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[curiochibi]

Oh, PUH-LEASE! I played with a tarantula once in second grade. THEY ARE NOT FREAKY.

Except for daddy longlegs. F*cking HATE THOSE THINGS.

=Jessi=

[SweeneyxxTodd]

I can't stand spiders!

I can't get within five feet of a spider bigger than my thumbnail. And I have to spend like, 15 minutes working up enough courage to get close enough to the small spiders to kill them.

I'm like, not even myself anymore when I kill bugs. I just get in this "shit mother f*cker bitch!" freak-out mode.

Bugs *shudder* I hate them. Most notably spiders and lightning bugs. Lightning bugs refuse to die! I have to pound the shoe on them for like, five minutes before they stop moving! Srsly.

And don't even get me started on how much I can't stand lady bugs. If you even say you like them, I will drag you to my house to spend the winter. You won't love them anymore after that.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

I can't even be in the same house as a spider no matter what size. It needs to die NOW, or I'm going to be itchy and jumpy ALL day.









.:!Gwen!:.

[curiochibi]

How's about we put it in a box, and we put that box in another box, and we have the box shipped to you so when it comes *evil cackle* you can smash it?

IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU!

=Jessi=

[RocksmySocks]

Or, to save on postage, we could just poison the spider with THIS!

*pulls out megalomanium*

er...wait. Maybe not such a good idea.

[curiochibi]

WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN SUCH A SUBSTANCE WOMAN?!

And besides, if Gwen sees that, she'll-
*Gwen faints*
Too late.

=Jessi=

[RocksmySocks]

WHERE DID YOU OBTAIN SUCH A SUBSTANCE WOMAN?!

Where did I obtain it?

I made it, of course.


*skips off, huggling megalomanium*

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Don't let that get near Jimmeh Katie!

Then we'll have a DJ in this universe AND in the TOSOT one.

And then the first DJ would kill the second one and we'd have no normal Jimmeh to love.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Ooh. That would be interesting.

And totally hot.

...

GIVE IT HERE KATIE NAO






.:!Gwen!:.

[RocksmySocks]

But..but then I won't have anything to wash down my lunch with. This stuff is really tasty. I would let you try it, but then I'd have a rival for my power and that would be foolish.

[curiochibi]

Sooooo...

You're saying that you're only evil if you consume the Megalomanium on a regular basis?

=Jessi=

[RocksmySocks]

No, you're evil after the first time. I just happen to like it on a regular basis, cuz it tastes like purple flurp.

[curiochibi]

Imbecile.

=Jessi=

[.:!Gwen!:.]

No, you're evil after the first time. I just happen to like it on a regular basis, cuz it tastes like purple flurp.

Ah yes.

Scrumptious.







.:!Gwen!:.

[SweeneyxxTodd]

*runs off to concoct her own megalomanium*

[Kaz]

I wants it...

[oreocookieclouds]

Umm... Hi? This question is for Aurora... I'm new to this whole thing :unsure: , but why do you feel YOU have to kill DJ?

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Welcome, welcome. IDOJ is a wonderful place. You'll love it here.

[oreocookieclouds]

Thanks! I think I already do! Y'all seem great! (sorry, I'm from Texas) ^_^

[Beks]

OMG, you already read TOSOT! :o *uberhug* I LOVE YOU! ^_^