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#1 curiochibi

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:52 PM

Well, this is inspired by the banner that appears at the bottom of the page, created by the wondrous Liziana. I had to go through a lot to retrieve these case files, but here they are. I'll make them more "official-looking" later.


Analyzing...Subject: Cindy Vortex

Cynthia Aurora Vortex

Age: 11

Aliases: Cindy, Cin, Vortex

Height: Approx. 5'2"

Weight: Classified Information

Hair Color: Blond; usually worn back in a ponytail

Eye Color: Green

Reason(s) For Institutionalization

--Known to have a fiery temper. Must be placed in solitary confinement for 2+ hours each day to maintain a balanced persona.
--Known to harbor extreme obsession toward fellow crazy James (Jimmy) Isaac Neutron. Must be tranquilized if spotted within 10 feet of his person.


This documentation has been read and approved

Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Wardens: Pigquet, Flank, Gwen, Laura, Noemi, Pedro, Katie, Rachel
Liasion/Parole Officer: Jessi


IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.







-Jessi
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#2 Flank

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 10:54 PM

OHLOL, sometimes you scare me with your imagination. Should be a good topic.

I especially like the last sentence.
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:00 PM

LOL

If anyone should get in here, it's Sheen.







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#4 curiochibi

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:03 PM

:rolleyes:
I can only post case files so quickly, you know.

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#5 Justine<3

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:50 PM

ROFL.

Nice, Jessi. :rock:
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#6 Macey

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:56 PM

THIS.

IS.

GONNA.

BE.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSOME.

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#7 curiochibi

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:58 PM

Another case file:


Analyzing...Subject: Sheen Estevez

Sheen Juarrera Estevez

Age: 12

Aliases: UltraDork, UltraFreak, Crazy Kid With The Sock Puppet, Hyperactive Cutie

Height: 5'4"

Weight: C.I.

Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black; usually spiky

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Reasons For Institutionalization

*sigh* Do I HAVE to freakin' go through it all?! The kid's whack, you oughta know that already!
MARA: Federal government requires...
ME: *doing the yakkity-yak-yak-yak thing with my hand as Mara's talking*
MARA:...that all patients inducted into a mental institution must have a case file or equivalent available in case of violation while on parole, probation, or escape from said institution.
ME: Yeah, well I'm TRUSTING that our wardens will be doing their jobs, and won't be letting anyone escape in the first place!
*Mara pushes open a door*
MARA: Oh really?
*wardens are sitting around, eating chocolate, ROFLwaffles, brownies, drinking Fanta, discussing DJ's sexual orientation*
ME: <_< I blame you for this.


This documentation has been read and approved

Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Wardens: Pigquet, Flank, Gwen, Laura, Noemi, Pedro, Katie, Rachel
Liasion/Parole Officer: Jessi


IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.

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#8 Flank

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 12:03 AM

How ironic, Rachel is an asylum warden...
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#9 Kaz

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 12:13 AM

Hehehe ROFLwaffles!
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:25 AM

wow you should do one for the tosot charecters :D
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:28 AM

I love these! :lol:


Especially Sheen's :thumbsup: Sweeeeet!


LOL a million times LOL, Jessi! You're such a genius, these are perfect! Thanks for making me a warden! *stands up strait* Haha



Can't wait for the next. I'm savin' these!
See ya
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#12 curiochibi

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 02:03 AM

Another one comin' your way!

Analyzing...Subject: Jimmy Neutron

James ("Jimmy") Isaac Neutron

Age: 11

Aliases: James, Jimmy, Jim, Jimbo, Jim-jam, Neutron, Spew-tron, Frankenhead, King Cranium, Mr. Whippy-Dip

Height: 4'9"

Weight: C.I.

Hair Color: Brown; usually styled in a way that reminds people strangely of an ice cream cone. Witnesses have spotted him wearing his hair in a "normal" style recently.

Eye Color: Blue

Reasons For Institutionalization


This patient has been recommended to this institution by the following parties:
Cindy Vortex, Retroville County Court


--Is considered by many "a menace to society". Must be kept under close survellience when on parole
--Has good aspirations; however, is required to stay institutionalized until court gives order to release him

ME: See, now I don't think Jimmy's so bad. He's in here for all the wrong reasons.
PIGQUET: I know!
ME: *evil grin*
RACHEL: Oh, Lord, no...
GWEN: This MUST be a good idea if she looks like THAT. TELL US!
ME: Let's give Jimmy parole.

*later*
ME: Okay, Jimmy. *slides barred door open* You're free to go.
JIMMY: Really?
ME: Yup.
JIMMY: Great! Hey, Carl, Sheen! Lemme show you my new invention!
ME: GET 'IM BACK IN HERE, GIRLS!

This documentation has been read and approved.

Mara S., Head Of Institutionalization
Wardens: Pigquet, Flank, Gwen, Laura, Noemi, Pedro, Katie, Rachel
Liasion/Parole Officer: Jessi


IDOJ Mental Institution. Easy to get in. Nearly impossible to get out.



-Jessi
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 02:07 AM

Hahaha :thumbsup:

Poor Jimmy...at this rate he'll never be free.


Yay for Jessi! You are on... :onfire: FIRE!



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#14 CraazyOne

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 02:13 AM

Yay for Jessi! You are on... :onfire: FIRE!

LITERALLY! =D






...Yeah, the decision to make ME a warden and not an inmate was...an interesting one...





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#15 .:!Gwen!:.

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 04:10 AM

Haha, lulz. :3






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Posted 12 October 2008 - 05:26 AM

ZOMG these are so freakin hilarious!!

This is the ultimate asylum.

Can't wait to see more files!

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#17 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:08 AM

Hee hee, these are great :lol:


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#18 Urvy

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:09 AM

I wish I can be a warden so I can keep an eye out for Betty.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:33 AM

Wow...this is an awesome topic...like AWESOME!!!

^^ You have a bunch of ideas, that crack me up, Jessi :D
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#20 Kaz

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:49 PM

So cool. And funny
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