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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Do I need to remind everyone what I just did to a certain someone with an IQ of 210 by doing so again??

I don't think we need to see that again, and neither does he wanna experience it. I sure wouldn't if I were him!

Me: Aw, maaaann... *gets a downcast, heartbroken look and tears start to form*

Uh-oh, I'd know that look anywhere...

Me: *runs into the house, finds several steak knives, and brings them out and sticks them firmly into the ground, blades upward* I'm just gonna let myself fall on these since none of you, especially YOU, don't really seem to want me around!!! *starts to purposely fall forward towards them*

WAIT!! *stops me with his tractor beam and places me upright* You'd actually commit suicide to get noticed?! That's so infantile!! Don't ever do THAT again!!

Me: Why, Jimmy! You DO care!! *runs up and hugs him*

*gently pushes me away after a couple moments* Of course, I care! I'm not immoral! Would you like to be friends??

Me: You BET!!

Dang! *gets wide-eyed* That girl really IS lovesick!!

[Katia11]

"NEUTRON! Get them back to their universe or you are gonna be sore for a week."

"Chillax girl. You don't need to sweat. Everythings gonna be fine."

"Either way, they can't stay here!"

Me: "Agreed! My husband will have started to wonder where I am."

"You are married and yet you still are part of this site dedicated to Neutron? Oh my gosh. Does Neutron have GAME?"

Em: *giggles* he is pretty smart.



"Excuse me while I go and vomit."

[Rocket Raj]

ME: Yes, I agree with Katie, ... ASSUMING that THAT is ACTUALLY Katie, ...We SHOULD get OUT of HERE, before, something bad happ-

*Enter King Goobot, And His Yolkian Army..."

ME: ...Like That... Damn...

[Cinnamon Ninja]

COOL! ALIENS! ...oh, wait, it's just the Yolkians again. Hi guys! How are ya? Have you heard about our Frequent Invaders program? Get your card stamped every time you invade Earth, and when you reach ten we'll give you a free can of Burp Cola!

Sheen...shut up.

King Goobot!

*strikes a kung-fu pose* You prefer your eggs scrambled or sunny side up, Neutron?

Waitwaitwait! Hold on there, puny Earthlings!

What do you want this time? We're kinda busy right now.

Yeah, we got some interdimensional visitors, and they know all about us, and one of them is in love with Jimmy, and-

and everyone else: Carl, SHUT IT!

Hmm...interdimensional visitors, you say? I was originally just going to steal the little blonde girl...but that gives me an idea. *evil chuckle*

Does it involve llamas?

...it's an EVIL plan, chubby Earth child.

Oh.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Don't lay a robotic FINGER on ANYONE here, or else you're gonna be in a world of hurt!!!!

*fake scared voice* Oh!! I'm sooo scared!! NOT!! YOU'RE the one who's gonna be in pain!!!

Me: That does it!! *does a spinning heel kick, landing on Goobot's shell and splits it in 2, spilling Goobot on the ground* Whoa!! I didn't know I knew karate in this universe! COOL!!

CURSES!! Foiled by a puny 5-foot Earthling!

[Cinnamon Ninja]

Me: Karate, Em? Really?

Em: Yeah. Cool, isn't it?

Judy: Oh, now I have to clean alien off the floor...again. Really, Jimmy, please make these kinds of messes outside from now on.

Uh, guys...I think we kinda forgot about THE REST OF THE YOLKIAN ARMY!

[Rocket Raj]

ME: Dude, screw THIS!!! i'M not going to a part of YET ANOTHER LAME King Goobot Special! *Addresses VOX* VOX!,: ...Defensive Plan Zeta-Levi-Two-Six!

VOX: Affirmative!

*Floor Drops-Out Form Underneath Us, And, We Enter His Lab. Goobot Is Enraged At Losing His Enemies, And, VOX's Weapon Systems Target Him...*

...Um, ...HEY!, ...How ON EARTH did you know one of my defensive plans?!

ME...Don't worry about it...

Man, this is gonna AWESOME! We haven't had an EPIC alien fight in FOREVER!!

SHEEN!

...Sorry...

ME: If King Goobot is serious, then perhaps handing this the way you guys NORMALLY do wouldn't be such a great idea...

..HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How Do you know "how we normally handle things?", ...And, why should we trust YOU?!

ME: You have NO reason to trust me, and I would understand if you didn't, but, BELIEVE ME, it is our BEST OPTION! You KNOW that he's used to your tactics by NOW! Whatever he's planning, it's probably more sinister, sophisticated, and thought-out than ANYTHING he's attempted in the past, and, as such, we should WE should have a new plan-pf-action, as well.

...WOW. He sure does get to the point. I think he's right Neutron, I mean this time he brought his whole ARMY!

...OKAY, OKAY!!!! *Addresses Me* What did you have in mind?

ME: Well, we'll need some help.,: ...Some help from a certain hardcore Green Grolock Girl, ...AND, ...MAYBE help from some time-travelers as well...

APRIL!!! OH HE- *Gets Mouth covered By Libby*

We're In!

Alright! But we have VERY LITTLE TIME! So we must act quickly!

RIGHT!

[Cinnamon Ninja]

Me: Hey, guys, don't forget us! *waves* We'll help too, as much as we can.

Awesome! So that makes it...*counts on fingers*...eleven of us so far against what looks like about a zillion of them!



Carl! Cool it! There are more favours we can call in. Ah...the upsides of being known across the galaxy.

...The downside being that you seem to gain enemies almost as fast as allies. Enemies like THE YOLKIANS THAT ARE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING NASTY TO RETROVILLE!





So who's going to do what? Like I said, we don't have much time before the Yolkians find us.

My defenses should repel them for a while, but it looks like they've upgraded their tech since we last met, so my calculations may be off.

Neutron, new guy, what's the plan?

If Goobot's managed to get himself an army, I think we should reply in kind. I'll try and get in contact with April and the Gorlocks. Cindy, you and Libby go and prepare the space car for launch. Goddard'll show you what to do.

Right!

Arf!

Sheen, you and Carl...er...go help Cindy and Libby.

Sure thing, Jimmy!

All right...

Me: So...what do we do?

Well, you (*points at Dylan*) come tell me what your plan is. The rest of you...er...just stay put. And don't touch anything. You guys'll be helpful if it comes to fighting, but I don't know what any of your skills are, or how you can contribute. So for now...yeah. Don't touch anything. ESPECIALLY if it's red or flashing. Just don't. Got it?


Everyone (with varying levels of enthusiasm): Got it.


Me (once Jimmy's turned away): Goody.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: "Don't touch any THING", got it! He said "anything"; he didn't say "anyONE"!! *gets a sneaky yet romantic look and eyes Jimmy*

Georgia: Uh-oh! She's got that look in her eyes again!

Dylan: Wait! What??!

Kate: She's not gonna-...?!

Me: Yep! And I already have the Age-Changer(I made this up, okay? Kate, you'll recognize it from my other RP.) and the Love Potion! *whistles as if to say, "Hey, hot stuff!"*

So what IS this plan of yours-... Wait! Say WHAT now?! What's that she's got?!

Me: Oh, you'll find out soon enough!

[Cinnamon Ninja]

Me: NO! Em, don't do it! We have bigger problems!

Emily: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this moment my whole life!


Guys, the Yolkians are still up there, and this little spat is costing us precious time!

Yeah. So BACK OFF, Em. Don't make me hurt you.

Cool it, girl! No use losing your head. Besides, we all need to work together if we're going to defeat those little green freaks.

...I guess...

Em (waving the love potion around): Hey, Jimmy, want a drink?

Er, no, thank you. ...Hey, is that my love potion? How'd she get a hold of that?

Dude, why are you even surprised any more? They have a WEBSITE ABOUT US.

...yeah. I see your point.

Dylan: Hey, guys, didn't we have a plan going on?

Oh, right. That. Well, er...right...go set up the space car, guys. And take Em with you. I think she'd like to see it. I'll try and set up the computer to contact Planet Gorlock.

Everyone scatters to do as Jimmy said, except for most of the IDOJ'ers, who mill around - a little awkwardly - in the middle of the lab. Jimmy jumps into his computer chair and starts typing madly.

Me: ...I think I'm gonna go see what's going on around the space car. Anyone wanna come?

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Get your mitts OFF me! Besides, I already sprayed and zapped myself, and nothing or NO one can stop me now!! *sprays and zaps him* Now, where were we??

Dylan: Someone get her under control!!

Georgia: How much did you increase your ages??

Me: We're both 23 now, the age I am in my usual universe.

Em, what have you DONE to me?! I'm brimming with testosterone! I'm the picture of horrific adulthoo- Well, hel-LO, gorgeous!

I thought I heard someone yelling back there... *moseys over to where the others and Jimmy are* Dude, check HER out!!

*runs up to him* Sheen!! *smacks him* Shut UP!!!

[Rocket Raj]

ME: EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everybody Turns To Me In Surprise*

ME: ...Well, ..Um, ...Thanks, ...NOW, we have certain plans to attend to. I believe that we wo-

*A Yolkain Busts Through The Main Lab Entrance*

*He Points A Weapon At ME*

ME: ...O, HELL NAW! I am NOT dying in a CARTOON! *Pulls Out My "Gat" (That's G-Talk For My Gun)* *Fires At The Yolakian, Cracking His Outer Shield, And, Draining His Fluid-Like Interior Onto The Floor*

*...........*

*Everybody Stares At ME, As I Inspect My Weapon, And My Dead Enemy* *... Apparently You Guys Have Never Seen Someone Get "Wasted"*

(Whispering To Libby) ...So much for being a "nerd."

(Whispering Back To Cindy) ...Tell Me About It...

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Whatever, Dylan... *changes my view* Hey, there, big boy!!

If you lay ONE finger on him, you're DEAD!!!!

Me thinks the lady is jealous, no???

If ya don't shut UP, Ultra-Dork, you're gonna wish you were never BORN!!

*slowly backs away a few steps* Backing off, backing off...

Me: *refers to Cindy* SHE better back off before she's in a world of hurt! *turns to face him again* Now, where were we, sweet thang??

*mutters* Why, I oughtta...

Girl, chill...

Kate: Can anyone here see what that girl's getting into?! *gestures to me*

[Rocket Raj]

ME: Would SOMEONE PLEASE RESTRAIN her!!!!! We have more important things to worry about!

...Oh, I'd be happy to. *Lunges At Emily, And The Two Enter A VERY VIOLENT Fist-Fight. Even Though Cindy Is SUBSTANTIALLY YOUNGER Than Em, She Appears To Be Holding-Her-Own Quite Well.*

*Jimmy, Now Age Twenty-Three, Chases After The Rumbling-Cindy-And-Emily, In An Attempt To Stop It, And To Make Sure That Emily Is Unharmed, Due To Him Now Being Infatuated With Her, Due To Her Use Of Pheromone 976-J*

ME: Oh, God, THIS is going to be a LOOONG day!...

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Me: Have you forgotten about my newfound blackbelt karate skills, girly?! *throws some expert moves at her, and eventually gets the better of her, due to my age, and knock her clear across the yard, knocking her unconscious* Had enough NOW?! *giggles flirtatiously* I'm fine; don't worry! C'mere, you hunkmuffin!! *we embrace and proceed to make out*

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!

Sheen, COME HERE... *grabs his ear and drags him away*

LIBBY!! Ow, ow, ow, ow, OW, OW...!!!

Georgia: Oh, my GOSH...

I had a feeling this would happen!

Dylan: Get those 2 UNDER CONTROL, someone!!

Me: *pauses momentarily* There's NO stoppin' me when I've caught the love bug!! *continues*

How about a more romantic spot, sweetie?? Like, say, my lab??

Me: You BET... Let's go, my sweet... *gets escorted over there, making goo-goo eyes at eachother the entire time*

[Cinnamon Ninja]

Me: No! NO! NONONONONO! This is NOT good. Dear lord, will we ever get anything done?

Doesn't look like it.

This is the worst day of my entire life.

What about the time our parents got kidnapped by Yolkians?

Worse.

What about the time you and Jimmy got your brains melded?

...worse.

(Libby shoots Cindy a skeptical look, but doesn't say anything.)

What about the time you and Jimmy got stranded?

(avoids the question) Look, this is awful, okay?! *deep breath* Yolkians are attacking-

(As she speaks, a loud rumbling echoes through the lab. Everyone looks up nervously as Cindy keeps talking.)

-and as much as it pains me to say it, Nerdtron's the only person who can help us. And he's "busy" over there in a corner eating some random interdimensional visitor's face! *she jerks her thumb over her shoulder towards Jimmy and Emily, not able to bear looking at them*

Girl, it's just the love potion. Chill.



(Suddenly, the computer screen starts flashing with the words CALL INCOMING.)

Me: Quick, Cindy, which button answers the call?

Uhh...that blue one, I think.

(I press the button, and a large picture of April the Gorlock appears onscreen.)

Urgh...ANOTHER fan of Nerdtron's? What is this, 'Everybody Make Moves On A Nerd Day'?

I heard that, homely human!

Me: Look, we don't have much time. April, we need your help.

Who are you? Who's "we"? And where's Jimmy Neutron?

Dylan: We're interdimensional visitors - long story. Suffice to say that we're allies, and Earth needs Planet Gorlock's help.

More puny people? *sniffs disdainfully* I don't see why I should help you. My loyalty is towards Jimmy Neutron. Where is he, anyway?

Me: He's twenty-three right now, and he's over in that corner making out with another interdimensional visitor.

(April looks furious.)

Where?! I will crush this new female into paste!

Look, I'd love to help you with that, but we need your help for something different right now.

Yeah, Earth is being invaded by Yolkians, and we can't stop them cause Jimmy's...er...otherwise engaged.

So could we please be allies and fight the Yolkians together?

Hmm...allies...

Everyone (except for Jimmy and Emily): PLEASE?

[Katia11]

"I suppose that would not be disagreeable. However, I need someone to volunteer to perform the trust ritual."

"PICK ME!"



"It's not so easy when it's happening to you, huh?"

*whispers* "I'll do it.*

"Who else is there other then Neutron?"

Me: Guys there isn't time for this! Let's just call it good, okay April?"

:Aoril: "The annoying girl is right."

Me: "Annoying?!" Uh!"

"Okay, we need a plan, pronto!"

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

*2 lengthy hours later, 2 familiar figures emerge from his lab and head towards the rest of them*

Me: You rock my universe, Jimmy!! *infatuated sigh*

No, you rock MINE!

Me: No, you rock mine!!

No, YOU! *tickles me under my chin*

Me: No, YOU!! *giggles*

Okay, we GET it!! *groans and glares at them* Finally! It's about time ya showed up, "lover-boy"!!

Just what exactly were you 2 doin' in there?! Wait. Scratch that; I don't wanna know...

I think I know what-

*interrupts* Okay, you just ZIP IT, Ultra-Freak!! *briefly scans the area* Okay, where's that Age-Changer-thing?! I prefer to have him younger again...!

I think it's over there, Cindy... *points*

Whatever, thanks... *grabs it, aims it at him, and tries to activate it, but it sparks and malfunctions instead* Oh, good GOSH...

[Cinnamon Ninja]

WILL ANY INVENTION OF NEUTRON's EVER WORK WHEN WE NEED IT TO?

(She throws the Age-Changer over her shoulder in disgust. Jimmy catches it and examines it. He is about to tinker with it before getting distracted by Emily.)



Me: Look, April, how soon can you get here? We need all the help we can get.

Unfortunately we cannot get there immediately, as our planets are separated by parsecs of space. We Gorlocks recently developed a wormhole generator but...there are still a few bugs.

What kind of bugs?

...you have about a fifty-fifty chance of getting squashed into a singularity.

That's not good.

No...

(The lab shudders again, and we hear lasers firing distantly outside.)

Me: Katie's right, guys! Time, time...if only we had more time to come up with a plan!

Oh, why did Jimmy have to pick today to turn into a twenty-three year old ladies man?

That laser fire outside doesn't sound good. I suggest you reinforce your base and wait for us to arrive. Without Jimmy Neutron at his full capacity-

(She looks at Emily accusingly.)

-you humans are...what's the phrase?

(April consults another screen behind her.)

Ah, yes. You guys are "toast".

Everyone: *gulp*'

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not sitting back and waiting for the Yolkians to catch us again! I'm going to fight! Those eggheads won't know what cracked them...

(Cindy races for the door.)

Libby: Wait, Cindy! It's too dangerous! You'll be zapped! Come BACK!

(She runs off after Cindy.)

Me: ...This isn't good.

YOU'RE telling ME! Come back, my queen!

(He runs off too.)

...hey, don't look at me. I'm not dumb enough to go up there when there are evil aliens running around. Or...y'know...floating around...

[Katia11]

Me: "We need Jimmy back to himself. I've got it!"

*finds cheese ray and turns a little rock into a rock of cheese goes over and drags Jimmg away from Em.*

Em:

Me: "Sorry Em, it's gotta happen." *Sticks cheese under his nose he takes a few deep breaths.*

"Man I feel terrible."

Me: I think it's working!

"Why in the heck am I so old, and WHY do I have lipgloss all over my face?"

Me: IT WORKED!

Georgia: He's still old!

Me: At least he's back to himself though! Jimmy the Yolkians are here and Cindy and Libby are out there fighting by themselves!! What are we going to do?

"Cindy is doing WHAT?"

Me: "YEAH! While you've been over there making out with Em she decided she wasn't just going to stand around!"

"I did WHAT with WHO now?"

Me: "Nevermind that! We need you to have a brain blast!"

"Think... think... think..."