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Marik:"Hey... let u-us in to the convention... we wanna see the... cosplayers and then set fire to them."
Hair guy/Kemo:"Attention, duelist! My hair can not let you pass because you're clearly drunk."
Marik:"I am not drunk, although, I maybe drunk on power, evil power...! And alcohol."
Bakura:"No Marik, you're just drunk."
Marik:"Kill Goku! That's what we are trying to do right? Kill Goku?"
Bakura:"Yes Marik we're trying to kill Goku."
Marik:"Kill Goku!"

 

-Kitsune Kon Opening Ceremonies

[xErik12]

Yami:"You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh, when you could be outside doing something else."

 

-When Yawmi met Sally

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Yami:"The folowing cartoons is based on real events, some names were changed in order to protect the innocent."
[Jonounchi/Joey,Honda/Tristan, Yugi all were putting the effort on pusing the rock when Joey/Jonounchi steps out]
Jonounchi/Joey:"Hey why ain't you guys helping?"
Anzou/Tea:"Get back to work, slave!"

 

-Busted Rhymes

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Ryo/Bakura:"I got a bloody good idea, let's use my gaydar in order to locate some gay people, they'll be able to help us."

Honda/Tristan:"Why would there be gay people down here?"

Jonounchi/Joey:"Gay people like to hibernate in caves, I saw it on the discovery channel."

Anzou/Tea:"Joey that's bats."

Jonounchi/Joey:"Bats, gay people, same thing."

 

-Busted Rhymes

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Kaiba:"In the four months since the last episode aired, I have created a brand new, ultra efficient, technologically advanced DUEL DISK SYSTEM! And that's not all, I also have a sexy new outfit. with these new  weapons at my disposal, Yugi will be powerless to defeat me.... also I have a god card."

 

-Mo' Money, Mo' Card Games

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Yami:"Yusei, what are you doing here?"

Yusei:"I came to play to this city to play a card game."

 faint voice:"on a motorcycle!"

Yusei:"By the way, did I just ran over a kuriboh?"

 

-Yugi v. Jaden Battle

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Yugi:"Super special awesome attack!"

 

-El Juego de las Tarjetas

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Tristan/Honda:"Hey, my wallet's missing."

Tea/Anzou:"Kaiba took it!"

 

-Pilot

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Jonouchi/Joey:"How come we never do any schoolwork anyway?"
Yugi:"It makes you wonder why we even bother coming here."
Anzou/Tea:"Hey do you guys here about the new student, they say that he's the sexist thing since sex."
Jonouchi/Joey:"Nyeh, sex isn't that sexy."
Honda/Tristan:"Joey, what's sex?"
Jonouchi/Joey:"Well, Tristan when a man and a woman love each other very much..."
Anzou/Tea:"Joey, no! We can't musn't let Tristan breed!"

 

-Shine On, You Crazy Devlin

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Steve:"Look's like there's nowhere left to run, kid."
Honda/Tristan:"Bring it on you lousy, Steves"
[Duke throws a dice at Steve]

Steve:"Ahh, that barely hurt!"
Duke:"You guys are making me sexy, you won't like my when I'm sexy!"

 

-The Man Who Would Be Steve

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Yugi:"I lost a card game, I no longer have a reason to live!"

Ryo/Bakura:"In that case, can I be main character?"

Yugi:"Hell no!"

Ryo/Bakura:"Buggar!"

 

Jonouchi/Joey:"Finally, Fresh air! I love the sound of card games in the morning!"

Anzou/Tea:"Look, guys we're right outside Pegasus' castle!"

Jonouchi/Joey:"Now we just gotta win the prize money and then I could buy some new friends!"

Yugi:"What about your sister, Joey?

Jonouchi/Joey:"Yeah, I could buy a new sister, too!"

 

-When Yawmi Met Sally

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Yami:"Hey a magic show! This looks less depressing than watching Joey duel."

Gay clown #2?:"Mheheh, hello Yugi, we've been expecting you. Come this way, my master is waiting!"

[in Yami's mind] I spy in my little mind, something that begins with 'gay clown', I have a bad feeling about this.

 

-Sore

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Yugi:"Hello, we're japanese teenagers."
Sales Clerk:"Then you must be here to buy some pornographic comic books, disguised as graphic novels."
Yugi:"What? No, we're just here to register here for the new card game tournament, since we have absolutely nothing better with our lives."

 

-She Blinded Me With Card Games

[Chompyzilla]

Duke:I kind of have this disease where if I don't have half naked girls applied to my body at regular intervals, I die.

-Penguin Ex Machina