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[curiochibi]

Didja want me to throw a can of petroleum instead? With a book of matches?

=Jessi=

[.:!Gwen!:.]

A book of matches? Innit a box of matches?









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[curiochibi]

No. A BOOK of matches. Ya know, the little envelopes with ten matches in them that hotel chains and dinky diners used to give out?

=Jessi=

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Ah yes. Of course.







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[curiochibi]

They'll never know how many of their guests grew up to be serial arsonists...



=Jessi=

[SweeneyxxTodd]

There are two full collections of diner matchbooks hanging on the wall in my downstairs hallway.

I don't think having that many flammable objects in one area is a good idea.

[Kaz]

If that goes up during the night you're gonna be toasted like a marshmallow.

Mmmm...marshmallow :lol:

[curiochibi]

Get over yourself, Drinky McCrow.

=Jessi=

[Mara=^.^=]

Q for Aurora:

Hypothetically (damn you Krista) you wake up tomorrow and it's suddenly 10 years ago, and you're eleven again. And only you have memories of everything that has happened.

How would you react?

AURORA: <_< I hate hypothetical questions.

If I was sent back to the day of Libby's birthday party, I would make sure to tell Jimmy ahead of time that he had wrapped the megalomanium instead of the perfume. I'd stop him or anyone else from coming into contact with it, and then INSIST that it be destroyed.

Other than that, I guess I'd appreciate things a lot more. You don't know how wonderful things are until you lose them. I'd treat my friends and family better, for starters, and I wouldn't sweat the small stuff.

I think I'd give April a call sometime too. You know, I really do like her.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

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Arrrr~









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[Mara=^.^=]

GWEN'S MENTAL PROCESS: April x Aurora.
Hmmm.

Could they have babies?

. . .

No, I don't think so. 1) they're both chicks and 2) they're separate species.

. . .

Could they have hawt secks? :blink:

. . .

Yes. Yes they could.
....I think I like this pairing :thumbsup:



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

It's like....it's like you were THERE. :o








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[Mara=^.^=]

I'm everywhere you are, Gwen


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Good. Kill this spider for me.






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[Mara=^.^=]

MARA: (syrupy sweet voice) We do not kill God's lovely creatures, silly!

**merrily scoops up spider with a napkin, releases it outdoors, then frolics away, turning pirhouettes amid a gaggle of happy woodland creatures****

GWEN: (shrugging) Oh well. The freezing cold temperatures will kill it anyway.



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

DUDE I LOVE THAT SONG. --glues face to your signature--








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[Mara=^.^=]

And I love Luffy :kawaii:

**joins you in staring**



~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

sdjlfhs need to listen to that song now. D8






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[curiochibi]

MARA: (syrupy sweet voice) We do not kill God's lovely creatures, silly!

**merrily scoops up spider with a napkin, releases it outdoors, then frolics away, turning pirhouettes amid a gaggle of happy woodland creatures****

GWEN: (shrugging) Oh well. The freezing cold temperatures will kill it anyway.

I...

I can just see that happening.

*laughs up a hurricane*

=Jessi=

[Kaz]

Spiders? *shudders*