Community Status Updates

When the moon hits your eye, as it falls from the sky, that's'a black eyeee.

*sits in the corner and sings the troll song*

PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND SO DO I.

*throws rocks into the abyss*

flowers.

OvEr tHe HiLlS aNd FaR aWaY, tHeRe WaS OnCe........a really bored stalker stalking a forum, that's me, hello.

I once wished I were a carrot, did I become a carrot? The world may never know.

peanut butter strawberry time.

Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Do you know who I am? I'm the one who's going to burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS.

I dream of Nemo

So, say the sky were about to fall for real and Chicken Little wasn't wrong, what would you do?

Hmmm.. that looks sharp and pointy.. I wonder what would happen if I poked it?

Make your move Reindeer Games.

If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

so I haven't posted a status to confuse peeps in a while. Here's the next one: shawarma