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[Wizard]

It's the 22nd, Mara. XDD






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Tch, tch, tch. Gwen. She's Mara. She evidently time-traveled and updated us from the future.

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Of course! How could I have been so ignorant? ):







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[Wizard]

There, there.

We musn't forget that you're also Gwen, and Gwens are prone to such bouts of stupid.

We love you anyway. < 3

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Mmm, for I am the second stupidest on this board. ):







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[Wizard]

A highly esteemed position indeed.

Here, have a cookie.

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Yay~

...wait, this has...RAISINS!!!

It specifically mentions in my contract that I will NOT tolerate raisins!






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Mara.

If you do not finish TOSOT this summer Dictator Jimmy will come and strap you to his pillar of doom and STDs. ): Do you really want that?

HUH?

... Bow chicka wow wow.

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And you will become Jack Sparrow. And you will attract CRABS.









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[Wizard]

WHAT

WHY, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE STAINLESS STEEL SPOON

*leaps at, ties up, stuffs in a trunk and drives off with*

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BUT I'M A SPORK-- *bound&gag'd*







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[Wizard]

8(

*.....dumps in a river*

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TELL ME HOW I'M S'POSSED TO BREATHE WITH NO AIR. A-AIR, UH UH, A-AIR, A-AIR.









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[Wizard]

Gwen.

These are pixels on a screen.

You do not need to breathe when you are pixels on a screen.

In fact, in the world of pixels on a screen, air does not even exist.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!??!?!

ME NEITHER LET'S GO TO BRGR KING

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THIS IS NOT BRGR KING, YOU LINT LICKER. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY.








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[Wizard]

THIS IS WHOVILLE

......>8C cootie queen.

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RED SAUCE ON PASTAAAAA.

--shift key explodes--






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[Wizard]

HELP ME PULL OUT MY HONDAAAAAAA

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Aww, I was gonna do that one. ):










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[loopin]

.... Honda sounds like Yolanda.

[Wizard]

Yolanda sounds like Youlanda.

WHO YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.

BUT IT MAKES ME SCREAM D8