TEX: So Sheriff, I heard the readers want us to swap saliva
SHERIFF: WHUT WE CAN'T DO THAT YOUR SALIVA HAS CRIMINAL COOTIES
TEX: Oh, grow a pair and pretend like I haven't threatened your life multiple times
SHERIFF: But that would take the all fun out of i--- I mean.
TEX: ....
SHERIFF: ........
**commence make-out**
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHERE'S MY WELL DEVELOPED STORY LINE?
WHERE'S MY 5-7 HEART-ATTACK INDUCING, BUT CLEARLY NECESSARY CLIFFHANGERS TO BUILD THE SUSPENSE?
WHERE'S MY BADLY NEEDED PLOT BUILD UP?!
WHERE'S MY CHARACTER BACKSTORY/BONDING TIME WHERE THEY BOTH REALIZE THAT NEITHER ONE IS THAT BAD AND THAT THEY WERE TRULY MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!?
WHERE'S MY WELL-CRAFTED SETTING DESCRIPTIONS THAT LET ME KNOW EXACTLY WHAT FICTIONAL TIME AND PLACE I'M READING ABOUT?
WHERE'S MY THREE MONTH WAIT FOR UPDATES THAT LEAVES ME LIKE A KID WAITING FOR A TRIP TO DISNEYLAND THAT HIS PARENTS PROMISED HIM?
WHERE'S MY FUN FACTS ABOUT THE OLD WEST?!
I WILL NOT HAVE THIS! SIR! NO I WILL NOT! I DEMAND PLOT, I DEMAND DEPTH, I DEMAND ANGST, I DEMAND SUBSTANCE, I DEMAND CHARACTERS AND SETTINGS AND WELL RESEARCHED FACTS!!!!!!! DANG IT!
~Crys~
Nobody will be ingesting peyote (or any other hallucinogenic substance) on screen, since I'm pretty sure that would force me to change its ff.net rating to "M". I just need it for a throwaway joke in a later chapter.
