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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Okay, dude...  I know a lie when I hear it in someone's tone of voice.

 

*finishes the last of his slice* Yeah, it sounds to me like you're not being completely honest.

 

Me: What's you're real name, man??

[Scythe]

Me: Ha ha ha ha...Please.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Then, I'm sure you won't mind submitting to a lie-detector test... *presses a button on his watch* Goddard, please report to my location.  Thank you!

 

*flies in the open dorm room window ten minutes later* Bark, bark! *cocks his head curiously*

 

Me: Totally sweet dog, Jimmy!!

 

Thanks!  Goddard, "lie-detector mode"!

[Scythe]

(Okay Emily...you know you wouldn't be doing any of this if I hadn't posted that thoughts section above what I said)

[ShadRose17]

Sarah: Hey, leave em alone, he doesn't have to tell us. You're being a bully. 

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Sorry about that. heheh Though, it would be nice to know your real name so we could get to know the real you better...  But we're not gonna force you, right, Jimmy??

 

Um, heh-heh, right...  Goddard, there's actually no need for that, now.  Retract to normal mode, please...  Um, sorry about that.  Heh-heh!!

 

*returns to normal* Bark!  Eh-roo?? *looks at everyone questioningly*

 

Me: Why's he looking at us like that?

 

He's just curious as to why I made that command.  We can't necessarily just force someone to do something they don't want to do, boy... *pats his head after he hops down from the stool* Unless you're Seymour Nimmelfarb, that is...  What a loser...!

 

Me; *finishes my last slice and hops down* Now that you mention his name, I actually am wondering what that creep is up to...  Whatever it is, it can't be good! *shudders*

 

Excellent point!  Goddard, put a lock on Seymour's coordinates and display his location, please!

 

Bark, bark! *immediately displays his coordinates on his screen*

 

Me: *surveys Goddard's screen* Hmm...  It seems as if he's in the science lab doing something, but I can't make out what...

[Scythe]

Me: Mixing different solutions it looks like...

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Guys, this is a random RP, within reason, of course, so be anyone you wanna be!)

 

Me: And creating a device for that solution to power!  I have a BAD feeling about this...!

 

Hey, remember how he was muttering something about getting revenge when we left him, since you stopped him from forcing me to pull that insane stunt?  That just might play a part in this creation of his somehow...  I don't like the looks of this!

 

Me: He looks like he's saying something, but I can't tell what it is...

 

Goddard, amplify the sound tenfold!

 

Bark!! *increases the volume of the live feed they're seeing*

 

Me: Thanks!  Now, be quiet so we can hear him...!

 

Seymour: Using this mister I've created, and nullifying one of the laws of quantum theory, the ability of electrons in the atoms of an inanimate object to repel eachother will be neutralized with the help of this solution I'm making!  If I spray the mist on, say, an object in my hand, the mist will penetrate the entire object and it'll immediately fall right through my hand onto the floor!  This includes the properties of the atoms in wearable materials, making them like holograms attracted by the Earth's gravity!  Just one more drop of this and... perfect! *uses a syringe to suck up the solution and inject it into his mist gun* Now, to find a victim to test it on... *exits the science lab*

 

Me: So, this is how he's getting revenge!!  Well, he's gonna have to get through ME in order to victimize anyone else!

 

That's ONE courageous girl!!

[Scythe]

Me: Also I...because I am awesome, or something. *takes screwdriver out of pocket and strikes a dramatic pose*...

 

I like poses....

 

Are you sure you are okay up there? *points to his head.

 

Me: Yes...why?

[ShadRose17]

Sarah: you know I think you all scare me, I can't be sure yet. O.o' xD

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: No wonder he's acting weird!  There's something that looks like a microchip attached to his forehead! *points*

 

Hey, you're right! *scrutinizes it* It mimics his skin color and texture, so it was nearly impossible to detect!  Looks like a case of mind-control, to me!  The only questions are, who's behind it and what do they want?!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(C'mon, let's get this thing going!  It's starting to get really good!  I'll see if I can motivate y'all with this next post...)

 

Me: First of all, let's try to see if we can actually remove that thing...  Hold still, dude... *gets a firm hold on the microchip, then tries to pull it off, but not without causing him extreme pain as it refuses to come loose* *lets go* Sorry!  It doesn't look this wants to come off!

 

Hold that thought! *observes Goddard's screen and gasps* Pukin' Pluto, Seymour's headed our way!!

 

Me: If he thinks he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do, then he's got another thing coming!  I'll watch through the door's peephole... *peers through it and sees him fast approaching* Like I said, he's gonna have to get through ME first...! *locks the door and braces myself against it*

 

Seymour: *walks up, his creation behind his back, and bangs on the door* Lemme in right this moment!  I've got something for you!

 

Me: No WAY, you freaking PERVERT!!  I know what you're wanting to do to us!

[Scythe]

Me: Don't worry...I know just what to do at a time like this...*reaches into pocket and draws out UltraLord trading card. Takes the card and pushes it through the slit in the door and it drops down. Pushes Emily out of the way*

 

Time for the kill... *Pushes door open and tackles a bent-over Seymour and starts to beat on him. I push his device away from reach*

 

That's right you Simencanasi! I can keep this up for a while!

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HO HO HE HE HE HA HA HE HO HO!!!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: That does it! *walks over to him and grabs his arm, pulling him away* Dude, violence isn't ever the answer here!

 

Seymour: *gets up after the crazed college kid is pulled off of him* Thanks, miss, but I'm not that grateful! *charges into the dorm room*

 

Me: Don't you EVEN...!!! *tackles him onto his stomach* I know what you're planning on doing with your little creation here! *snatches it from him*

 

Seymour: Get off me!! *sits upright forcibly, slinging me onto my back on the carpeted floor* And give me that! *snatches back his creation and proceeds to spray the mist on me with it*

 

Me: EEEEK!!! *rushes to hide myself under the bedsheets* Do you realize what you just did to me, Seymour?! *points to my clothes that had dropped onto the floor* You FREAKIING PERVERT!!!

 

Seymour: *shrugs* I try...  Now, for my original victim!

 

Me: Run, Jimmy!!  Hide under the bed!

 

Yikes! *scrambles underneath it, then uses his watch to make himself invisible*

 

Seymour: *peeks under the bed* You can't hide from me-!  Hey, where'd Neutron go?!

[Scythe]

Me: *finds small wooden plank and slams it into Seymour's head*

 

(In an Australian accent) Well, that sure cleared things up...a bit.

 

Seymour: *reaches for device and almost gets me but I jump and fall down on his wrist*

 

Me: (still in Accent) Sorry mate, but it might be just a little bit hard for you to do that to Seth Iamnotposthingmylastname! (please go along with the joke if possible)

[ShadRose17]

Sarah: ooh, Seth is your real na-wait why did you say 'I'm not posting my last name' out loud.....? it's not as if we're on some sort of internet forum and all this is just in our imagination, that'd be weird!....... And Seymour, can you stop being such a jerk before I have to, I don't know.. hit you or call the principal and tell him about all this? I'm sure you don't care to have EXPULSION on your record.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: And factor in what he did to ME, for the record!!!  EEK!!! *hides completely under the covers*

 

That DOES it!! *crawls out and makes himself visible again* I'm calling Dean Cane! *punches a series of keys on his watch*

 

Seymour: No, wait!  I can change, please!  Is this gonna go on my permanent record?!  Just gimme another chance!

 

Me: *from under the covers* I know I wouldn't, ya PERV!!

 

NO!  I'm gonna prove to him just how twisted you really are!!  Just look at what you did to embarrass Em!!

 

Seymour: If you don't give me another chance, I'm gonna do the SAME thing to you, just as I'd originally planned! *aims his creation at him*

 

*cancels the transmission* Okay, okay!  Fine!  Just hand me that thing, and no one gets affected!!

 

Seymour: I wouldn't BET on it, "Einstein"! *sprays the mist on him*

 

YIKES!!! *scurries under the bed to hide* Holy Herculaneum, NOW I'm reporting you!! *punches the same sequence of keys and sends the transmission*

[Scythe]

Me: This may not solve anything...

 

Seymour: *attacks with device...only affect my shoes*

 

Me: Dude...this isn't just permanent record...you will go to prison! 

[ShadRose17]

Sarah: so... am I justified in punching him?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Sarah, you can be more than just yourself, ya know! XD It's allowed here!)

 

Me: Send the transmission already, Jimmy!!  I'm in "humiliation nation" here!!

 

Okay, okay!  Alright, jeez! *mutters* Blistering bosons, she's bossy!!

 

Me: I heard that! *giggles*

 

*sends the transmission* Dean Cane, your intervention is required immediately regarding Seymour...

 

Dean Cane: Mr. Neutron?  Where are you?  I can't see anything on your end.  And Seymour's my star pupil!  What could he have possibly done wrong?!

 

There's a very good reason why you can't see me, and that will be explained by what Seymour's done to humiliate ME and another student.  Please report to dorm room 217 in the main building...

 

Dean Cane: I'm on my way! *ends the transmission on his end and heads toward that very room*