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[Chompyzilla]

Who is this Kemo you speak of? In this version he is the Hair Guy.

[xErik12]

Yeah, Cam that's his name according to 4Kids anyways.

[Chompyzilla]

I'm aware of that, but this is a different show.

[xErik12]

Even though Little Kuriboh created Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, he didn't alter the characters names. Yeah it's true it's another show--actually, no it isn't.

 

It's the same Yu-Gi-Oh only that he cut various clips to shorten the episodes, he makes the episode by clearly summarizing each episode or plot arc

all in less than ten minutes (Season zero doesn't count since he didn't work on that other different show as much as Yu-Gi-Oh abridged the 4Kids version)

he mentions a bundle of references relevent to the plot and not at all. He does make a lot of changes by removing the orginal script and adding something

of a parody or sattire. Make no mistake he does like the show--he just wanted to make an abridged series. For example with Kemo:

 

Kemo sneaks up in front of Kaiba he charges at him by saying, "attention duelist, my hair is being assaulted!" Kaiba grabs him and throws him to the floor and continues to walk by before he does he corrects Kemo, "idiot, next time you sneak up on someone try keeping your mout shut." Kemo groans and he humorously (didn't have time to auto correct the word) adds: "I knew those child grabbing classes were a waste of money." 

 

When th original dialogue was obviously different. In short, the same principals apply to the show Yu-Gi-Oh! abridged and the orignal Yu-Gi-Oh!

 

After all, Yugi Moto is still Yugi Moto in the abridged isn't he? Marik is still called Marik Ishtar, no? Tea (whom was originally called Anzou likewise to Joey and Tristan and even Bakura's characters changed to sound more "american" Jonouchi [didn't have time to auto correct] was changed to Joey, Tristan was actually Honda and Bakura had a full name Ryo Bakura)

[Chompyzilla]

I am well aware of how it works and that he did not alter they're names. I just say since Kemo is not referred to as Kemo during the series, in context of the abridged series, he should just be referred to as the hair guy.

[xErik12]

Eh, I'll still call him Kemo.

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Trista: "I've been thinking. I don't know about you two, but I'm not happy being just a minor character; we never get any screen time, all we do is stand in the background and watch people play card games. It's time we took matters into our own hands and made a name for ourselves as main characters."

Tea: "That's dangerous talk Tristan, we can't risk upsetting the natural order, who knows what could happen."

Tristan: "I don't care all I know is we deserve to have our very own episode, so while the main characters are all asleep we're going to have an adventure, it'll be just like the goonies!"

Bakura: "Can I be Cory Feldman?"

Tristan: "No, I'm Cory Feldman."

Bakura: "But, you're always Cory Feldman. When do I get to be Cory Feldman."

Tristan: "Shut up, from now on your name is Chunk."

Tea: "Can I be River Pheonix?"

Tristan: "River Pheonix wasn't in the Goonies."

Tea: "He wasn't? Then which was the movies where they all went to go find a dead body?"

Tristan: "That's Stand by Me."

Tea: "Oh, hey guys can we go find a dead body?"

Tristan: "That sounds like an adventure to me!"

Bakura: "I'm sorrounded by wankers."

 

-Fanservice

 

Bakura: "Hey how the bloody hell did I get up here? And what in the name of buggary happened to my millenium ring?"

Tristan: "I threw it away because it was evil."

Bakua: "That was prized family heir loom, you giant wanker."

Tristan: "But it was evil, if Freddy Kreuger and Jason Vorhees got married and had a baby, your ring would be the baby."

Joey: "Freddy would never marry Jason, besides Freddy's already married to his job."

Evil Spirit a.k.a. Bakura: "Now that Pegasus is weakened by his duel with Yugi it will be the perfect opportunity to steal his millenium eye. By the way, if you're wondering how I managed to get my ring back, then I'm just as confused as you are. Watch out Pegasus, Florence is BACK!""

 

-Jaglemash

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Tristan: "I sure hope we don't encounter anymore intrusive subplots."
Marc Guy:"Did somebody say, intrusive subplots?"

Tristan: Oh s.o.b.

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Teacher:"Hello class."
Yugi:"Holy cow, a teacher I've almost forgotten what they've looked like."
Teacher:"I've trust you've finished your homework assignments."
Jonouchi:"What is this... homework you speak of?"

 

-Season Zero #2

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Yugi:"I give the Egyptain gods ten percent, why should I give you eighteen."
Joey/Jononouchi:"That's pretty ****** up Yuge."
Yugi:"Pretty ****** up Joey."

 

-Season Zero #3

[Mara=^.^=]

Re-watching this now...it's just as funny the second time around

 

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

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Yami:"so, Kaiba are you ready to enter a world of pain?"
Kaiba:"Sound's delightful."
Yami:"A world where the only noise you hear is that of your havard breath, as you choke on your own entrails?"
Kaiba:"Positively charming."
Yami:"Because I'm going to take you straight down to hell Kaiba and believe me your torture will never end until I'm satisfied."
Kaiba:"I've always wanted to visit new places."
Yami:"OK, cut that out."
Kaiba:"Cut what out?"
Yami:"That whole 'happy' thing, I'm not buying it."
Kaiba:"I don't know what you mean."
Yami:"Everyone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obssesive egomaniacal scumbag, the only reason you're playing this game is prove you're the best."
Kaiba:"Actually, I'm just playing for fun."
Yami:"Seriously?"
Kaiba:"I love playing games with my friends."
Yami:"O-OK, stop that."
Kaiba:"Especially my closest friends."
Yami:"You're freaking me out here."
Kaiba:"Like you, Yugi."
Yami:"Who the HELL are you?"
Kaiba:"I'm Seto Kaiba--the nicest guy on the face of the planet."
[both Yami and Kaiba laugh maniaclly]
[Kaiba goes on]
"Oh it feels so good to laugh."
Yami:"I'm going to kill you in your sleep."
Kaiba:"I summon my gargoyle in attack mode-- what the?
Yami:"Yes, behold Kaiba, I possess the power to make your monster's REAL. Tremble in fear as I--"
Kaiba:"That's fantastic, this'll make the game much more fun."
Yami:"W-Well I suppose, mostly it's supposed to be scary."
Kaiba:"On the contrary, I think it's neat."
Yami:"You... think my satanic powers are... 'neat'"
Kaiba:"Absolutely."
Yami:"I hate you. With all of my hate."
Kaiba:"I summon the Blue-eyes-white-dragon."
Yami:"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"
Kaiba:"Yeah, so?"
Yami:"That's against the rules, isn't it?"
Kaiba:"Actually there are several situations in which summoning multiple monsters at once can be considered legal in this game."
Yami:"Th... That wasn't very funny."
Kaiba:"Why would it be funny, I'm just trying to explain how to play."
Yami:"This is all kinds wrong."
Kaiba:"Y'know what'll cheer you up, a big friendly hug."
Yami:"Back off Kaiba!"
Kaiba:"I'm a very huggy person."
Yami:"OK, that does it, I banish you to a place where you can not hug me."
Kaiba:"You can't defeat the power of our friendship, Yugi."
[Kaiba laughs manically]
Yami:"Geez, that was just terrifying, thank god it's over.
 

-Season Zero #2

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Bakura"Haha, just one more letter will seal your doom and your Egyptain god card will be al--"
Yami:"Egyptian what now? Oh right, I completely forgot I had that! Come forth, Slifer the Executive Producer."
[Cue Slifer's theme]
Bakura:"Holy****** on a **** sandwich"
[Slifer's theme continues]
Yami:"What's wrong Bakura, is my god card really that intimidating?"
Bakura:"No, I'm just shock that we're actually using music from the acutal Yu-Gi-Oh! Soundtrack for once."

 

-Final Deathsination

 

Yami:"Are you OK Yugi? I heard screaming and--SWEET SCREAMING SARCOPHAGUS!"

 

-Fun in Yugi's mind

 

Yami:"I couldn't help noticing you're not being mind******.Thought I'd pop over and fix that."
Villian:"Oh, hey kid thanks for the cigs. Been a long time since I had a smoke."
Yami:"And speaking of things that'll kill you here. How'd you like to play a game?"
Villian:"A game huh, like monopoly?"
Yami:"Exactly like monopoly, except instead of going to jail, you wind up in a shallow grave."
Villian:"Uh..."
Yami:"It's a hoot!"
Villian:"So how do we play?"
Yami:"We each choose a finger and then we try to kill each other with it. It's a fun game, I once pitched it to mattel and they turned me down saying that the rules were confusing and dangerous. I mean c'mon what's so confusing about killing each other, a kid could understand that!"
Villian:"Oh c'mon this it too easy, I choose my trigger finger."
Yami:"And I choose my thumb, it's the daddy finger."
Villian:"Cute, but lemme ask you something kid, you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Yami:"As a matter a fact, I have, we were on a blind date. Unfortunately, he never returns my calls, says I'm too creepy."
Villian:"Hey how about lighting my cigarette before I cut you down in cold blood?"
Yami:"Well, you seem like a reasonable homicidal maniac so why not? Oops, butter fingers!"
Villian:"Hey what the hell."
Yami:"That's Russian vodka you're pouring all over yourself, If you were to shoot me, the lighter would fall from your hand, you would be cooked to a crisp. It would problaby be the closest this restruant ever got one hundred percent beef."
"Villian:I'll teach you to insult my restraunt's health standards!"
[Villian screams out as he is burned alive]

[Yami laughs maniaclly]
Yami:"Now that's what I call a sick burn."
Joey/Jononuchi:"Man that's pretty ****** up Yuge."
Yami:"Pretty ****** up Joey."

 

-Season Zero #3

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Sugoroku:"Ah the millenium puzzle, aha I've solved it after all my years of trying I finally suceeded--why don't I remember doing doing that?"
Yugi:"Grandpa you don't even remember what day it is."
Sugoroku:"Pudding day?"
Yugi:"Not a real day, grandpa, and besides I solved the puzzle."
Sogoroku:"Look, there's an inscription: whoever solves this puzzle shall be granted its dark power. At last, I'll have dominion over all over living things and pudding..."
Yugi:"No grandpa that's not how--"
Sogoroku:"--Mindcrush Yugi."
Yugi:"That's not how it works."
Sogoroku:"I am now a sexy egyptian pharoh, Yugi who will go on many adventures with his friends."
Yuig:"No."
Sogorku:"King of games?"
Yugi:"No."
Sogoroku:"Where's that Tea girl? she likes me now."
Yugi:"NO!"
Sogoroku:"Mindcrush Yugi."
Yugi:"Stop that."

 

-Season Zero #3

 

Jononouchi/Joey:"So what happened in class today, Yuge?"
Yugi:"Well, Tristan learned how to write 'boobies' on his calculator."
Honda/Tristan:"I am a sorcerer."
Yugi:"And the teacher told us that a dangerous criminal has escaped from prison."
Jononouchi/Joey:"Really, what he do? Murder? Robbery?"
Yugi:"Much worse, he posted an anime parody on the internet."
Jononouchi/Joey:"JEEZUS, that is the single worst thing a person could possible do!" 
 
-Season Zero #3

 

Yugi:"The YPD, what's that?"
YPD:"The Youtube Police Department: whenever there's a copyright infrigment--we'll be there."
Yugi:"To do what exactly?"
YPD:"Well, When someone violates copyright three times: we put them in jail."
Yugi:"Have you arrested someone who was innoccent?"
YPD:"Oh all the time! It's crazy how many people we arrested that didn't do anything, I mean hah- we problaby arrested more innoccent people we do criminals, heh, it's crazy."
Yugi:"Doesn't that seem like... kind of a flawed system?"
YPD:"Of course not, this way everyone who brakes the law get's punished."
Yugi:"But... so do the innoccent people."
YPD:"Look, I don't claim to understand the law. I just enforce it: blindly and without hesitation."
Yugi:"You seem like you have no idea what you're doing."
YPD:"Of course not, why else would they hire me, I mean heh."

 

-Season Zero #3

 

Jiiro:"You'll never take me alive, that's right it's me Gyro (could be Jiiro or any other way in Nihonogo) the yellow spider. Criminal mastermind and part-time fast-food restruant manager."
Yugi:"Holy-unneccessary plot twist!"
Jiiro:"Everybody, get on the ground, or else I'll put a bullet in this girl's brain."
Tea/Anzou"Somebody help, he's treating me slightly worse than most ever restraunt employers."
Yugi:"Is this a bad time to ask for my tip back?"
Jonouchi:/Joey"Here we are at hostage situation."
Jiiro:"Hey, somebody fetch some booze and smoke."
Yugi:"Why would either of those tings be at a fast food restraunt?"
Jiiro:"It's the only thing that Miyazaki ever orders, isn't that right Mr. Miyazaki?"
Mr. Miyazaki:"Shut up, I'm trying to animate cute **** over here!"

Honda/Tristan:"Tea are you ok? Are you ok tea?"
Jononouchi/Joey:"She's been hit by... she's been struck by... a smooth criminal."

 

-Season Zero #3

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Evil teddybear:"Your mother plays card games in hell!"
Marik:"I know, that's because I killed her."
[phone rings]
Evil teddybear:"Oh..."
Marik:"Just a second, I'll have to get the phone."
Marik:"Yes? What the [eff] is it?"
Dartz:"Hello, is you refrigerator running?"
Marik:"I don't have a [effing] refrigerator. I am an evil mastermind who lives underground in [effing] Egypt for [effing] sake. Why would I need a refrigerator?"
Dartz:"Then you had better go catch it."
[line goes dead]
Marik:"What the [eff] is that supposed to mean?"
Marik:"Oh, I see that was a prank call, well have to get up pretty early in the morning to make me look bad, binky boy."

 

-Marik's Evil Council of Doom #2

 

Yugi:"This chain should help keep my millenium puzzle safe from the various villians who are always challanging me to children card games."
Yami:"Hey, give me some time with the mirror, I need to apply my makeup."
Yugi:"God, you are such a slut."
Yami:"Yeah... well, you are really small. Look at you down there, you are like smally mcsmall. That's your name."

 

Tea/Anzou:"Running."
Ryo/Bakura:"Yo Tea, how's it going dude?"
Tea/Anzou:"What the hell did you just say to me?!"
Ryo/Anzou:"I'm trying to sound more american, so people won't picking on me, much."
Tea/Anzou:"Well, stop it. You sound like you're from the 1970's."
Ryob/Bakura:"Oh, come on baby cut me some slack, let's hang out together, it'll be totally cool."
Tea/Anzou:"Somebody help, Bakura's gone insane!"
Bakura:"Now that she's out of the way, I can concentrate my time on finding gay people!"
"Come on my little gay-dar, work your magic."

 

Yugi:"I summon the frustrated celtic guardian."
Celtic Guardian:"I am so frustrated!"
Bandit Keith:"Your frustrated elf is no match for my machine monsters, in America!"
[cue domi arigato mr robato theme]
Yugi:"Wait a minute, those monster's look kinda familiar."
"Who are you? Show yourself!"
[Bandit Keith unveils his hood as the theme rises to supense in sattire]
Yugi:"Oh my god, it's Bandit Keith I had no idea, super special awesome plot twist!"

 

Yugi:"You mean you're being manipulated?"
Bandit Keith then Marik:"That's right little Yugi, with my millenium rod I can take control anyone I want."
Yugi:"And you chose Bandit Keith? Why the hell would you choose Bandit Keith, he sucks!"
Marik:"It's simple: Americans are very easy to brainwash, isn't that right mindslave?"
Bandit Keith:"whatever you say, Mr. President."

 

Bakura:"It looks like my millenium ring has lead me to this warehouse, I haven't seen gay-reading this strong since the 'show girls'.
"Hmm... that looks like Bandit Keith and Yugi, someone must be manipulating this duel, someone with a millenium item."
Bandit Keith:"The millenium puzzle belongs to me--wait a minute, this wasn't made in america--it must be destroyed!"
Yugi:"No, my chick-magnet!"
Ryo/Bakura:"This looks like a job for limey man!"
Bandit Keith:"Whoa-ooh, in america."
Yugi:"Bakura you saved me!"
Ryo/Bakura:"I'm hear to kick ass and drink some tea, and all out of tea."

 

Tristan/Honda:"Oww, the door hurt me, Joey."
Jonouchi/Joey:"Here let me do it, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh."
Yugi:"Getting so hot, I don't know if I'll make it."
Jonouchi/Joey:"Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh."
Yugi:"It sure would be nice if my friends should up to help."
Jonouchi/Joey:"NYEH, NYEH, NYEH, NYEH, NYEH, NYEH!"
Yugi:"OK, seriously where the hell are those guys?"
Honda and Jonouchi/Tristan and Joey:"NYEH!"
Honda/Tristan:"Boo-yah!"

 

Jonouchi/Joey:"Yuge what are you doing?! We gotta get out of here!"
Yugi:"I can't leave yet... without my millenium puzzle I can't be a main character..."

 

-Yami of Darkness

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Yami:"Yu-Gi-Oh, it stays crunchy in your mouth even in milk!"

"Epict pouting maneuver

 

-Egyptian Exhibition Expo 2007

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Yami:"Forget about my friends, what the hell happened to my jacket?! It's bloody freezing out here!"

 

-The Man Who Would Be Steve

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"That figures that Kaiba Corp. would still be here, Kaiba's ego is the only thing that would survive the apocalypse."
 

-Yami

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Yugi:"God, no friendship is worth this much..."

 

-The Man Who Would Be Steve

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Bakura:"Yes... tell my fan girls I... love them."

 

-Melvin'd