as well ask if they've decided how many kids their gonna have.
*Laughter*
Jimmy: Two
*Stunned stares*
Cindy: Called Mikey and Michelle
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Bit better I guess
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