Hi there!
Well, I've been reading and enjoying these fanfics, so I think I'll try one of my own.
Ultraterror
What's it about?
Ultracon, the world's biggest Ultralord convention, comes to Retroville. Sheen is ecstatic. He and the gang go. But an old foe has plans to disrupt the proceedings.
-Some Sheen and Libby moments.
-And more Ultralord than you can shake a stick at.
Part One:
"Are you ready for the most exciting day of your lives, guys?" Sheen asked as they walked down the street.
"You bet!" Carl answered.
"What's this all about Sheen?" Cindy asked. "It better not be something stupid."
"No," Sheen told her. "You're gonna love it! Come on, follow me!"
"Can't you at least give us a hint?" Jimmy asked.
"I want it to be a surprise!" Sheen said.
So Jimmy, Carl, Libby and Cindy followed Sheen downtown. Turning a corner, they saw it.
"Wow, Sheen!" Carl exclaimed. "It's incredible!"
"It's unbelievable!" Libby added.
"It's ridiculous!" Cindy said. "What is it?"
Standing in front of the Retroville Convention Center was a fifty foot tall statue of Ultralord, his purple armor and his white teeth gleaming in the bright sunlight.
"Isn't it awesome?" Sheen hopped up and down with excitement. "Its UltraCon! The world's biggest Ultralord convention, for the first time in Retroville! I've been waiting all my life for this event!"
"Hold the phone!" Cindy held up a hand. "Do you really expect me to waste a perfectly good afternoon at an Ultradork convention?"
Libby put her hand on Cindy's shoulder. "Come on, Cindy, it could be fun. I watch Ultralord at Sheen's house sometimes. I like it."
Cindy gasped. "Who are you and what have you done with Libby?" She turned on Jimmy. "Neutron, did you use your Hypnobeam on her or something?"
"No!" Jimmy shook his head, smiling. "Besides, Ultralord isn't so bad. We watch it with Sheen all the time."
"Yeah," Carl added, "its almost as good as Llama Boy!"
"Its a thousand times better than Llama Boy Carl!" Sheen said.
Cindy rolled her eyes. "The whole world's gone mad!"
"Come on Cindy," Libby said.
Cindy hesitated, then said "Oh, all right. I just know I'm going to regret this."
And so the gang went up to the gate. A large lobster in black armor stood there.
Sheen's mouth dropped open in amazement. "Look! Its Lobster Lord, from episode 673, the Lobster Lord of Lake Lazlo!" Sheen whipped out his autograph book and asked for an autograph. Lobster Lord signed it, they bought their tickets, and went inside.
Upon entering Sheen said "I haven't died but I've gone to heaven!"
"Hey, that's my line!" Carl said.
Inside the convention center was 300,000 square feet of Ultralord. Booths and merchandise lined the floor, posters and props lined the walls, and a great Ultralord banner hung from the ceiling. People crowded the floor, most of them wearing Ultralord masks. Sheen took out his mask and put it on.
"Sheen," Jimmy said, "I had no idea there were so many Ultralord fans."
"Yeah." Cindy said. "I thought Sheen was the only doofus that liked that lame show."
"Are you kidding?" Sheen said in astonishment. "Ultralord is the number four show on earth, ages 11 through 16, male population! Its the number on show in seven countries! Look! Look! Its the Scorpion King, from episode 715, the Battle for Scorpia!"
Sheen got another autograph and they went to look at the booths.
"I've been saving months for this!" Sheen smiled, picking up an Ultralord nosehair trimmer. "Dad gave me $10 for my birthday, Grandma gave me $10 too, and I have a whopping $40 from when we worked at McSpanky's. Look! Ultralord toenail clippers! Next year's Ultralord calendar! A Clamhopper wallet! An Ultralord and Robofiend snowglobe! An Ultralord coffee mug!"
"Sheen, you're too young to drink coffee" Libby said.
"Yeah," Cindy said, "and he sure doesn't need any more caffeine!"
"An Ultralord lunchbox! A new one! A plush Fur Person! An Ultralord bumper sticker! If only I had a car! Jimmy, you can put it on your rocket!"
"I already have a bumper sticker." Jimmy said. " 'This vehicle brakes for spatial anomalies.' "
"Ooo! Look!" Sheen continued. "An Ultralord eyebrow plucker!"
"Sheen," Carl said, "You don't have any eyebrows."
"That's why they have Ultralord bionic artificial eyebrows!"
"Sheen, there's a ton of stuff here," Jimmy said.
"Yeah, it reminds me of your room Sheen," Carl noted.
"You can't afford it all," Jimmy continued, "You should look around first, not buy the first thing you see."
Sheen set down a Baby Ultralord pacifier with a sigh. "Yeah, you're probably right Jimmy."
And so they walked up and down the aisles. They saw Ultralord waffle makers and Ultralord litter boxes, Ultralord teeth whitening kits and Ultralord megamuscle dumbells, Ultralord pillows and Ultralord toothbrushes. Sheen met Harrison Schnord, the author of "Ultralord, Defender of the Galaxy" and Hezekial Perrywinkle, author of "Robofiend, a Biography." Sheen thumbed through a copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ultralord."
"Wow, I could have written this book!" Sheen exclaimed.
"You sure could have," Cindy said, "You're a complete idiot."
Libby laughed in spite of herself. "I'm sorry Sheen!"
They all signed up for an Ultralord raffle. The prizes were the Ultralord soundtrack on CD for third place, signed by the artists. An autographed framed picture of Ultralord for second place. And an authentic Ultralord mask used in the series for first place.
"You gotta promise you'll give me your prize if you win though," Sheen said.
"Sure thing Sheen," Libby told him.
"Depends on how much you pay me," Cindy said.
They went to the Ultracafe for lunch and had decaf lattes and hero sandwiches, followed by nitrogen bars for dessert. Carl ate three of them and bought some to take home.
"I had no idea nitrogen tasted so delicious!" Carl said.
"It may have some nitrogen in it, Carl, but I think they're mostly chocolate," Jimmy said.
"Oh," Carl said. "That's good too!"
They went into a small theater to see a preview of the next season, a selection of outtakes and bloopers, and best of all a coming attraction for the next Ultralord movie, "Ultralord Eight, Returnof the Ferocious Fiends from Fentax Five."
Sheen was weak in the knees upon exiting. "That was awesome! Did you see those special effects? Totally state of the art! And when Ultralord grabbed that Fiend and used his Ion Ray on him at point blank range! WOW! I can't wait!"
"Having fun Cindy?" Libby asked.
"Well, let me think," Cindy said. "No!"
"Ah, I saw you smiling in that theater," Libby said. "And you laughed out loud when the Maneating Manhunter slipped and fell off the cliff. You can't fool me."
Cindy looked embarrassed. "Well, that was pretty funny."
"Ladies and gentlemen and Ultrafans," came an announcement over the public address system, "now appearing for photographs in the middle of the convention center, Ultralord! Ultralady! And Robofiend!"
Sheen passed out.
And that's it for now!
-Hope it wasn't too long or boring for you.
Cya!
-Snazzo
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Ultraterror
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 03:04 AM
:lol: lawlz.
this is funny. There definately aren't enough fanfics with Ultralord!
this is funny. There definately aren't enough fanfics with Ultralord!
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 04:16 AM
gosh! It really rocked!!!I loved the last line "Sheen passed out." lol I love it!!!! wow I want to read more, yes there aren't many fics with ultralord!! it rocks!! it looks like all sheen fic lol update soon!! g-luck! b happy!!! luv ya!!! por fa pon el siguiente capítulo pronto!!! u r pretty talented! :D :dance: :bff: :thumbsup: :bath:
Besitos,
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Besitos,
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Posted 07 September 2007 - 01:42 PM
Wow, this fic is pure genius! It's a great, original idea, it isn't totally based on romance, it's positively hilarious, everyone's in character for once, and best of all it's done like an actual JN episode! Our fandom needs more people who write like you, Snazzo--I really love your skill. I give this fic a twenty out of ten! (;
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 11:14 PM
Ooh, your fanfic is great! You've all the characters down perfectly. I hope you put the next chapter up soon! *is too tired to think of anything else*
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 11:18 PM
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Make...more!!!!
Make...more!!!!
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 11:19 PM
Hi there!
Wow, I got some compliments! That's exceedingly nice of you.
-Thanks a bunch cynthia_aurora24, andrea, and especially you Hugh.
-What kind words!
I wasn't sure it was up to IDOJ standards!
Awk! I discovered an error though.
-I never saw "El Magnifico" until just the other day. In it they mention Ultralord Franchise Film number 24. While I only went up to eight.
-Oops!
-Who knew? :P
More to come.
-I've got a few more chapters done but it'll be a bit before I post them.
Snazzo
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Wow, I got some compliments! That's exceedingly nice of you.
-Thanks a bunch cynthia_aurora24, andrea, and especially you Hugh.
-What kind words!
I wasn't sure it was up to IDOJ standards!
Awk! I discovered an error though.
-I never saw "El Magnifico" until just the other day. In it they mention Ultralord Franchise Film number 24. While I only went up to eight.
-Oops!
-Who knew? :P
More to come.
-I've got a few more chapters done but it'll be a bit before I post them.
Snazzo
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Posted 09 September 2007 - 11:22 PM
i have school tomarrow!!!!i have to hear the next part today!
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Posted 10 September 2007 - 12:20 AM
So, ths the fic you were telling me about Sazz? :lol: Yes! I knew it would be a great idea! Your a wonderful writer! You made everything in detail! Heck, got me hooked on Ultralord! You are just too cool for words. :P
But, I'll put words into it anyways! Sheen was so in character, so was Cindy! Snazzo, if you make Cindy liking ultralord I'll smother you in love and make you drown in your own awesome-ness! If ya can, tell me a few hints or spoilers over one of our conversations in PMs? Your am I asking too much....? =P
I think I am on that one. Anyways, I love it! PLEASE write more! Or there WILL be a Mandie Mob comming after you! :angrymob:
But, I'll put words into it anyways! Sheen was so in character, so was Cindy! Snazzo, if you make Cindy liking ultralord I'll smother you in love and make you drown in your own awesome-ness! If ya can, tell me a few hints or spoilers over one of our conversations in PMs? Your am I asking too much....? =P
I think I am on that one. Anyways, I love it! PLEASE write more! Or there WILL be a Mandie Mob comming after you! :angrymob:
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Posted 10 September 2007 - 08:27 PM
Snazz,You RULE! and so does your fanfic! It owns...*wishes i had your mad skillz*
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 01:22 AM
Hi there!
Aw, thanks for the comments guys. Lemon Demon, Amanda, and marioarp.
-Supersnazz!
Time for another part:
Chapter Two:
“Oh no!” Libby knelt by Sheen’s side. “Sheen!”
Luckily a passing Ultrafan came to their aid. “I’ve seen it before! I did it myself in Ultracon 2003 in Istanbul when Ultralord shook my hand. Luckily, this time I’m prepared. Here, I’ll use my Ultralord smelling salts.”
Sheen revived. “Ultralord, Ultralady, AND Robofiend? Guys, I may pass out.”
“You did pass out!” Libby laughed.
“Thanks a lot mister!” Carl said.
“Sure thing kids,” the Ultrafan replied. “Love, Valor, Ultralord!” he exclaimed and strolled off.
“But Sheen,” Jimmy said “you already met Ultralord in Retroland.”
“Yeah, but I didn’t get his picture. Or Ultralady’s! Or Robofiend’s! I could frame it and put it on my wall. Or better yet, over my bed! So I’ll see them every night when I go to sleep and every morning first thing when I wake up.” A dreamy look came over Sheen’s face.
“Well come on, we better go get in line” Libby said.
The line was long. “Who’d have thought there were this many geeks in the world?” Cindy said.
An Arachnaman from episode 711, the War of the Spider People, was wandering up and down the line giving autographs and Ultralord masks.
“At this rate my autograph book is going to full up!” Sheen declared. “Maybe the first thing I should buy is an Ultralord autograph book!”
Jimmy, Carl, and Libby put on their masks but Cindy didn’t want to. “I’m not going to put that ridiculous thing on!”
“Cindy, don’t be a spoilsport,” Libby said and put the mask on Cindy.
“I must look like an idiot” Cindy said.
“No, with your blonde hair, you kind of look like Teenage Ultralady, she wore her hair in a pony tail,” Sheen told her. “You look totally cute!”
“Ahem!” Libby said.
“Oh.” Sheen said. “But not as cute as my chicky baby here.” He put his arm around Libby. She gently took his arm off her.
Eventually they reached the podium where Ultralord, Ultralady, and Robofiend stood. Libby was worried Sheen would faint again. Ultralady was standing first. “Greetings Ultrafan!” she said and flashed a dazzling smile.
“Ultralady!” Sheen kissed her hand. “You’re even more beautiful in person than you are on the screen!” Libby rolled her eyes. “You know, when I was shrunk once I dated you! That was before you were married.”
Any other person might have questioned this but Ultralady was a professional. She merely said “How sweet!”
Ultralord stepped near. “What’s this, you dated my Ultralady?”
“No offense Ultralord, no offense!” Sheen gasped. “Man, the last time I met you I couldn’t breath for three days! Meeting the both of you I might stop breathing for a month!”
“And don’t forget me,” Robofiend said, and laughed diabolically.
“Robofiend!” Sheen said. “When Jimmy put me in Mega Battle I totally kicked your butt! Ha! Drink any milk lately?”
“Argh!” Robofiend cried.
“Come, Ultrafans, gather around and smile for the camera.”
Sheen was already grinning from ear to ear, way moreso than usual. It looked like the top of his head was about to pop off.
“I can’t believe I’m here getting my picture taken with Ultralord,” Cindy said.
“Just smile for the camera Cin,” Libby told her.
Sheen bid Ultralord, Ultralady, and Robofiend goodbye, clutching his photograph. “It’s awesome! The cast of Ultralord and my best friends, who could ask for more?”
“Sheen, that’s kinda sweet,” Libby said. They all had pictures with them.
They next journeyed to a stage for a live performance of the Ultralord theme song, plus the show’s greatest hits, by the band the Mighty Disciples of Ultralord. The band got the most applause when they played songs from the Ultralord musical episode, number 575, “Once More With Feeling.” Sheen clapped so hard his hands hurt. After that the Arturian’s came out to perform the Dance of Wooing while the band played.
“Ah, this dance hold’s a special place in my heart.” Sheen said. “Its how I first won over Libby.”
“Talk about bizarre,” Cindy said.
Sheen sprang to my feet. “Come, my love, dance with me!” Sheen held his hand out for Libby.
“But Sheen, I don’t know the Arturian Dance of Wooing.” Libby said. But then Sheen swept her off her feet and onto the dance floor in front of the stage.
“I’d dance but I don’t want to injure my scapula,” Carl said.
Jimmy glanced at Cindy. It looked like Sheen and Libby were having fun. “Uh, Cindy,” he began.
“I’m not dancing the Arturian Dance of Wooing with you Neutron,” Cindy said.
Jimmy blushed and hung his head.
After the Dance of Wooing the dancers performed the Retorius War Dance, the Fish Slapping Dance, the Octoman Battle Ballet, and finally the Jovian Gas Giant Dance. The band and performers took their bows to thunderous applause. Sheen and Libby came back to the group, sweating and short of breath. They bought Purple Flurps from a nearby snack bar.
“That was fun Sheen!” Libby confessed. “I haven’t had that much fun dancing since we danced the Hip Hop Tango. And then those stupid ninjas showed up.”
“Wow, Sheen, you were a dancing fool,” Carl said.
“Thanks Carl,” Sheen said, “and I didn’t even need the Ultra Shock Dance Teacher 8000!.”
“Yeah, Sheen,” Jimmy said “I thought the only dance you knew was the Crazy Porpoise!”
“Ha!” Sheen laughed. “I knew the Mighty Disciples of Ultralord were going to be playing here so I sent away for the Ultralord Learn to Dance DVD to impress Libby!”
Libby smiled.
“Libby,” Cindy said “you’re acting so weird today.”
“Well, its time to do some shopping!” Sheen announced. The first thing Sheen bought was an Ultralord picture frame, and promptly put his picture into it. “Ah, perfection!” he said, giving it a big hug.
They met two artists who draw the Ultralord comic book. Sheen bought a comic and a graphic novel, “Ultralord and Doctor Strangeglove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Bombing Villains.”
Sheen bought a package of Ultralord underwear. “Wow! This is the first time Ultralord underwear is available in the United States, I had to order my underwear from Japan. And I really could use some more, my underwear is turning into rags I’ve worn it so much.”
“Sheen, surely you have more than one pair of underwear,” Jimmy said.
Sheen glanced nervously from side to side. Cindy and Libby didn’t wait for an answer. “Ew!”
“Hey, it is limited edition, what do you want from me?” Sheen complained. “Besides, I wash it every month whether it needs it or not.”
“Ew!” Cindy and Libby said again.
“He’s your boyfriend, Libby!” Cindy said.
“It’s a good thing I like you so much, Sheen, some girls might be really grossed out,” Libby told him.
“Look, Libby, look!” Sheen pointed to a nearby display. “An Ultralady bikini with bosom blasters! Just like episode 1003, Beach Party Battle! You’d look stunning!”
“No,” Libby said simply.
Sheen did end up buying an Ultralord autograph book. He bought the Ultralord calendar and a Fungoid action feature, from episode 586, the Mushroom-Men Incident. He bought a framed sheet of Ultralord postage stamps, issued from Madagascar. “Look, it even has Robobaby on it!”
“Aw, he’s as cute as Baby Ultralord,” Carl said.
“He is cute,” Sheen agreed, “but Baby Ultralord totally kicked his butt!”
Last of all Sheen bought an Ultracon T-shirt. “I went to Retroville’s Ultracon and I Got Way More Than This Lousy T-Shirt.”
Even the others purchased a few things. Jimmy bought an Ultralord Frisbee for Goddard. Carl bought an Ultrababy plush. Libby bought a signed book titled “The Ultralord Guide to Galaxy,” and didn’t tell Sheen she was planning on giving it to him for Christmas. Only Cindy didn’t buy anything.
“Its bad enough that I had to pay to get in!” she complained.
And they filled up their Ultracon bags with freebies and promotions. Bookmarks, refrigerator magnets, trading cards, free mini-comics, pencils and pens, temporary tattoos, catalogs and even a free promotion trail CD-ROM of Ultralord Online.
“This is the most awesome day of my life!” Sheen exclaimed as they returned to the stage to watch the Ultra-Auction. “I wish I was rich, I could buy everything in this place, win everything in this auction, and then buy an Ultra -Mansion to put it in!”
“It has been fun, Sheen,” Libby said. “Thanks for bringing us along.”
“Its been okay, I guess,” Cindy said, “but I’ve got Ultralord on the brain. And I never want to see so many Ultradweebs again in my life.”
“Well I’m having a great time,” Carl said. “I should suggest to the Llama Love Society that they have a Llamacon. We could have it in Brazil, or Peru, or maybe even Shangri-Llama! Maybe Elke would come!”
“That’s a good idea Carl,” Jimmy said.
And so the afternoon passed, and they all had a good time, even Cindy, though she’d never admit it. Little did they realize that an old foe was approaching, preparing to crash the Ultracon and give Retroville a taste of Ultraterror.
That's it for now! Hope it wasn't too long for you.
-Snazzo
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Aw, thanks for the comments guys. Lemon Demon, Amanda, and marioarp.
-Supersnazz!
Time for another part:
Chapter Two:
“Oh no!” Libby knelt by Sheen’s side. “Sheen!”
Luckily a passing Ultrafan came to their aid. “I’ve seen it before! I did it myself in Ultracon 2003 in Istanbul when Ultralord shook my hand. Luckily, this time I’m prepared. Here, I’ll use my Ultralord smelling salts.”
Sheen revived. “Ultralord, Ultralady, AND Robofiend? Guys, I may pass out.”
“You did pass out!” Libby laughed.
“Thanks a lot mister!” Carl said.
“Sure thing kids,” the Ultrafan replied. “Love, Valor, Ultralord!” he exclaimed and strolled off.
“But Sheen,” Jimmy said “you already met Ultralord in Retroland.”
“Yeah, but I didn’t get his picture. Or Ultralady’s! Or Robofiend’s! I could frame it and put it on my wall. Or better yet, over my bed! So I’ll see them every night when I go to sleep and every morning first thing when I wake up.” A dreamy look came over Sheen’s face.
“Well come on, we better go get in line” Libby said.
The line was long. “Who’d have thought there were this many geeks in the world?” Cindy said.
An Arachnaman from episode 711, the War of the Spider People, was wandering up and down the line giving autographs and Ultralord masks.
“At this rate my autograph book is going to full up!” Sheen declared. “Maybe the first thing I should buy is an Ultralord autograph book!”
Jimmy, Carl, and Libby put on their masks but Cindy didn’t want to. “I’m not going to put that ridiculous thing on!”
“Cindy, don’t be a spoilsport,” Libby said and put the mask on Cindy.
“I must look like an idiot” Cindy said.
“No, with your blonde hair, you kind of look like Teenage Ultralady, she wore her hair in a pony tail,” Sheen told her. “You look totally cute!”
“Ahem!” Libby said.
“Oh.” Sheen said. “But not as cute as my chicky baby here.” He put his arm around Libby. She gently took his arm off her.
Eventually they reached the podium where Ultralord, Ultralady, and Robofiend stood. Libby was worried Sheen would faint again. Ultralady was standing first. “Greetings Ultrafan!” she said and flashed a dazzling smile.
“Ultralady!” Sheen kissed her hand. “You’re even more beautiful in person than you are on the screen!” Libby rolled her eyes. “You know, when I was shrunk once I dated you! That was before you were married.”
Any other person might have questioned this but Ultralady was a professional. She merely said “How sweet!”
Ultralord stepped near. “What’s this, you dated my Ultralady?”
“No offense Ultralord, no offense!” Sheen gasped. “Man, the last time I met you I couldn’t breath for three days! Meeting the both of you I might stop breathing for a month!”
“And don’t forget me,” Robofiend said, and laughed diabolically.
“Robofiend!” Sheen said. “When Jimmy put me in Mega Battle I totally kicked your butt! Ha! Drink any milk lately?”
“Argh!” Robofiend cried.
“Come, Ultrafans, gather around and smile for the camera.”
Sheen was already grinning from ear to ear, way moreso than usual. It looked like the top of his head was about to pop off.
“I can’t believe I’m here getting my picture taken with Ultralord,” Cindy said.
“Just smile for the camera Cin,” Libby told her.
Sheen bid Ultralord, Ultralady, and Robofiend goodbye, clutching his photograph. “It’s awesome! The cast of Ultralord and my best friends, who could ask for more?”
“Sheen, that’s kinda sweet,” Libby said. They all had pictures with them.
They next journeyed to a stage for a live performance of the Ultralord theme song, plus the show’s greatest hits, by the band the Mighty Disciples of Ultralord. The band got the most applause when they played songs from the Ultralord musical episode, number 575, “Once More With Feeling.” Sheen clapped so hard his hands hurt. After that the Arturian’s came out to perform the Dance of Wooing while the band played.
“Ah, this dance hold’s a special place in my heart.” Sheen said. “Its how I first won over Libby.”
“Talk about bizarre,” Cindy said.
Sheen sprang to my feet. “Come, my love, dance with me!” Sheen held his hand out for Libby.
“But Sheen, I don’t know the Arturian Dance of Wooing.” Libby said. But then Sheen swept her off her feet and onto the dance floor in front of the stage.
“I’d dance but I don’t want to injure my scapula,” Carl said.
Jimmy glanced at Cindy. It looked like Sheen and Libby were having fun. “Uh, Cindy,” he began.
“I’m not dancing the Arturian Dance of Wooing with you Neutron,” Cindy said.
Jimmy blushed and hung his head.
After the Dance of Wooing the dancers performed the Retorius War Dance, the Fish Slapping Dance, the Octoman Battle Ballet, and finally the Jovian Gas Giant Dance. The band and performers took their bows to thunderous applause. Sheen and Libby came back to the group, sweating and short of breath. They bought Purple Flurps from a nearby snack bar.
“That was fun Sheen!” Libby confessed. “I haven’t had that much fun dancing since we danced the Hip Hop Tango. And then those stupid ninjas showed up.”
“Wow, Sheen, you were a dancing fool,” Carl said.
“Thanks Carl,” Sheen said, “and I didn’t even need the Ultra Shock Dance Teacher 8000!.”
“Yeah, Sheen,” Jimmy said “I thought the only dance you knew was the Crazy Porpoise!”
“Ha!” Sheen laughed. “I knew the Mighty Disciples of Ultralord were going to be playing here so I sent away for the Ultralord Learn to Dance DVD to impress Libby!”
Libby smiled.
“Libby,” Cindy said “you’re acting so weird today.”
“Well, its time to do some shopping!” Sheen announced. The first thing Sheen bought was an Ultralord picture frame, and promptly put his picture into it. “Ah, perfection!” he said, giving it a big hug.
They met two artists who draw the Ultralord comic book. Sheen bought a comic and a graphic novel, “Ultralord and Doctor Strangeglove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Bombing Villains.”
Sheen bought a package of Ultralord underwear. “Wow! This is the first time Ultralord underwear is available in the United States, I had to order my underwear from Japan. And I really could use some more, my underwear is turning into rags I’ve worn it so much.”
“Sheen, surely you have more than one pair of underwear,” Jimmy said.
Sheen glanced nervously from side to side. Cindy and Libby didn’t wait for an answer. “Ew!”
“Hey, it is limited edition, what do you want from me?” Sheen complained. “Besides, I wash it every month whether it needs it or not.”
“Ew!” Cindy and Libby said again.
“He’s your boyfriend, Libby!” Cindy said.
“It’s a good thing I like you so much, Sheen, some girls might be really grossed out,” Libby told him.
“Look, Libby, look!” Sheen pointed to a nearby display. “An Ultralady bikini with bosom blasters! Just like episode 1003, Beach Party Battle! You’d look stunning!”
“No,” Libby said simply.
Sheen did end up buying an Ultralord autograph book. He bought the Ultralord calendar and a Fungoid action feature, from episode 586, the Mushroom-Men Incident. He bought a framed sheet of Ultralord postage stamps, issued from Madagascar. “Look, it even has Robobaby on it!”
“Aw, he’s as cute as Baby Ultralord,” Carl said.
“He is cute,” Sheen agreed, “but Baby Ultralord totally kicked his butt!”
Last of all Sheen bought an Ultracon T-shirt. “I went to Retroville’s Ultracon and I Got Way More Than This Lousy T-Shirt.”
Even the others purchased a few things. Jimmy bought an Ultralord Frisbee for Goddard. Carl bought an Ultrababy plush. Libby bought a signed book titled “The Ultralord Guide to Galaxy,” and didn’t tell Sheen she was planning on giving it to him for Christmas. Only Cindy didn’t buy anything.
“Its bad enough that I had to pay to get in!” she complained.
And they filled up their Ultracon bags with freebies and promotions. Bookmarks, refrigerator magnets, trading cards, free mini-comics, pencils and pens, temporary tattoos, catalogs and even a free promotion trail CD-ROM of Ultralord Online.
“This is the most awesome day of my life!” Sheen exclaimed as they returned to the stage to watch the Ultra-Auction. “I wish I was rich, I could buy everything in this place, win everything in this auction, and then buy an Ultra -Mansion to put it in!”
“It has been fun, Sheen,” Libby said. “Thanks for bringing us along.”
“Its been okay, I guess,” Cindy said, “but I’ve got Ultralord on the brain. And I never want to see so many Ultradweebs again in my life.”
“Well I’m having a great time,” Carl said. “I should suggest to the Llama Love Society that they have a Llamacon. We could have it in Brazil, or Peru, or maybe even Shangri-Llama! Maybe Elke would come!”
“That’s a good idea Carl,” Jimmy said.
And so the afternoon passed, and they all had a good time, even Cindy, though she’d never admit it. Little did they realize that an old foe was approaching, preparing to crash the Ultracon and give Retroville a taste of Ultraterror.
That's it for now! Hope it wasn't too long for you.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 01:31 AM
Keep on writing, Snazzo! It's good!
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 04:13 PM
Ooh, GREAT job!! :thumbsup: I had to stop myself from laughing so my siblings wouldn't think I'm insane. Seriously, this could TOTALLY be an episode if JN had a fourth season. ^_^
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 04:52 PM
What a wonderful part two! Dangit, Snazz, the show's writers themselves would have a difficult time toppin' you!
'Dr. Strangeglove' made me laugh--and so did the bikini with bosom blasters. That made me nearly choke on my coffee.
Anyway, great stuff all over again! Write more, 'cuz you're brilliant.
'Dr. Strangeglove' made me laugh--and so did the bikini with bosom blasters. That made me nearly choke on my coffee.
Anyway, great stuff all over again! Write more, 'cuz you're brilliant.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:44 PM
Snazz,Your fanfics OWN.
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Posted 14 September 2007 - 12:02 AM
This is awsome!!! Write more really soon!
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Hi there!
Girlgenius123, glad you're liking it. Thanks!
Ssj4majuub, thanks for the compliment!
Chica, I love to make people laugh. I'm happy you did!
Hugh! Thanks for commenting again. Didn't mean to make you choke, but glad you like coffee. (I can't live without myself.) I was kinda worried bosom blasters might be too adult for IDOJ. :rolleyes:
Time for another chapter.
Outside the expo center a sinister figure approached. A short bald sinister figure by the name of Professor Finbarr Calamitous. He laughed to himself.
“At last! Its time to active my most diabolical invention yet! The Ultrabot!” He swept his arms dramatically toward the giant Ultralord statue in front of the center. “And the best part of all, the fools at the convention paid me to build it!” He pulled out a small control unit. “It was pure genius to design my latest robot based on a superhero. Watching that ridiculous program took months, I couldn’t even finish the last dreadful season, but it gave me so many good ideas. Nuclear knees, power fists, a hydraulic flamethrower! My Ultrabot is the most powerful robot I’ve ever made and its completely invincible! And with it I shall finally conquer Retroville! Today Retroville, tomorrow the world!” Professor Calamitous laughed again.
Three Ultrafans approached him as he stood in the parking lot. “Wow!” one said. “Its Doctor Demento, from episode 205, the Dastardly Doctor Demento!"
“Great costume dude!” another said. “Can I have your autograph?”
“I am not Doctor Dement-!” began Professor Calamitous, then paused. “Did you say autograph?”
“Yeah dude.”
“Why sure! I’d be delighted to give you an autograph.” Professor Calamitous signed the three books.
“Hey,” one of the Ultrafans said, “this says ‘Professor Calamitous!’ ”
“Yes,” Calamitous said, “that’s – er – Doctor Demento’s alias!”
“Wow, they must have revealed that in the European edition,” the third Ultrafan said, and they all strolled to the convention center gates.
“The downfall of Retroville begins now!” Professor Calamitous said and pushed the big red button on his control unit.
A tremor ran through the 50 foot statue of Ultralord and then it moved. “Citizens of Retroville!” the Ultrabot said in a commanding voice. “Your attention please! I am and calling for the complete and unconditional surrender of Retroville! But first, a small demonstration of my Ultrapower!” The Ultrabot lifted the roof of the convention center off.
Inside the crowd gasped and looked up.
“Wow!” Sheen exclaimed. “Look! Ultralord! That is totally awesome!”
“What’s going on?” Jimmy asked.
The Ultrabot crushed the roof of the convention center into a ball like tin foil. He threw it across the city and it landed in Lake Retroville with a huge splash.
“Oooo!” the Ultrafans said.
“Way to go Ultralord!” Sheen shouted.
“Sheen, this is not a good thing,” Jimmy said.
“And now,” the Ultrabot said, “I’d like to introduce you to your new master and overlord, Professor Finbarr Calamitous!”
“Professor Calamitous!” Jimmy gasped.
“Thank you, thank you,” came Professor Calamtious’ magnified voice. “For my first act as supreme overlord I declare every Friday Professor Calamitous Day!”
“Come on!” Jimmy said. “Outside!”
“But the convention doesn’t end until midnight!” Sheen cried.
“Come on!” Jimmy said urgently, grabbing Sheen and dragging him out of the hall. The others ran after him.
“For Professor Calamitous Day all citizens of Retroville will be required to bow and grovel and say ‘Hail Professor Calamitous!’ for seven hours,” the Professor continued.
Jimmy found him standing in the parking lot. “Professor Calamitous again!”
“Ah, Jimmy Neutron,” Calamitous said. “Somehow I knew I’d run into you. You won’t defeat me this time, I’ve created the ultimate weapon!”
“I’m sure you’ve forgotten something, Calamitous!”
“And how dare you use Ultralord for your own diabolical schemes, you mad man!” Sheen said. “Though that is a totally cool robot.”
“Thank you Sheen,” Calamitous said. “Surrender and I shall be merciful Neutron.”
“You’re going back to jail Calamitous!” Jimmy said, and pointed his watch at Calamitous. The freeze ray shot out but Ultralord’s hand came down and swooped Calamitous up first.
“Ha! Too slow Neutron! My Ultrabot won’t let me come to harm. What’s more, its intelligent! Not remote controlled like my snake! It’s a failsafe, you see, if you still somehow manage to capture me it will level Retroville!” The Ultrabot lifted Calamitous into the air and he climbed into the robot’s head. “Like this!” Calamitous cried.
The Ultrabot pointed its fist at the 40 story Acme Building where the gang had filmed Jimmy’s movie, a beam shot out, and the building exploded like the Empire State Building in Independence Day. People ran screaming down the street and the Ultrafans came pouring out of the expo center to see the commotion.
Carl, Libby, and Cindy’s mouths dropped open but Sheen jumped into the air. “That Ultrabot has a Plasma Cannon just like Ultralord!” he cried. “What amazing special effects!”
“Sheen!” Jimmy said. “Its not a special effect!” Jimmy spoke into his watch. “Goddard! Its an emergency! Hurry to the convention center!” He heard Goddard bark.
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Meanwhile, at nearby Area Eighty-Six, a soldier approached General Abercrombie. “Sir! We have reports of a giant creature in Retroville!”
“What, again?” the General asked. “What is with that city? Its not Miss Fowl, is it?”
“No sir,” the soldier said. “It appears to be Ultralord.”
“Ultrawho?” General Abercrombie asked.
“It’s a child’s television show,” the soldier explained.
“Boy, television has become violent,” the General said. “Well let’s nip this thing in the bud. Call in a surgical nuclear strike.”
“But sir, what about the civilians?”
“Ah, I forgot about them. Hm, you’re probably right.” The General scratched his chin. “And the President wouldn’t be to pleased if I launched another nuclear missile, I got in so much trouble last time. Very well, scramble the jets, alert the tanks, and take us to Defcon Two. That Ultra-whatever is about to be Ultra-whipped!”
There it is!
-Things are about to get really messy.
-I hope I don't get an R rating!
Snazzo
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Girlgenius123, glad you're liking it. Thanks!
Ssj4majuub, thanks for the compliment!
Chica, I love to make people laugh. I'm happy you did!
Hugh! Thanks for commenting again. Didn't mean to make you choke, but glad you like coffee. (I can't live without myself.) I was kinda worried bosom blasters might be too adult for IDOJ. :rolleyes:
Time for another chapter.
Outside the expo center a sinister figure approached. A short bald sinister figure by the name of Professor Finbarr Calamitous. He laughed to himself.
“At last! Its time to active my most diabolical invention yet! The Ultrabot!” He swept his arms dramatically toward the giant Ultralord statue in front of the center. “And the best part of all, the fools at the convention paid me to build it!” He pulled out a small control unit. “It was pure genius to design my latest robot based on a superhero. Watching that ridiculous program took months, I couldn’t even finish the last dreadful season, but it gave me so many good ideas. Nuclear knees, power fists, a hydraulic flamethrower! My Ultrabot is the most powerful robot I’ve ever made and its completely invincible! And with it I shall finally conquer Retroville! Today Retroville, tomorrow the world!” Professor Calamitous laughed again.
Three Ultrafans approached him as he stood in the parking lot. “Wow!” one said. “Its Doctor Demento, from episode 205, the Dastardly Doctor Demento!"
“Great costume dude!” another said. “Can I have your autograph?”
“I am not Doctor Dement-!” began Professor Calamitous, then paused. “Did you say autograph?”
“Yeah dude.”
“Why sure! I’d be delighted to give you an autograph.” Professor Calamitous signed the three books.
“Hey,” one of the Ultrafans said, “this says ‘Professor Calamitous!’ ”
“Yes,” Calamitous said, “that’s – er – Doctor Demento’s alias!”
“Wow, they must have revealed that in the European edition,” the third Ultrafan said, and they all strolled to the convention center gates.
“The downfall of Retroville begins now!” Professor Calamitous said and pushed the big red button on his control unit.
A tremor ran through the 50 foot statue of Ultralord and then it moved. “Citizens of Retroville!” the Ultrabot said in a commanding voice. “Your attention please! I am and calling for the complete and unconditional surrender of Retroville! But first, a small demonstration of my Ultrapower!” The Ultrabot lifted the roof of the convention center off.
Inside the crowd gasped and looked up.
“Wow!” Sheen exclaimed. “Look! Ultralord! That is totally awesome!”
“What’s going on?” Jimmy asked.
The Ultrabot crushed the roof of the convention center into a ball like tin foil. He threw it across the city and it landed in Lake Retroville with a huge splash.
“Oooo!” the Ultrafans said.
“Way to go Ultralord!” Sheen shouted.
“Sheen, this is not a good thing,” Jimmy said.
“And now,” the Ultrabot said, “I’d like to introduce you to your new master and overlord, Professor Finbarr Calamitous!”
“Professor Calamitous!” Jimmy gasped.
“Thank you, thank you,” came Professor Calamtious’ magnified voice. “For my first act as supreme overlord I declare every Friday Professor Calamitous Day!”
“Come on!” Jimmy said. “Outside!”
“But the convention doesn’t end until midnight!” Sheen cried.
“Come on!” Jimmy said urgently, grabbing Sheen and dragging him out of the hall. The others ran after him.
“For Professor Calamitous Day all citizens of Retroville will be required to bow and grovel and say ‘Hail Professor Calamitous!’ for seven hours,” the Professor continued.
Jimmy found him standing in the parking lot. “Professor Calamitous again!”
“Ah, Jimmy Neutron,” Calamitous said. “Somehow I knew I’d run into you. You won’t defeat me this time, I’ve created the ultimate weapon!”
“I’m sure you’ve forgotten something, Calamitous!”
“And how dare you use Ultralord for your own diabolical schemes, you mad man!” Sheen said. “Though that is a totally cool robot.”
“Thank you Sheen,” Calamitous said. “Surrender and I shall be merciful Neutron.”
“You’re going back to jail Calamitous!” Jimmy said, and pointed his watch at Calamitous. The freeze ray shot out but Ultralord’s hand came down and swooped Calamitous up first.
“Ha! Too slow Neutron! My Ultrabot won’t let me come to harm. What’s more, its intelligent! Not remote controlled like my snake! It’s a failsafe, you see, if you still somehow manage to capture me it will level Retroville!” The Ultrabot lifted Calamitous into the air and he climbed into the robot’s head. “Like this!” Calamitous cried.
The Ultrabot pointed its fist at the 40 story Acme Building where the gang had filmed Jimmy’s movie, a beam shot out, and the building exploded like the Empire State Building in Independence Day. People ran screaming down the street and the Ultrafans came pouring out of the expo center to see the commotion.
Carl, Libby, and Cindy’s mouths dropped open but Sheen jumped into the air. “That Ultrabot has a Plasma Cannon just like Ultralord!” he cried. “What amazing special effects!”
“Sheen!” Jimmy said. “Its not a special effect!” Jimmy spoke into his watch. “Goddard! Its an emergency! Hurry to the convention center!” He heard Goddard bark.
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Meanwhile, at nearby Area Eighty-Six, a soldier approached General Abercrombie. “Sir! We have reports of a giant creature in Retroville!”
“What, again?” the General asked. “What is with that city? Its not Miss Fowl, is it?”
“No sir,” the soldier said. “It appears to be Ultralord.”
“Ultrawho?” General Abercrombie asked.
“It’s a child’s television show,” the soldier explained.
“Boy, television has become violent,” the General said. “Well let’s nip this thing in the bud. Call in a surgical nuclear strike.”
“But sir, what about the civilians?”
“Ah, I forgot about them. Hm, you’re probably right.” The General scratched his chin. “And the President wouldn’t be to pleased if I launched another nuclear missile, I got in so much trouble last time. Very well, scramble the jets, alert the tanks, and take us to Defcon Two. That Ultra-whatever is about to be Ultra-whipped!”
There it is!
-Things are about to get really messy.
-I hope I don't get an R rating!
Snazzo
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 01:33 AM
Hahahahahahah! UltraBot! This is funny! I love it! You did an awsome job with Sheen! So in-character!
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 03:36 AM
:thumbsup: Ha, nice ^_^ . Excellent humor, very original and in-charecter diolouge.... amazing all together! :lol:
Keep up the good writing! :thumbsup:
Keep up the good writing! :thumbsup:
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 03:38 AM
:thumbsup: LOL, GREAT chapter!! :D Pfft, just like Sheen to be distracted by life-threatening danger by Ultralord. :P
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