ROFLMAO! I love these.
Is there any room for more wardens?
Insane Asylum
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, Oct 11 2008 10:52 PM
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:15 PM
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Hey, Assbutt!
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:28 PM
Or patients? lol :lol: I think we're all qualified for that one.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:41 PM
Ditto :lol:Or patients? lol :lol: I think we're all qualified for that one.
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B) Pigquet
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:44 PM
HECK YES!
Aaand...here's another file. I wrote this like at 11:30 last night, so it might be crap-tastic, but what can ya do? Inspiration strikes whenever it wants to.
Analyzing...Subject: Eustace Strych
Eustace Oz Strych
Age: 11
Aliases: NA
Height: 5'7"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Reasons For Institutionalization
This patient has been recommended to this mental institution by the following parties:
Jimmy Neutron, Cindy Vortex, Sheen Estevez, Libby Folfax, Carl Wheezer, Professor Finbar Calamitous, The Junkman, Beautiful Gorgeous Junkman, Baby Edward Neutron, Roxie, Goddard, Mr. Michael Strych, King Goobot the V, Ooblar the Blissfully Oblivious, the entire populations of the following planets: Earth, Yolkus, P24-505, Mars, and all other planets, moons, and asteroids.
*runs to Mara*
MARA: Yes?
ME: Does Eustace REALLY need RFIs? I mean, look how many people recommended him!
MARA: Lemme see that.
*Mara turns to her laptop and starts punching in numbers, muttering under her breath*
MARA: ...and factor in that a human baby in born every 24 seconds, aaand...
*laptop explodes*
*awkward silence*
ME: Didn't that computer have the ending to TOSOT on it?
MARA: Yup.
ME: Sooo...why aren't you on the floor, writhing in agony?
*Mara pulls out a flash drive on a neckstrap*
MARA: What did you think this was? A pregnancy test?
ME: You want the answer I think you wanna hear, or the honest answer?
MARA: Honest answer.
ME: Yes.
*brick'd*
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officer
And various wardens who weren't discussing TOSOT at the time.
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
Aaand...here's another file. I wrote this like at 11:30 last night, so it might be crap-tastic, but what can ya do? Inspiration strikes whenever it wants to.
Analyzing...Subject: Eustace Strych
Eustace Oz Strych
Age: 11
Aliases: NA
Height: 5'7"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Reasons For Institutionalization
This patient has been recommended to this mental institution by the following parties:
Jimmy Neutron, Cindy Vortex, Sheen Estevez, Libby Folfax, Carl Wheezer, Professor Finbar Calamitous, The Junkman, Beautiful Gorgeous Junkman, Baby Edward Neutron, Roxie, Goddard, Mr. Michael Strych, King Goobot the V, Ooblar the Blissfully Oblivious, the entire populations of the following planets: Earth, Yolkus, P24-505, Mars, and all other planets, moons, and asteroids.
*runs to Mara*
MARA: Yes?
ME: Does Eustace REALLY need RFIs? I mean, look how many people recommended him!
MARA: Lemme see that.
*Mara turns to her laptop and starts punching in numbers, muttering under her breath*
MARA: ...and factor in that a human baby in born every 24 seconds, aaand...
*laptop explodes*
*awkward silence*
ME: Didn't that computer have the ending to TOSOT on it?
MARA: Yup.
ME: Sooo...why aren't you on the floor, writhing in agony?
*Mara pulls out a flash drive on a neckstrap*
MARA: What did you think this was? A pregnancy test?
ME: You want the answer I think you wanna hear, or the honest answer?
MARA: Honest answer.
ME: Yes.
*brick'd*
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officer
And various wardens who weren't discussing TOSOT at the time.
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:50 PM
WHOOOOOO, STRYTCH!
OH, THAT WAS THE BEST! I MEAN, EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE (and I'm sure other universes) WILL AGREE HE'S ABSOLUTELY MENTAL, AND PRESIDENT OF LOONY TOWN, AND HAS TO BE LOCKED UP!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, That's my favorite now, Jessi! So, brilliant! :kawaii: :kawaii: :kawaii: :pyro:
*singsong voice* Yeah, he's craaaaaaazyyyyyyy.
That's hilarious!
Great job!
Its not crap tastic at all, I loved it!
See ya, Jessi :lol: Hahaha
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B) Pigquet
OH, THAT WAS THE BEST! I MEAN, EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE (and I'm sure other universes) WILL AGREE HE'S ABSOLUTELY MENTAL, AND PRESIDENT OF LOONY TOWN, AND HAS TO BE LOCKED UP!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, That's my favorite now, Jessi! So, brilliant! :kawaii: :kawaii: :kawaii: :pyro:
*singsong voice* Yeah, he's craaaaaaazyyyyyyy.
That's hilarious!
Great job!
Its not crap tastic at all, I loved it!
See ya, Jessi :lol: Hahaha
:bff:
B) Pigquet
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:54 PM
Did you look at his full name up at the top? You might have to say it out loud to get it though...
-Jessi
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:17 PM
WAIT A SEC HERE.
WHAT AM I.
THE SECRETARY? :huh:
WHAT AM I.
THE SECRETARY? :huh:
#28
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:22 PM
No. I just didn't want to type out every name of every warden/patient/lunch lady.
I'M LAZY.
And damn proud of it, too.
-Jessi
I'M LAZY.
And damn proud of it, too.
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:23 PM
SO ARE WE ALL.
:bff:
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 07:25 PM
YEAH-YUH!
*slaps five with Macey*
*slaps five with Macey*
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:09 PM
Gah! This things are ADDICTING!
Dictator James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron
Age: 21
Aliases: See Case File #0314, Jimmy Neutron. Also known by the following:
The Dictator, Dictator Jimmy, Royal Pain-In-The-A--
MARA: JESSI!
ME: I'm sorry! Someone claimed this was his name!
MARA: Aurora, no doubt...
Height: 5'9"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Reasons For Institutionalization
This patient has been recommended to this mental institution by the following parties:
Mara S.
ME: You're the only one who recommended him?
MARA: You want the list of the other 4,967,885,316 people?
ME: No.
*Krista walks up to the front desk*
KRISTA: Yeah, I came to visit someone?
ME: *evil grin* M'kay. Let me call for an escort.
KRISTA: Oh, I don't think an escort is necessary.
ME: WE GOT FRESH MEAT, PEOPLE!
KRISTA: Wha-?
*wardens come over and grab Krista*
ME: VOX?
KRISTA: YAH! LEMME GO! LEMME GO!
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institualization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officier
And all the Wardens...LOL
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
Dictator James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron
Age: 21
Aliases: See Case File #0314, Jimmy Neutron. Also known by the following:
The Dictator, Dictator Jimmy, Royal Pain-In-The-A--
MARA: JESSI!
ME: I'm sorry! Someone claimed this was his name!
MARA: Aurora, no doubt...
Height: 5'9"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Reasons For Institutionalization
This patient has been recommended to this mental institution by the following parties:
Mara S.
ME: You're the only one who recommended him?
MARA: You want the list of the other 4,967,885,316 people?
ME: No.
*Krista walks up to the front desk*
KRISTA: Yeah, I came to visit someone?
ME: *evil grin* M'kay. Let me call for an escort.
KRISTA: Oh, I don't think an escort is necessary.
ME: WE GOT FRESH MEAT, PEOPLE!
KRISTA: Wha-?
*wardens come over and grab Krista*
ME: VOX?
KRISTA: YAH! LEMME GO! LEMME GO!
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institualization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officier
And all the Wardens...LOL
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:14 PM
Haha I love it!MARA: What did you think this was? A pregnancy test?
Oh, and Ostrich!? Genius!
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:15 PM
Wow...these are hilarious. :lol:
Thanks for posting these, Jessi. You've made me smile I think for the first time since Friday.
-Katie :ahoy:
Thanks for posting these, Jessi. You've made me smile I think for the first time since Friday.
-Katie :ahoy:
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:36 PM
No problem, Katie. Anytime. :D
Oh, these things open up WAY too many possibilties for mocking characters...:lol:
-Jessi
Oh, these things open up WAY too many possibilties for mocking characters...:lol:
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:54 PM
I'm suprised anyone recomended DJ. I thought they'd all be terrified of getting killed or somit... :lol:
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 09:10 PM
ANOTHA ONE!! YAY!
Chee-AAAAAAAAAKK-toh "April" Aksha'at
Age: 21
Aliases: "The hot Gorlock girl I'm marrying"
ME: *giggles* NAV!
Height: 5'7"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Purple
Eye Color: Purple
Reasons For Imprisonment
ME: Is there even a legitimate reason April's in here?
WARDENS: *muttering*
PIGQUET: I don't think there is. Because if she's in there, then I should be in there.
KAZ: Why?
RACHEL: Cuz me and Pig always call each other Aurora and April.
KATIE: Great! I'll go tell Nav to warm up a cell for ya, Pig! *goes walking away with a smirk*
PIGQUET: OH, NO YOU DI'N'T! *flytackles Katie*
*all the Nav fangirls start flytackling each other, screaming*
MARA: *comes running out of her office* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
ME: They're fighting over who goes to see Nav so he can warm up a-never mind. Let's fight for our man.
MARA & ME: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *flytackles the pile of screaming Nav fangirls*
*up on the landing*
FLANK: I love these institution fights...*munches more popcorn*
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officer
Wardens: Katie, Pigquet, Rachel, Flank, Pedro, Laura, Noemi, Mary, Toki, Macey, Kaz, Wizard, Krista, and everyone else.
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
Chee-AAAAAAAAAKK-toh "April" Aksha'at
Age: 21
Aliases: "The hot Gorlock girl I'm marrying"
ME: *giggles* NAV!
Height: 5'7"
Weight: C.I.
Hair Color: Purple
Eye Color: Purple
Reasons For Imprisonment
ME: Is there even a legitimate reason April's in here?
WARDENS: *muttering*
PIGQUET: I don't think there is. Because if she's in there, then I should be in there.
KAZ: Why?
RACHEL: Cuz me and Pig always call each other Aurora and April.
KATIE: Great! I'll go tell Nav to warm up a cell for ya, Pig! *goes walking away with a smirk*
PIGQUET: OH, NO YOU DI'N'T! *flytackles Katie*
*all the Nav fangirls start flytackling each other, screaming*
MARA: *comes running out of her office* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
ME: They're fighting over who goes to see Nav so he can warm up a-never mind. Let's fight for our man.
MARA & ME: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *flytackles the pile of screaming Nav fangirls*
*up on the landing*
FLANK: I love these institution fights...*munches more popcorn*
This documentation has been read and approved.
Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Jessi, Liasion/Parole Officer
Wardens: Katie, Pigquet, Rachel, Flank, Pedro, Laura, Noemi, Mary, Toki, Macey, Kaz, Wizard, Krista, and everyone else.
IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 09:20 PM
Yeah! I got a line! lol
Tackling time!
*resumes place in Nav fangirl fight*
Tackling time!
*resumes place in Nav fangirl fight*
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DJ was here.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 09:25 PM
Lol, I'm just in the fight to keep the peace. /ironicstatement
I'm not actually a Nav fangirl (*gasp!*)
And btw, Kara...you go by "Kaz", too? What do you prefer to be called?
I'm not actually a Nav fangirl (*gasp!*)
And btw, Kara...you go by "Kaz", too? What do you prefer to be called?
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 09:27 PM
Go, Kaz, go!
Oh, wait, I'm in the fight, too!
GO ME! :P
-Jessi
Oh, wait, I'm in the fight, too!
GO ME! :P
-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 09:31 PM
Anything really. A few of my nicknames are:
Kaz, Kay, Lunar, Lu, Lu lu(My whole username is Lunar Lupine), Luny Lupy (lol), wicca gal, God I could go for ever here....
Usually I go by Lu or Kaz though
Kaz, Kay, Lunar, Lu, Lu lu(My whole username is Lunar Lupine), Luny Lupy (lol), wicca gal, God I could go for ever here....
Usually I go by Lu or Kaz though
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