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[Scythe]

Me: So...I think your going to like it in prison Seymour...free food... great company! I think that even the cells must be pretty comfortable!

 

Seymour: *faintly* Shut...up...

 

Me: Ha ha ha...I don't feel like it...so uh...Jimmy? *getting off topic* Do you like UltraLord?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

No, I don't, actually...  However, my friend Sheen can't get enough of the fandom.  He even has UltraLord undergarments...!!  I'm surprised you can still hear me while I'm deep underneath this bed...  Thanks a LOT, Seymour!!

 

Me: Augh!!  You freaking pervert! *uncovers my head and arms, but keeps everything else underneath the blankets*

 

Seymour: Before I get imprisoned for life, there might be side effects to the solution I sprayed on you... *cringes* Now, this I didn't want to happen, but it actually just might...

 

What KIND of side effects?! *pauses* Hey, why is my voice deeper all of a sudden?!  And why is it suddenly so cramped under here?!

 

Seymour: Oh, jeez.  Phase one has already initiated...  If it hits a youngster like you, it ages you to match the age of the nearest female.  Miss, how old are you exactly?

 

Me: I'm 24-  Uh-oh!!  I have a feeling what comes next!

 

Seymour: Yeeeeaaaaahhhh...  Both of you will be literally attracted to eachother like magnets as it forces you to... *gulp* ...mate...

 

Seymour, you are in HUGE-  AUGH!!  It's pulling me out from under the bed and literally attaching us together!! *groans as I land on the floor on top of him* OOF!!  Would you kindly get OFF of me this moment?!

 

Me: I would, but I'm *tries to pull away, but is unable to* STUCK!!  OWW!!!  EEK!! *yanks one of the blankets off the bed and pulls it over them* SEYMOUR!!!!

 

Seymour: That's Phase 2, alright.  I am SO dead!!

 

Is there anything ELSE you'd like to mention?!

 

Seymour: If my calculations are correct, it only releases its hold on you when she's conceived...  Then it returns you to your normal age.

 

Dean Cane: *opens the dorm room door* Is everything alright in-  Good LORD!!  Is that YOU, Mr. Neutron?!  Get some clothes on this moment!  You, as well, miss!!

 

Me: We'd love to, Dean Cane, but, we're unfortunately literally STUCK together, and thanks to HIM, *points at Seymour* our clothes have been reduced to holograms on the floor!  Their electromagnetic fields have been disrupted!

 

See for yourself!  And our predicament here is a side effect of what he did to us!!

 

Dean Cane: *tries to pick up the electromagnetically disrupted clothes from the floor, but his hands just pass through them* HOW did this happen, Seymour Nimmelfarb?!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Mixing different solutions it looks like...

 

(Okay, Sarah and I just had a talk, and we agreed that my most recent post was pushing it WAY too far.  So I thought we could backtrack and start again from what I just quoted above...  Let's go!)

 

Me: I don't know what it is he's making, but I hope it doesn't have any severe medical effects on whoever he might use it on...

 

*shudders* Me, neither!!  Goddard, go observe what he's up to, but remain extremely discrete so he won't notice you're around...  Then, once you find out what he's made, report back as soon as possible!

 

*whirs* Bark, bark! *rockets off towards the science lab*

[ShadRose17]

Seymour: *mixes some sort of chemicals, laughing like an idiot* I will get Neutron expelled! Those idiotic girls, getting in the way of my plan! I'll show them. ><' Let's see, perhaps I can frame them all for something. >D Oh yes, I am DEVIOUS! *stupid laugh*

 

Goddard: *walks in and listens*

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Sarah: what does he want anyway? o.e' I mean he has to have a reason for picking on you right, Jimmy?

[Scythe]

Me: I overheard something about this Marand-Grant for the school...maybe something to do with that?

 

Oh...

 

Me: What is it?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

From what I've gathered, it's the highest and most prestigious honor to bestow upon a college, worth many thousands of dollars!  And his most likely reason for singling me out is because, like I've said before, my IQ far surpasses his own and I'm at a much younger age, whereas he probably only had one of 120 when he was at my age...  I've concluded that all these things that have happened to me since I've gotten here are because of him, but i'm not entirely sure on that...

 

Me: Um, think about it in depth, Jimmy...  From all you've told us, he's seemed to be nice to you at the most inopportune times, and that was directly BEFORE either of those incidents happened to you.  Then consider what we recently prevented him from forcing you to do, and put two and two together...  Besides, didn't you have some important experiment you were going to submit, and notes to go along with it, like any good scientist??

 

Excellent point!  Hmm... *mind clicks and he snaps his fingers* Of COURSE!!  It was him all along that got me into trouble!!  And yes, I do have an important experiment with notes to go along with it...

 

Me: Why don't you check them and make sure ALL your notes are still there...??

[ShadRose17]

Sarah: Yeah, maybe that'd be a good idea, I mean, what if he stole some of your research and is gonna pass it off as his own?!

[Scythe]

Me: Rather convenient you came up with that idea...I swiped this from his Monk robe:

 

*shows the others a paper with plans for an unstable molecule project...signed JN*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Puking PLUTONIUM!! *grabs it and scans it with his watch* Yep, these are HIS prints, alright!!  I can't believe I've been so gullible and submitting to that guy! "Secret fraternity"?!  Pffft, yeah, RIGHT!!

 

Me: So, would ya mind if we volunteered to help ya bust this freaking LOSER??

 

I don't mind a bit!  It's about time he got what he deserved!  Now, *motions everyone over in a huddle* here's the plan...

 

*meanwhile...*

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Reviving!!!)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

(Reviving... AGAIN!!! XD)

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

It ounded-say ore-may ike-lay ig laten-pay!

(Reviving this version of the RP! Let's get this show on the road! )